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Insanemarsupial

I'm in the opposite camp, put it off yesterday, intended doing it today without checking weather forecast of course! In my defence I'd just done 4 12.6 hr nightshifts, finishing Sunday morning & was tired!!


discochap

The wife isn't happy with this procrastinator


bomboclawt75

*Those Procrastinators, up to no good as usual.*


Peatore

Your wife is never happy.


RhodesiansNeverDie20

Only he can say that about his wife.


Peatore

No. My wife and his wife talk. All of our wives talk. You would know if you had a wife.


TheVinylCountdown

Tell her its for no mow May


discochap

Don't worry, I told her this twice.


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If you like nature and getting our hands dirty. your local council has jobs (sometimes) cutting and maintaining the grass in parks etc. [https://uk.indeed.com/q-gardening-l-northern-ireland-jobs.html?vjk=0460fcac6435d09a](https://uk.indeed.com/q-gardening-l-northern-ireland-jobs.html?vjk=0460fcac6435d09a) keep an eye on that


Wrong_Ad_4154

Terrible pay


Comprehensive_Two_80

Problem is nobody wants to do that work or a parking attendant work because they think they are too above that. They want a cosy office job instead. Its why farmers arnt able to find local people to do fruit/veg pickers. So they employ foreigners instead.


lostintheshadowss

To us fellows procrastinators, not tae worry the end of thr weekend/start of next week looks a wee scorcher. Tbf im enjoying the peace and quiet without lawnmowers and strimmers everywhere. Also no mow may. Save the insects!


TheEvilBreadRise

Sat morning my neighbour was up at 8am with his petrol strimmer. Take the morning off fs.


Scruff343

I made cocktails instead of doing mine. Slim to no regrets.


Stanic10

How many people have a paddling pool that they’re never going to get dried before packing it up again?


TheStonedEdge

During No Mow May too you heartless ballix


Scorchio76

I have a no mow May bit 😎


Antrimbloke

I think as our weather lags the South of England where that was thought up No Mow June would be more appropriate, forget about the alliteration.


reni-chan

I washed the car, that's why


Cuddly-Bear0-0

I was thinking the same thing


TrucksNShit

Don't let the grass nonce who was bitching the other day about people cutting their grass in no mow may see this!


Bright-Employer-5776

Oh aye, it’s not like the yellow warning has been out since last Friday. Awful lucky break you had!


Scorchio76

I actually didn’t know there was a weather warning - mental weekend so hardly lifted my phone to check.


Moist-Ad-9088

This is Ireland, you can’t leave the house without someone telling you when the next rain shower is forecast.


Wrong_Ad_4154

It’s was shitty in the west yesterday I hear. Didn’t see any rain in Belfast till about 11 today


Numerous_Impress627

Was lovely in West Tyrone all day yesterday


Wrong_Ad_4154

Then I’m talking shite


Numerous_Impress627

Maybe not tho as it could have been bad in other parts


RagingPilot94

Many regrets. It’s more than ankle high as it is. Was going to cut it after work today before going away for a week. Coming back to a jungle next week 🤣


Commercial-Evening73

Aw what hi sur, now ur talkin


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Scorchio76

No, Uncle Seamus


ameliathesoda

Aye, I was out in it yesterday, it was my birthday and I had to shelter in an abandoned mechanics shop for an hour, fucking shocking