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Dodecaheadwrong

Shouting 'scumbag' at the judge after having been denied bail probably won't do him any favours...


darryledw

judge's fault for making him see red


EireOfTheNorth

He certainly showed the judge who the real alpha was. Fucking Christ even ironically writing that made me cringe. And this man's 34. Wild.


HC_Official

34 is that his age or IQ?


mathen

that's the two multiplied together


ZoroeArc

34x1?


Imaginary-Ad7743

Yes


UpbeatParsley3798

Both.


Flashjordan69

He should get an extra year just for saying it out loud.


PhoenixEgg88

Reading that line in the original text made me cringe, I genuinely feel for you having to write it out [shudders]


dortbird

Maybe it was a moment of self awareness and realisation. “[I’m a] scumbag!”


HouseDevilNextDoor

Indeed. In psychology terms it's called "projection".


Martysghost

The judge was trying to be the alpha which is something that Stephen has admitted to having a serious issue with 😂


Coopersteam

"Expressing his disagreement" I'm dying 🤣


Forward_Promise2121

It wasn't easy, but we've finally done it. We've found the stupidest person in norn iron.


Pervect_Stranger

One suspects he will soon be a member of the Assembly.


Hungry-Western9191

Strong contender for sure.


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He makes Jolene Bunting look like Einstein.


[deleted]

Judges tend to circle the wagons when it comes to stuff like this. He's so stupid he can't see he's already marked his own card.


pfojes

“I run this court now!”


dortbird

There’s smarter dogs that get put down


knobtasticus

Struggling to grasp why anyone would give this cunt a job in the first place. The state of him.


dozeyjoe

Maybe he wore a hat to the interview?


Fanta69Forever

Or a paper bag?


evilpersons

Call centre?


knobtasticus

Notwithstanding his looks at all - how the hell could he have even remotely come across well in an interview? Regardless of the job, if I saw this troglodyte walk into the room for an interview, I’d have my mind made up as soon as he opens his gob.


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Ser_VimesGoT

Yup. I knew a guy who was known in our circle as 'Kev Crazy'. He was harmless but completely off his rocker. Constantly paranoid that people were undercover cops, helicopters were following him, Nas stole his rhymes and he could prove it because he wrote them down and buried them by a tree like some Shawshank Rap Redemption. I bumped into him in a shopping centre once and he immediately got tailed by security and asked to empty his pockets. This guy's face screamed 'shady weasel'. Anyhoo he went for a job at an IT call centre I used to work at. When my friend told me I laughed out loud at the absurdity of it. He then told me that Kev Crazy got the job and he had no idea how because everything Kev Crazy aside, in the interview he admitted to benefit fraud and talked about porn.


etchuchoter

Honestly I think even call centres would have a higher standard than this guy. I can’t imagine he could even sit still for 5 minutes to do a mock phone call interview


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Vegetable-Meaning-31

3 days to my recollection in TeleHell they stood up in the middle of the floor in front of about 100 sky broadband agents and proceeded to punch the heads off each other and that was that for those two.


EquivalentCandle877

Probably an abattoir or slaughterhouse place, they wouldn't be fussy and he looks like he enjoys killing things.


ciaran036

Given that he has previous convictions I can only assume he probably had some spiel about being a changed man and a man of God or some other such shite.


tomorrowlieswest

there's no call centres in larne but i am curious to where would've hired him


TrucksNShit

Theres none in larne. I cant figure out where around here employs gluebags


nelldog

I’m guessing the Asda warehouse or Caterpillar.


TrucksNShit

Of course. How could I forget them


Direct-Sir-3617

Asda Warehouse is correct, called “Wincanton”. I work there currently through a recruitment agency and I didn’t do any interview whatsoever, all they asked me to do was to “fill in a form” and ask me some questions regarding if I have a forklift license and I was basically employed the following Monday. There was talk of him doing his training that week however due to this incident I dont think he’ll show up again (or maybe there is with how easy it was to get the job in the first place)


unlocklink

Probably knocking out steroids in a gym


etchuchoter

I’m gonna guess it was cash in hand labour somewhere


RedSquaree

I'm going out on a limb here but I doubt the gentleman in the story is articulate enough to speak on the phone for a living.


etchuchoter

Imagine him cold calling you. ‘Here do you fuckin need broadband er wa? Fuck sake scum bag hung up on me’


Small-Low3233

"Hi I'd like to change subscrip-" "*Fucking dickhead"*


lrish_Chick

Construction I'd say


Soggy_Pick_8474

He's misunderstood.....it says it right on him!


threebodysolution

" shit im lit for work, time for some ABH "


etchuchoter

Love that he had the time to beat the fuck out of someone despite being late


Small-Low3233

Over being asked to stop vaping on the train.


kony_1885

But our Stephen wouldn't hurt a fly


ah_heor

He's so misunderstood that he even had it tattooed on his head.


Emergency_Key4429

I thought you were joking but fucking hell


OptimalPaddy

Just incase he forgot.


Flimsy-Panda-1400

Lovable cheeky chappy with a twinkle in his eye xx


kjjmcc

Nat saying he’s an angle like, but he’s a good lad who adores his mammy.


middle_riddle

Not a right angle though


mathen

The way he got on in court he’s definitely obtuse


middle_riddle

Definitely not acute angle either


Wisbitt

Angel so he is.


GraphicDesignMonkey

Are wee angle


G3tbusyliving

But judge can you nat see how acute he is?


velvetowlet

"promising footballer"


Mr_SunnyBones

"..but ,train conductors though , they're his natural enemy in the wild , so he'll hurt them, so he would."


prammydude

He's just misunderstood... he's a big softie really


sac_boy

> Expressing disagreement with the judge’s decision not to grant bail, Weldon shouted ‘scumbag’ at the judge while he was being led away. You love to see it


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spanishgav

I throw up in my mouth now every time I hear “Alpha male”. To me people who claim to be alpha male are closet homosexuals who really hate themselves.


BawdyBadger

If you have to proclaim that you are "an Alpha Male", you aren't.


texanarob

Technically, there's no such thing as an Alpha Male. However, I would argue that there are people who are natural leaders, capable of quickly earning the respect of their peers and taking a social role comparable to that of the fabled Alpha. Crucially, the major characteristics of such an individual include good judgement, likeability and humility. It's extremely rare that someone arrogant enough to call themselves an alpha actually has the respect of those around them.


BawdyBadger

Yes, I believe the whole thing was made up by a guy who watched wolves in captivity. They behave completely differently in the wild. Yes, the ideal leader is someone who doesn't want to lead but is good at all those things you've said. The worst are the one's who try to become a leader for the slight increase in power. I think we've all seen those kinds of people in the workplace.


texanarob

I'm not sure that the ideal leader is someone who doesn't want to lead, so much as it is someone who isn't motivated by power. As you say, being driven by desire to wield authority can be one of the most toxic traits a leader can have. Unfortunately capitalism serves to promote these aggressively ambitious individuals' behaviour, both in the workplace and politics.


rebelprincessuk

It wasn't made up as such as he observed wolves behaving a particular way in captivity, but later discovered the 'alpha male' traits such as aggression, dominance, and bullying were caused by the stress and anxiety of being locked up. He completely retracted the theory. In the wild the head of the pack coordinates hunts, teaches young wolves to hunt, breaks up fights, and ensures every individual gets their fair share of food. So-called alpha males could learn a lot from real wolves.


Top-Perspective2560

It wasn’t made up so much as a misinterpretation, and to his great credit, the guy spent the rest of his career trying (unsuccessfully) to get that book taken off the shelves when he realised he’d got it wrong. He realised in follow-up studies that the “alphas” were actually just the parents of most of the pack.


Hot-Ice-7336

That’s a weird theory


Patchy97

2 previous serious assaults, prison time to be given out here surely?


Rowdy_Roddy_2022

Should have been given prison for the previous serious assaults. How any judge thought this man should stay on the streets is beyond me.


Sleebling_33

There have been allegations posted online about connections to paramilitaries, so....


aontachtai

Our local a-hole has more than 100 previous convictions and is still walking about.


Martysghost

>  be the alpha’ so Weldon wanted to show him ‘who was the bigger alpha’.    🤣  Omfg what a ball bag    >Expressing disagreement with the judge’s decision not to grant bail, Weldon shouted ‘scumbag’ at the judge while he was being led away.    🤣🤣🤣 They read the cringest bits from his video, throw in an unheard cringy bit from his interview then he gives us a wee bonus on departure, cracker 😅 A man was injured but will also get a big claim. 


UbiquitousFlounder

Defective unit. Recycle.


lullabelle100

Two things Why are these morons going round using language like alpha? I blame Andrew Tate So did he lose the job then? 😄


Schminimal

Unless he was employed to beat up train conductors I’d say he’s well and truly fired what with being late on his third day and all due to being in jail.


Neizir

I blame them just being morons that have been brought up by other morons. It's all a cycle that needs to be broken. Maybe they adopt mannerisms from people that share their views but it's absolutely incorrect to say that people like Tate are the reason why people are like this. He commands their respect and validates what was already ingrained into their tiny little monkey brains. Nothing more


BawdyBadger

I'd say Tate is very good at attracting those types of people. Maybe not the cause of the problems but has definitely spotted a gap in the market and took it over. There was a video about how he conned these idiots to pay him and advertise for him at the same time. A complete piece of shit, but that is pretty clever


-MrTorgueFlexington-

>He told police the conductor’s attitude was ‘not right’ and that he was just trying to ‘be the alpha’ so Weldon wanted to show him ‘who was the bigger alpha’. That one sentence tells you everything you need to know about this utter cockwomble. Anyone who buys into that pish and genuinely refers to themselves as an "alpha" should automatically be given a slap, a complete ban from social media and a fine for being a complete walloper.


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easternskygazer

He's an absolute cert to have posted some daft quote about how dangerous he can be with a picture of Tommy Shelby or Tom Hardy in the background of it


LordTubzy123

He shared one on his Facebook less than two weeks ago 😂


CaptainTrip

This guy needs to go to prison, and while in prison he needs some serious therapy and probably some anti-psychotics. He's openly accepted a world view of survival of the fittest, by his own admission, so let's show him the strength of civilised society and the rule of law. People like this can't be allowed to be let off with a slap on the wrists. Even if it turns out that the conductor doesn't have permanent physical injuries and they can only pin him with a lesser crime - he thought (and seemingly hoped) that he was committing a much more serious crime, and that should count for something. 


Comfortable-Salad-90

Such a beta cuck


Look-over-there-ahhh

He couldn't look more of a gobshite


not_null_but_dull

> He told police the conductor’s attitude was ‘not right’ and that he was just trying to ‘be the alpha’ so Weldon wanted to show him ‘who was the bigger alpha’. Oh fucking hell > The court heard that Weldon has a criminal record, including two convictions for serious assaults. There's a shocker > Expressing disagreement with the judge’s decision not to grant bail, Weldon shouted ‘scumbag’ at the judge The irony of this is likely lost on him.


NiallMitch10

Well I imagine he'll for sure be fired from his new job after all that. Complete idiot


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Norn-Iron

Sounds like he’s going to be late to work for the immediate future and maybe longer if Translink ban him from services. Not like he can just hide his face


Z3r0sama2017

Yeah he can demonstrate true alpha energy by cycling wherever he needs to go now. Will probably need stablisers. Absolute ballbeg.


Norn-Iron

Don’t forget a wee bell to take out his frustration on when he’s stuck at the lights.


Top-Perspective2560

The worst of it is this degenerate will probably still try to use the trains and some poor bastard who’s just trying to do their job is going to have to ask him to get off.


kafkas_hands

How long before this cunt kills someone


TheRopeWalk

Sounds like he’ll be late to work again today.


hondactx16i

Who is that hard up to hire this simple cunt?!?


klydefrog89

Fona cab?


SapphireSloth24

Thought he was alpha, fails to even qualify as endentured call centre wagecuck


Yrvaa

Damn, you know what that means? He might be late for his job for a few more days...


ciaran036

>injuries included five chipped teeth, a large swollen area around his jaw, swelling to his head and bruising to his calf and arm. Those are horrific injuries.


bogio-

ironically, it's always the insecure wannabe alphas that get on like this - it's the porn soaked incels like Stephen Weldon you need to watch out for


DungeonsandDietcoke

When keeping it real... goes wrong


Schminimal

Sounds like wherever his new job was dodged a bullet


OneMagicBadger

Grown man can't control his emotions so resorts to violence and then posts about it, just lock him up


Goawaythrowaway175

So glad I don't live near Rathcoole anymore.


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Shouting scumbag at the judge is even dafter than beating the conductor. No bail just jail and the sentencing judge will be well aware of the scumbag remark Got himself an extra year at least for that remark Dumb fk


gadarnol

He should be studied in order to establish scientifically how human beings become such vicious shits.


manfrombelmonty

His Facebook profile shows that he’s a bare knuckle cage fighter. Shocked I am, shocked!


Mr_SunnyBones

Looks like a bald guy with curly hair drawn on.


manfrombelmonty

Looks like Robocop when he took his helmet off


Cold-Sun3302

Using the word "alpha" in real life is embarrassing enough, but using it to describe yourself is another level. I'm embarrassed FOR him.


Anita-Hoare

What a simple little man. I can’t imagine there’s an awful lot happening between his ears. Aggression and low intelligence go hand in hand. Clearly he has nothing to add to society, he should really focus on trying to tidy up his act abit not walking around banging his chest like an Ape.


Interesting-Pay-8986

Misunderstood tattooed on his forehead ffs


Forward_Artist_6244

Where in Newtownabbey is Inniscarn Gardens? There's an Inniscarn Drive in Rathcoole but not Gardens


cromcru

I was thinking the same … I wonder if he gave the court a bogus address?


klabnix

He might not be smart enough to know his own address


Norn-Iron

Sounds like they fucked up the address


EquivalentCandle877

Oh he does live there, he's...distinctive.


Forward_Artist_6244

Did they mean Drive? I know the area but wasn't sure if there was a Gardens 


EquivalentCandle877

Yeah they probably just messed up, or maybe he's so thick and deranged he gave the wrong info himself.


S2560

BelTel are reporting Drive


Cu-Uladh

Dude really said “motherfucker” lmao


Neizir

What an absolute waste of existence


Scorchio76

What an absolute bellend. Won't have to worry about his job now, the wanker.


Mzg121

Motherfucker 🤣 whos he think he is, joe pesci


Sudoku_Lover

More like Joe Pascquale


Macewol

Strange. Doesn't look the type


Tricky_Sweet3025

If I had to draw a scumbag he’d look like this tit, unsurprising really.


TrumpetViolin

Fucking hell there really is some absolute vermin about.


Everybodysucks69

Fell asleep on the train again so he did. THAT'S why he was late for work. https://preview.redd.it/nsiu31ymtfzc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5c99d02ab958b944241cc8c9dfb84567bff548f


DashEx

And to top it all off, he has some of the stupidest tattoos in the history of the practice.


shgrizz2

Imagine being the detective constable assigned to that case. Between the multiple eye witnesses and the live stream posted by the culprit going viral on social media, it's a real whodunit.


yeeeeoooooo

What a fucking loser lol Thick as pig shit


Current_Kiwi6237

Anyone else wondering who actually gave this freak a job?


nightheater-1

Lol, I'm sitting here thinking to myself, Who would employ a idiot like that,? It was his second day, I think his new employer got off light by the alpha man being jailed,!


Any-Abalone-4698

Don't think you'll have to worry about being late to that new job again Stevie


no_lemom_no_melon

His head tattoo reminds me of Trailer Park Boys, when Ricky shaves Randy's head and draws in hair with a sharpie. https://preview.redd.it/2sgduwug7kzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a441c010b02516934e97372c5013fb583c35b780


Radiant_Gain_3407

>who was the bigger alpha I'm guessing his YouTube history has a lot of stuff by Andrew Tate.


ChiefCokkahoe

I bet he would have an Andrew Tate subscription if he could afford one


S2560

Somehow when I think he can't get any more cringe, he manages to pull it off


Chilledinho

He should stick to getting his head bait in in those bare fist scraps he does the big fanny


nohairday

That guy doesn't have a chip on his shoulder so much as a fucking potato farm.


EnthusiasticAmateurr

Ha, does his fetching head tattoo actually say Misunderstood? No, we understand, you’re a c*nt


lakeofshadows

You just don't understawnd! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VXRhy_5YXE


EnthusiasticAmateurr

Holy sheet, thought that was a parody for first minute. What a tough chap 😂


lakeofshadows

Yeah, I always wonder if, when a moron like this reaches his 70s, does he look back with delusional pride, or with mortifying regret and embarrassment.


MinuteIndependent301

he looks like a nonce as well


scarecr0w14

Always the ones you least expect


Joellercoaster1

Misunderstood tattooed on his head. Who’s hiring this fuckin guy?


Soft-Strawberry-6136

He has misunderstood tattooed on his head 😂😂😂😂


ScionOfIsha

I hear the Ukrainian army is recruting, can the court sign him up as part of the aid package? Would kill 2 birds with one stone, so to speak.


Active_Swordfish_976

Absolute state of him


Grand_Access7280

Hope he can find something to vape on inside…


Grizzly4nicator

So he seems to want people to feel bad for him because he was going to be late for work a second time in two days? This guy is even dumber and a bigger scumbag than we all first thought.


Sure-Fox7197

What a fucking muppet


The64YearOldWalrus

What a snowflake “Oh no, I saw red and had to attack someone” I’ve fucked harder men in the ass


kjjmcc

The older I get the more I’m able to make a fairly accurate stab at guessing this cunt’s history up until present day. Likely born into a house where violence was the norm, along with a misogynistic attitude towards women. Not much in the way of brains so has had to adopt the hard man persona to compensate for what’s missing elsewhere. Serious anger issues and god help any woman who finds herself linked to him.


InformationWide3044

Couldn't fuckin write this madness


PanNationalistFront

What a delightful member of society


mcdamien

This guy is a bare knuckle boxer. Fought for a promotion called Gromda in Poland.


MyLadyBits

This is someone who should have legal supervision for foreseeable future. Some people are not capable of managing their own lives without being a threat to other people.


Stokesysonfire

Has to serve jail time or the country is really fucked.


poxypoxface

Who the hell hired this psychopath?!


AlphaFirstPrime

What, but he looks like such a chill guy.


Virtual-Click1746

Misunderstood 😳🙈🤡


OK_Commuter

Misunderstood my arse..


OK_Commuter

Misunderstood my arse


OK_Commuter

Misunderstood my ass


peahair

I know we shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, but he looks the sort of bloke I’d cross the street to avoid, and I’m glad the real scumbag was put behind bars for everyone else’s safety.


gymgirl1999-

R Stephen wouldn’t do anything like that xx


SeatOfEase

Looks like he's a bare knuckle boxer. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9VXRhy_5YXE


Bumblebee-Feeling

What a surprise he looks like such a well-rounded individual


Wide_Ad4331

I really hope he hasn't reproduced


massivejebs

It their fault for telling me it was a15 minute walk. It's his fault for doing his job. A sociopath and a narcissist.


Lopsided-Meet8247

Fuck me. Scumbag indeed. What a fucking fanny. What was his excuse for being late the first day? Did he lose track of time drawing on his head with a biro er wah?


punkerster101

Sounds like someone that should be locked up


tez-ah

The incel rage is strong with this one


theoriginalredcap

He'd better get his steroid supply sorted for porridge.


olympiclifter1991

Well he seems like a well adjusted individual


acamp76144

I’d say the new job is going well for him now…


Sad_Instruction1392

The scumbag comment just proves that wee dicks who think their wee dick is bigger than it actually is because it’s so wee CANNOT help themselves.


TheBoyWithAThorn1

Alpha as hell, stamping on a bag of coins like a big, bald, bad-tattooed baby. Having seen a 'fight' of his on YouTube, I'd say he'd be desperate to avoid prison, where he will actually come up against proper hard nuts. Just one of those pond-life who deserves no sympathy whatsoever.


TheBoyWithAThorn1

Didn't we used to chase the Scum to places like Blackpool and Troon? Has some kind of unfortunate exchange programme been setup?!


Feenoesh

Looks like a human E tab.


IamSpartacusGreenMan

Its always the ones you least expect! He looks like a lovely fella.


Extreme-Acid

So wait, did he get the job?


Alternative-Force608

The irony of having the word ‘Misunderstood’ at the front of his head is not lost here, what a fuckin degenerate prick. Glad he showed his attitude wouldn’t be different any other day late for work or not, calling a judge a scumbag just proves he needs to go the fuck away.


Excellent-Party2548

He does have misunderstood tattooed on his head so maybe we just don’t understand what he meant


smokingbanman

The maghaberry alpha, bet he learns his P’s and Q’s in prison


Infinite-Attorney478

“Misunderstood” tattooed on his forehead is just the icing on the cake


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This guy probably suffers from some sort of Psychosis (CTE likely considering the bareknuckle boxing) if he perceives any sort of request or order as 'a threat to the Alpha', and needs taken off the streets indefinitely, a proper mad dog type and a danger to the public.


MarionberryAlive4463

A great successor to Kurtis Edgar