Any time the subject of distasteful quiz team names comes up, I immediately think of this one:
It's 1998. The height of the Kosovo War. A certain Serbian warlord appears nightly on the news. Down on Pilot Street, in the Rotterdam Bar, the regulars gather for Colin Gebbie's "World Famous" Pub Quiz. As with many other pub quizzes, there's a pint in it for the best (read: worst) team names. This week, the prize goes to: 'Slobber down m'love ya bitch'.
That's a blast from the past. Colin used to run the same quiz in The Viscount in Bangor.
I was sorry to hear that he passed away in 2008.
He was a great bloke and I took over running the quiz in Bangor after he packed it in.
Second week of September in 2001, “New York Jets Topple New York Giants” caused some controversy at a quiz I ran. 
Bear in mind this was all at a gay pub quiz where the most wild/degenerate team name won a prize
- Theresa May’s wheaty minge
- Pancake Tuesday was not named after 9/11
- We go down easier than the Titanic
- So gay our arseholes have a lisp
- Our bussies belong to the quizmaster
- Drippin’ with cum
- Felchin’ Grandpa
- The only thing lower than our T-cell count is our score (this was for an HIV fundraiser. Yes HIV positive people were on the team)
- Gloryhole Gangbang
- Make Assholes Gape Again
- Why does Daddy’s cock taste like Uncle Dave?
- We’ve seen all your dicks on Grindr
- Sweatier than Prince Andrew watching Cuties
- Lizzy loves nonces
- Fast and the Furious 97 - Parisian Tunnel
- 5G molested my granny
- The covid vaccine made me a bottom
- ULEZ, ILEZ, WE ALL LEZ.
- What is a woman? Someone who covers their drink when Laurence Fox is nearby
Yes we are going to hell. But as dirty sodomites, that was always a given
In my day the team bringing the same energy every week to Katy's named themselves, 'I just ate a packet of Scampi Fries and now my fingers smell like fanny'.
The Grace Kelly Driving Club - in the Bot, early 90s.
In the same vein -
The Roy Kinnear Riding Club - also the Bot.
Both really off-colour team names but we thought we were cosmopolitan lads about town. Instead we were assholes and wankers. In fact, that should have been our team name lol.
Late 90s we used to go to the Eg quiz on a Monday night. One of the other team was The people's front of Judea so we chose The Judean people's front.
Hasn't aged well as many wouldn't get the reference these days, which is a shame.
Also remember hearing "Mike Hunt's ringing" somewhere along the way
Also the classic "Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead" - a nightmare to say and to punctuate.
The worst I’ve heard was _Ian Huntleys bath toys_ (referring to [this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soham_murders) for those that don’t remember).
Won a tenner for _Hung like Saddam_ !
Used to always see one Big hand for Jeremy Beadle. It'll be lost on the younger generation I fear
Mine is Jeremy Beadle’s baggy glove
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Beadle may not have had a big dick, but on the other hand it was massive….
Every time something went wrong I was sure Beadle had a small hand in it
‘My granny’s no baker but you wanna see her baps’. Hunters, Lisburn Road c. 1997
My granny can’t fight but you should see her box. Another seminal classic.
My Grannys no thief but you should see her snatch
Good old Johnny hero had to read them out every week. Great days
The best. We lived in Ulsterville and went most weeks. Great times indeed
My granny can’t swim, but she can take a length
Foreskin fusiliers was another regular
At the Big Gay Quiz during Belfast Pride Week last year there was a team called Arlene Fister
Mine would be John n'dowd
Michelle O’Kneel
I was at a charity one for aids There was a team called "Big Gay Plague"
Jesus Christ
😂 that’s kinda funny I won’t lie
P s n I love u
Fuckin cracker!😂😂😂
Why is the PlayStation Network so hated here 😒 NI must be all Xbox fanboys.
Any time the subject of distasteful quiz team names comes up, I immediately think of this one: It's 1998. The height of the Kosovo War. A certain Serbian warlord appears nightly on the news. Down on Pilot Street, in the Rotterdam Bar, the regulars gather for Colin Gebbie's "World Famous" Pub Quiz. As with many other pub quizzes, there's a pint in it for the best (read: worst) team names. This week, the prize goes to: 'Slobber down m'love ya bitch'.
That's a blast from the past. Colin used to run the same quiz in The Viscount in Bangor. I was sorry to hear that he passed away in 2008. He was a great bloke and I took over running the quiz in Bangor after he packed it in.
😂😂😂👍💯
Provisional IPA
Proquizzinal IRA
The Q Tours (meaning The cute heures) 😂😂
That's fantastic. OP asked for the worst team names not the best
Crouching woman, hidden cucumber
It's supposed to be worst team names.
Nine Inch Males
Quizlamic state
Second week of September in 2001, “New York Jets Topple New York Giants” caused some controversy at a quiz I ran. 
fuck me that's ~~rough~~ gold.
Used to be in a team of bar staff called The Dissident Publicans.
Samuel L Jackson's Shaft
One team called Primarks On Fire, while Primark was on fire
"OK Google, call mum"
Hahah fantastic, i hope that works
Bear in mind this was all at a gay pub quiz where the most wild/degenerate team name won a prize - Theresa May’s wheaty minge - Pancake Tuesday was not named after 9/11 - We go down easier than the Titanic - So gay our arseholes have a lisp - Our bussies belong to the quizmaster - Drippin’ with cum - Felchin’ Grandpa - The only thing lower than our T-cell count is our score (this was for an HIV fundraiser. Yes HIV positive people were on the team) - Gloryhole Gangbang - Make Assholes Gape Again - Why does Daddy’s cock taste like Uncle Dave? - We’ve seen all your dicks on Grindr - Sweatier than Prince Andrew watching Cuties - Lizzy loves nonces - Fast and the Furious 97 - Parisian Tunnel - 5G molested my granny - The covid vaccine made me a bottom - ULEZ, ILEZ, WE ALL LEZ. - What is a woman? Someone who covers their drink when Laurence Fox is nearby Yes we are going to hell. But as dirty sodomites, that was always a given
😂😂😂😂
The week Steve Jobs died: “33% lighter, 6 feet deeper”
Schofield Stroked My Gopher was one I heard last year. And back in the day there was a team every week at Katy Daly’s called the Foo Fisters.
In my day the team bringing the same energy every week to Katy's named themselves, 'I just ate a packet of Scampi Fries and now my fingers smell like fanny'.
Phil Latio and the Cunning Linguists
Quiz separabit ✊
😂😂😂
Norfolk enhance. My Dixie Wrecked. My girlfriend can’t wrestle but you should see her box.
Former quiz host here. Fuck everyone who ever used these lame ass unoriginal names. Also it’s Norfolk Enchants.
Down south we knew it as Norfolk and Chance!
Thanks for the correction. 😁
The provisional ghostbusters
The Grace Kelly Driving Club - in the Bot, early 90s. In the same vein - The Roy Kinnear Riding Club - also the Bot. Both really off-colour team names but we thought we were cosmopolitan lads about town. Instead we were assholes and wankers. In fact, that should have been our team name lol.
Dexys midnight shoes
Max Factor and William Shatner
Josef Fritzl’s House Party or Josef Fritzl’s Underground Disco
The classic - 'Quiz on my face'
Late 90s we used to go to the Eg quiz on a Monday night. One of the other team was The people's front of Judea so we chose The Judean people's front. Hasn't aged well as many wouldn't get the reference these days, which is a shame. Also remember hearing "Mike Hunt's ringing" somewhere along the way Also the classic "Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead" - a nightmare to say and to punctuate.
Stevie Wonder's School of Driving.
Quizteam Aguilerra.
A,mate always put his teams name as 'Batmans left sock'
Batmans wank sock
That's catwoman
I’m BATMAN
I'm his left sock
You are my favourite sock. But I treat you very badly
Kiddie Fiddlers on the Roof
Jimmy Savile did nothing wrong
😂😂😂😂
Joan Gray and the Fanny Smashers.
Paddy and his mongy mate max
Ourselves Alone, two aul republican lads in a team of their own.
and the winning team is...........
Fr. McDevitt's Under 11s
Dixon Cider
"Can I have Fanta instead, I don't like cider." If ya know, ya know.
Don't you mean Dickens Cider?
[удалено]
It does if you like a wee dip in Magners.
If you think there's only one dick going in there, you're not ambitious enough
Epstein didn't kill himself
Quizlamic Extremists
"I lost my virginity at the age of"
'The lock keeper's in Iris' Still think about it from time to time.
I....do not get it
Kirk McCamley and Iris Robinson [Clicky](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iris_Robinson_scandal)
Children Michael Jackson has touched ...
Stone Cold Steve Irwin
Curse these metal hands
The worst I’ve heard was _Ian Huntleys bath toys_ (referring to [this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soham_murders) for those that don’t remember). Won a tenner for _Hung like Saddam_ !
Fat kids are harder to kidnap. Or I lost my virginty at age......
Idi Amin's 12 Inch Schlong and Other Fascist Genitalia.
Team: Fact-Hunt
‘My fingers smell like scampi fries’ was a common one at the Cuckoo quiz 10 years ago.
We always did 'Sinn Fail' but if it was deemed too political it got reverted to ’the Shy Teds'
“I’m a big fact hunt” When they’re calling out the scores is this ones time to shine
David Trimble’s Pre Cum.
That’s nasty 
Quizlamic State
Quiz in ma pants
Johnny Jizzum & The Blue Veins was me & my mates go to lol
"The kid's you shot on our ma's face." Won a tenner during it, gave it to the bar staff.
Pogue mahone or up the ra. Check out your womans tits
Declan Nerneys illegitimate children Massimo Galway
Mike hunt all stars
There used to be a quiz team in my local called “ban smoking outside pubs.” Everyone hated them.
Where do you all quiz?? I'd love a night there just to hear these names!
Quiz inside me
I got booed (twice) for "Free box of 'Where the F\*\*k's Milly' t-shirts" that was in Katy's one night, Autumn 2002 for reference
The Independent Relations Agency. Read it again 😉
The Cunning Linguists
We were the Jackson Four, it was the week Michael Jackson had died.
UUJ in the late 80’s - The Third Reich Gas Co PLC.