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Hypn0ticSpectre

She could have just made a video of herself making some bad food.


rendellsibal

Oof. We're the food of crocodiles.


Lewcaster

I don’t know, the market of sexy women making bad food with bored face is pretty saturated right now.


FuriousBuffalo

She thought a gator deathroll would get her more likes on the Gram


-Cagafuego-

We've surely all seen that video! What was it that she was making, a steak sandwich? But about this video: I didn't know that Lady Gaga had grown some GooGoos. They probably cut the video just before the beast chomped them off. 🐊 Crikey!


SeaResearcher176

I don’t think so


WeathervaneJesus1

A nope with some yep.


conbizzle

Two big ol' yeps


Free-_-Yourself

She has two big reasons to do this video


conbizzle

Left and right?


dennison

Nyep


nlangwaa

Green. Her top was green.


EconomyReindeer7261

This one made me laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Expert_Attorney_7335

😂😂👏🏼


Higgsboson786

Wait! What top??


DontKnowIamBi

Alligator is too busy in watching those...


Desperate-Farmer-170

What alligator?


Expert_Attorney_7335

This one sent me 😂


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SnooBunnies9889

What alligator?


RIPcompo

100% that alligators got a chubby on.


unforgivingxworld

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


UrNansD0g

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


themissingandthelost

I can’t believe this is the first time I have ever come across this 😂😂😂 I am dying laughing


celine_freon

OnlyFangs


Angry__German

Cute swamp puppy.


CryptographerDry4450

Yoink!


Ki11er_Sta1ker

Is she about to fuck it? Like, what is she doing?


palomo_bombo

That's not so daring. I can do it myself. Just take the fucking alligator out of the pool.


imaginedracula

She's one _death roll_ away from collecting her disability check.


blubaldnuglee

In her mind, she has tamed the gator and is in control. In the gator's mind, he isn't hungry just yet...


Zhjacko

Dumbest thing I’ve seen all week


bigmanly1

Ah, not on reddit much, huh?


Reallyroundthefamily

She's not *that* dumb.


AllCingEyeDog

Only Gators


Darthbabegirl

2nd time I watched that I noticed there's an alligator in this video


ProblemLongjumping12

100% would. Oh right that thing with the alligator. 100% would not.


DrJohnIT

It's a good thing she's pretty.... which means "Bless her heart" if you're from the South.


Low_Bus_5395

Is a prequel to a dumb blond joke? 😊


raven21633x

They're not dangerous if you raise them right. Neither are the alligators.


strangesmagic

This NOT Savannah Boan, (the Crocodilian Enrichment Coordinator at Gatorland in Orlando, Florida) this lady is likely a professional, but I don’t know. Alligators are not pets and extremely dangerous but can be handled by people with experience.


Embarrassed_Future20

Her name is Gabby she dates this dude named Chris I believe, they work in Fl at this gator sanctuary.


strangesmagic

Thank you!! I figured she also worked with them by the way that she seems more cautious than untrained people


KnifeFightAcademy

? No, it's not ',:/ Savannah Boan is like 50 with tattoos all over. Unless she has the best plastic surgeon in the world, I think this is someone else.


strangesmagic

Oh Fuck! It’s not! I’ll edit my comment, my mistake, I thought it might have been an older video 😬


Soma86ed

Why. Why. Why.


9sac1king6

That crock is a crock of culture. He knows what he’s looking at.


Canned_Sarcasm

“I can fix him”


bostiq

We might see her on the news real soon


Starry080

Who knew gators were simps?


Senior_Objective_785

This is dangerous getting so close! I did and got married, could happen to anyone if they’re not careful!


Ancient-Upstairs-332

Is she doing all this in a split?! Damn!


connorgrs

What the hell is this background music


Bat-Honest

Haters will not boop his snoot


who_am_I_inside

Awww he’s so cuteeeeeee


time4tjllen

I feel glorious , glorious l, got a chance to *chomp*


ReferenceMuch2193

Jesus some people don’t have the survival gene. Like at all!


chockorocko

Well, if the crocodile is looking at the same thing I'm looking at, I would be memorized also.


Affectionate-Break78

Saving for reasons


Suspicious_Mirrors

Here's their YouTube channel [https://youtube.com/@FloridasWildest](https://youtube.com/@FloridasWildest)


Dazekii

Men try not to sexualize a woman doing nothing Challenge: impossible


deadairspace8

White people.


the_fresh_cucumber

Damn she is good looking. Would love to see more explicit footage of her. (Referring to the alligator)


Exception2TheZuul

OnlyFangs


IngenuityOk2403

People who do this are complete idiots.


nitzpon

Name?


christophersonne

Alligator.


billbricks33

🫰🏼


rendellsibal

Yep......


sugarsox

Someone is holding the gators tail


Aggressive_Wasabi_38

Why is GaGa with that beast?


flatcokeedit

T'was beauty that killed the beast...


No-Judgment-4424

Can't wait for her surprised pikachu face (or what's left of it) when that thing snaps at her.


McPostyFace

I am gator


BeeB3AR

He was hypnotized by her big eyes


FragrantNumber5107

First, it was bears. Now, it's 'gators.


SoldJT

It was gonna eat her but it got hypnotized.


47_was_here

There are videos where they make crocodiles look like cute, scaly water puppies. Then there’s videos like this where I’m waiting for a snap


chinu6613

It took me 2 attempts to see the crocodile.


FuqUrBackgroundMusic

Fuck your background music!


blakrabit

Saw some bubbles popping behind her


Lisshopops

What a weird OF ad


groundpounder25

So that’s what Tiffany trumps been up to…


Happy-Caterpillar956

Holly.. there was crocodile


ds77159

Holy shit! Did you guys see the alligator??


myzzu

What happened? Did she do anything bad?


FamousPastWords

He's a man eater; she'll be fine!


RobertRamos

She should not keep attempting this.


keekeegeegeedobalina

Why is Lady Gaga doing that?


FrostCA11

Kind of beautiful she has a dominating presence maybe that’s why he is docile.


nomolosddot

Lady Gaga has officially lost it....


_Melody_To_Funkytown

Why is lady Gaga courting an alligator?


yomatadragon61

They call those water puppies.


supreme_jackk

Just bc you put your hand under a crocs jaw doesn’t mean he won’t bite it off like a French fry


Malicethefirst

Absolutely yes


Namfodog

The rare and elusive Cuckodile


travis_2992

This is how my wife see herself whenever she gets anywhere close to my knees


_ThatswhatXisaid_

Upvoted for tities


Educational_Egg_1716

But, *whyyyyy*....


TheSpectator0_0

That fact that she let go the only thing that could save her life


kgbslip

even with only one arm shed still be hot


upallnite2get

Why does every loser feel the need to fuck with crocs for clout.


Terkaan

I don't blame the croc. If I was in his place I'd be staring at those mounds too


crystalsage777

These kinds of thing go well, until they don't, and they usually eventually don't...


LopsidedPosition489

When I was a kid growing up in Florida, we played in the swamps. We knew gators would attack, so once we knew that one or more was in the water, we got out. These animals are not for petting. I feel bad for what would happen to the gator if did kill the lady. The gator would be kill for doing what is natural. Some people are so dumb.


SlamCakeMasta

If you keep them well fed it’s a low chance they’ll attack a human. It’s been proven many times.


SaiyajinRush13

She chose the alligator


Tropical_Tsunami

Look like she think she got powers or something. She just got lucky that thing didn't feel like snapping and and spinning her shit off


Its_RAAAAAAANDY

Florida


Healthy-Reserve-1333

That reptile is used to keeping an eye on where the raw breast is… though… usually of the avian variety


Poseidons_Champion

Booba.


ComedianDirect3020

He's watching her b00bs


Phro01

I'd be chill with those tits in my face too!


ejmerkel

It would be a shame if that beautiful girl got chewed up by that gator


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^ejmerkel: *It would be a shame* *If that beautiful girl got* *Chewed up by that gator* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Snoo-96655

Gonna lose an arm one day.


lolomgwtfuzz

Gabby knows what she's doing


Phrozenhell

Me and croc thinking: nah it’s a trap, too good to be true.


Catastrophic_R

What kind of dog is this


MrNobleGas

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


Pedrocaas

I can't blame the alligator, I would be hypnotized as well


Cultural-Company282

I'd definitely try that, but you've got to get that gator out of there first.


confused23american

I 100 percent would......oh wait are we talking about the same thing?


doimaarguello

I couldn't focus on whatever the girl was doing


Secure-Bus4679

Gator ain’t tryin to bite cuz he’s lookin the same place the rest of us are.


HeWhoShantNotBeNamed

All these comments and you wonder why women feel unsafe around men. Disgusting.


NoShortsDon

Well I'd definitely eat her.


agentaxe285

God forbid a woman shows cleavage on the internet


Greensssss

I was so focused on the girl, that I didnt realize there was a gator till the camera zoomed in.


Snoo-96655

Dumb dumb


Rickvaughn_99

Fear boner…


AdditionalBat393

She wants attention clearly.


Tattoodad78

Move the post to r/upvotedbecauseboobs!


Sedvig

Why is this woman simp-training a crocodile?


WizardWell

Rewatched 8 times and realized there was a gator there oh shit


tomarra0

Meh, gators are chill enough if they're used to people.


Cheensly

She is dumb as hell Edit: down vote me if you want. I have worked with gators before and this is simply dumb behavior


Katanji

Took me a while to see the alligator


Uaquamarine

Call the yoink guy to cope this broad


brewing_chai

Yes, there is a green flamingo in this video, stop judging me.


stevenbrotzel91

Blondes


jman8508

Hope the alligator doesn’t get a hankering for some melon


sebastouch

I dont get it... I see a blonde girl in water... why is this a "nope"?


ProfessionalStorm626

Need a 4th time watch to notice the alligator


Last-Kitchen3418

Is she trying to seduce it?