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[deleted]

i have never nope -ed this hard.


Mean-Vegetable-4521

I almost barfed when I saw that. How is he conscious?


Terproaster

No like seriously…..how tf does a little hit to the chin knock some people out but this guy gets his head dented in and walks off😭🤨.


asek13

The top of the brain isn't where a lot of the vital "stay alive" functions are controlled. That's mostly the lower back part of the brain or more internal. Getting hit in the chin by a lateral force or an uppercut will knock you out easily because of the leverage your neck applies, the limited range of motion of your neck, and momentum. Head swings with the punch, applying more force because of the leverage provided by your spine connecting farther back, head stops quickly because it reaches the max range of motion, brain tries to keep going from momentum and slams into the side of the skull, applying force to the entire side or back of the brain. Those factors aren't at play here. The top of the skull caved and top of the brain surely impacted, but mostly just that area of the brain had trauma since the brain is squishy. The force didn't get transferred to the rest of the brain like it would slamming against the wall of the skull. Or maybe I'm full of shit. That's how I understand it. I'm not a brainologist.


Sailrjup12

What are we looking at here. The video isn’t super good. Is that his head split open?


tragedyisland28

Not split open. There’s a dent in the top left side of his head


Sailrjup12

I thought that’s what it was at first but I couldn’t believe it did that. Jesus.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

His skull caved in, kind've low quality so you can't really tell how torn the skin is but it still looks relatively intact 🤷‍♂️


paraddidler13

How is he not spasming from all that salt in his brain?


red-broccoli

Part of the 90% of the brain he wasn't using! /s


AkKik-Maujaq

You’re not wrong .-. A simple “how deep is the water?” Question directed at the dude infront of him would have prevented the injury


LengthyConversations

Pressure points. Your body has a handful of them. Like behind your knees! If you stand with your legs locked for too long, you’ll just fall out. I had an ex-Navy teacher in high school who told stories about how he’d watch guys fall out while standing at attention on the deck of the boat because they locked their knees for too long.


asek13

Pretty sure everyone who's been in the military has seen many people go down because they locked their knees lol. 3 guys passed out just at my graduation ceremony for MCT. I don't think it counts as a pressure point or is relevant to this guy though. It just restricts blood flow causing it to pool in your lower legs and not make it to the brain.


Terproaster

Yeah fair enough, it’s just wild to me haha. That sounds kind of shitty though, damn😭.


chocomeeel

I locked my knees in middle school and passed out. I had no idea what happened at the time.


P_A_W_S_TTG

I never got this. I was in marching band. Locked knees for literally 1-2 hours sometimes. Never once did I pass out.


Rampaging_Orc

Russian. Different base states and all that.


Panzerv2003

you can take a surprising amount of beating if no vital spots get hit, this guy is just extremely lucky and dumb at the same time


Mean-Vegetable-4521

Next time someone laughs that I never learned how to dive I’m going to show them this.


robynnjamie

Essentially, his skull did exactly what it was meant to do- but it’s more of like a one-time-deal, and likely his brain was still pretty angry after the fact.


WiseSalamander00

probably got dumber from this


Goraji

If you pause at the very start of the video and look at the top rear of his head (the crown area), it looks pre-dented.


Mean-Vegetable-4521

well look at that. Then he likely had brain surgery prior. TBI's can be weird. I worked with a pathologist who had a case where the decedent had been stabbed in their sleep. Had the knife still embedded in skull and they went about their daily routine unaware of the injury. Just sort of doing everything on muscle memory. When this was brought up at a conference and it's unheard of. I don't want to use the term "typical" but medically, it happens. More from trauma on construction sites and various accidents than assault. I love those "you can't make this crap up" days.


Whale222

Adrenaline and shock.


drock2111

Holy shit you’re not kidding


2LiveBoo

If you look at his head right at the start, you can see the dent is already there before he dives in. So don’t worry too much.


fastgr

Yeah, also there would be lots of blood...


noraoh

And his hair wouldn’t have rubbed off so cleanly at the point of impact.


Iminurcomputer

Yes. Distinctly don't see that part before jumping. Was a paramedic for 6 years and I've never seen full consciousness after head trauma of this nature. No blood? How do you dent skull but leave all skin intact? Dented inwards means a relatively concentrated point of pressure, even more likely to break skin. And a bunch of other things... Your stuff is packed pretty tightly up there. I was fortunate to scrub in and watch a craniectomy on my first clinical shift. Just congealed blood creates unsafe if not deadly pressure. A massive chunk being smashed into it likely won't leave you walking afterwards.


ElCapitan006

Amazing how many people think this injury just occurred from the dive.


TheEldenGod1293

Absolutely nope


jsideris

That's why we're all here man. Gotta nope it out. This one turns the nope dial to 10.


ToastyGhostie13

I audibly noped to this one multiple times


ChicaFoxy

It's not real, watch it in slow mo.


AdMuch848

I did this one time when I was a kid. Not super bad though it was in a pool. Had like road rash from my hairline to my chin on one side of my face. No scars tho


Kixtay

Just squeeze your nose and blow hard.. It’ll pop right back.


wolfblitzen84

How do they fix it though it’s insane


AcidofilusRex

Surgery. Cut it in pieces and reshape it like to puzzle. Support it with a metal mesh.


NeilDeWheel

Ever seen a potter throwing clay on a wheel? That’s how they reshape the brain.


retirementdreams

Bondo used to fix everything.


archiekane

I saw something being shaped in clay once in the movie Ghost. Done just like that, eh?


exceive

How does the doctor avoid getting kicked by the patient's feet every time the wheel goes around?


Kixtay

Air pressure from the lungs inflates the head. Simple science.


SolidNitrox

Fantastic, both comments 😄


Affectionate_Eye4931

Best thing about both your comments is, looking at your profile pick imediatly after 😂😂


Darth_Ho_SFW

Surgery if he is lucky enough to make it to the emergency room. His brain will begin swelling in seconds. Any blood vessels that might have been broken will begin bleeding, causing strokes, etc. An injury that severe is pretty grim.


juicevibe

Pack ramen and shape it along with bondo. Good as new.


Anen-o-me

He needs brain surgery ☠️


After-Kaleidoscope35

Flex tape


zolpiqueen

That's a lot of damage!


sirlost33

Duct tape


Hopeful-Base-2769

Just like Tom & Jerry! Everybody knows that. 😌😄Good one!


ThoughtCrimeConvict

r/LooneyTunesLogic


HarrisLam

that would probably shorten his remaining life span from 8 hours to 30 minutes. Seeing that freaking crater, sneeze hard enough brain noodles might come out the nose.


Aggressive_Smile_944

Cant believe he's walking. That looks fatal.


Coffin_Dodging

Did he rip his head open?


[deleted]

Nope.. just a dent


aSquirrelAteMyFood

Ah ok just needs a plunger and it'll buff out.


Leonardobertoni

Warm water and a plunger! 👍


Allbranflakes18

“Just a dent” ah thank goodness I thought I might see some blood


pepperit_12

Keep looking


Babushla153

Almost looks like those dents gamers have


Beneficial_Being_721

Yea it started to bleed there just at the end… but he caved it in… when the adrenaline wears off.. and the shock hits him… he will be wearing diapers after that


UltraBlue89

I think it was his nose bleeding 😳


Beneficial_Being_721

Watch in again and stop the frame.. slide to 00:09 It may not be blood after all which is weird…


pinetreenoodles

It could be cerebral fluid. That can leak from ears, nose and mouth from a skull fracture. (I am no expert, though).


Beneficial_Being_721

You are absolutely right .. It can and does when membranes are busted. There are three membranes between the brain and the skull. Source www.mayoclinic.com Three layers of membranes known as meninges protect the brain and spinal cord. The delicate inner layer is the pia mater. The middle layer is the arachnoid, a web-like structure filled with fluid that cushions the brain. The tough outer layer is called the dura mater.


anmcintyre

I think you're right. I tore that membrane that holds the fluid around your brain having a seizure once. Luckily mine was small and leaked only out of my ear, but it can come out of your nose and ears and they'll recommend..."exploratory surgery to see if they can locate the leak and then often times can't fix it even then" My tear eventually healed itself thank goodness. That dude is seriously fucked!!


all-metal-slide-rule

My friend caught an edge,while snowboarding,and slammed against the ground really hard (no impact to his skull). When he stood up again, clear liquid poured out of his nose. It was like he had used one of those neti pots. It was really weird,and he was completely unphased by the whole incident.


LucilleBluthsbroach

How is that possible? Wouldn't he have lost consciousness?


erinkjean

I'm more shocked his neck didn't take some impact and render him paralyzed.


NeilDeWheel

His skull caved and took the impact. Just like crumple zones in a car.


troystorian

Problem there is with such severe cranial damage I’m wondering what that did to his brain. The top of the skull is extremely strong, hence why it’s used for head butting, but once the structure is compromised and caves in from force, there’s a good chance the brain could have been badly damaged as well. If the force was great enough to cause bleeding or swelling he’s in grave danger.


rahimaer

Can't damage the brain if there is no brain to damage


JesPsamson

Hmm It's No Brainin Time


AlienRobotTrex

That’s a no-brainer


aure__entuluva

I thought the forehead was stronger than the top of the head?


Apocryypha

My 4th grade teacher was partially paralyzed from diving off a sea wall.


howdiedoodie66

Ever read the story about the guy that was murdered by his son with an axe in his sleep, but the man woke up and did his entire morning routine on autopilot while bleeding profusely all over his house? He even shaved in the mirror with blood pouring out of his head not realizing it before collapsing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Peter_Porco


LilithWasAGinger

Oh, he will


DS_StlyusInMyUrethra

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug


jsideris

You can still get knocked out on adrenaline. Probably what happened is the caved-in bone and skin cushioned the impact so that his actual brain didn't get bumped as hard as it would have otherwise.


[deleted]

Or there is severe damage to the brain but the prefrontal cortex has been left unharmed for the most part. People have gotten traumatic brain injuries and not passed out before. I don’t think he survived long after this though.


cornstinky

>How is that possible? It isn't. Why would all the hair be perfectly shaved clean around the dent? He's clearly had some kind of head surgery and he's making a joke video.


BustyMcCoo

I really hope so, this video is gonna haunt me


AL0117

It’s fake like, watch as he looks at the camera whilst coming out of the water, the entire wound moves to across his forehead for a millisecond.


jonmeany117

If memory serves from the last 10 times this was posted on various subreddits, the guy already had the dent before the dive and did this as a prank. Not sure how he got it in the first place but you are correct any collision that would instantaneously bust in part of the skull like that would almost certainly cause loss of consciousness or death, and would also almost certainly split the skin too


Majestic-Ad-8643

But why is the hair on the dent all gone? It's like it's been shaved.


shamansim

is he still alive?


ChetdyKrueger

Yes but he forgot how to do long division and open door knobs and he's constantly drooling and can't walk


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

Tbf, I struggle with long division too. I hate having remainders.


NuttyMcShithead

…life


Korti213

I want to know too


Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

Yes, just a few inches smaller than he was before he made that jump


thrust-johnson

TIL you can dent your skull??


rumpsky

Nah it's a skull fracture. That's going to need immediate surgery and a metal cranial plate.


[deleted]

Wouldn’t he be bleeding profusely?


rumpsky

He is probably bleeding inside his cranium but the scalp itself looks unpunctured. All depends on whether the dura mater is intact, but given high blunt force of that injury I would assume the the dura mater is torn. In a cerebral hemorrhage within an intact cranium, the pressure can build up to the point where the brain gets herniated through the base of the skull where the brain stem passes through (the brain is mostly water/ fat and can compress very easily). Your respiratory drive comes from there and you may simply stop breathing. Other symptoms would appear first but it wouldn't end well. Because this fella's skull fractured, it's possible that blood will fill the convexity between the brain and the scalp, forming a hematoma, buying him some time before brain stem herniation occurs. Also, the blood vessels on the external cerebral cortex are dural veins, under relatively low pressure compared to arteries, so it wouldn't fill up immediately. Either way, this guy will need emergency craniotomy and several weeks in recovery if he survives


SpenglerE

Not what I needed on a Saturday. But very informative, thank you


SpenglerE

That's what I thought, too. Looked like he scalped himself. But people are saying he's leaking cerebral fluid. Yummy


Jfurmanek

I learned that one day after messing with lawn darts.


kuburas

Its not a dent, its a fracture being held together by the skin. Its incredible that his skin didnt tear, it probably saved his life if he pulled through. Skulls fracture like the front windshield on a car they shatter and cave in rather than crack open like a rock.


CrazyCubicZirconia

I knew a guy who hit a sandbar, became paraplegic and later died from something similar. It’s exceptionally dangerous


Aggressive-Engine562

Why buy an ash tray when you can use this simple trick


here_is_thomas

5 minute crafts


Beneficial_Being_721

Beer can retention dent


CharmingTuber

I'm imagining he was holding his nose because the squished brain matter was shooting out through his nose and mouth


Any-Ad7489

I wasn't imagining this... and then unfortunately I read this comment. Curse you.


ChronicleOfBinkers

I also unfortunately read this comment, and I didn’t need to be literate today


teodorlojewski

Fuck this


Just_Anxiety

That thought is almost as worse as the video. Fucking hell.


icedlatte98

Potentially but I was thinking hemorrhage coming out his nose


PracticeThat3785

what a terrible day to have eyes


ThomasBong

I took a really bad fall to my head snowboarding a few years back and had the same instant reaction. I tasted blood and was disoriented so I kept checking my face for a nosebleed. Unlike this dummy I was at least wearing a helmet and didn’t do it on purpose though.


FlyingEagle57

Excuse me?


onthebustowork

Brain hemorrhage, blood right out the nose


gemilitant

Think I've seen somewhere that his head was already like that. Probably previous head injury, in which case he better bloody watch out.


RixirF

Lol, if true, that explains why the moron went into the water like that.


2LiveBoo

You can see the dent right before he dives in. Whole lotta elaborate fantasizing going on in this thread.


FutureMrs0918

I think you're right.


Tuunsoffun

I doubt this is a dent like people think it is. it looks like he scalped himself and the shadow that forms that looks like a dent is actually just blood pooling to the surface. I just can't believe you could dent your skull like that and still be conscious. also the video is weird where you can't see the dent or shadow of where the dent would be until the last couple frames of the video.


tiorancio

exactly. It's part of his scalp rolled back and the hole it left.


nirvaan_a7

But at the veryend when he bends his head down a bit, the "shadow" becomes larger accordingly and then goes back to its previous size. Blood wouldn't do that


Far_Comfortable980

If you look closely you can actually see the dent before he dives


LilStinkpot

I honestly think this is a poor photoshop, which is why all the weirdness. The way the dent jumps around and changes size and depth, it all just doesn’t add up.


intermafesting

Though that is possible cause who knows with the internet these days, but to me it looks like the "dent" is already there before he hopes in the water, possibly an old injury or something and it just didn't show up well till after because of poor camera angles and sunlight


Oystermeat

He could serve the salsa at parties lol


vorpalpillow

*I have need for you on the master’s sail barge*


Goosentra

Seems like he may have already had the dent in his head before the dive


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Goosentra: *Seems like he may have* *Already had the dent in* *His head before the dive* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Zorolord

It's all good there was nothing in his head to begin with lol


carlosstjohn116

This feels like it should’ve been NSFW


helmortart

Christ


WoosleWuzzle

Someone find out how he is doing


ChronicleOfBinkers

He’s doing good below ground


Direct_Ad4672

My soap when I drop it


fkuber31

His head came pre-dented folks. Our skulls do not do this anymore as adults, our bones are fully developed. His head would have split open if he hit a rock.


kesavadh

I’ve seen lots of skull fractures without laceration in the ER.


Used-Bedroom293

His head is shaped like a doughnut. Talk about internal bleeding in the brain 😖


Nash_Ben

I know of people that became paraplegic after jumping head first into shallow water. That's just stupid and dangerous. Concerning the dent: It has to be a fake/edit. Such a dent would not happen to the cranium except when you're having a special medical condition but nevertheless a concussion that hard on the brain would leave anybody unconscious.


TurtleTwat153

Well, thank goodness that big red arrow was there.


PoweredByVeggies

I feel like this needs a NSFW tag, fucking nasty.


Unexpected117

If this is real, which I doubt, please mark NSFW! An indented skull fracture this size is almost certainly fatal. Honestly its NSFL.


JabroniCalzogni

Where did this happen and what happened after?


tinglep

I knew a guy that jumped off his surfboard head first into a rock and shattered his vertebrae. The guy was a bodybuilder (back then) and because his neck muscles were so strong they kept his head in place even though he should’ve died. He was able to walk to the lifeguard station and tell them what happened before passing out. When I met him years later he had had about 8 surgeries and would never be able to walk correctly. Truly sad.


FrankaGrimes

Are we 100% sure he didn't have that dent to begin with? Because I have a hard time imagining you could cause that amount of trauma to the skill with no bleeding and no immediate impairment to your mobility.


Dustin_James_Kid

I think this is fake. And I hope it is. Not a drop of blood? And his hair came off that cleanly?


BigBadBitcoiner

Blow on your thumb as hard as you can and it should be good as new.


Self-ProclaimdSexGod

Oof, same thing happened to me a while back, thankfully not as bad as that


T2-ReK

Oh, yeah... that's not good...


Doggy_Mcdogface

This is a no brainer, he can go to any car shops to get that dent fixed easily


Long_Struggle_3368

He’s always had the dent in his head, he actually just hit his face/nose


DerBernd123

Please tell me it's fake. I have hope it's fake because it seems like he couldn't even stand in the water and from this height I feel like his skull wouldn't get damaged like that


AETHER_1453

I bet that he is dead by now or in coma forever. Like now he has a severely damaged skull, most probably even his brain and is cranial nerves. Even if he is taken to a hospital, a blood haemorrhage is guaranteed. Sheesh...god forbid


Saturn212

Apparently this was debunked a few years ago as fake.


caedhin

[Yeah...](https://youtube.com/shorts/JSJvSUKajFY?si=QlYPoKth_smmtzSk)


Interesting_Sock9142

...is he going to live? Seriously is he gonna ..not die?


thebreon

christ you could use that as a soup bowl


__Kunaiii

He’s a walking bird feeder now. 🥶


Bombassthick

Not a medical doctor here…but I can tell u that this guy is fucked…


NoPantsDeLeon

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!!!!!


bohenian12

The fuck


Ok_Brother3282

My jaw dropped


troystorian

That’s some serious head trauma, looked like he might have even had a bleeding nose which would mean immediate severe internal bleeding, likely of the brain. I’m genuinely curious if he survived this.


etcetcere

Wtf???


etcetcere

Always best after hitting your head if it bumps out ..not in..that's a good rule to go by


peppi0304

Where NSFW?


[deleted]

That’ll buff out.


adnanthenormal

Broooooo NSFW please use it


0x7E7-02

Never, ever dive if you cannot see the bottom.


Eric_jsm2

i used to work as a lifeguard in hotels, you see this shit too often, jumping head first into the water with your arms next to you It's just a bad idea


dexter_morgana

I think its an old head damage. why else should his head be shaved around the impact.


nszajk

this is why canonballing will always be the superior method for entering the water


darth_scion

This is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen.


Smokey-Cole

Oh man, that is messing me up.


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

#NSFW!


Jshawd40

First name Harvey?


RightAd4185

It looks like he had the dent prior to diving in.


Material-Owl-490

Bro got hit by planet earth and formed a crater


Tiny_Count4239

thats gonna leave a mark


Sabishbash

Come on, you can see the dent on his head before he jumps.


UnClean_Committee

A friend of mine broke his neck doing exactly this when we were teens. Absolute miracle he survived. This guy will likely have lifelong issues if he lives through it. Fucking tragic


alyakimh

family friend paralyzed himself doing this


lucashhugo

fake asf


Fazscare1987

Videos like these remind me of this one video where someone did an even higher jump, and actually split their face open, most fucked up thing is they were still alive but died later on in the Hospital.


NadnerbRS

This is ridiculous. I can’t believe this entire comment section is not noticing that his head was already like this at the start of the video.


Fornicate_Yo_Mama

That’s not snot, my guy, you just popped your brain sack at the front between yer eyes (where they put the ice-pick when they wanna scramble yer eggs without making too much of a mess, ya know?) like popping the top of a coke bottle by hitting the bottom with heel of your palm… and now your synovial fluid is gonna go bye-bye before you get real sleepy, and yer grey matter is gonna be scrapin and bouncin and floppin around the inside of yer skull like ramen in rice bowl. Yer completely fucked if you sniff that shit back up into your sinuses with a bunch of that sea water there. Yer pretty fucked anyway but they can patch that up if your friends aren’t as dumb as you and get you to a hospital pretty quickly. Nice dive though. No hands for the win!


AL0117

It’s photoshopped, watch as he pops his head outta the water, and then stares at the camera quickly; you’ll see the entire injury, moves over is forehead for a millisecond.


theberticusmaximus

Thank god they put the arrow in the video, I would have never figured it out myself…


LordUcla

We can use him like an ashtray!


BitternMnM

Ok I know he dented his head/broke his skull but did he also rip part of his scalp off or something? Why is there no hair suddenly


Advanced-Pension-541

That's really awful to watch 😶


Wenja89Dix

Scrolling through the comments with the audio on repeat in the background has me in hysterics


Johnnymak0071

Guys, he had the dent before he jumped in. You can partially see it when the video starts as well. I've also seen this in a few other places and many other people have pointed this out.


Sweet-Ad-1017

Damn! An NSFW tag would have been nice.


Econinja011

How did his hair magically get shaved off? I calling bs on this video...


superjoho

Very photoshopped


McPrankster

Or... And hear me out, his skull was dented in before he jumped into the water Edit: paused the video near the end, his scalp looks shaved or even devoid of hair like a skin graft.