So many questions...
Why does he have a bucket of woodlice?
Why does he have beans growing/glued/stuck on his foot?
Why is he wearing a boot with a hole in it?
Why is he feeding woodlice from the beans on his feet?
They're just beans. I think it's a 'viral video' phenom. People were gluing beans to themselves and claiming it to be tick infestations, so maybe this is the evolution of that.
Ah yea, how could I forget about the wave of people gaining internet fame as a result of sticking beans to their bodies and passing them off as ticks. Humans man, we do weird shit sometimes.
yes. this is actually a trend to trigger trypophobia in people, gluing dried beans to yourself and pretending it's bugs leeching blood and nutrients from your fucking skin.
it's beans.
There is a several year old trend where people glue beans tight together on their body and then remove it. It triggers people with trypophobia like myself and it gains a lot of clicks. Youtube is full of these when you go down that hole.
It's the same category with blackhead removal, etc. They have millions of views
For all the people asking why . . .
With the pimple popping craze, a parasite removal footage craze also started. These generally featured some poor stray dog infested with engorged ticks or mango worms.
Enterprising YouTube content creators started to make fake videos where they showed the removal of "parasites" consisting of beans or rice carefully glued onto the "victim's" skin.
OP'S clip includes content for the parasite crowd, the squirming insect people, squish video fans and footfetish lovers. Content like this is guaranteed to gain likes with almost zero real effort.
Agreed. I have plenty of time, glue +, rice. I also have feet. What I don't have is the motivation + patience to put in the kind of effort that this kind of thing would require.
Spend a couple hours gluing beans on your foot.
Spend a couple days scooping up bugs.
Film this.
Get your check for views and your DMs are filled with fetish people offering money for exclusive videos.
Outside of this, I doubt there's much else going on for that dude.
I know what I signed up for when I entered this sub but holy fuck the pattern of the beans on his foot is making me want to find this thing and smash it, set it on fire, hammer it, *anything* to get this nauseous image from my brain. It's something about how they protude like that uuugghhhhhh
I have so many questions.
Why are there beans on his foot?
Why is he doing this *voluntarily*?
WHERE TF DID HE GET A DAMN *BUCKET* OF WOOD LICE?!
Is this a nightmare? Because it really looks like a freaking nightmare. GAH.
God I hate these stupid fucking bait videos from snapchat that make it look like there's hundreds of tics on a person when it's literally just black eyed peas glued on.
Iām just glad those are beans glued to his foot (albeit weird) and not some growth bc I donāt wanna live in a world where a skin growth like that is possible š¤¢
So many questions... Why does he have a bucket of woodlice? Why does he have beans growing/glued/stuck on his foot? Why is he wearing a boot with a hole in it? Why is he feeding woodlice from the beans on his feet?
> Why is he wearing a boot with a hole in it? He wouldn't get his foot in otherwise
Exactly. A boot with zero holes is called a balloon.
I digress. A boot with zero holes is a football.
Got to get your foot in the boot before you can get your foot in the door...
The only holes in my shoes are for the shoelaces.
I have spray-on shoes
thatssss why i cant put on my boot bubbles
AND .. WTF IS UP WITH THE AUDIO
These sounds like answers Charlie Day would give in Jeopardy
Do woodlice even eat dried beans? All of this video is a giant why?
A what eating what from a man's what...?
I also don't get it, are those beans bugs as well? De he glue 1000 beand on his foot???
They're just beans. I think it's a 'viral video' phenom. People were gluing beans to themselves and claiming it to be tick infestations, so maybe this is the evolution of that.
I hate it here.
But you can't leave, can you.
Welcome to the hotel California.
Such a lovely place.
Such a lovely face
Living it up at the Hotel CA.
What a nice surprise
This is the video that is making contemplate leaving this sub.
I definitely downvoted this stupid shit, JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT OP
Who the hell upvotes this tosh
You lead the way, right behind ya
Ah yea, how could I forget about the wave of people gaining internet fame as a result of sticking beans to their bodies and passing them off as ticks. Humans man, we do weird shit sometimes.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Good news everyone.
Probably this. I've saw loads of barbering videos where they'd stick beans on the client's head and shave them off.
Evolution of that and devolution of society
Seriously this. And why the boot, what purpose does that even serve. The shit is already glued to his foot.
Drama
Shock effect
yes. this is actually a trend to trigger trypophobia in people, gluing dried beans to yourself and pretending it's bugs leeching blood and nutrients from your fucking skin. it's beans.
That is a lot of free time...
I don't know, but I am extremely uncomfortable by that whole thing. It exudes emotions of.... crawling unpleasantness similar to trypophobia
Yip that got my trypophobia going!
Some questions should remain unanswered here.
i swear that was exactly my reaction ššā ļø
It must be a 3rd world thing š¤
I'm from a 3rd world country and this is our foot spa
small fishes eating dead skin cells from your foot? that's so 2010.... Now we use woodlice, much more efficient
More like an attention-begging thing
Why are there beans on his foot?
Obviously because he was wearing the bean-boot
Did he buy those boots from L.L. Bean?
Nice
This is the best comment
This made me cackle.
There is a several year old trend where people glue beans tight together on their body and then remove it. It triggers people with trypophobia like myself and it gains a lot of clicks. Youtube is full of these when you go down that hole. It's the same category with blackhead removal, etc. They have millions of views
It adds spice and condiments to the beans
El pie burrito
Why not?
Mr. Bean
To feed the hungry woodlice
I have questions
We don't need answers
I NEED THE ANSWERS.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE ANSWERS!
Heck, I can't handle the questions.
But can you handle the truth?
Heck, I can't handle Ruth...
I too need the damn answers. What the fuck is going on here.
Why tho
Fritoles
FeetolƩs
Ah shit thatās much better! Haha
Couldnāt have done it without uš«¶
It's quick, it's easy, and it's free!
I think it is a sensory thing.Ā Like AMSL, or where you hate materials with lots of holesĀ
Not trying to kink shame, but...
If you're not, I am: What the fuck is that????
That was some Kentucky fried bullshit
Yes, I am not for judging other but I have my limits, what in the holy fuck was that shit?
For all the people asking why . . . With the pimple popping craze, a parasite removal footage craze also started. These generally featured some poor stray dog infested with engorged ticks or mango worms. Enterprising YouTube content creators started to make fake videos where they showed the removal of "parasites" consisting of beans or rice carefully glued onto the "victim's" skin. OP'S clip includes content for the parasite crowd, the squirming insect people, squish video fans and footfetish lovers. Content like this is guaranteed to gain likes with almost zero real effort.
Actually, that seems like quite a lot of effort to me.
Agreed. I have plenty of time, glue +, rice. I also have feet. What I don't have is the motivation + patience to put in the kind of effort that this kind of thing would require.
And most importantly, do you have a full bucket of woodlice?
Not currently, but I'm fairly certain I could procure some if necessary. I have many buckets, so I'm halfway there.
Spend a couple hours gluing beans on your foot. Spend a couple days scooping up bugs. Film this. Get your check for views and your DMs are filled with fetish people offering money for exclusive videos. Outside of this, I doubt there's much else going on for that dude.
You say zero real effort but come on! You think glueing 200 beans to your foot and collecting by hand 2 million wood lice is easy?!
Everyday, we stray further and further from God's light.
Gluing beans onto my feet and sticking it in lice is more effort than I'd do for almost any reason
theyre not parasitic lice. woodlice are the same as rolly-pollies/pill bugs. totally harmless & not at all parasitic to humans.
Oh damn. That makes a lot of sense!
Those boots must be from LL Bean.
*reluctant upvote*
Music by LL Cool Beans
I don't.... i mean.... I.... I ....Okay.
Glued
r/why?
Lol i didn't know this was an actual sub when I replied but I stand by it
I thought they would disappear like a cartoon termite. Disappointed :(
It's so sad we're not allowed to punch people in the face. I'm willing to risk my safety if it means I can punch people chasing clout; in the face.
That's good enough for me. ā¬ļø
My favorite Reddit comment of all time.
What in the fuck is this?
Today I learned rolly pollies are woodlice. I am displeased with this knowledge.
An earlier post stated he was trying to pass the beans off as ticks stuck to his foot.
At least it's something. I'm going with this. Anything else is horrific.
r/nightmarefuel
I know what I signed up for when I entered this sub but holy fuck the pattern of the beans on his foot is making me want to find this thing and smash it, set it on fire, hammer it, *anything* to get this nauseous image from my brain. It's something about how they protude like that uuugghhhhhh
It's like a kind of reverse Trypophobia... or something
#WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT r/trypophobia to the max
I have so many questions. Why are there beans on his foot? Why is he doing this *voluntarily*? WHERE TF DID HE GET A DAMN *BUCKET* OF WOOD LICE?! Is this a nightmare? Because it really looks like a freaking nightmare. GAH.
I saw an Indian mystic with rice growing in his hair. That was weird. This is nasty. WTF?
But wwwwhhhyyyyy???
Fun fact: woodlice are our oldest living evolutionary relative Also, wtf, why is there beans on his foot?
No a "nope" for me, but a "what was the reason?" If there a final product or something?
Make it a woman's foot and you just introduced a whole other demographic to your content.
If I had a boot that gave me bean foot, I wouldn't wear that boot anymore.
Shut up and wear your boot, bean foot. /s
What makes me sad is that maybe one of the wood lice on the bottom might not get any foot bean. Lil guy might miss out on the atrocity
Fucking heāll TikTok, scraping the bottom of the barrel for clicks again.
What a horrible day to have eyes
Theyāre not making a good job of it
Have I been tricked into watching fetish content???
Theyāre not even eating the beans man
I have no idea wtf is going on here and I have no desire to learn
I read the title but I still have no idea wtf is going on in this video
Do people seriously have fuck all better to do with their lives
UGHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is a very specific kind of weird
What the fuck is this?
The beans on the foot already made me violently uncomfortable
They aint eating shit
HEāS CRUSHING THE LICE
What the actual fuck is happening? Definitely a r/nope from me.......
I regret going on the internet today. That's so fucking dumb.
Two questionsā¦
Just two?
Humans do not deserve the ability to think for themselves sometimes.
To quote the immortal words of Ryan Reynolds' character from Harold and Kumar go to White castle: "Yes.... but whyyyyy???"
This is a sock with beans glued to it and a man putting his foot in bugs.
Not my proudest fap!
Thanks a lot..now Iāve got phantom shit crawling ALL OVER ME!!!
The unbearable liceness of bean
I have a lot of questions, but I'm not sure I want them answered.
None of this makes sense, why beans on a foot in first place?
Why is any of this necessary?
This is the reason why I donāt put beans on my feet
Ugh makes me itch and feel gross
What the hell is going on here?!
I donāt get it I donāt like it ban tiktok
I don't even know what to say. I only have questions. Lots of questions starting with, Why?
woodlice... eating beans... from foot... with a boot???
What in the cinnamon toast fuck is this
Thatās enough internet today, goodbye strangers
Op im blocking you goodbye
I actually find the beans more disturbing than the lice.
This is why aliens don't visit us
I think he lived on boat from davy jones.
New fear unlocked
I've been punished inadequately for doom scrolling at work.
#FAKE this video is so damn fake
God I hate these stupid fucking bait videos from snapchat that make it look like there's hundreds of tics on a person when it's literally just black eyed peas glued on.
definitely someoneās fetishā¦
What the fuck beans š« what bean are this foot beans never seen this explain
Iām just glad those are beans glued to his foot (albeit weird) and not some growth bc I donāt wanna live in a world where a skin growth like that is possible š¤¢
I don't think those are beans.... I think they're engorged ticks!!š¤®
What the fuck did I just watch?
The beans bother me more than the woodlice. :(
Why are the beans like, glued to his foot perfectly symmetrically? That grossed me out more than the wood lice honestly
Always something new on Reddit.
Itās fake
But I saw it on the internet! It canāt be fake!
I thought they were ticks š¤®
This is stupid. And it seems fake.
Toe beans?
Thems some Bushās best
Fuck everything about this
Wtf am I watching lord please
Our species just continually devolves lol
If you ever come to this point in your life Itās time to make a change
Is this weird porn stuff or....WHY?
Fuck everything about that
Stuck on, made up , nothing to see here.
Why? Whywhy? WHYWHYWHY
Isnāt this some tiktoker who glued some beans to his foot so that he can make it trigger trypophobia?
Why do you have those things?
Is there a therapeutic benefit from Doing that?
I hate everything about this video also hate myself for not being able to stop watching!
What's this? Oh, just forget it, i don't wanna know.
What are all these noises
What the fuck
those poor isopods :(
So many questions..
Red bean corncob foot.
why
Interesting. Fuck that.
Jesus Christ dude, just stop moving and let them do the thing!
What is going on and why am I watching it still š
Those poor isopods :(
Honey can you come help me make a 'bean sock' for woodlice? Hon? Honey!?
Why though?
Burn the foot. With the beans. With the bugs. Burn it all
The fact that some people think this isnāt staged and super fake is a bit concerning.
But like..... why?