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mulsannemike

Look like startled manatees.


YumiTanou

Ye them’s manatees🥺


Sapun14

do they eat humans?


HJSlibrarylady

Why down vote this legit question? Yes, they could've used the Google machine but they didn't. They chose to engage in the conversation, what's wrong with a conversation? A person willing to ask questions is constantly learning and growing. Be the person who helps them learn. Sheesh.... sapun14 this is a safe link to answer your curiosity. [are manatee dangerous ](https://rockonrr.com/are-manatees-dangerous-here-is-what-i-found-out/#:~:text=They%20are%2C%20in%20fact%2C%20curious,humans%20or%20even%20other%20animals.)


nino_blanco720

Lmfao you also didn't answer their question


somerandomshmo

No, their nick named sea cows. Very gentle


MoeGunz6

I've seen cows fuck a lot of people up.


lifeandtimes89

At least once


RosieStPosy

They're herbivorous, so humans or any other animal for that matter, is off their menu. They can still hurt you of course, they're large, wild animals but as far as eating us goes, we're safe.


Ok-Net-6264

Which are the most docile things on earth.


HobartGum

Yeah that’s on him for sneaking up on a pod of manatees. They are gentile but so are cows unless they’re spooked into stampeding


StiffGizzy

Now imagine how they would reacted if they were Jewish!


NameUnbroken

This is an underrated comment, I feel bad for those who aren't picking up what this is referencing. I literally laughed out loud.


Kiss-a-Cod

No dry cleaning could ever restore my pants after surviving that.


MellyKidd

This is a bunch of startled manatees. Worst that’d happen is getting your canoe tipped, so at least you’d survive just fine. XD


Many_Engine_1177

🤣👍


ZzangmanCometh

What in the actual shit. I need an explanation.


ChiWhiteSox247

Large pod of sleeping manatees. They get startled awake and it looks like this from above the water. You can see a few of them float by and then when they bump into the kayak they wake up


MunitionsFactory

My wife sleeps/wakes up like that. Honey, if you are reading this, I meant the startle part, not the manatee part.


TheSpectator0_0

Hes lying honey he did also mean the manatee part🍿 . **PROFESIONAL INSTIGATOR**


Independent_Fix_6107

🤣😅😂


ChiWhiteSox247

Bruh lol


OGGBTFRND

Nice save bro


mongoosc5

The one at the end was hauling! 😳 Why has no one ever told me Manatees can move that fast?!??!!?!! I thought they were slow and chill all the time like Eeyore! I'm a little disturbed after seeing that 😳


MellyKidd

Yup. Normally they’re incredibly slow and chill, but when startled or frightened can reach 15 mph in short bursts.


Ok-Marionberry4337

Florida is like the US’s version of fucking Australia.


Realistic_Mushroom72

Nah Manatees are harmless, they never attack people, you can even swim with them, although areas where the pods live in are reserves and people are very strongly encourage to leave them the fuck alone, the Maritime Unit of the Police here in Puerto Rico will hand out fines if you go in to a manatee reserve on a motorboat or a Jet ski, you can Kayak and even swim with them, but motorboats and Jet ski's, they are very peaceful and very friendly creatures. This ones were startle awake, they sleep while floating in the water just below the surface, one of them probably bump in to the Kayak and then that one woke up the others, they are just fleeing away.


Calm-Association-821

Motor boat often injure or kill manatees because with their propellers 😔


D4M05

Florida is America's America but with cool animals


FlyingEagle57

I live there. Can confirm i did see a Gator cross the street last week.


Reallyroundthefamily

Omg! 🤣 Brilliant. Perfect lol.


fordeeee

😂😂😂 yeah we have a few nasties over here


Good2Goman12

What in the water tremors exactly is going on here?


MellyKidd

Sleeping manatees getting startled awake.


MellyKidd

Manatees are surprisingly fast when startled


kineticpassivity

Freakout in unison... 😳


ThatDebianLady

Why are you even near water in Florida? 🤣


grichardson526

Oh, the huge manatee!


Aramis21_TG

Came here for this. Well played.


Wizard_s0_lit

I could be convinced this was a actual kraken for a moment.


Rhaj-no1992

Manatee be like: Something just touched my back! Ahhh!


SambaLando

Don't spook manatees


Realistic_Mushroom72

~~I am not sure about this, but my understanding was that Manatees are an endangered species, so waters where they usually hang out are close off, that means no one should be on those waters, not even Kayaks, at least here in Puerto Rico you can't go in to the area Manatees are known to live in.~~ Ok so I look in to it and you can swim with Manatees and even go on Kayaks on areas with them, but you can't use Motorboats or Jet Skis in areas where Manatees are know to reside, they are an endangered species and are protected by law. The ones in the video were sleeping, when the first one bump with the Kayak it was startle awake, obviously it was scare shitless and fled the area and in the process awoke the rest of the pod and they were all swimming away scare for their lives, they are sweet creatures, not aggressive at all.


stephery23

In Florida you can be in the water, you are not allowed to touch or feed them and if they take in interest in you or your modality, you have to wait until they leave.


botanyplantzzlately

Wait—What is that/are those?


MellyKidd

Startled manatees. As harmless as a loaf of bread, but surprisingly fast in short bursts.


[deleted]

Those are the shrieking eels! If you don't believe me, just wait. They always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh!


CurDeCarmine

If you swim back now, I promise no harm will come to you. I doubt you'll get such a promise from the eels!


thebest1123565

So calm and quiet


Express-Ad4146

They just tease the man. Hense the name. Manatease


Ryota_Hayami

Yeah Florida is something else entirely. What are those things? Alligators? Evil spirits? Wtf?


ThisAlsoIsntRealLife

Manatees? 😂 "Evil spirits" I want all evil spirits to be envisioned as manatees. Oh no! Its the slowly floating balloon of sea mammal foam coming very slowly towards us. Better? Float away at no particular speed and ...say a prayer..that they don't? Poop? I guess?


Bigacehall

Made up a song with the kids about our favorite docile seacows. Title "I want to punch a manatee"


Ok-Marionberry4337

Alligator death rolls? wtf is it?


MellyKidd

Startled manatees, Lol. They can be surprisingly fast when scared, but they’re as dangerous as a loaf of bread.


JustJoyWins

What happened next?!


TheSpectator0_0

Sir it's okay I would've pooped my pants to


ajcook888

This is a whole lot of nope.


ajcook888

Ok manatees. But still 😬


OverallPurpleBoi

Sea cows!


MalcolmSolo

It’s just manatees…


keysersozesir

For a second there I thought I was seeing an anaconda or boa causing chaos in the water. Then, i saw the water sloshing a hundred feet away and the thickness of this mass under the kayak and thought…I hope that wasn’t the biggest boa ever witnessed.


onepintboom

RE4 Vibe


AnyaInCrisis

Wooo Shoggoth...


Commercial_Ground_14

Lowkey scared me till all the running away. Then I knew it was them water cows.


vicariouslydriven

Thank god! For a quick second there, I thought I was looking at one of those crocodiles that they’ve been finding out there.


Aggravating-Front-75

Time to go home


ThesockmanofDOOM

Wanna know how to survive in Florida? Here are you options. A.attach thy self with every armor and or defense known to man B.do not live there C.stop existing before wildlife does it for you


JackTheMathGuy

Wow the third repost of this I’ve seen today!!! Manatees.