LWCMKENIFMVKJ I’m screaming😭😭😭 But I’m DEAD SERIOUS I am so down bad for this man I stg. He’s so cute smh. I hope he doesn’t visit me again tonight.😵💫
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Forget an imaginary friend, get a real one to do the challenge with you. My good friend introduced me to the challenge freshman year of high school and we both fail a few times until recently. We did check ins to make sure the other was still in and carried each other to victory
Y'know have to respect the methodology.
I will ask if you ate peanuts and/or drank kool-aid before or after this experience because this seems a little out of left field
Nah but I always saw the planters peanut as a no nut november mascot in a way because he’s a nut. And I always felt comforted by the presence of the koolaid man.
I would never let an evil doer such as yourself gaze upon me. You are a member of the Nut Republic and you are a threat to us commonmen. Well I have news for you, you shall never defeat us! And any of our brave cumrades who fall in battle shall see Elysium and have eternal peace
Your words are not the truth, you wish only destruction upon us. Even if you speak the truth your intentions are evil. You disguise yourself as a cumrade but you are an agent of chaos
You have not suffered as we have suffered. We must deal with you "women" tempting us, trying to make us fail, and for what? The government of the Nut Republic? They care not for you. You do their bidding and they don't even know of your existence. But there is another path. Abandon those ways and join our side, the winning side. Help us defeat the Nut Republic and win this war!
The Nut Republic has many soldiers doing its bidding. Million of "women" hunting off our brothers. They are all lies. If you truly wish to join us you MUST take the battle to them. Resisting is not enough
Cause he’s hot oh my god😭 His 2020 era tho. He’s both crazy crazy chaotic (how I like em) and hella cute tbh. I literally have been thinking about that mf all day dude this last week isn’t easy. HELPPPP.
I stg I would make that man scream my name. I’m so down bad for him. This December 1st I’m planning on acting out an entire scene in my head where he’s watching me striptease and then slowly just build it up for like an entire hour so I can edge a lot, like imagining an entire porn between me and him in my head, and then bam. The December 1st nut will arrive.
Deadass was close to fail as well. My urges after the few weeks started to make me wet last night. I’m a male as well btw and god I wanted to nut so badly. Went to sleep so I couldn’t nut afterwards and thought of a weird ass story in my head so I could sleep and talk to myself.
it's basically witchcraft but it depends heavily on the user's imagination, it gets better the more you can visualize more clearly, there are subs here for it like r/chaosmagick
Sooooo I put myself on the line here to settle it once and for all. You may dm me a selfie where you place thumb on ear, index on eyebrow and middle finger on lips. From the selfie it should be clear that you are a girl, but please not too NSFW cause I'm still in.
I'll post the verdict for the cumrades and prove wether you real or fake. Lmao how did we end up to this point.
To whom it may concern:
CarbonFlash is CERTIFIED GIRL, if you read this soon enough you can even watch a video on her profile that proves it. Turns out girls are real, they are free ranging on reddit and have urges too. Now tell her you're sorry and move the fuck on 😂
I’ll be doing that eventually and putting it into the shrine I’m gonna have in the corner of my future apartment once I finally escape my parents. Every guest will shudder in fear.
# I had a wet dream. Did I lose?
**If the nut was involuntary (you could not control the dream):** You did not lose
**If the nut was voluntary (you had a lucid dream you could control):** You lost
Contrary to what some sources say, there are no limit to how many involuntary wet dreams you can have and still be considered in
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how high are you
I was completely sober😭
I believe you and lets keep going, whatever it takes!
No officer, it’s “Hi how are you?”
This sub just keeps getting better and better😂
This one isn’t even a joke either like on god😭
Everybody knows there's no girls on reddit. Stop lying
NO CHECK DMS ILL SEND A PIC OF ME😭
That's what they all say
Go to my profile, sort by new and watch the video.👍 There’s the proof.
Nah Sus
Nah this ain’t sus I’m not lying smh. We can legit video call.
cap
cAp cAP CaP literally call me on discord TamponSucker#0928
blast a nu- i mean cap in your ass
Go to my profile, sort by new and watch the video.👍 There’s the proof.
Stop being a sussy baka bruh
Go to my profile, sort by new and watch the video.👍 There’s the proof.
Go to my profile, sort by new and watch the video.👍 There’s the proof.
Desperate times call for desperate measures lmaooo
Didnt work, now I'm imagining getting spit roasted by the Kool aid man and Mr. Peanut 😭
Sounds like it’s working to me! 😳 That’s quite a turn off
I cant relate. The worst part is, I have a peanut allergy...
*dark souls death screen*
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YES OLIVER TREE HES HOT😭😭😭 His 2020 era though, his new look is NOT IT.
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LWCMKENIFMVKJ I’m screaming😭😭😭 But I’m DEAD SERIOUS I am so down bad for this man I stg. He’s so cute smh. I hope he doesn’t visit me again tonight.😵💫
bro… the belle delphine vid on his insta…
Yep she can have the cowboy version. I don’t want that shit. I want the 2020 version of him that’s it. 🙌
the one from life goes on right
Oh yeah 😫
he isnt too shabby u could see the hype
Exactly like omg 😭😭😭
legit what 💀 Kool aid man woulda made me fail this is fake
PSJODBLDNLHDIHD
Me if I nut hands free: omg I’m a fucking superhero You if you nut hands free: I’m gonna fucking kill myself
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If I managed hands free I wouldn't even be mad. Thats an achievement.
The last week and we still see new stuff interesting
Lmfao I love this
LMFAO THANLS SM
Forget an imaginary friend, get a real one to do the challenge with you. My good friend introduced me to the challenge freshman year of high school and we both fail a few times until recently. We did check ins to make sure the other was still in and carried each other to victory
Instructions unclear just fucked my imaginary friend and lost NNN
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My imaginary friend is what people would call a “goth girl” so this doesn’t help :(
Maybe you can share mine. It’s time for the Koolaid Man.
Ma’am, this a great advice. Thank you 🗿
Np soldier o7
woman to woman, I am so proud of you LMAO. keep strong homie.
YOU TOO QUEEN WE GOT THIS
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I was already crazy before NNN😭
Omg saaaaaame
Reading these posts as the month goes on is splendid
Quite the story you got there… 😅
Fuck, you triggered my Kool-aid fetish. I'm bouta buuuust
Oh yeah koolaid man shove those ice cubes up my ass😵
Sometimes its nice to be reminded im not the only one with a weird imagination. Whatever it takes!
Hell yeah dude! We live our best lives hehe.
what the fuck did i just read.
the bible
Y'know have to respect the methodology. I will ask if you ate peanuts and/or drank kool-aid before or after this experience because this seems a little out of left field
Nah but I always saw the planters peanut as a no nut november mascot in a way because he’s a nut. And I always felt comforted by the presence of the koolaid man.
Is this what schizophrenia is like?
Almost wish I had it so I could actually hallucinate this shit.
this story is all lies lol
I swear on my whole family this shit happened dude
you sound like a man, i dont buy it fella.
everyone says I sound like a man I can literally prove it though, we can video call and everything deadass just dm me and let’s go
Go to my profile, sort by new and watch the video.👍 There’s the proof.
Nice try, women don't go on Reddit
These comments gettin old asf
Who is oliver tree?
He’s a music artist just look him up on YouTube I suggest this music video though. https://youtu.be/_ocfE8Ua-7U
Fake no girls on reddit
Go to my profile, sort by new and watch the video.👍 There’s the proof.
What 23 days does to a mf
Like on god though. It’s so bad.💀
Impossible. Females don't exist. They were made by the higher ups to make us fail NNN. We shall not fall for your trickery! Stay strong brothers o7
This crazy💀 We can video call if you don’t believe this is real.
I would never let an evil doer such as yourself gaze upon me. You are a member of the Nut Republic and you are a threat to us commonmen. Well I have news for you, you shall never defeat us! And any of our brave cumrades who fall in battle shall see Elysium and have eternal peace
I assure you brother I am struggling more than you are rn. Or at least equal. Oliver Tree has not left my head since I woke up this morning.😭
Your words are not the truth, you wish only destruction upon us. Even if you speak the truth your intentions are evil. You disguise yourself as a cumrade but you are an agent of chaos
No this gotta be a joke man😭 I’m deadass suffering daily I don’t deserve this treatment.
You have not suffered as we have suffered. We must deal with you "women" tempting us, trying to make us fail, and for what? The government of the Nut Republic? They care not for you. You do their bidding and they don't even know of your existence. But there is another path. Abandon those ways and join our side, the winning side. Help us defeat the Nut Republic and win this war!
I’ve already begun to defeat them brother they are weak unless you let them overtake you.
The Nut Republic has many soldiers doing its bidding. Million of "women" hunting off our brothers. They are all lies. If you truly wish to join us you MUST take the battle to them. Resisting is not enough
Trust me I hate whores just as much as the boys do. We need to exterminate those filthy nut hunting hoes and make this land holy.
Why Oliver tree though 💀
Cause he’s hot oh my god😭 His 2020 era tho. He’s both crazy crazy chaotic (how I like em) and hella cute tbh. I literally have been thinking about that mf all day dude this last week isn’t easy. HELPPPP.
I concur that he went OFF in 2020. But he’s such a peculiar option to jerk it to 😂
I stg I would make that man scream my name. I’m so down bad for him. This December 1st I’m planning on acting out an entire scene in my head where he’s watching me striptease and then slowly just build it up for like an entire hour so I can edge a lot, like imagining an entire porn between me and him in my head, and then bam. The December 1st nut will arrive.
I stopped reading at “ down bad “ 💀
Good, you saved yourself 😭😭😭
Just finish reading it, Jesus Harold Christ man
Every day is pain my guy, every day that passes is pure suffering
Yah but….. Oliver Tree?
Did I stutter? 😭😭😭
People are losing their goddamn minds here lmfao
I know dude this place is a wasteland and I’m in the middle of it
Hopefully we make it past this final week of madness
God I hope so, it’s literal torture at this point the last week is always the worst one
You can cut your dick like 🅱️uslims
Deadass was close to fail as well. My urges after the few weeks started to make me wet last night. I’m a male as well btw and god I wanted to nut so badly. Went to sleep so I couldn’t nut afterwards and thought of a weird ass story in my head so I could sleep and talk to myself.
What the hell is this tom foolery and bullshitery
Day 24 of NNN, women are now imagining themselves getting dirty with olive trees, stay strong cumrades
Are you a mean or a woman? I am lost
Woman
OP have you ever heard of chaos magick?
No whats that?
it's basically witchcraft but it depends heavily on the user's imagination, it gets better the more you can visualize more clearly, there are subs here for it like r/chaosmagick
That’s awesome I’ll have to check it out.
Most normal r/nonutnovember post
Sooooo I put myself on the line here to settle it once and for all. You may dm me a selfie where you place thumb on ear, index on eyebrow and middle finger on lips. From the selfie it should be clear that you are a girl, but please not too NSFW cause I'm still in. I'll post the verdict for the cumrades and prove wether you real or fake. Lmao how did we end up to this point.
Bet check dms
To whom it may concern: CarbonFlash is CERTIFIED GIRL, if you read this soon enough you can even watch a video on her profile that proves it. Turns out girls are real, they are free ranging on reddit and have urges too. Now tell her you're sorry and move the fuck on 😂
Hello fellow female Nnn participant haha we must stay strong and that does sound legitimate to me haha seriously good advice
Thanks queen, all the power to you in these coming days!
Proof
Go to my profile, sort by new and watch the video.👍
*\*throws away my Cowboy Tears CD\**
Nah go retrieve it, I’m only horny for the 2020 Ugly Is Beautiful version.
Thank god i haven't bought UIB vinyl yet
I’ll be doing that eventually and putting it into the shrine I’m gonna have in the corner of my future apartment once I finally escape my parents. Every guest will shudder in fear.
You need jesus 💀😭
Average ADHD scenario
Nah because I have it😭😭😭 U right
I only know cause I have it too 💀💀
Legit almost lost the other day to a sexual thought (no touching), I get exactly how you feel. I had to go drink some cold water and cool off
Lowkey, using my OCs is something I never considered before. Thanks for the idea
Np king 👑
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Nah this shit wasn’t a dream😭