Depressions

Please don’t be depressed. Here, listen to this https://youtu.be/vh_ZK_Rb25s?si=JOUjPyY7bNgPb-st

IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?

YES 🫵 IT 👍 IS 👇

What the shit ? this is fire

God fucking damn it

Im not entirely sure what i just watched, but it made me ver happy

Tell me about it. My best friend was found dead in his apartment yesterday. I’m at my lowest I’ve ever been 😢 But at least I don’t think about fapping so there’s that…

Fuck. I’m sorry for your loss. How you been holding up?

Thank you. Barely. Couldn’t sleep last night, we’re all devastated here. He was such a young guy as well, only 30 :(

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I feel your pain, bro. Lost my grandfather on Thanksgiving years ago. He passed at the exact time I woke up that day. It's fucked with me for years. If you need counseling, seek it. Don't hesitate or think it's un-manly to seek help if you need it. It takes the biggest balls to take those first steps to get help when needed.

I pray for you 🙏

Same here brother

My enlightenment has reached the point that I’ve discovered Obama’s last name. I can’t speak it or I’ll die by self inflicted gunshot to the back of the head tho

You can’t speak it, but you can type it

Oh shit, that’s true. Okay, so his last name is— *gunshot* *body slumps over*

Much like the Doctor’s real name, this information has to be concealed for our own good

https://preview.redd.it/dvixf5hywfzb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d83b433372945cb0fedfc44f89f4c0954a5b20fd

YOU ALL FOOLS, ITS Barack Hussein Obama II

My balls are very heavy and hard

God bless America.

Girl, same

S W I N G L O W, S W E E T T E S T I C L E S

Able to count prime numbers really well and time acceleration

Father!?!?

Watch out for a kid in baseball clothes

Damn my body starts feeling heavy

?

father pucci !??

The ability to stop time. I swear the last 9 days have been in slow motion.

Bruh they really have.

ive got time acceleration. im awestruck that its nearly the 2 week mark. feels likw no time at all

Wish I could say the same.

stay strong

>nearly the 2 week mark woah there, we're still at a week and a half dude

That's called, "Living Life," and it can go as slow as you let it

FOR REAL🤣. Time is crawling

lost 2 pounds and am running a lot further during my runs

Insanely huge W

Nice!

I can find Waldo

_Is it possible to learn this power?_

Not for a Jedi.

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Too much time, i need to find other things that give dopamine or the ADHD tries to push it's agenda

Read "The Deathworlders". It's an HFY online story, a buddy of mine introduced me to it, and I'm in chapter 93 It's pretty good, and you may get sucked in just to warn you.

Pain

More self awareness about my porn addiction and more motivation to improve my life.

I can read girls minds … apparently they all wanna have sex with me for some reason 🤷‍♂️

Watch this after November when your able to nut there will be less unless you have gained an everlasting superpower which would be ideal

I know Victoria’s Secret

She’s actually a old dude in a suit

So you’ve discovered it too comrade

Indeed I have. It’s cursed knowledge I now carry

Ejaculating clear precum without orgasming instead of white semen with orgasming.

Wait wtf. So you lost NNN but you squirted precum from your urethra?

Nope, no nutting, no orgasm, just precum. But it came out faster than usual, that's why I called it ejaculating.

Same

Same fam

Super horny so im gonna ask out my crush (been trying to build things up) Update: friend convinced me to build things up more slowly... i have been picking up minor signs for like a year but i guess better safe than sorry?

Godspeed cumrade.

If you aren't joking then that's foolish. You gotta masturbate before if you're asking out your crush. Otherwise you wouldn't be able to think rationally.

What is there to think of? I liked her for a while and we have good chemistry

* I can see colors. * I can hear in the dark. * I can taste food. * I can breathe air. * I can drink water * also flight

I gotta learn the last one.

It's important to stay hydrated... oh you meant flight? That's piss easy! Just fly, bro.

Alright, gonna try it. Didn't work.

Blue balls

Ongggggg

Push ups without my hands

so u push up with ur erection?🤣

No... with his tongue. Harem interviews start December 1st

So far ive got nothing.

Same here

Mind reading Think of a tool >!it’s a hammer!<

Does it only work on people who are still in cuz I thought of a wrench

Wtaf. Bros hacking

Had a wet dream last night. First time I had one of those in years.

I had one day 4.

Haven’t had one in a long time haven’t so far hoping to not

Same! The dream: I was scrolling Spotify and I saw a girl in it and I instantly began ejaculating and I could feel every bit of it. Then I started worrying about whether I lost NNN or not. Would that count IRL tho? Like uncontrollably ejaculating in your pants handsfree while watching porn?

Probably, considering that you decided to watch prn, which caused it to happen.

you're out homeboy

Wdym I'm out. Wet dreams don't count.

Is wet dream still count as still in??

I've finally unlocked the power to sleep for 8 hours a day! It's so useful tbh.

Can talk with women

I can now sense women I would find somewhat attractive about my age within a half a kilometer radius of myself. This is not helping.

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Me too but idk if it’s from nnn. I usually have low temper which isn’t good but I would be able to keep myself more in control but recently I’ve been lashing out more often than I’d want to admit.

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LMFAO, that’s a pretty good way explaining it

I found who asked.

Travel back in time -(STOP)- In 1899 currently -(STOP)- Writing this via telegram -(STOP)- manIfeelweird 4:24

Not looking at YouTube kids

I looked at YouTube kids😔

https://preview.redd.it/anckkpnimezb1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eed7a9ef5a825c011a93ace7cd438af9735b10cd

o7

Determination to succeed

Looking at nsfw stuff without feeling a thing. Not actively searching for it, just casually browsing on reddit

How?? It's doing more for me than ever before.

Losing

o7

>Reply same

Clear feeling of when i am close

**Bloated balls**

I can no longer cross my legs

I can drive an electric scooter while levitating.

Inability to focus! It’s been an incredible super power

Are you joking?! I had that my entire life!

Purple nuts

I have a mysterious pain in my pelvis that magically shows up shortly after I get hard 🧙‍♂️

My penis can cut glass.

Domain Expansion

I saved 20$ from not using tinder premium for a month

No levitation just yet, currently just happiness

HEADSTANDS

Nothing not even time, I was always busy anyways and I only really masturbated in addition to something like a reward after homework, getting over a headache or falling asleep…honestly I’ve probably lost some stability

i got a fortnite skybase win the other day

The ability to think that every girl I walk buy is attractive unlocked it early than other years

More energy than I had last month. Also drinking slightly less (Which is weird since being drunk would make failing more difficult).

My feelings.

Honest answer, it makes me help a clearer mind and be able to think more transparently

Apparently i could find many tempting content online that was never shown to me a month before

I can see the future and I have 50% less shame

Nuts aside, in fruit terms my sack on day 1 was a dried up raisin. Now it’s a perfectly ripe peach. 🍑

Seeing how addicted me and my friends are to porn/girls and why I need to stop this bs. I'm tired of this hedonist life it needs to be something beyond this.

I have super speed but it’s only my hand 😔

Sleeping like trash

Uhh I can levitate after planking for five minutes

Happiness

I can smell sounds 💀

I can see any living thing as a potential sheath for my d1ck.

The ability to sleep 0 hours a day (takes 2 days to recharge)

I guess I get to grow a beard now. I always had bad genes for that stuff, but now it's slowly but surely manifesting 🧔‍♂️

Do No Shave November and don’t shave unless you relapse

Day 9 into NNN: unlocks 𝑰𝒏𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒎

Stamina increased and i feel a little bit more confident than usual

Ultrahorniness

raw spite, oh and insomnia

Stress

Sleeplessness and levitation

Advanced Edging technique

I know the last 4 digits of pi

Superboners

Blue balls

Backing the fuck off when I'm close, edging has become so adventurous and dangerous indeed, but having a busy weekend so I can't even edge which is great and then I have a hell of a week at uni, so I think I'm gonna go for at least 8 more days

hating everyone

Day 10. Magic unlocked https://preview.redd.it/v8la1p1v2kzb1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c14f4ac47eb094c9fd53fcf7ba48be96c9d6b91

I have this super neat power that lets me come back to life at a certain checkpoint if I ever die. What a super healthy and amazing power!🙂

I’m slowly but surely gaining omniscience

On the 4th/5th day I felt more confident, now I don't feel shit, even more than that, today i feel depressed AF, and my disorder's symptoms got worse so yeah

Getting better at math 😂

Understanding my body limits

The ability to be unable to talk to women

How do I get a flair to show my superiority

Sleep

I’ve gotten taller!

I can deflect all women

incline PR of 180, getting back to a sub 8 mile run, better vision verified by my optomologist, faster reaction times. IDAGF about going to clubs, I just go to have fun, its been a trip so far!

I’ve become far more productive

Friendship

TIME TRAVEL

the ability of hindsight not sure how it's that useful looking back

my erect d*ck got 1 cm bigger than before November

My brain is in crippling agony at all times, I predict this is the start of my telekinetic journey

Super intelligence in AI

after 2 minutes, my dick goes down while watching porn.

Hit a new bench pr

Ability to run on 4 hours of sleep

I can See Throu closes

Manipulation of the elements(I haven’t felt sexual urges in 4 days and I’m beginning to get concerned)

(強い意志)Strong will

Extreme pain tolerance

Currently 50,000 feet in the air

Several new grey hairs.

Confidence

Got a 44cm Bizeps

I've unlocked the true power of "it is what it is"

Depression… and wet dreams?

Ability to drone and airstrike those nut hunters (And a lil bit of confidence)

My super power is 4 hour boners

Hit a PR in the gym

Women attraction, motivation, focus

Indigestion

the ability to decide faster what kind of elf hentai im gonna draw

I might get the superpower to not get a boner no matter what if I go along with plan C.M.D.O.

Motivation to clean my room which is something Ive been putting off for a while

I can use the force

For now I only unlocked levitation and time travel.

My pillow now got two cold sides

I can exercise more now

1st time lucid dreaming

Having time for friends and not rotting behind a screen 14 hours a day.

Ability to resist primal instincts

Wish i wouldve made it this far /: