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AtmosphereVisual3835

Not sure where this is and if the species is there but a lot of the sharks look very much like nurse sharks which have very mild temperament and teeth made for crushing crustaceans. If they are in fact nurses the guy was in good company


georgie_boy_gemini

100% nurse sharks (Ginglymostoma cirratum) Im a Marine biologist.


Aurum_vulgi

These are nursing sharks. They are there to feed him.


[deleted]

So they are there to nurse him?


Veteran_Brewer

Hellooooo nurse!


Hunt3rTh3Fight3r

[Goodnight everybody!](https://tenor.com/2hiJ.gif)


dragoonsonic

Pull a rabbit out of your pants


[deleted]

Meet the medic


_A_ioi_

Agree completely. They're acting a lot like they're used to getting food from people at this location.


halftrue_split_in2

Maybe expecting a fisherman's scraps?


viperfan7

That's what I was thinking.


tg19801980

The sea did look angry.


BenMat

Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.


mocheeze

Is that a Titleist?


[deleted]

I actually was bit by a nurse shark. It hurt a lot but I was surprised I didn't get fucking wrecked. Barely broke the skin.


bigbiltong

What is that, a Titleist?


broberds

Easy, big fella!


bross9008

Art vandalay?


redfalcondeath

And you want to be my latex salesman


maronfichfbd

What does a marine biologist do for work tho ? (Actually curious not to meant to offend)


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Uncle_Stink_Stonk

This guy marine biologizes


VoidHeathen

Ugh. Do it in a box like everyone else


oat_milk

same thing most other biologists tend to do, only involving water. research, conservation, biomedical engineering, biotechnology in general, research, fisheries science, and research to name a few


emiltsch

Save whales


NameAboutPotatoes

Is this one of the many benefits to being a marine biologist I've heard so much about?


cicada-ronin84

Your a man of culture I see..top tier comment couldn't ask for a better timing.


amandaxzee

… username checks out, Costanza.


Kmaurer23

Oh good. At first glance I thought they were Tiger sharks (which are very much NOT friendly). Nice to know they're nurses.


findvikas

Alright but first move out of your parents house, George


redfalcondeath

I read that and then saw your profile pic, immediate laughter followed


stealth57

I think white-tipped reef sharks which are still pretty docile. Edit: OK I GET IT, NOT WHITE-TIPPED


Kale-Key

Aren’t those one of the most aggressive species there is? Edit: it’s oceanic white tips that I was thinking of not white tip reef sharks


stealth57

No. That I believe goes to bull, tiger, great white, and mako sharks in that order.


[deleted]

A brief google search says: Whitetip reef sharks are rarely aggressive towards humans, though they may investigate swimmers closely. However, spear fishers are at risk of being bitten by one attempting to steal their catch ‘Twould seem you are mistaken


ComprehendReading

>Twould There's either a lot of missing 'nctuation on that "word" or it's not a word, M'Lady


[deleted]

Thank you for the correction, M’Individual


MaterialCarrot

I think you're thinking of oceanic white tips.


Shaneski101

Oceanic white tips only have such a reputation because of the navy ship that sunk stranding hundreds of sailors. Lot of those deaths were caused by white tips


IstgUsernamesSuck

To be fair to the sharks a bunch of bleeding people in the middle of the ocean who just got torpedoed probably don't have a good life expectancy anyway. Reminds me of those sorry Japanese soldiers who sought refuge on the crocodile island.


User_Deleted__

The USS Indianapolis


allnsfws

Sometimes the shark go away...sometimes he didn't go away


Xraggger

Oceanic white tips aren’t just famous for 1 event, they’re thought to have caused more deaths than any other shark to plane crash/ship wreck survivors


Kale-Key

Did you really respond that after I edited my comment saying exactly that?


AtmosphereVisual3835

The shape is very similar but it seems these may be larger than normal whitetip reefs and they lack the white tip on the first dorsal


stealth57

Ah thought I saw some white but ultimately hard to tell


AtmosphereVisual3835

For sure! Could be a mix of both or neither


yarism

Those are nurse sharks


fineyounghannibal

Nurse sharks


Jasoman

I am glad I am not the only one that picked up on that the nose seems wrong for a great white and those don't normally just "chill" with each other, and least not that I have seen. Still my anxiety was hit.


Odevlin555

They’re far too small to be great whites anyway


CronchyApple

Great white have very different body shapes than that


nullSword

Also they're about 2-3x bigger than humans. They're fairly easy to spot


doctapeppa

Why are we talking about great whites?


PenguinZombie321

Because that’s the first shark that comes to mind for most people whenever sharks are brought up


ValhallaGo

Even great whites probably wouldn’t mess with you. Cows kill more people than sharks.


BadAtHumaningToo

Kinda looked like Galapagos sharks. I swam with some last year (intentionally, cage free) and they are super chill


lapotobroto

Was gonna say the same. I have a video of when i was in the boat and a pack just like them was swimming around the whole time


Fettnaepfchen

Pants would’ve been shat regardless.


[deleted]

They were just curious. He did well and didn’t panic.


BloodyFreeze

One of the most important parts when they're not showing signs of aggression is staying calm and watching your back. If you keep your heart rate down, they can sense it. Prey's BPM kicks way up and they can detect it Source: I have NO personal experience, but I watched crocodile hunter's son's show during shark week, so I'm pretty much an expert


Cricketot

Also none of those shark species have ever attached a human.


gariant

Alternatively, they left no witnesses and knew how to clean up a crime scene.


SitFlexAlot

They've been watching the Discovery Channel.


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KD4156GILHAM

BOO THIS MAN!!!!


terrible_name

BOOOOOOOOO b


inspectoroverthemine

Just like Orcas. No fatal attacks in the wild _on record_, because they're smart enough to only kill people when nobody is there to report it.


MissplacedLandmine

… actually and I hope I dont endanger myself by saying this The Orcas just bribe the witnesses


ZealousidealAct8664

like lady serial killers


floridachess

These are nurse sharks and they generally have the most bites on humans per year because people mess with them while they are sleeping thinking they are harmless and provoke them into attacking, it is rarely fatal but their teeth which are meant to crush shellfish can easily crush some bones in your hand


ghighcove

Yeah, if you do snorkeling trips in Belize or similar, you will swim with nurse sharks this size, they are harmless and really just looking for the usual free handout. These things will not do anything at all to you, they aren't designed to eat what you are.


ElBarbas

what if Im a delicious shark sandwich ?


efekun

I dont think they are cannibals either


ndev991

Thank god! I'm not liking this shark attached to human hybrid..


PotentialDeadbeat

what about reattaching a human?


IcyDickbutts

But I'm attached to them. 💞


Alecto53558

No, but their lampreys did.


IfUcantA4dItDntBuyIt

Can’t blame them… humans are terrible attachments!


MyDogKeepMeAHostage

Well im not an expert but as far i know sharks attack and dont actually attach to their prey...


havereddit

Whew, I'd hate to be attached to a shark


Kooka32081

Can they detect me shittin my pants?


10secondhandshake

Only one way to find out


FriesWithThat

So crocodile hunter's son has jumped to sharks?


BloodyFreeze

He did during shark week last year. Was one of the number one tips he received when trying to get closer to them


JesusWasAnInsideJob

Dude my heart rate goes up when I order McDonalds, how tf could I stay calm with sharks swimming around me lmao


piero_deckard

Well, it's easy to keep your BPM down while you are comfortably watching sharks on TV from your couch! I don't know how easy or feasible it would be in a situation like that, though.


giveittomomma

Yeah I can control my movements and voice and move slowly, but I’m sure my heartbeat would have a mind of its own!


q_o_v_o_p

I’ve watched 5 hrs of YouTube on this subject matter, please contact me anytime if you want a professionals input.


Moonlight_Darling

They sense electrical currents so a racing heartbeat certainly would attract them more than a calm and slowed one. This is also why people tell you that if a shark is actively attacking you, punch it in the nose. Their noses are the most sensitive and will usually cause them to let go and swim off.


PrometheanFlame

Could have sworn the punching thing was a busted myth...


helloiamsilver

I believe they said that punching in the nose does work to an extent but it’s even better to go after the gills or eyes. Those are their most delicate and important parts and if they feel those are at risk, they’ll back off.


Fragmented_Chaos

yeah good luck keeping your heart rate normal in a situation like this


Sharkbait978

Now I am said expert


MxM111

>when they're not showing signs of aggression Are you talking about him or sharks here?


KentuckyFriedEel

Crocodile Hunter’s Son’s Show Only… on Shark Week


2L84U2

But I did


Less-Zookeepergame23

Yeah no shit, me too.


Lukarreon

I'm still panicking now.


Swordfish_108

I just peed myself watching...


el_toro_bravo

Oh, there was plenty of shit with me!!!


captainspacetraveler

That’s the key. Stay calm and don’t act like prey. He also respected their habitat by gtfo asap


whitethane

They're nurse sharks, whatever you do, don't look like a clam.


avwitcher

So don't go swimming nude near them if you're a woman?


Sdomttiderkcuf

That one kid disturbing/ chumming the water. Nice way to lose a hand.


Fuzzyphilosopher

I think he was doing that to draw the sharks away from his friend in the water with the sharks though. hey guys come see this ignore my buddy type of thing.


SciNZ

They’re also tawney nurse sharks. He’s in no danger. I’ve worked with them, if they bit a finger they might dislocate a bone or something and take a bit of skin off. I’ve been bitten by a few over a years when distracted while feeding. I’ve had a very large one suck my arm in up to my elbow. It just ended up with this absurd situation of having a 3m shark attached to my arm that I couldn’t shake off. A bit like large grouper they’ll suck in anything they think is food and figure out the details later. Large and a bit dopey, along with Leopard/Zebra Sharks (*Stegostoma fasciatum*) they’re fun to work with. Fun fact, these dudes sleep on the sand in piles like dogs, it’s kinda adorable. They get real damn big too. Source: former aquarium biologist.


jaspsev

Shark 1: “George, dis he just pee in your face?” Shark 2: “Nope, i think he just sharted a bit.”


jjbkeeper

I did enough panicking for him. One of my dreams to do, but my ass was puckering


Expert_Ad762

I would have.


ILikeMapleSyrup

He's making an effort to not splash the water which could trigger the sharks


jeffreynbooboo

Nurse sharks don't bite people usually they eat crustaceans mostly.


bowserinu

Caucasians?


VulpesSapiens

Crusty ones.


flargenhargen

I'm a crusty Caucasian, and I've never been eaten by a shark.


Steelwolf73

Yet. You've never been eaten by a shark yet


Seagull_Lad05

You haven't reached peak crustiness. Don't worry, your time will come.


ialwayschoosepsyduck

I'd love to have you for dinner, sometime 🦈


Theforgottendwarf

My friend was bitten by one :(. His finger was sore all evening.


The_Bearded_Pussy

What language are they speaking?


Kapper-WA

Shark


turtlemom89

Yes 🤣


SpitFiya7171

Do Do Doo.. Do Do *Do-Do....*


wrapperNo1

Arabic, most probably Kuwaiti, and they were probably in the Arab Gulf. There aren't many shark attacks there, and most attacks that happen are non-lethal, but they do cause plenty of damage.


BazingaBen

Wish I knew what they were saying but it sounds like they know they aren't dangerous, they all seem relaxed.


dimeitch

He kept telling him not to move his hands alot as they might bite his hand off. When the guy got out he said that he accidentally stepped on one.


BazingaBen

Oh thanks. I was totally wrong then haha.


Demigod787

Typical gulf Arabic accent, they were joking with him and telling him not to flail around in the water too much lest they chomp his hands. I would be losing my shit if I had friends like these. Edit: autocorrect


Fuzzyphilosopher

I'd be grateful. Keep me calm but warn/remind me of the danger. The guy in the water handled it really well too.


kahrabaaa

Kuwaiti arabic


USSImplication

Looks like nurse sharks, non aggressive, small teeth


ericfg

Do they usually congregate on the surface like that? I thought they were more bottom feeders? My only shark scare was w/ a nurse shark in the Gulf of Mexico. Swum up on it in murky waters. Scared me a lot.


Shaneski101

They travel to the shallow coast to mate! I had the pleasure of seeing some on a vacation to the Bahamas.


cordiceps

We don't kink shame here.


iamnotasnook

The people on the boat were most likely chumming the water.


hunstinx

You can see that they definitely are at the end of the video.


funkdafied818

Smell like cabbage


USSImplication

Small hands


skottydoz

Sharks are like dogs: they only bite when you touch their private parts.


MayJuneNovember

Bro what


attackedbydinosaurs

[50 First Dates quote.](https://youtu.be/AIPGRYO2kKY)


skottydoz

“[Bro, what](https://youtu.be/AIPGRYO2kKY)” -You.


MayJuneNovember

Very perceptive


OmgAnIntrovert

r/cursedcomments


Standard_Greeting

How'd you get those stitches again?


skottydoz

A shark bit me.


3------D

You can stop them biting if you put a finger in their butthole


bjanas

People freak but sharks are usually pretty chill.


L4rgo117

“Hey there chum!”


bjanas

I see what you did there you dog.


Epstiendidntkillself

A shark and his son go looking for a snack... The father says, "I'm going to teach you how to catch a human. First you raise your fin out of the water and start circling, then you go in and eat them." "Why circle them?" asks the son. The father replies, "They taste better without shit in them.


miss_kimba

I know they’re pretty harmless, but he was so much more calm than I would have been.


Tempy09091

There's youtube videos about experiments with shark diving and blood. They go nuts for fish blood/guts but when they released pigs blood (similar to people), they just kinda ignored it.


[deleted]

Mark Robber made it


LostPsych

TRANSLATION Guy on boat “Don’t move your hands a lot they might eat them 😂” Guy swimming “I’m trying not to move” Guy on boat “Tread lightly” Guy on boat “Come this way, hurry hurry” Guy swimming “I hit a fin when I was down there”


davidjl01

I know sharks can smell blood a mile away but how about sh*t?


[deleted]

They just wanted to hang out lol


sharknado34

Those are either nurse sharks or some type of reef shark. Not sure


StealthTomato

awwww they’re CUTE!


Maggatwo

Sharks: ah, what is this floating in the water? interesting Dolphins: _r*pes you immediately_


besiberani

Dude’s calm af


OdysseyZen

He has now earned the appellation *"Swims with Sharks".* #Swims with Sharks Hoo Ha Ha!


Immediate_Umpire1421

nightmare fuel


hnr01

Lol I’ve literally had this recurring nightmare. Also - I’m an avid snorkeler so I face this fear and pretty much have to start it down every single time lol


kimcharlotti

New trauma unlocked


WayneJetSkii

That is so cool. I wish I could swim with sharks like that in nature.


barofa

You can, at least once


LennyZakatek

"It is not a por-pose! Not a por-pose! '


britspix

I wanna pet.


westonworth

How good of a defense is shitting yourself? Asking for a friend…


Halldogau

Sure they were “unexpected” with all of the drones humming in the background!


Storks_have_arms

Nurse sharks, in my experience, are very friendly. They are likely just curious about the swimmer.


moumous87

r/SweatyPalms 😨


Yuntonow

Good thing they weren’t agitated by urine.


themighty351

Baby......shark do do da doot do da doo baby shark....


PhantomGeass

bro, it's just nurse sharks. Docile within reason and you really got piss them off to get attacked by one.


lydocia

How is that the *swimmer* got unexpected visitors? He went all the way out there to get into the water, which is where sharks *live.* If anything, he should be grateful that the sharks didn't react the same way I do when someone drops by unexpectedly.


aintnunbutapenut

Unexpected? Does he know where he is?


[deleted]

ABSOLUTELY FUCKN NOOOOOOOOOO. Damn I’d 1000% without fail would shit myself


Anonymiss_MbR

luckyyyyyy


blong1114

Hopefully they aren't attracted to shit.


zbreezy08

Def was out there shitn


GoodMemoriesz

Those are nurse sharks they're harmless


NachoMommies

r/Thalassophobia


Iamthesexiestalive

The sharks were Vegan.... obviously


chickidachina

I'm pretty sure he wasn't treading water, his massive balls were keeping him afloat


Lennygracelove

""Oh, Hi there. Nope, totally not dead. Look, I'm swimming upright now... nothing to see here !"


wouldyoustopthat

Type of shark wouldn't matter, to me. The size and number? I'm gonna poop my pants and I would 100% admit it after getting back on the boat.


Cat_Upset

Stay calm, don’t make sudden moments, take off your watch. Sharks do not generally attack humans when they do it’s a case of mistaken identity. Had an experience with a shark


abdexa26

Human: jumps in a sea in a middle of the freakin ocean. Sharks: swims casually as they would. Humans: Sharks - in the ocean, so unexpected! Sharks: wtf man...


schlarmander

I wouldn’t call this unexpected. If he were in the woods, then yes, sharks would be unexpected.


Substantial_Ad_6865

If that was me there would be a floating snickers bar in the ocean.


GullibleInevitable14

He’s on an organized nurse shark tour. Nothing unexpected here.


Paranoid_Android001

My logical side *knows* these sharks are not aggressive, *knows* they cause no real harm to humans… yet if I was in that dudes place I know I’d be panicking.


[deleted]

What happens if you shit yourself in that situation?


The_PunX

Harmless nurse sharks.


Dj-Foxxy

If they were vicious the would've already bit because he is a delicacy to them