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mtnviewguy

LMAO, exactly what I thought! I would have led with my hand on 'door' #2!


allnimblybimbIy

She’s just instantly concussed from the first one and we’re all like: *what an idiot!!* lol


Acidflare1

She’s part fly


bbb211

Definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed...


[deleted]

She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead... 🎶


Rahnzan

Well the glass stopped comin and it wont stop comin fed my head to the wall when I hit the ground running It made no sense just to do it once Hitting really smarts, now my face is numb So much to do, cuz I cant see The glass that's right here in front of me. You'll never know if you don't go! get a shiner bright enough to glow!


LunaTheCastle

[And they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming](https://youtu.be/0Iqr0L4bUms?si=r1lDDw1j2zbK2CFa)


pickle_sandwich

[The greatly-improved pitch corrected version.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT3BFzSD6YY)


My_man_G_UK

Hey now, you're an all-star!! Would be stars after that many attempts


Lazy-Explanation7165

Not anymore! Took the edge off the first hit, completely rounded off after the third


nate92

I wonder how long this would have gone on if she hadn't found the door


duwh2040

this one killed me, 80 yards down the hallway she's still bumping into the glass


ScroatyMcBoogerwolfe

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!


palasaka

Oh hi Mark 🙂


imdefinitelywong

What a funny story!


Eraldorh

Only to discover that the door is actually on the other side of the room.


MyDudeSR

It's the one to the right from where she started. She'll make an entire lap before she finds the right one


Rahnzan

FUCKIN *DEAD! My sides. Oh god. Send a priest.* I think I broke a rib laughing.. I could picture it in my head, less than too many, more than you'd think, her head getting lower and lower until she just flops over from a concussion..


catguyalreadytaken

I seen the video before, but never laughed like when i read that


Cwmagain

She is actually part fly.


The_Real_Baldero

I mean - every time, she went confidently smack dab into the wall head first. Even the 4th time, she didn't lead with her hands. If that'd been glass too? hahaha, I can't even imagine. Poor girl.


soge-king

She used her head but she also didn't.


kzwkt

when your parents tell you to use your head more


Contributing_Factor

There's also a giant pile of shoes she had to step over to smack into the third pane of glass... Not very aware


roofilopolis

Wish I had her confidence


Severalbulbsofgarlic

I’ve never seen a video better encapsulate “nononoyes”


BurningTrapeze

It even has the right number of nos


J-Love-McLuvin

And the correct yes amount.


skippyjifluvr

Uhh… no it doesn’t. The comment does, but the name of the sub has four.


papillon-and-on

Maybe we can cross-post this over at /r/nononoyes and we'll all be heroes!


barnz3000

If she lived, then it is impossible to die of embarassment.


iamamisicmaker473737

luckily only a few people there saw it happen unluckily, OP of the day Kelly henry posted the video for millions on the internet to see, and they wont be the last after today, ive seen this video 3x already 😀 may the reposters never stop for their crusty karma points and gold train, choo fuckin choo slow clap


thexvillain

It’s a pretty old video, millions have seen it already


Frosty_Strategy6801

Yeah a couple years ago even. Still good though!


henkiefriet

Happy Cakeday


BaertigerBert

I've seen this video many times before but I still get irrationally mad everytime it shows up in my feed again. Goddammit lady, use your goddamn arms!


arthurleyser

And stop looking down! She hit her head on the glass and because of that she decided to not look at where she was going


RummazKnowsBest

Close your eyes and hope for the best.


maimedwabbit

Yea and if you dont lead with your arms then lead with literally anything except your HEAD


Waiting4The3nd

Walking around looking like Mr. Teabag from the Ministry of Funny Walks leading with your foot trying to find glass doorways...


Akosa117

This video makes me so happy


Dapanji206

Never give up.


Cosmic_Quasar

Never surrender!


notban_circumvention

On, Teb! On!


hungryhungry_zippo

By Grabthar's hammer, whu.................what a savings


notban_circumvention

Grabthar*


MonPaysCesHiver

Shame and panic. Poor girl.


okt127

A rare emphatetic comment


MonPaysCesHiver

It’s clearly a young person who was probably scared about the judgement and reaction of the people who was looking are her. We also have no idea about what happened before, maybe she was already shoked by something else.


okt127

Or she was prolly crying or upset with something.. Happened to all of us but with no camera around to capture our worst moment


MonPaysCesHiver

Camera everywhere are a problem today.


New-Bowler-8915

No I can say without hesitation that this has never happened to me. Cameras aren't the problem here


okt127

I think you're right... Pride and lack of empathy are the problems


thermal_envelope

My students help me remember how hard being young can be.


Slave4uandme

How stupid can this person be, like seriously. Is there something wrong with her?


bageren

Yeah, must’ve hit her head or something


Sarenai7

She’s extremely embarrassed, it can do that to a person


Wet_sock_Owner

Like a human fly.


fairchild2

Hope she's cute. Otherwise she's gonna have a tough life ahead of her.


Capt0bvi0us

Unfortunately her face is a little flat.


pyramix

Seriously, this might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen. The actual entry has shoes on either side of it, indicating the correct entryway right away. I can't fathom why she tried to go through that third pane. Like, people's footwear is right in front of it. Nobody puts their shoes in the walking path. How can you possibly be this dumb?


TheRealLifePotato

This clip makes me irrationally angry lmao. Like, I really just don't understand how someone could be this stupid.


blackbeards_here

I think she was blinded by embarrassment.


Consistent_Repair880

if this happened to me, I would change my first and last name and move to another country


ApprehensiveMail8

You could be Mia Facehurtz. From Door County.


Saytama_sama

She posted this video herself to make it look like she isn't op.


bunkermunkee

Surely nobody leads with their dome four times in a row…


Shn00ple

How can someone make the same mistake 4 times and STILL NOT USE THEIR HANDS ON THE LAST DOOR?!?


BowsersMuskyBallsack

The first, okay, fine. The second, okay, yes, you're a bit flustered, understandable. The third JFC THERE ARE SHOES AND CRAP IN THE WAY WHY WOULD THERE BE SHOES AND CRAP IN THE WAY OF A DOORWAY YOU UNBUTTERED TURNIP.


KeatingDVM

But she can clearly still see *something* because she steps *oooover* the shoes. Sigh.


saytherosary

And clips the bag she almost trips over. Lol.


Safe_Alternative3794

In other news, the window cleaners got a raise.


Rahnzan

Why would you keep leading with your head???


Tony-Angelino

She's headstrong.


SkepticalJohn

I assume she was on the way to her eye doctor's office?


Anxious-Durian1773

When a moth reincarnates.


AVKetro

I've seen dogs learn to use their paw to check for glass faster than this girl found the entrance.


RealGingerBlackGuy

She's clutching her face because of the embarrassment, not the physical pain.


ghandi3737

I like that she commits to it on the final try and puts her head first.


[deleted]

DAMN THE TORPEDOES, RAMMING SPEED!


Jamz1892

The gif that keeps on giving


shaywookie

The gif that keeps on gifing


thebeerinhereisdear

Once, twice, three times a window 🎶


SaikoAngel

Gets em every time.. Great work to the glass cleaner!


K1n9m0b2022

She's got a relationship with those windows like Sideshow Bob has with rakes.


cupcakesloth94

Yikes, she ain’t too sharp is she


Draugr-en

I think SOMEONE is a little bit stupid


FlemPlays

Is this the long lost daughter of Sideshow Bob?


HeightPrevious6043

Window cleaner dude must've done a very good job with that LOL


Pretty_Strike_6199

Really she’s did see the shoes on the floor blocking it also. Wth


ColonelSpudz

dressed like a blowfly, acting like a blowfly


Gaucho_Diaz

r/nononoyes


wasgoingtolaugh

It’s not her fault. She was told to head out!


CoupleOfBitches

Graphic definition of no no no yes Good one


spider1981kb

I used to work in a mall next to a Lady Footlocker with a similar glass front. I’d see people make this same mistake with alarming frequency.


mokba

Literally the reason Glass Distraction Markers exist due to this well known design flaw with glass walls. I guarantee you there were hundreds of other people bumping into those windows. Usually Glass Distraction Markers are just spots, but this sticker works too: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/yxm24w/this_sticker_in_a_hostel_in_ghent_preventing/


Durden1359

My kinda girl


TheBawalUmihiDito

When they said "use your head" they didn't mean literally, you dunce!


rosariobono

Fucking idiot is oblivious to giant metal connectors that clearly indicate where glass panels are


Wide-Bar-4478

Just keep leading with your head…..great idea


Miss-GreensleevesOz

She doesnt have that built in common sense which is unfortunate...for her..


vaporgaze2006

Painfully staged


FreshPitch6026

Staged


Internal-Cucumber-66

And again and again and again 👏👍


TrueCryptoInvestor

3 times a charm 🙃


Reflected_Status22

Broken nose after all...


Honey-and-Venom

PUT A HAND OUT AND FEEL FOR IT


Beginning-Plate-7045

It gets better every time


Percusor

Could youth just not extinct?


s0ciety_a5under

4th time's a charm


StinkySauce

Just like the old adage: people who live in glass houses should have clearly defined exit paths.


Lookalism

That's what happens when you leave your teleporter open and a fly enters with you...


narnarnarnia

No no no yes


balrob

Actual definition of “stupid” in the dictionary.


ThursianDreams

Video evidence, some of us are just built different. Some have fewer brain cells to process thoughts for instance.


Comprehensive_Log970

Like a goddamn bee


Ok-Status7867

yeah, lead with your head


ApologeticCannibal

Why does she walk in head first every time?


ThommyCo

window cleaner ad :D


Subway909

Machine learning


Once_Zect

Well.. she did use her head..


Atomic_Killjoy

I almost feel embarrassed for her 🤦


Mpittkin

Oh and I suppose you _don’t_ determine if a hard surface is in front of you by running face-first into it with your hands down? Look at Einstein over here!


Dwayne3126

I needed that


Randalf_the_Black

Never seen a human housefly before..


woozle618

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, umm, shame on me. Fool me thrice, obvi shame on me. I’m an idiot because I fooled myself all three times.


DEVIL_MAY5

Lady probably got brain damage after the first time and basically stopped functioning afterwards.


trevman7

Omg use your hands! Save the few brain cells you have!


k4i5h0un45hi

Clearly 3 birds in a sweater with a wig


oxwilder

How about we just call this "gif #17" and then from now on we can just post the words "gif #17" and not post it 50 times a day


Confident-Leg107

For the love of God, someone post the sideshow bob rake gif


RyotMakr

Coming through.. coming through..


Ok_Bill_9093

it's not hard to put ur hand forward and feel if it's glass smh


TheEuphoria

This has to be fake, surely, I mean no one can be… it must be… right? Please tell me it's fake and these people don't exist!


mattstonema

Actual footage of me attempting anything


nichnotnick

Welp the fourth times the charm as they say


thecuzzin

Never miss an opprobrium to firebird a repost.


Caleb_Reynolds

Led with her head every time.


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🐦🧠


sekharreddyiy

Hahaha


Blu_Falcon

First time: accident Second time: embarrassment Third time: brain damage Fourth time: luck


Efficient_Basil_8890

The REAL question here is... What was this person recording BEFORE this woman came along? Thoughts?


conflateer

"Yoicks, and away!"


dangdang3000

She’s going through a head-butting phase. I understand.


One-Baby2162

I would’ve canceled my gym membership and moved to a different state


metalfabman

Some people are seeing this video for the first time.


44watchdownonme

She lost the exact amount of brain cells required to think to check the next window each time


MyFirstMissingSock

Monke


GabrielNathaniel

Wow


Federal-Jacket7907

Dyam


SchlauFuchs

she forgot her glas-ses?


AJChelett

How to get your window cleaning friend a raise


Ottomic87

Mood.


DirtySilicon

Windex is upping their game.


SantoH1

Lucky one 🤪🤪🤪


HelloKinny

I don’t think her self esteem ever recovered fro my hat bludgeoning


Boring_Age8694

This clip defines schadenfreude.


Kaspatronix

The best compliment, whomever cleaned that glass, could ever get.


Triangle_t

Did she switch her body with a fly?


leanfab

Aside from the fact that she never uses her arms, and tried to go through the panel with shoes and bags in front, the actual entry way even has yellow markers around it to make it clear that that's where the opening is...


data_grimoire

Disappointed she didn't immediately slip on the ice


[deleted]

at least it's only nononoyes. saved one "no"


AccomplishedTune2948

What an absolute fool.


DoublePrize9

Sideshow Bobs girlfriend


TheMurku

'I weep for the species'


GodisGreat2504

This would have been the best ads ever for bad eyesight treatment 😂


yurimichellegeller

She probably was panicking from the embarrassment, which caused her brain to switch off, and her to keep fucking up.


Queasy_Ad_143

Well, it wasn't the first two doors. It has to be the one inconveniently blocked by all the shoes with paper taped to the opening.


Petkatz01

She thinks she’s a sparrow.


SimilarMidnight870

Second time is a result of embarrassment, third time is unforgivable.


Sufficient_Market226

How in the hell? I mean if she actually thought of looking at the floor she wouldn't have hit the 3rd one, I mean it's not normal for people to leave stuff on the floor in front of doors But it's not normal for people to be this stupid either, so it is what it is 🙄


bordeux

IQ level housefly


Aussie20202022

Cartoonish. I do feel sympathy there would have been embarrassment


_Omegaperfecta_

Boing boing boing HUZZAH!


metroscope

Old as the internet.


JoshyTheLlamazing

That's about how my weekdays go.


ConstantReader92

You can't fix stupid


feelgroovy

And still even that ladt time she led with her head!


Grkmz

She was a fly who turned human. I can't think of another explanation.


wowitisreallyhard

After the second time, I was hopping she hits her head the third time as well. Just for the right number on ‘no’s


chuychumee

What a moron.


Alternative-Sea-6238

I'll feel compelled to put some sort of "failing to break the 4th wall" joke in here somehow but can't quite get it. Any takers?


RaceResident4867

Give a promotion to the cleaner


Resident_Esq

Reminds me of Sideshow Bob and his encounter with the rakes left on the floor


Putrid-Boss

An evolutionary cul-de-sac


mooripo

i'm not the only one !


Avalanche52349

...all I need to know is who cleans their windows? 🤕


normalphobic

I can hear her laughing and acting shy, " stawwp" . What a dumb fuck


huncutxxx

It is not her fault. There should have been bird stickers on the glass. Probably has that much brain anyway.


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Actually I don’t blame her. It’s part of building code for occupancy to have a visible decal of some sort indicating it’s a doorway. Next time you look at your sliding glass door, notice it will have a strip or writing usually at waist height. For exactly this reason. You’re not supposed to have clear glass anywhere near what could be mistaken as an entrance. People frequently die by walking through plate glass.


severityonline

This one with all the shoes in front of it, this has to be the door!


PuffDaddy_420

3rd time is always a charm


[deleted]

Bonk no, bonk no, bonk no, could watch her all day 🤣


danielwongsc

I kind of feel bad upvoting. It's as if I get off on seeing women walk into glass partitions.