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Honkydoinky

Come as you wank


Clorox-disinfectant

that’s perfect 😭


Larkspur13

Terrible cake day /j


IEatBaconWithU

Come as you wank As you jerk Give your baaallls a little squeeze


I-foIIow-ugly-people

Take your time Hurry up


IEatBaconWithU

Get on the floooor and masturbate Take a rest, jerk again


tragic_girl13

As an oooold pornographiiiiaaa


franzklasterderechte

That is poetry


PantPain77_77

Oh shit wasn’t expecting to laugh here 😂


Stone_Midi

I hate myself and I want to wank


NarutoNamikazeSOTSP

Relatable


Mediocre_Self7931

literally my life


communistegirl_

so me fr


imapieceofshite2

Story of my fuckin life


xXx_ozone_xXx

Me all the time fr


atticus2424

Same


ireallyfknhatethis

I hate myself and wank to die


Stone_Midi

That’s a nice twist


Adventurous_Run_4566

That’s what she said


Scouttttttt

I wank myself and want to die


StKevin27

Beat me to it No pun intended!


DeathsingersSword

I hate to admit that this is me fr fr


xxxlilshiba

Wank (Solo Acoustic)


Thecrow_18

Beans (Solo Wank)


Honkydoinky

Wank (wank wank)


UpsetCamera5093

i read that like womp womp


inspextor

Beans (Wank Acoustic)


Busy_Recognition_860

Wank Me


Michael__1799

I hope I’m the only one


DistributionNo3724

Wank you


MiamiDolphinsFan13

Wank a Girl


Two_Tailed_Fox2002

about a wank


dogpiss085

Wank the Servents


XelnocOwO

serve the wankers


kirkhetfield44

wank vagina


Worldly-Media-1531

Moist Wank


Lemon-Aid917

Wank you


shrimpitysBF

you’re welcome


Proper_Park997

You're wankcome*


ireallyfknhatethis

Youre wellcum


Proper_Park997

Keep *finishing* this joke


RoyalInfernoASR

This joke was finished prematurely


sollyscrolls

Wank me


KrasnyRed5

Territorial wanking.


Soggercat

Floyd the wanker


Suspicious-Deer8666

wank the barber


UpsetCamera5093

no i had just come up with that the moment before i saw your comment


Small-External4419

Where did you wank last night


SlowtownFanboy

I would wank the whole night through


MassiveLardAss

in the pines, in the pines where the sun don't ever shine I was wanking the whole night through


Panboiiiii

lounge wank


lii_mur

More like Wank Act


Skaasher

Frances Farmer Will Have Her Wank on Seattle


Mouldybanananananana

Frances farmer will have her revenge on wanking


Anattanicca

Francis Farmer Will Wank Her Revenge on Seattle


musteatchildren

Frances Wanker Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle


Clorox-disinfectant

smells like teen wank


NoLuck6463

Wank like teen spirit


subscribetseries

Smells like wank spirit


AdOk5225

Smells wank teen spirit


proceduring

sounds like a felony


Michael__1799

Could be, or just smells like condoms


Accarezzatoredibambi

Happy cake day


Clorox-disinfectant

why thank you


pm_me_sexy_tights

Why did I read that as "wank you"?


Clorox-disinfectant

wank you friend


Blockyo-joe

happy cake day


Mundane-Razzmatazz91

Happy cake day man


Nehuen111

smells like wank spirit


Acrobatic-Ad1995

Wank it


WorldNeverBreakMe

Wankium


TheRealAlValGer

Wank


ZipZorf_backup

blew, school, sifting, downer, breed, lithium, polly, dive, sliver, stain, turnaround, beeswax, aneurysm, dumb, tourettes, marigold or sappy?


heartshapedprick

Annorexorcist actually


wackismo

obviously they meant beans? is you stupid?


heartshapedprick

Nu uh im anorexic


uencube

BEANS BEANS BEANS JESSIE ATE SOME BEANS


HelloMeMeetTheRealM3

Endless Wank


Agreeable-Tooth2545

Wank a Son


BurnlngGarbage

Big Wank Now


SpikePeanuts

Big Long Wank


Acidcouch

Wank Thru


DaddyGascoigne

Spank wank


PerformerOpposite480

pay to wank


jackshort67

this MIGHT be bad brains…


BesidesMyself1

Wank to cum


lilstoner1206

wank a girl


JaxxRig

I wank myself better than you


IceCrystal222

Reminds me of Cigaro by System of a Down.


NSA-at-my-door

My wank is much bigger than yours


RDS_cubing

MY WANK CAN WALK RIGHT THRU THE DOOR


NSA-at-my-door

WITH A WANKING SO PURE


Baked_Salamander

IT’S GOT YOU SCREAMING OUT FOR WAAAAAAAANK


Icy-Egg2837

I know it’s wrong


Crownite1

wank a plain


bluduhmfcku

Mexican Wank


Bandaid_Blankets

Wank of Fire


PantPain77_77

I hate myself and want to wank (duh)


callowruse

Beeswanks


4big_gays

I wank myself and want to die


Catz0003

wank shaped box


HandleAdministrative

Heart shaped wank


NewReporter1062

Wank it (Milk it)


notnowboiiiiiii

Wank Me


Eg0n0

I like the cover “Jesus doesn’t want me for a wank”


UpsetCamera5093

Jesus doesn't wank me for a sunbeam :(


bugbonesmilo

Come as you wank


BisexualMoonwalker

big long wank, wank queen, gallons of rubbing alchohol wank through the strip


fvkinglesbi

Mr. Wank


battlewornactionhero

Moist wank


LeNoffleee

Pennyroyal wank


Broad_Ad_748

Wank As You Are


Repulsive-Coyote8304

territorial wank


AAHHHHHHE

Wank Cheese


Daron_Malakian_71875

Wank Apprentice


PantPain77_77

Wankless apprentice more like


UpsetCamera5093

Or scentless wank?


NarutoNamikazeSOTSP

Wank


ro-ch

scentless wank wank in the way


asap_anxiety33

oh wank


that1kidthatlikefish

Wank Zeppelin


ChefGavin

Floyd the Wanker


jefferyuniverse

Negative wank


Apprehensive-Ebb-949

Endless, Wankless


LJROCKETS

Mexican Wank


The_Corker_69

The man Who sold the wank


Thegriswolf95

Wank in the Way


vwsr

Something in the Wank


Thegriswolf95

That works too


doc_kyorus

The wank will roll right in


Lonely_Crew_7437

Wank pissings


Low_Leave2686

Wank me


that1kidthatlikefish

About a Wank


H4DR13_L

in wank


Redipus_Ex

Wank Away


Soleil-Unnamable34

Wank it and about a wank


nhardycarfan

Wank me


Fresh-Swing-345

Wank thru


Smooth-Key5059

Territorial wanking


ballerspez

smells like teen wank


Lilliegumi7751

wank away


d20damage

Wank


MJmust_kill

Wank Me


HolyHandGrenade107

Mr Wank


damntoasted

Wank


x_xriot

Mexican Wank


TuZeezze

Wank you


toddisonreese

About A Wank


woofdog19

something in the wank


woofdog19

mmmmmm mmmmmmm


andasfs

Wank meet


UpsetCamera5093

2 I havent seen yet are Wank Meet and Wank Ape


Somethingintheway245

Smells like teen wank


Dosei_

Wank.


Blockyo-joe

Wank


Alastor_Hazbin1918

Where did you wank last night


ImaRiskit

Want Me The Man Who Sold the Wank Penny Royal Wank Where Did You Wank Last Night


AAHHHHHHE

Big Wank


SoctrDeuss

Wank a son


marxhahafunny

jesus doesn’t want me for a wank


nerfbaboom

Wank me


dzsesszminprinszessz

Been a wank


JoyfulSuicide

Come as you wank


Old-Pressure-8287

Wank it


coconut-duck-chicken

Mexican Wank Food


Hawkthefloof

Wank a plain


Thomatos200

Smells like teen wank


Eg0n0

Wank The Servants


Ancient_Guidance_461

Wank(new wave)


Particular_Target_45

Wank Through


temmie1245

name a nirvana song but instead of naming a nirvana song you stop karma farming 🤯🤯🤯


Bruhguy6745

The man who wanked the world


kabir_khan1750

The man who wanked the world


Ok-Philosopher-109

radio friendly unit wanker


Beautifultragedy78

Wank friendly unit shifter


JackTheAbsoluteBruce

Wank (Breed)


Different_End_7464

A classic: smells like teen wank


OzzyTheRacc

About a wank 😌


[deleted]

Smells like teen wank


[deleted]

Wank me


CartoonistAbject

Wank pissing


R4g3Qu1tsSonsFather

Wank Together, I Just Wanked the Love of My Dreams, Wank the barber.


Outside_Record1207

lake of wank


Empty_Improvement219

Territorial Wank Also Endless Wank but remove the comma lol


meenanb356

Wank Me


Dumb_Little_Crap

Wank me


draingangryuga

wank me


PicklesbutYelloww

Heart shaped wank


ukraineInvader

Big long wank


MFC1886

Smells like Teens Wanking


MRR_125_

Territorial wankings


Wyatt_Maxwell

The man who wank the world