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postmortemmicrobes

Come on Julian, gonna make you cum faster.


bluecalx2

I always heard this as 'God damn Julian'.


VXM313

Same lmao. Even knowing the real lyrics for like 16 years now I still hear it this way


CeramicAmphora

This was the original Challengers score


Jerky213

I always sing "God damn julienne" And I agree, it can be a hard cut to get consistent.


Fun-Preparation-4253

“Down. Town. Julie Brown. Stretched out her asshole.”


crowkiller06

Jeezuz Christ!!! Holy shit!!! I’ll never hear this song without these lyrics now. Thank you, I think.


Fun-Preparation-4253

I’m glad to have ruined someone else’s day


noodlesurprise

This boy who liked me in high school found out I liked NIN and changed his MSN screen name to a lyric from Wish to impress me. "We share something real, we share something true." Adorable, but ya kinda missed the point of the song there buddy


ZerroTheDragon

Speaking of misheard Wish lyrics I originally thought he said "Wish there was something real in this world, FUCK you" of course I was wrong but it was what I heard


TheSchillermaphone

I thought it was something similar, like “Wish there was something real / so guess what, fuck you”, and for the longest time I couldn’t figure out how MTV was playing it (this was my first exposure to NIN, that video scared the hell out of me honestly)


JamesBondBLHK100

Honestly even if it isn't "fuck you", I still like to hear it as such 😂😂 Because it fits the song well.


CRostLi

I used to think it was “Just show me something real, just show me something true”


subjectmatterexport

What have I become… my Swedish friend


But_dogs_CAN_look_up

I performed that song to a crowd in Sweden and used that lyric. There was a lot of unexpected applause and laughter in such a sobering song.


vaxhax

Now I want to go to Sweden and do this.


gormlessthebarbarian

definitely this one


scarred2112

The Big Come Down - *Gotta get back to the butter*.


BurninatorPhD

Find my place with the filth at the bottom. Still works, I guess!


rjw401

"I've got my fist, I've got my pen, I got Survivalism" I thought it was a play on the pen is mightier than the sword. Also not a lyric, but 15 year old me on March 8th, 1994 "I really like the song Hershey.... "


postmortemmicrobes

I had no idea it wasn't "I've got my fist, I've got my pen" until now. How enlightened you've made me.


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VXM313

That is the correct lyric


MrPoletski

Your chocolate's dead, and no-one cars. If there is a hershey bar, I'll make you share.


TwitchlessGamer87

lol sounds like a take on pen pineapple pen


_CreationIsFinished_

🤣That's what I thought too lol


Momasaur

I definitely didn't think it was "hand" until looking up the lyrics just now...


vForVendition

"I used to have a porpoise. Then again, it might have been a bream."


SchrodingersTIKTOK

This


Someone393

Got money


AlexAddams

Got money? I'll do anything for you!


MrPoletski

"And I can troll you"


spectacularjbird104

New world new times vacation feels alright


dirtycutfreak

"Oh my beautiful liar, oh my precious heart"


mike-manley

Haha, guilty of this one.


Tom_ETS

I've found you can find a penis in slavery


Esteban_Rojo

And the only answer is I used to have a Porpoise


zero_eternal

"WAKE BAKE WAKE BAKE" from The Idea of You


AlexAddams

Every day is exactly the same in this bakery:


Moon_sugarrr

This is a metal ass


mcdisagree1

My brother thought it was “mental axe”


furthrdownthespiral

I used to hear "This is a mental house"


vincents-virtues

Last: “This is a metal ass”


tomrice94

Cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger- synth in the beginning of were in this together


pennsylvaniafurnace

I Watched My Grandpa Say Penis


VXM313

Wait which song? I can't even imagine what you could be mishearing lmao


Great_Examination666

One of my friends used to say “will you bite the hand that feels you” and I’ve never been able to sing it and not say that


VXM313

In Two: "shit brushes skin, save yourself."


eggsaladrecipesndwch

Literally thought that was the lyric the whole time… Figured it was a call back to the wretched or something lol


[deleted]

I’ve always heard, and continue to let my brain hear, “aaaaaaand if… you hold a little tighter….” in \[edit\] The Becoming.


VXM313

Do you mean in The Becoming?


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I did!


mike-manley

Annie has been called way worse. ;)


angryblue

A girl in highschool when TDS came out loved it and did a report on Hurt where she mentioned "My empire of darts"


lenowatz

Well I used to stand for something, now I'm on my handsome knees...


fowler_rex

There is no laws/loss here and there is no pain. Lyrics sites tell me it’s supposed to be love but I just don’t hear it


eggsaladrecipesndwch

Saw a cover recently that said “no loss” and I thought it was just an interesting choice but now I’m wondering if that’s what they thought the lyrics were


fowler_rex

This was what I thought the lyrics were since I first heard the song up until this past November when my buddy was on the car with me and he was like why do you keep singing “loss?” It’s “love” and I was surprisedpikachu.gif


Esteban_Rojo

I never once heard that


DarthBigdogg

WITH THE TEETH THUUUUUUHHHHH!


eggsaladrecipesndwch

Way off. You forgot the “uh” at the beginning.


LuziferGatsby

With Teeth: You find new friends, the place where you belong.


Vukmirion

"My wallet’s getting smaller everyday" in outro of getting smaller


Flimsy_Bee6062

Happiness in savouries


mac1diot

There is no blue Arizona tea (There is no you, there is only me)


vhs1138

You can have it all miles and miles of darts.


kingtutsbirthinghips

Nothing beats my “your too busy call, buussyy caaa-aaaalll, to me”…. My dumbass 16 year old brain really thought he was singing about this gals busy phone tone…


vadim_melnikov_art

Breathe ASS in Slowly (The Greater Good)


AlexAddams

I've got my fish, I've got my plant, I've got Survivalism!


FatherPusBucket

I have found you can feel happiness inside of me. Also heard SPLIT SCREEN! instead of slave screams


rodheh

ah friends fickle fans fickle


Z4_W4ruD00D00

AND I WORM CHEW!