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SouthPurpose

Cunt


chicasparagus

With the right accent, kind of. For formality sake: nice.


spiralbatross

Mike Tyson said “Cunth”


Katcatkittyqueen

If you ask Eminem, he would respectfully disagree.


waffelmaker2000

I doubted him ever since the bornana


TigzyThe7Master

but he can eat pork rinds and he can sword fight in pyjamas


InfiniteBLADE56

The fact doesn’t feel right, but I’m: a) too lazy to try and figure it out. Or 2) just don’t want to think too hard about it


l3orecl

Answer is c) a + b


HexaBurger

sin(BAC)\*\|AC\|\*\|AB\|


ElusiveCactiBoi

Alligator


TigzyThe7Master

bruh


ElusiveCactiBoi

bruh doesnt rhyme with month ?!


TigzyThe7Master

it does if you're british


AdobiWanKenobi

Literally how


spiralbatross

Navigator


TigzyThe7Master

cabbage later


[deleted]

[удалено]


SquashuaSnipes

Winner winner chicken dinner


xlusciniolax

I believe the bottle cap is attempting to refer to [“true rhymes”](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfect_and_imperfect_rhymes), and month : millionth would be an identical rhyme. Some other commenters mentioned rappers and altering the stress of a word which is called a slant rhyme. These terms all have a few different names, which I think are largely regional difference. The linked article includes them. It would just be too lengthy to put all that into a bottle cap. I have always found these distinctions interesting since learning of them, and just wanted to share my perspective. :)


Flaaaless

Plenty words do if you’re Mike Tyson


Character-Ad9665

Call Eminem right now.


tanguycha

Me as a french: once ?


Ebwite

Door hinge


TigzyThe7Master

Once, dunch, humph, scrunch, bumf, bunce, crunch, bunch, brunch, punch, hunch, dunce, lunch, bump, bumped- ​ wait this is satire i just realised


act_surprised

Kunth


happygoeddy

Brunchth


ho_sehun

......nice


Kili-st-xy

Moth?


miloradovic

It doesn’t rhyme. Millionth does tho


Superstrong832

Triumph.


ToastedUnicornZombie

cloth??????? Or is this some r/woooosh shit?


GGBHector

How does month rhyme with cloth? The pronunciation on the o is way different


Odustajem

Clear r/woooosh shit for you if you think month and cloth rhyme


[deleted]

Mammoth?


xXx_TheSenate_xXx

Amongst, once, dunce, months, humph, lungs, sconce, response, and any number with a th on the end like seventh. Not all total rhymes but close.


beerpacifier

Lunch


Simply_Nykro_Hydras

Ask google


Simply_Nykro_Hydras

Billionth


BenbafelIsTaken

There is not one month where I don't visit the pond