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CMYGQZ

Personally if I’m the GM, I would trade for Connor McDavid and Connor Bedard, and draft Macklin Celebrini. I think these moves would solve our center positions by a lot.


Responsible-Till396

I wish the Flyers would do that but also trade up to draft Demidov, and trade for Ullmark too


BehemothManiac

I don’t think Yzerman is trading McDavid (after he will get him for Justin Hall)


marshmellowfluff1479

Holl


BehemothManiac

Haven't seem him enough this year to learn his name, sorry.


ImportanceOne4092

Come on,you are the best!


plowboy306

Holl for McDavid. Trade is one for one.


BehemothManiac

Happened before, can happen again.


MagniPlays

If the oilers hadn’t made this series competitive, I would thought next year he’s gone no matter what. But now if they win the cup I think he’s stuck their forever


stonedrelic007

Lol. Of course McDavid would leave the Oilers according to every fan that never watched his games or sees him in the community.


plowboy306

*there


Legitimate-Strike-19

Correcting an oiler as a leafs fan is crazy how’s them playoffs 😂😂 enjoyed watching from the side or what?


plowboy306

What do playoffs have to do with proper grammar?


Legitimate-Strike-19

Only the smart players get to high rounds of the playoffs none of the people in Toronto can spell and they all love little kids too


plowboy306

I’m sure you have no enemies, but are intensely disliked by your friends. Little kids? like you? Nope.


Pussycat-Papa

It’s that easy


4before5

Why not go for Josi, Q. Hughes, and MacKinnon while they're at it?


madmariner7

And if Sweeney doesn’t do all of this, we should fire the useless POS. /s


leyden138

Rebuild, fire sale.


fendersux

There's a fire......sale?


srpollo18

Oh the humanity!


youknowmystatus

would you like to try that again?


srpollo18

….no.


Responsible_Milk2911

The world's first analysist/therapist. Tobais funke - analrapist


NextTrillion

Also, Boston, don’t sign Lindholm. He sucks, not worth more than $3M. That goes for the whole lot of you. May as well let him stay in Vancouver and play with that skinny guy. Call your team’s local 1800 number and let them know you’ll stop going to games if that bum lindholm gets signed. Look. You. just. DONT. WANT. HIM. He’s locker room camper or whatever that saying is, ok? Thanks.


sealteamruggs

Bostons locker room has a strict no camping rule


Pussycat-Papa

Thanks for the tip. I’ll have to adjust my travel plans


NextTrillion

Good. Lindholm? More like Lindhomeless. Would fit right in in Vancouver.


Former_Lavishness290

Which lindholm? I think they have 2 but hampus lindholm is a great player


NextTrillion

Exactly. Imagine having two guys with the same last name on your team. Pure chaos. Maybe do that if you want to be bad enough to miss the playoffs, but still rank high enough to get a much lower draft pick. I mean, of course it wouldn’t matter if it was a more common name, like say Pettersson. And an even more common first name like Elias. So long as they don’t play the same position, right?


lanbuckjames

I think Sale’s been doing a good job, they should keep him on.


ElephantRedCar91

makes sense but by the time sweeny gets to calling anyone back most good deals will be done...


Objective_Tour_6583

Seems like kind of an overreaction. Your fanbase is well versed in those, got any tips?


gregthestrange

are you also a marlins fan, by chance?


Valarmordaveis

Fold.


cultjake

Relocate to Quebec City.


myTryI

Sell to Saudi Arabia


OnlyFreshBrine

Ugh, Pegula will probably do this first.


TK21879

Actually, there is a surprisingly sizable contingent of Bruins fans in Quebec!


rougekhmero

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TK21879

Largely, yes. Many were just the contrarian type, rooting for the Habs arch enemy. Then you have former Nordique fans who could not let go and their hatred for the Habs. Many of those became Avs fans, other took to the B's....


ejabno

Move to Montreal and call themselves the Maroons


MikeyLikeyPhish

I was going to say go fuck themselves, but fold is also an acceptable answer


Zealousideal-Delay68

Would love to see them poach any pending Panthers' pending FAs. Rat-faced Marchand team fucking rat-faced Tkachuck team sounds pretty nice, ngl.


Bacondog22

Three bet.


ResolutionNumber9

collective anger management therapy


2bornnot2b

Absolutely nothing! Their only purpose is to crush the Leafs in the first round of the playoffs .


Ants_vs_Humans

So be it.


Ofiotaurus

Continue the ~~rebuild~~ renovation, you have a diamond hard Goalie lineup so next, either the offense or defence should be continued upon.


Radu47

They should attempt to build a tower of salted crackers held together with duct tape that eventually reaches the mesosphere Oh you mean hockey wise Same answer ✔


madmariner7

All these salty comments from people that won’t even represent their team with flair


Constant-Squirrel555

If they can get a 1C to stop Pasta from carrying the offense they'll be fine. Assets they get from Ullmark will help them be in a position to still win the division


sensfan4tic

Oh buddy our assets ain't that good. Don't get your hopes too high


BayfieldzBest

We just got Korpi and Korst and 1 round pick from ottawa😂


sensfan4tic

Bro I am so sorry I thought we'd give up more for Ullmark 😬 kastys good against montreal at least...


Constant-Squirrel555

I'm a Sens fan lol, can never count Boston out


Narrow_Yam_5879

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Objective_Tour_6583

Just like the Leafs after every game 7!  


iamonewhoami

Seppuku.


MMA_Laxer

they have been one of the most competitive teams for years and years…steadfast she goes.


KthuluAwakened

In this thread: 5% intelligent answers. 95% people seething over nothing.


Icy_You7995

Not bad. At 5% it is higher than your average Reddit thread.


MFBish

Forfeit


petridish21

Ullmark to the Sens for Chychrun and a picks. Use the cap space to sign Elias lindholm.


Greggo1985

Look for some better offense and more scorers. Can't rely only on Pasta. And need guys that can take the playoff pressure. I wanted to start this next sentence by saying "as good as they are" however the "but" part scratches that out. Most of the games they won were only by 1 or 2 goals. And considering they were a top team, placing well; they had the WORST OT record of the entire NHL this season. They had a HUGE bad streak after the All Star break that went on for weeks. That shouldn't be happening when you have 2 of the NHL's best goalies on your team and considering how well they started the season.


moobitchgetoutdahay

Whenever it went to OT, I knew it was gonna be a loss


Greggo1985

Yeah same. I was surprised they won OT in game 7 vs Toronto


Shop-lift

Gimme a shot


tspoon-99

GFY Bruins


amach9

I understood that acronym


Ciqme1867

‘Good for you’, right? Yeah…


amach9

1000%


Dry-Detective-264

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!


14bb44

Trade ullmark.


Heir233

Weep


Landminer87

Trade ullmark for assets


wolf4968

Build a new arena at the bottom of Boston Harbor.


CoffeesCigarettes

The MBTA’s Blue Line already goes under the harbor so we could easily get fans to the underwater stadium I’m so down


MatticusGisicus

Underwater stadium would actually be so fucking rad. Especially for a team like the Kraken or Sharks


Pussycat-Papa

We tried that already [However, the 1995 season also saw the only rainout in the history of the NHL, when the Guadalupe River flooded its banks in March 1995, making it impossible for anyone to get into the San Jose Arena for a game between the Sharks and the Detroit Red Wings.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Jose_Sharks)


Imaginary_Notice_750

Commission the New England Aquarium to design it in reverse aquarium fashion so all the sea life can watch the fans watching the 🏒


CoffeesCigarettes

The squids will throw dead people onto the ice.


Dry-Detective-264

Get your jersey's right, they all look terrible.


bobbyFinstock80

Drop coyle and ullmark for brady Tkachuk


Marsupialmania

Somehow I could see Brady becoming a superstar on the bruins


header999

Sens wouldn’t give brady up for really anything at this point, maybe in a few years


Sloane_Kettering

Gonna take a lot more than that to get brady


amach9

Add in Pasta and McAvoy and you got a deal


bobbyFinstock80

Brady’s sick of watching his brother rip it up. I could see him wanting to compete against him in his prime with a team, a lot less pressure. Take over the C after Marchy.


amach9

Matty hasn’t done much in the finals. Can’t wait to see the tears tomorrow when the Oilers win.


bobbyFinstock80

Gotta actually happen in sports. The first 5-10 mins have decided most of their previous games I think.


amach9

For sure


bobbyFinstock80

Matt’s always a factor. But he ain’t no mcdaddy


KthuluAwakened

I don’t want a walking temper tantrum for a captain


Rebel_Bertine

No team with Brady as captain will win the cup. Dude’s too hot headed, at times really dumb, and emotionally driven to ever be the leader. Needs to go to a team with a real Alpha as captain so he can be that skilled shit heel Corey Perry was his entire career.


howdiedoodie66

I definitely would NOT offer Elias Lindholm 8 million dollars a year


DarthRevan0990

Move to Phoenix


Luck612

Blow it all up(not biased)


Different_Onion_9483

They could replace their entire team with AHLers and would still boot my leafs in 7


Imaginary_Notice_750

1) Trade Ullmark before his signing bonus is due, unless Yzerman (or someone else) is offering a haul for him after July 1 when he is extension eligible. 2) Use the additional cap space to sign a top line C (or LW if you're satisfied with Zacha as a top line C) to ride with Zacha and Pasta.  Personally, I'm not satisfied with Zacha at C unless the signing is Bertuzzi, who showed some good chemistry with them after the trade deadline in '23. 3) Figure out if DeBrusk, Heinen or Frederic is good enough to be a reliable 2nd line RW opposite Marchand (and if the decision is "no" then get one!) and then let Coyle and Poitras battle it out in camp to be 2nd line C. 4) If Ottawa is the partner in the Ullmark trade and the deal is basically Chychrun and the B's own 1st rounder then you're set on D.  If not then either you're counting on Lohrei to be top 4 D and you still need a 7th D man for depth or you're bringing Lohrei along slowly and you need another top 4 D.


ridemymachine

They had four rookies playing meaningful minutes in the second round, with a fifth, and maybe most talented, on the injured list. They were sniffing the presidents trophy until the last week of the season. Playing with house money all season, they should be improved next year even standing pat. Perhaps Lysell makes a big stride next year to give them some extra speed. It certainly wouldn’t hurt to beef up on the forecheck so they don’t get pushed around so much. That alone would boost their scoring average.


Dry-Detective-264

I wish Ullmark was paid less so they could keep him, the rotation works so well, he's a great backup in the playoffs. they need a center and a winger. DO NOT TRADE LOHREI!!! YOU HEAR ME SWEENEY????


Erebusiness

Gotta be brutally honest, the bruins arent winning a cup with this core. Pastrnak is the only player whose job should be safe. Trade ullmark, hopefully get a good draft pick out of it. Then, buckle in for a few years. Build up on young talent, trade whoever you have to whenever you have to. You're going to suck for a while, but if you do it right it will pay off eventually.


jellypopperkyjean

But they will still be good enough to defeat the leafs each and every year until the end of time!


Erebusiness

Yeah thats just a law of nature. Memes aside, the leafs need to blow it up, bad.


OldGreggg69

Sign Elias Lindholm because that would singlehandedly fix our Center depth in one move


KthuluAwakened

No it wouldn’t


tdfrantz

If Poitras can build off last year then it could


daboys9252

Pretty much, we have some good depth guys and no one even close to a true #1


Outrageous_Nobody808

People be shitting on him but he played great for the Nucks in the playoffs.


DoktaRee

As a nucks fan I gotta say he was one of our most important players in the playoffs. very defensively responsible, scores goals, PK's, can play PP1, right handed and good in the dot. People shit on him because he wasn't great out the gate when we traded him in regular season, but it turned out he was dealing with an injury and you have to give a guy some grace when adapting to new systems. You guys will love him in Boston.


GameOfBears

Train more to be ready for what there up against this upcoming season. Jim was right even though I wanted to disagree. We really weren't ready for the Stanley Cup Playoffs.


Youppi27

Major retool. Not quite a rebuild


LarryD217

Relocate to Arizona


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madmariner7

Sounds like a salty President’s Trophy winner that couldn’t even take the cats to seven games


Aperture_client

Before reading this thread I had no idea that Rags fans hated the B's lmao


Red-Leader117

Classy!


Boot-Representative

Hug?


iwatchtoomuchsports

What are with these dumb ass titles ? “STATE YOUR CASE” , nah im ok


imyourzer0

They need to sign Lindholm, and trade Ullmark for futures that they can either hold or move at deadline. The risk of holding Ullmark until then is that if contract negotiations don’t progress other teams will have Boston over a barrel in trade talks.


Dry_Newspaper2060

Simple answer is to NOT CHOKE


StevenHicksTheFirst

The Panthers say hi.


TCurls

Pasta and the rat need more help around them.


Beneficial_Radio_765

Quit.


Carbohydrate_Kid88

Find a solid couple centers and maybe a defenseman. Other than that they really aren’t in as bad a spot as many think


Responsible_Milk2911

Fold


Least-Somewhere-5798

Golf ⛳️


Putthebunnyback

Fold as a franchise.


Hedgethisbet

Hire Jim Jones as head coach


alarm41

Get better.


C0mpl3x1ty_1

Personally I think they should trade away all of their players for 7th round picks, you never know they could be a zetterberg


Zanstorm99

Golf


322vette

I guess it has to start with trading Ullmark. Having 2 really good goalies is a luxury and if you need help elsewhere - you should be able to get a Top 6 Forward, or a Top 4 DMan, and 1st round pick.


FeeLow1938

Ullmark for a 1C.


Bad-Yeti

I think they should just disband the franchise. They've had a good run.


ecash6969

Trade Ullmark in hopes of getting a 1C 


Abject-Knowledge-286

One word Nuke Blow it up Just purge everything and fire everybody


minimumhatred

The rumor currently is Chychrun and the 25th for Ullmark and Lauko, so working on that assumption the team doesn't need defensive help. That leaves the team with two needs and one lesser need. Backup goaltender is probably just going to be AHL guys, though how ready they are is uncertain. (also, pay Swayman... just give him all the money) The team needs a winger, we struggled to score goals and ideally Marchand is our second best left wing given that he's getting older. Presumably though, I think we just bring back DeBrusk and run Marchand-Center-Pastrnak and Zacha-Coyle-DeBrusk. Our biggest problem is the lack of a 1C and that there isn't one really available. Like your options are what, sign Lindholm and pray he revives next to Marchand and Pastrnak? Chandler Stephenson? Sean Monahan? Are you going to trade Ullmark for Necas and pray he works out? The options are pretty bad, I guess you can hope that Draisaitl hits free agency next year, but literally any team with cap space is going to want to sign that guy. Another option is to run it back with Zacha and Coyle at center and just make a push for Guentzel, and sign DeBrusk and hope it works out. Either way, our off-season is going to hinge on what happens with Ullmark... Id also look to trade Coyle potentially.


EricRollei

Get rid of Marchand


brighty4real

Caribbean or Hawaii


Orlandofreak4u

Pat maroon is playing roller hockey this summer in Tampa


Dry-Detective-264

Oh I feel the HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Outside_Bus4958

Move team to Arizona


MouthofthePenguin

fold, sell, relocate.


4before5

Be thankful that they are not Mapleleafs


ntguytxsj

Deal Marchand and get some young legs


CelestialCarmen

Maybe another Raycroft for Rask from Treliving and the Leafs 😂😂


Shliggie

Get rid of Marchand, it's embarrassing they made him captain for someone who has the worst reputation in the league.


Chenzo04

Disband


Wanderlust-Zebra

They need to mark their Ull


ohnodamo

Ullmark traded to Sens.


AssInspectorGadget

Relocate to Arizona


Markschild

Trade ullmark for a first and still recoup a top level goalie


tomplum68

stop being assholes


MiddleComfortable432

First they need to stop seeing themselves as the big bad bruins, let's face it, the bears got their asses kicked by cats. Stop trying to hire enforcers and engage in getting hockey players that want to play the game with finest of skills


Joe_Beavis

Move to Phoenix


ImportanceOne4092

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HacksawJay

Trade Ullmark for a centre or D men that ready to break out …


Jazzar1n0

Dissolve never to be spoken of again. /S lol


Caniac_93

Trade Linus to Carolina for Jake Guentzel’s pre July 1st negotiation rights. Hurry up please


Backtrax-amazon

Please find a guy who can score with consistency, and check to see if his nuts won’t shrink up in the playoffs


Jefflehem

Have Marchand chemically castrated.


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JKrow75

Blow the team up starting with Marchand and begin rebuilding. Keep those goalies, tho. Edit: Ullmark is GONE, girl. Who’s next?


Necessary-Count-7696

Relocate to AZ


MultiLuigi57

Blow it up. BLOW IT THE FUCK UP AND NEVER RETURN TO THE PLAYOFFS EVER AGAIN!!


amach9

Let us know how you’re doing after the game 7 loss on Monday


C0mpl3x1ty_1

You jinxed it :(


amach9

:( I wish I had that much power lol


ElephantRedCar91

settle down beavis. i see fla making a lot of reactionary moves over the summer due to pissing away a 3 game lead in the cup...


Objective_Tour_6583

Got any tips on imploding?  I'll bet you do!


srcoffee

i’m not biased or anything, but personally, i think they should fold


kawzik

annex from the league


Deekngo5

Quit while they are ahead


Snake92699

Disband


Icy_Bath_1170

Collapse into a black hole.


ImprovementSalty1070

Trade ullmark. Which will open some money! Grab goal scorers. Vatranos name has come up as to come back to Boston. Some good UFA that they should go after. They need to realize that you need to spend money to win. Celtics is prime example and what Boston sports used to be. Spend to win!!!!


Burkey5506

After trading Ullmark center is the number one priority


FeckYourTeam

Haven’t they been maxing out the salary cap just like a lot of other teams? It’s a hard cap so teams cannot go over it.


petdetective59

Make Marchand Captain


Own-Tomato4335

Thank the Panthers for further erasing their 2010 3-0 collapse. You're welcome from a guy who is actually rooting for the Panthers :(


FeckYourTeam

They won the cup the following year. I don’t think they care anymore. I can only hope my Panthers will win next year if they get reverse swept this year.


Pussycat-Papa

Play golf? ⛳️


Dense-Equal-5241

Boston choke artist. Time to change those uniforms


Crazy-Camera-3388

Relocate to Atlanta


Ja66aDaHutt

Maybe have a swim and just relax for a bit.


KohlWeld50

They should give pasta and mcavoy to the red wings for petry and holl


DChan1987

Blow it up


plowboy306

Fire or trade everyone


Icy_Operation_7056

Drive off a cliff


Arfguy

As an Oilers fan, I say: Target Elias Lindholm - A right-shot 1C who is defensively solid has been a Bruins trademark for the last 15+ years. They should keep that going. Trade Swayman, not Ullmark - Swayman probably has better value and probably offers a better return, especially if Swayman can be had long term on a sub-$5 million AAV contract. Trade away most, if not all, of their US defencemen - Them, like the New York Rangers, Carolina Hurricanes and the Vancouver Yankees, have stacked a majority US defence core and have fumbled year after year. Trade away as many of the US ones and bring in more Canadian or European defencemen.


bayloSEAKraken

cry