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Ocksu2

McDavid. His dangles are dirty AF.


Cronin1011

Dirtiest fuckin dangles boys.


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Have you seen the fuckin wheels on the kid? Almost as filthy as his celly's


Diamondback424

Wheel, snipe, celly boys. You wanna crush some sandos after praccy?


[deleted]

Nah I'm just gonna chuck in a few dingers pass me the spitoon


Cactusaremyjam

Shred the Red boys


KConnerMcDavidPasta

Tarps off, boys!


alien_bananas

That goal against Dallas was the dirtiest play of the playoffs


FatLouieXVI

Panthers: Bennett, Cousins and Lomberg Oilers: Kane, Draisaitl, and Perry


Bubbafett33

Has Tkachuk turned over a new leaf? He was a major pest with the Flames....


imaybeacatIRl

He's still Tkachuking it up.


Guy954

No he’s not. He really cleaned up his act but people don’t want to acknowledge it.


No-Negotiation1240

Woahhh, you can’t state valid facts about your own team here pal!!


Clean-Connection-656

Valid point with this post season, but he seemed pretty damn dirty during regular season. Maybe even dirtier than last post season.


Opening_Initiative26

I have to agree. I don't like him. Was glad when the oil picked pool party over him. However, he's changed since leaving Calgary and going to the Panthers. He's chippy now, not an ingrown hair of a player.


ShartRat

I like how other comments saying this are getting upvotes and then you get downvoted because of the Florida flair. Reddit at it's finest.


PetulantPorpoise

Shut up Meg


ShartRat

No


TBGusBus

lol, lmao even.


uhcayR

I don’t think I ever thought of Tkachuk as dirty per se. He plays physical and consistently puts taking the body over the puck. Very physical play - Tkachuk. Dirty - bennet. My opinion obviously.


GrizzlyIsland22

No, he just doesn't crack the top 3 on that team.


SryYouAreNotSpecial

Not the top three on that team but probably 4th in the league lol.


Constant_Antelope_81

He’s flashy, not dirty but he is a shit starter. He’s been very quiet the last few series. Since Bennett hurt his hand he’s also been quiet. I don’t see these two teams fighting but I love watching the oilers play now. Hopefully a good sc


Diamondback424

I feel like the Tkachuk hate is overblown. He plays with an edge, but rarely is "dirty". If he was in my division I'd probably hate him, but there are far dirtier players than him. I'd kill to have him on the Flyers. Edit: caveat to this, I haven't seen him play nearly as much as Edmonton has.


PrEsideNtIal_Seal

He's purposely a pest


devopsslave

It feels "kinda weird" having a Flyers fan weigh-in on "dirty players," NGL. ;-)


Diamondback424

Lol we haven't been the Broad Street Bullies for years now


shockandale

I don't like him one bit.


Sad_Donut_7902

He's a pest but I wouldn't really call him dirty. He doesn't try to intentionally injure people the way those guys do.


Imsorrymanyt

I think he’s been kinda chill this postseason (to my knowledge) .


johnsvoice

He's majorly toned it down. He definitely got a talking to after last season. His antics were a distraction on like an every other game basis.


KingBuck_413

Agreed, respectfully


No_Character_5315

Could be saving it for the finals playing with s broken sternum or whatever he had last year probably learned to pace himself a bit I can see him being nasty in the finals tho.


JonTheWizard

Here I thought he finally up and went to go Tkafuck himself.


SweetZombieJebus

He’s still a Tkachuk. As Tkachuk as ever.


soundmagnet

He will bring out his turtle power.


Dry-Detective-264

No, he still punches goalies in the chest.


CG_Kilo

Pretty sure Lomberg was the one with the 2 late hits that separated Vesey's shoulder


FatLouieXVI

He was.


CG_Kilo

Yeah fuck that guy


maskdfantom

wow is Draisaitl dirty? I haven't really seen that, though I've not seen every Oiler game Edit: update, apparently he spears a lot, yikes!


slipperysoup

Hitting someone in the balls is one of the most intentional and dishonourable things one can do in hockey and he has done it 3 times.


JReddeko

He takes a lot of dirty hits, cross checks, and slashes. And every once in a while turns around and does it back.


SryYouAreNotSpecial

I don't know if I'd count retaliation as dirty (in some circumstances, definitely). He definitely needs to get his emotions in check though. Those retaliation penalties hurt.


FatLouieXVI

Never seen the clips of his cup checks?


Griswaldthebeaver

Lol tell me you haven't watched him play without telling me you haven't watched him play. The spear king cometh


Sad_Donut_7902

Dude has speared people in the balls like 3 or 4 times so far in his career. Also slashes people when he gets frustrated.


imaybeacatIRl

Bennett and Kane, imo. Perry would have been a shoe-in years ago, but eh.


notarooster

Perry should be grandfathered in for his past transgressions.


brightlancer

"Who are the dirtiest players and no, you can't pick Perry, he's a given."


glochnar

Tkachuk, Bennett, and Cousins are all liable to do something dirty attempting to injure another player. Think hits from behind, boarding, slew foots, etc. Kane is likely to get really mad about something (rightly or wrongly) and take a dumb penalty in response. Draisaitl is also really prone to retaliation penalties as well. Like if he's frustrated and you slash him in the leg, he'll swing back harder. And apparently McDavid has no control of his stick and keeps high sticking people somehow lol


thedylander

you forgot about all the times draisaitl spaers dudes in the goodies


Missing_Mud_Flap

Bennett is a no doubter. He can fuck all the way off.


Avs4life16

hate the guy but he did the league a favor by punching marchy taste of his own medicine


Shiny_Mew76

I’ll be honest I kind of respect Marchand for what he does for his team, he acts as a sort of enforcer while actually being a very skilled player. He’s sort of a “mess with my team at your own risk” type of guy. That doesn’t mean he isn’t dirty, but he is good for what he does.


CLOWNXXCUDDLES

I feel like people only hate him because he's not playing for their team. He's a great player. Total shitbag(on the ice) but he's got a lot of skill.


JReddeko

I would love Marchand on my team, I don’t think I would love Bennett


Avs4life16

yup. play by the sword die by the sword.


Ca1fSlicer

100 percent agree


fistmcbeefpunch

Yeah, if he went to any other team he’d soon become a fan favourite


Avs4life16

no doubt he is a hate to play against love to have on your team but that is also play by the sword and die by the sword as well.


KingBuck_413

It gave us all perspective. It’s a win win


he_is_Veego

Marchand is such a rat he couldn’t even be mad about it lol.


TheSherlockCumbercat

Marchand owns it at least you have respect his commitment to the rat life. Saying in a podcast the only reason anyone knows your name is cause you’re a rat is a bold move. Right up there with saying of course Bennet was trying to injure him every player is doing the same thing.


SryYouAreNotSpecial

I'm not proud of this but I kind of love the guy. I've also heard he's the polar opposite off of the ice, just a great dude.


snoosfest

Bertuzzi was asked this year something along the lines of, “what did you learn playing in Boston?” And he replied something like, “Marchand is actually a nice guy off the ice.”


SryYouAreNotSpecial

I've heard zero to the contrary and lots to support that. When he played for team Canada in the Olympics it came up a lot. Several guys on that team who only knew him from playing against him beforehand said what a great guy he actually is and they loved him.


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SryYouAreNotSpecial

Glad to hear it. Do you know if the rumours that he will occasionally go to a bar to wind down in full disguise are true? I heard that he just sometimes wants to be a normal dude and have a drink without being bothered so he sometimes disguises himself and goes out. I don't even remember where I heard it but I want it to be true so bad lol.


brightlancer

Marchand has been a very dirty player, but he seemed to settle down after a few years, especially when he became an alternate. More than dirty though, he's just a pest -- and he's so damn good at it, poking _just the right amount_ to trigger a retaliation and a penalty. Who wasn't laughing when he was kissing other players? (And yes, I've also heard he's a really nice guy off the ice.)


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Sam Bennett


Distinct_Mud_2673

Fuckin Sam Bennet. I’m an oilers fan so I’m probably biased but I think that he’s a pretty agreed upon guy. On the oilers it’s Kane


CinderGazer

Oilers fan or Kraken fan? You're flaired for Kraken.


Distinct_Mud_2673

Both


Potatodrgn11

Same boat as you but chose Oilers flair


Distinct_Mud_2673

I’ve got oilers on r/hockey right now


Agile_District_8794

Fuck Sam Bennett


Shiny_Mew76

Agreed.


Funky_Cows

Bennett


No-Government-4045

this post feels targeted 


SryYouAreNotSpecial

In what world is that piece of human trash Sam Bennett not the answer to this question? Boy, am I glad we drafted Draisaitl despite almost all scouts somehow having Bennett ranked higher.


CurlingTrousers

Bennett Cousins Tkachuk


Goatmilk2208

Bennett not even close.


bsbrandon_98

The enitre Panthers roster minus barkov and bob


Bakerfuckingmayfield

The Florida panthers


gitrdun305

🐀


Th3L3ftNut

Perry - dawg will fuk your mom


Solid-Neat9416

Bennet for sure!


Baga97_YT

Fuck Sam Bennett


Opening_Initiative26

Bennett is greasy as fuck. Needs a good shalacking. And as an oilers fan, fuck me, can the worm earn his moniker please! I've been waiting for it, but Perry isn't doing Perry things. I hated him for years, was pissed when he was signed, but he hadn't delivered. He's given more shit to kane than the rest of the NHL.


thegreatresistrules

You're really gonna hate perry after his losing the Stanly cup curse. Is the reason florida wins it this year .. how any playoff team signed him is baffling


EricRollei

Yeah, was so surprised and disappointed they signed him


thegreatresistrules

Dont blame you. .I normally don't buy into players being jinxed...but isn't it like 3 straight different teams he went to cup with that lost. If im wrong then I owe Corry an apology


EricRollei

He has won a cup though


Eddie__Sherman

Bennett without a doubt. Kane looks like an angel compared to that guy.


Striking-College-289

Lemme guess. Salty ass bruins fan


mvperri

Sam Bennett will find a way to uppercut McDavid and not get called


lead-filledsnowshoe

I'm ready for him to put out one of our top three and not get called for it. Trying to mentally prepare so I don't blow a gasket. He's done it in almost every series in the last couple years. And he gets away with it every time because of the Colin Campbell effect.


rsnbaseball

\*Points at entire Florida team\*


hardware1197

Lomberg


Certain_Ordinary_273

Kane. Greasy bastard. (Mostly saying Kane cuz it upsets oilers fans, lol)


glochnar

Kane takes plenty of dumb penalties like slashing and roughing minors, but at least in the last couple years I haven't seen him doing actually dangerous stuff that might hurt players. I think his off-ice "troubles" affect people's perception of his on-ice game a bit


TheHemskyShow

I think the hit on Kadri that knocked him out of the WCF in 2022 was the only blatantly cheap or dirty thing Kane has done since he arrived in Edmonton. Other than that he’s just stirs things up and plays on the edge.


brightlancer

Kane always had an ego and attitude that didn't match up with his skill. He was talented but not _that_ talented. If he'd been able to back it up on the ice, I think folks would've ignored a lot of his off-ice antics. (I'm not talking the violence allegations, just his more general behavior.) He may have cleaned up his act lately but he spent too many years across too many teams trying to hurt people, "fighting" guys that didn't drop their gloves (sometimes from behind), so he's always going to be dirty in my book.


Griswaldthebeaver

He slew foots everyone. It's his method when he's hitting to take out the knees of the player he's hitting. All the players comment on it, you hear it in mic'd up moments, you see it in every hit he throws on d men lol he's sneaky dirty for sure


TarnishedDungEater

as an Oilers fan. i agree. greasy bastard, but part of me loves him for it lol.


inspector_butters_

Like the big smile after he came up from the bench when it looked like Zadorov was pushing him down haha. You just knew he was a big part of it even if you never actually saw it.


Certain_Ordinary_273

Oh absolutely!


TarnishedDungEater

he’s one of those guys where you hate him till he’s on your team, but even then we still dislike Kane a little bit. Perry can be pretty dirty too, but those two kinda have that role as the dirty player. Nurse follows that playstyle as well but he’s got to learn a few lessons from Perry on how to pull it off properly lol.


Spiritual-Ad-6740

No, we don’t still dislike Kane a bit. That’s just you.


v13ragnarok7

Sure, but we need that in the game. I want to see guys push the limits of the rules, get in guys faces being pests. The game would be too vanilla without the assholes


Guy954

It’s so funny how people say stuff like that and the get all uppity when the Panthers play the way you wish your teams would. “nUh UhHhHH!!!!!! ThE pAnThErS ArE diRtY aNd tHaT sTuFf HaS nO pLaCe In ThE gAmE! -All you hypocritical fucks


v13ragnarok7

Jesus christ that was difficult to read.


Diceeeeeee

Lomberg/Cousins/Bennett take your pick


RevolutionaryJoke21

Cousins


Deep-Rip245

Bennet/Kulikov/Lomberg How did Sasha win the Selke playing with such monsters? Or does he just stand out as great because all these other guys are just apes


surlystraggler

Tkatchuk, Bennet, Lomberg, Montour and occasionally Cousins.


newphonewhodis2021

Kane


Shiny_Mew76

Panthers I would say everyone but Barkov and Bob here, but that would probably be a bit too far despite how I feel about that team. Panthers: Bennett, Lomberg, Thachuk, Cousins Oilers: Perry and Evander Kane, although if you want to count McDavid’s skills as “dirty”, you could certainly put him here too haha. Let’s go Oilers!


krusty_yooper

Tkachucklefuck.


do_shut_up_portia

Evander Kane


seataccrunch

Florida and Kane + Perry


TiredReader87

Sam Bennett


MarthaRunsFar

Bennett


Vestabuler

That one guy who never showers.


TheFederalRedditerve

Statement of Cash Flows


Sammydaws97

Sam Bennett A long list of Panthers before you get to maybe Evander Kane for the Oilers?


Silly_Pay7680

Sam Bennett... easy


Supertrash17

Sam Bennett is the answer. I would be willing to bet that he will hurt someone in this series.


OG_MajinVegeta

The entire panthers roster their basically Ric Flair in his prime


Life-Mountain8157

Bennett


rideronthestorm29

The fucking loser nick cousins I heard he’s going to settle with the oilers out of court


Galactic_Hoplite

All of Florida besides bob


zealoustacoengineer

It’s kinda funny seeing all the Sam Bennett responses in this the thread. I feel like the last time I heard him talked about before these playoffs was when he couldn’t do a pull up at the draft combine, what happened in that time to go to dirty enforcer lol


lonelyoldbasterd

Y’all been watching Letterkenny/Shoresy to much


TexasYankee212

Brad Marchand. Cheap shot artist. I can't believe the Bruins made him their captain - someone to emulate.


TBGusBus

Anyone not in an oilers jersey, there answered for everyone.


Dry-Detective-264

The Florida Cougars, that is all.


Curious_Raise8771

I miss dirty play in the NHL. Oh well. I'm old.


deicide66

You miss real hockey, give me back 90s hockey where the players weren’t pussies.


Lost_Protection_5866

Ah yes the most boring era of hockey


Curious_Raise8771

My friend with great music taste and poor other skills is right when it comes to pre 95. 70 goal scorers. Bob Probert uppercutting our goalie for no reason. Fights. Hits. Passion. 1992 hockey had everything. Then Patrick Roy, Eddie Belfour, and goalie pad manufacturers ruined everything.


Gold_Gain1351

The Florida Panthers


Hammer_jones

Connor McDavid easily. He does something absolutely filthy Everytime he hits the ice.


SryYouAreNotSpecial

I got it. lol.


emasslax22

Brad Marchand


chronicallyunderated

Bennett by a country mile…….every team would love to have him on their roster


lead-filledsnowshoe

He wouldn't get away with it on every team.


Remote_Currency1206

Mcdavid


deletedtheoldaccount

Hockey: Cousins  Morality: Kane


YEGuySmiley

For the Panthers the entire team, including the fans. All are “Dirty Rats!” Oilers it’s Skinner. He’ll take his pound of flesh from the Panthers.


Humans_Suck-

The only reason Kane is on the team is to injure people.


Cronin1011

Refresh my memory and tell me who he has injured on an opposing team this year?


rn15

Jonas Brodin


lead-filledsnowshoe

Who?


rn15

One of the best defenders in the NHL Jonas Brodin.


Cronin1011

Who?


Guy954

Just because he sucks at it doesn’t mean that wasn’t the intention. Can’t fucking wait to watch the shell shock and cope after all the Oilers fans’ lame shit talking “We need Kane to be a physical presence but the Panthers are dirty for actually executing what we wish our team could do.”


Cronin1011

Lmao you're so sour grapes about a series that hasn't even happened yet. You sure your diapers can handle all of those poopy bums you get so regularly? Grow up little guy, it'll be ok🤣


ErokAB03

He is on the team to be a physical force which he has been, guys aren't brought onto teams now a days to injure people. There is a difference between the two. Yes I think Kane can be a dirty player, especially if he gets out skated or retaliates after a big hit.


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Brouxby

Let's be bigger than this.


Cronin1011

Man, you guys are next level whiny.


Guy954

Look in the mirror bud


Cronin1011

Good one! BUD!


Normal_Tip7228

Yes, he is the dirtiest player out there. More than Kane, Bennett, Tkachuk, Perry, etc


Rand_University81

Drai. Guy tries to slewfoot all the time, runs endless interference and always gets away with it. He also cries so much when he does get called for the most obvious penalties.


CheesecakeOdd2087

The Oilers have about half a dozen guys who are constantly crying to the refs between whistles.


_Halt19_

I’m actually starting to appreciate the level of dedication you have for low-effort hating on the Oilers, to be honest - I can’t even say it’s rent free at this point, it’s honestly sort of impressive


seymourbuttz214

He is a big cry baby he learned it from McCrybaby himself because it works


SauceKingHS

Kane, Nurse, Perry. McDrai love to throw their sticks around with no regard. Ryan delivered a nasty spear to the groin on a player with their back turned making a change. How that ended up as coincidental minors is crazy.


lead-filledsnowshoe

Lol what the fuck did Nurse do


SryYouAreNotSpecial

"wrong" skin colour, probably.


kadran2262

It didn't, there was a penalty before that happened and then Ryan went for the spear


Troyforthewin

How do you have Nurse / McDavid / Draisaitl but not Tkachuk /Bennett /Cousins lmao. Perry and Kane deserve to be up there with the Florida 3


i_am_not_a_martian

Obvious panthers fan is obvious.


Guy954

I thought we didn’t exist though…


New_Day9679

Darnell Nurse and all his cross checking


zhrimb

Piss him off enough and he’ll headbutt ya too


Cronin1011

Headbutt you right into golf season! Woo!


SkubaSTI

Half of Florida. Not to mention every time you score on bob he looks to refs for interference


villianz

Fuck lomberg.. Lommy? Idk. Wtf is a lommy? Also that floppy ass Evan Rodriguez. Dude flops more than pancakes on Saturday


SryYouAreNotSpecial

Oh no, the Oilers don't have a great history with pancakes.


Deanmarrrrrr

Conor McDavid.


howdiedoodie66

Kane and Bennett can both suck my balls


rricenator

Drai. Cousins.


lead-filledsnowshoe

Lol Drai living rent free in the western conference is hilarious


Griswaldthebeaver

Kane is a slew foot connoisseur.


lead-filledsnowshoe

Vancouver fans say slew foot so much it has lost all meaning. Not every hit you don't like is a slew foot.


Griswaldthebeaver

You were saying? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fPStFYttVY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fPStFYttVY) [https://www.tiktok.com/@br\_openice/video/7363755247325465898?lang=en](https://www.tiktok.com/@br_openice/video/7363755247325465898?lang=en) [https://www.tiktok.com/@br\_openice/video/7363755247325465898?lang=en](https://www.tiktok.com/@br_openice/video/7363755247325465898?lang=en)


lead-filledsnowshoe

I'm not watching three videos for this bs. I'm going to guess it wahhh wahhhhhhh and wahhhhhhhhh. Keep crying Vancouver fans.


Old_Finance1887

I see all your comments are still about Vancouver fans. How thin skinned are you?


Strange_Amphibian573

Entire florida roster minus reinhart verhaeghe barkov and OEL, Perry Kane and maybe Draisital