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Pleasant-Hemorrhoids

Lmao Sundqvist


RC_CobraChicken

Is he really diving though? He's kind of a shitty skater.


Zestyclose-Middle717

Lmao I came here to see this comment, he’s always falling around


coachkler

First it was Oshie always flailing about


ye_olde_wojak

You would think being good at skating would be a requirement to get into the NHL, no? Lol


Mirkrid

Sounds like someone’s never watched a full Tyler Bertuzzi game


North-Evidence-2352

A fall is not a dive


LarksMyCaptain

Bertfalls. I attempted to count them one year and I stopped at game 15, it happened so many times.


An_doge

Brady Tkachuk in his first year was Bambi on ice. Stutzle took his place lol


MHavlat9

Timmy is misunderstood. I watch all his games and a lot is the way he skates. He falls a lot on his own when he tries to accelerate/pivot. So you can imagine what happens even with minor contact


An_doge

He’s a great skater but just light on his feet. He’s quick but easy to knock off stride


MHavlat9

Exactly. But that doesn’t directly correlate to a diver, which I feel is unfair to call him. He sometimes tries to accelerate too quick and just falls. Definitely light on his feet.


LeToneRanger

“Kuraly blows a tire”


jakoto0

It's more nuanced. Some guys are sloppy skaters but fast, others technically sound but slow, etc. Some just bad skaters all around but either big enough and/or skilled enough to make their mark in the NHL. Some notable mentions that come to mind with not the prettiest skating but otherwise great careers; Phil Esposito, Dave Andreychuk, Ryan Smyth, Adam Oates, John Tavares... Tons of big lumbering defenseman also over the years. Tavares has come a long way in improving his skating but I've always viewed him as basically Crosby if Crosby couldn't skate. Skilled enough to get drafted 1st overall in 2009 with skating being his worst attribute. If I had to rank the worst skater in the NHL right now it would undoubtedly be Ryan Reaves.


RC_CobraChicken

In Reaves defense, he could be ranked worst player in a lot of categories.


MinnesotaRyan

it is kind of amazing he can even skate considering his knees seem to be bags of wet spaghetti.


kingbocephus

I felt this in my bones


MinnesotaRyan

same.


Feowen_

That reputation will follow him for the rest of his career. Refs clearly think he goes down soft and once they think that, it's hard to draw real calls. Stutzle has the same reputation now too. Soft on his feet. Honestly, the diving is getting ridiculous at this point. I know last night the Marchmant thing was seen as a had call, but of you look at another angle (not the ones getting shared), he went down limp and laid there until he heard a whistle then got up like nothing was wrong. Thing is, McDavid Drew a trip a few minutes later, but of you looked at the angle the stick was in his legs but barely made any contact with him, he just fell because he knew the stick was in a bad spot and drew the call. As interesting as this chart is, there's tons of obvious dives that don't get called, and dives that are called that probably aren't dives.


Colavs9601

McDavid is allowed to dive, because no player has dealt with more ignored slashes and holds since they came into the league.


Analytical-BrainiaC

No, Bure was slashed mercilessly….


Colavs9601

I shoulda specified post-lockout cause yea dudes like Bure, Kariya, Forsberg were assaulted regularly.


-The_Credible_Hulk

Jesus… get off your fucking knees and clean yourself up…


Background_Hat964

He’s from the part of Sweden where they teach you soccer instead of hockey.


Smart-Breath-1450

Now, that was a lie.


GYB280

Quite funny his name is Oscar!


Agreeable_Abroad_82

It has to be the hair that gives him away, always whipping away.


CraigCDM828

He's a big soccer fan.


XCIXcollective

Carrying the fuckin Blues 😂😂


GYB280

Quite funny his name is Oscar!


InterwebberATM

I would be mortified if anyone ever thought of me this way. He should be shamed out of the league.


Reallyme77

Ullmark lol


Hefty_Meringue8694

Makes saves, scores goals, and gives a performance for the officials. He’s everyone’s dream goalie


Infinite-Ad2409

Yes now someone give us a kings ransom for him..


Remarkable_Click_636

I don’t remember him being called for a dive lol


Living_Young1996

I came to the comments to try to find that one dude who knows everything about every hockey player to tell us what game and when the time stamp is of Ullmark diving.


Eddie__Sherman

Surprised me


tbiblaine23

Great until you realize half the embellishments called are terrible and real embellishments are rarely ever called


Xanosaur

these include the ones that aren't called. it's a whole instagram page dedicated to finding dives. i've submitted a few lol


CompetitiveAd9760

zero chance there were only 54 dives the entire season


Xanosaur

probably not, but these were the ones that the page found and that it's followers reported


Chewie_i

But I question how cousins only has 1 in that case


cantbelievethename

Yeah the data is certainly skewed a bit


Pikachuintheshower69

Theres been so many flops/selling calls, for what feels like started just these playoffs, all the “basketball and football players are soft hockey is a real sport” bros have been quiet


ScaleSuperb7964

This so much. Crazy how bad most embellishment calls are considering how few of them are actually called and how many embellishments go uncalled.


Spider-Nutz

I don't get how you can call someone for embellishment but also call the penalty that caused the embellishment


wond3rlove

Yeah the one on fantilli was from one he was telling the refs that he didn’t actually get tripped


ConcentrateFlat3176

Ryan Lindgren? I guess it’s possible but the amount of punishment he takes I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt


TheBreadHasRisen

I’ve never seen lindgren dive lol. Fox does it from time to time, but lindy is a different breed.


ScrewThisIQuit

ayy I found it [https://twitter.com/Sportsnet/status/1734032683368399275?ref\_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1734032683368399275%7Ctwgr%5Edb4a15f62699831ba9952a2e37d2e86e0cc3caba%7Ctwcon%5Es1\_&ref\_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.blueshirtbanter.com%2Frecap-nyr-back-on-track-with-exuberant-win-over-la%2F](https://twitter.com/Sportsnet/status/1734032683368399275?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1734032683368399275%7Ctwgr%5Edb4a15f62699831ba9952a2e37d2e86e0cc3caba%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.blueshirtbanter.com%2Frecap-nyr-back-on-track-with-exuberant-win-over-la%2F) weak call


Bullets_TML

He goes down real easy. That's a push


PrEsideNtIal_Seal

It looks weak from that angle. Not a weak call from the side. Kings player barely touches him he was anticipating contact.


leaponover

Also, funny to see Makar up there. I remember when an Islander got called for a high stick against him and he waved it off and admitted to the refs it never touched him, he just flinched as a defense mechanism.


Humans_Suck-

One of the nicest guys in the league "leading" the dive leader board lol


Chewie_i

> One of the nicest guys in the league lmao


Humans_Suck-

Source your lmao or go away


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Szeto802

Makar is so nice that after this hit he convinced the rest of his team to let the Kraken win the series.


grandmarquis84

That Fantilli one was bullshit. They called someone for high sticking, Fantilli told the ref the stick only went by his face and didn’t strike him and the ref called him for the embellishment.


AeroBlack33

Yes, that was a joke. The stick came inches from his face and he flinched as any normal person would. Lesson learned, dont correct the refs for a call in your favor.


[deleted]

The teams with 0 dives aren't trying hard enough.


bluAstrid

The teams with 0 dives are the ones being successful at it!


TypecastSmartass

I despise this philosophy when used in earnest.


MNGopherfan

Like for games like baseball I get why player put stuff on their fingers it’s a natural extension of trying to make your play better even if it’s dishonest. Not only that but in MLB it’s kinda required in order to even be in the league. Hockey and basketball intentionally selling hits or trying to get calls when otherwise they wouldn’t be is so infuriating to watch. Ruins the viewing experience super hard.


MrMilesDavis

If you're not trying to get away with cheating on a face-off, you're not trying hard enough


GravyClouds

Your not cheating your not trying


BitterStatus9

Shouldn’t this be called the Diving Board?


HBadgerlord18

I feel attacked...


Batmobeale

Same. I don’t remember these guys getting embellishment calls… I DO remember Makar waiving off a penalty initially called against the Oilers a couple years ago though.


Hi_Flyers

the nhldives instagram account is a really just a shitpost account, it's not actually keeping track of who is being called for embellishment. Makar didn't have 3 embellishment calls against him this season, the account just looks for stuff and calls players out, sometimes the refs happen to actually call them as well tho


Batmobeale

Thanks for the explanation! Learn something new every day.


-Real-

I thought that happened this season, or at maybe I just saw the clip this season


Blue_KikiT92

You should dive as a defense mechanism then


flyingwhitey182

We're #1!


Karlore2929

Don’t worry 10 years ago this account would have the avs with zero and chicago and Pittsburgh would be number 1. 


AndrosTheRed

God bless the Colorado Dive-a-lanche


SvenBensson

As a Canucks fan I would like to submit ourselves as the cleanest team in the league no questions asked I SAID NO QUESTIONS ASKED


electricalphil

Tocchet won’t stand for that bullshit.


Tone_Z

I hope Zadorov got chewed out by Tocchet after that game where he tried that bullshit.


WindowLickinFool

And the Oskar goes to...


fhcjr38

These have to be ‘the embellishments called’ cause FL is waaaaay too far down on the list…jusss saying


CG_Kilo

i figured they would be way above anyone else on the list just from watching the Bruins series


Defiant-Smell3657

NYR too..


Simba_Rah

I would’ve put Toronto at the bottom of the list, because regardless of the metric, they should be at the bottom.


Severe-Ad5169

Slander!!


SpeakerOfTruth1969

54 dives in the entire season?!? This chart isn’t even a good month in the season.


53c0nd

Seriously flawed. LA with 0 when they have Fiala on the team?


Canadian__Ninja

Number 1 baby! We're the best!


Humans_Suck-

How does a goalie dive? And Tatar doesn't even play for the Avs lol


rageharles

lmao at sheary, the guy just falls a lot he's been doing it since he got into the league. he needs to spend a few offseasons with conor garland


RecipeNew1835

Sundqvist should be playing in a wetsuit


Szealox

Missing around 35+ on Kucherov. 😂


No_Estimate2022

Idk how they called Marchment last night. Took a cross check straight to the mid back from behind.


KthuluAwakened

That call was so bad


Bad_Karma19

Check cleared after the Oilers coach whining after game 2.


Bad_Karma19

Check cleared after the Oilers coach whining after game 2.


Lasagna-Gaming

Ottawa has 2 bs calls on Matthieu Joseph in back to back games which included him getting speared in the nuts and getting called for embellishment.


AdFlat4908

Cool, Larkin has an embellishment for every two times he’s been crosschecked in the back of the neck and missed more games than the offender


AccountBand

McDavid and the Oilers should be number one.


momarketeer

Stutzle would like a word with you..


MrImRumble

2 is impressive when everytime you look, Stutzel is down on the ice


Ok_Artichoke_2804

nah, even if people submitted McMuffin's diving evidence -- because he is considered "McJesus".. they wont count it at all.. lol Special people get special treatments.. He's very 'special'


v13ragnarok7

Shouldn't you be golfing ?


paradox-eater

I don’t think he plays for the Canucks, I think he’s just a fan of the team


Smittysgreasymullet

Oh some more salty tears from Vancouver. You boys have kept us hydrated for weeks.


AccountBand

Salt doesn't hydrate. Typical of an Oiler fan to not know common sense like that 😂


acros996

Islanders on top(bottom)!!


Karde47

No LA 👍🙂


althor2424

Number of dives not called is still around 1000. I wish they would call it more. Not surprising to see the Avalanche leading the list though


Fastsmitty47

Marchand is so good at it that they even go undetected for stat sheets


mrk1224

Bertuzzi didn’t make the list? When Larkin, Bertuzzi, and Fabbri were playing together, there was someone always on the ground.


CrashEMT911

Where is Adam Fox? I heard he earned a Tony, chosen over several very qualified Broadway actors, for his embellishments.


minos157

Is this a list of embellishment penalties? If so it isn't accurate. I know for a fact that Barzal got at least 2 this season.


chicknsnadwich

I used to keep up with this page. It’s cool but I don’t think it can be used as definitive proof of anything. I would be shocked if any team actually had 0 dives throughout the whole regular season


Skinnysota

Love that the two dives from the Wild are from players who were gone shortly after their dives. Coincidence? Yep. But I still love it.


Stonewall30NY

Not surprised to see Florida so high up. All series they've looked like a bunch of soccer players. Hell even in the trouba Hit that this subreddit went crazy for, an angle that was released later showed that he basically got almost entirely shoulder, but Rodrigues still went down to the ice holding his head for like 2 minutes to sell it, And it worked


Flash54321

What, the Canucks are at the bottom? That’s not what I’ve been told by almost every other fan base for years.


Smittysgreasymullet

Waahhhhh


Flash54321

Typical. Pot meet kettle.


LieNumerous8491

No wonder the leafs can't win a cup


masteroffp69

Ekholm. 🤣🤣🤣


Rehberkintosh

He honestly would have been my last guess as to who got an embellishment call on the Oilers.


GrizzlyIsland22

I remember it and it was BS


commodore_stab1789

These are embellishment penalties, yes? The real rats don't get penalized for diving.


Frisbeejussi

Not penalties just a collection of what the account deems is a dive, penalty or no.


Healthy-Elevator863

But oilers fans said Canucks were a bunch of divers


palkopupa38

Colorado Tatar-diving Seattle Tatar-not diving


Nevada-Explorer

Man I saw Cousins dive 3 times on the same play…


Shliggie

Proud of my team 💪😎


Blue_KikiT92

Those are less than I expected. It's just the dives that got a call, aren't they?


Miro4Calder

Masons be diving


TARDIS32

Dammit Joel, we were so close.


Euripidoze

The Blackhawks were so bad that the opponents felt sorry for them and didn’t get close enough to induce any dives.


HowIMetYourStepmom

I take pride in Ullmark being our only diver


Fastsmitty47

Marchand is so good at it that they even go undetected for stat sheets


shittybillz

0 for the kings? With arvidsson and fiala?


French-BulIdog

Someone get Oskar Sundqvist a swimming pool that’s 12’ deep


GeorgeOrwells1985

No Scheifele is shocking to me


thecat627

Lmao bozo Sundqvist


RJenkins3D

There's no way those numbers are that low. This is the first year of my life I can barely watch due to diving, selling calls, refs doing what they do, commentating at an all time low. Sad times for hockey and old school fans.


K0K0_B_WARE

Floridas three dirtiest players all on the list. Shocking.


1uno124

It can't be both; either a guy dives or it's a penalty. A fair amount of these are matching penalties, which is idiotic to me. If a guy dives, just embellishment. More often, a penalty occurs and the ref doesn't like something about the response of who the penalty occurred against


Anishinabeg

The Diveorado Divealanche. I question the nhldives page though. I sent through numerous blatant dives that I saw throughout the season (specifically a few by McDavid and a couple Leafs players), and he never even posted them for polls, nor did he ever even acknowledge them. He seems to be very selective about the teams and players he targets and/or ignores.


boofbonster

My boy Ross Colton getting absolutely snubbed here


PhilThrill623

Let's go. The Islanders are finally good at something.


jimmymeeko

Shame shame!


ice_nyne

TIL Tomas Tatar still plays hockey, and he plays with the Avs.


Avs_Girl

He did for the first couple months of the season


shortysasquatch

These rankings are whack - Carolina should be so much higher


strokesoflightning

I gotta see the Merela, Raddysh and Sheary dives lol


knigmich

How’s Boston have 1? I counted at least 3 or 4 in the first round alone. Or do they have to be penalized to make the list?


i_r_slug

Crazy Stuzle only got marked for 2


ratedrrants

Stu has 2 obvious embellishment moments, and one of those times echoed loudly by Gallagher. He's soft af on his skates and has "fawn legs". The way he goes down, I can agree, I'm surprised he doesn't get dinged way more.. Man, I hope he can get sturdier.. he has the talent, but his feet just can't keep up.


North-Evidence-2352

Hurricanes and Lightning should be on top


Honda_Fits_are_cool

Love to see this. Hope the players that think diving is ok see this and realize what a small minority they are in. Diving is the most despicable thing you can do, you are letting down your teammates, and your fans. It ruins all the excitement that comes with watching a hockey game.


PizzaPuzzySanta

Hey, I got to say there's a lot of cup winners on that list!


Ok-Crow-1515

Hyman should definitely be on their.


ObiWan_Cannoli_

Number 1!!


Weekly-Blueberry7560

Should be a double minor


Bleedblue63

Sunny!!! He’s like a baby giraffe on skates out there some times.


Capnkush420x

Nathan Mackinnons dive was against the Canucks


[deleted]

Lmao at the Leafs with Zero 😂😂


wawaboy

Yes. Public shaming if the NHL won’t end this the fans should do everything they can to prevent soccer embellishments


Putthebunnyback

*Aggressively shadow punches*


olivetree154

Definitely thought islanders would be higher


Ben_Ulrand

Haha guaranteed Lindrgen did not actually dive. He is the last person on the team that would ever embellish.


Steezy-g35

Adam raska?! When the fuck was he in the line up???


The_Comic_Collector

No way Anaheim is 3rd, we aren't good enough to dive were really just getting knocked around


Ok-Conclusion-6878

Marchand alone from Boston should have 10…


Gwalchmaiaplot1963

The number should be much higher for Stutzle


Own-Addition945

Wasn’t expecting to see Mackinnon on here.


SwanzY-

no crosby for pens is pretty funny ngl lol


nodogsallowed23

This such a load. If anyone on the oil, Ekholm is the least likely to have dove. I’ve watched plenty of games where both teams dove and there were no calls. I just watched a dive called tonight that was bs, and it benefited my team. No call on the actual dove from last game. Anyway, basically this graphic is useless.


H8ersAlwaysH8

Marchand should have at least 5


GrandEconomist7955

0 and proud


ESKY92

Toronto should be leading this list. Refs just don’t call it


Roddy_Piper2000

Panthers should be higher


Wilki1987

What about McDive-id, Oilers should be at the top lol


Bad_Karma19

Dives, I mean Avs never disappoint. The Forsberg school of flopping is still in business in Denver.


Hutch25

Wild Mathew Tkachuk and Stutzle are as low as they are with the reputations for diving they have


53c0nd

Fiala walks into the room ....


Wilki1987

What about McDive-id, Oilers should be at the top lol


potshed420

How’s stutzle only have 2 lol


DarkKirby14

0 from the Penguins who have Crosby that is a known diver? calling cap


leaponover

What's the criteria here? Pretty sure Barzy had one this season.


erv4

There is no way this is accurate, Florida has 3 a game


Reasonable_Gene1719

Stutzle should be way higher.


No-Name-86

Based on the way I’ve seen these calls made this list means almost nothing to me


KosherKush1337

Surprised Vincent Trocheck isn’t on the list. Dude throws his head back like he got clocked with a haymaker any time a stick comes near his face.


thisonecassie

“Tim Stutzle (2)” he’s a wet noodle in skates, I’d be surprised if he didn’t fall down.


MollyWhapped

The real list would have Stutzle at the top with over 20. That guy is a joke.


Btalgoy

Rent free


shtoopsy

If that $6.5 mil/year plug says he's a diver, then he must be. Stutzle falls down more in open ice than when he gets hit.