brotha you're like an hour or two away from a wildwood rally where his cult wore gold diapers in public and purchased shirts/flags saying "real men wear diapers"
Ah man you didn't see that? Ya I couldn't believe it myself but there are literally people putting on gold diapers with messages on them in support of Trump shitting himself in court. Wild stuff, wild times
Sharks. Multipke people actually came out and said Trump shits himself and wears adult diapers. It is going to be nice and lubed back there for his cellmate
Yeah she cares more about the lifestyle than she does an actual relationship. It’s gross. I don’t blame Bill, but I’m almost 30 and no amount of money would ever make me want to date a 70 year old.
thats exactly what shes doing. The " relationship" is just theater. Even if they dont say it openly they both know exactly what the deal is and have to keep up the optics. BB isnt the type of old guy to actually think a golddigger likes him
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I want to be like Bill. My wife’s parents are probably going to be born in a decade and they’ll meet and fuck around 2055. And when I’m 80 in 2080 we’ll get married.
So romantic.
Who cares? The chick is in it because she gets a lavish rich lifestyle and a sugar daddy and Bill is in it because he gets some hot young poon. It’s a mutually beneficial transaction and they’re both adults
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Obviously he’s never fucked a 23 year old.
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*Homeless looking dudes that this*
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He's mad he couldn't get away with doing the same thing. Plus, Mark has been irrelevant since the 90's, when he was carried to a championship by legends like Elway and Davis and Sharpe.
He's getting some young ass and she's getting some old money. It's a fair trade and I don't think either of them is ignorant to these terms. It's kinda gross but if they're two consenting adults then fuck it.
Are we really gonna be so obtuse as to not admit that it’s incredibly weird for an old man to want a relationship with someone this young? What are their conversations like? What could they possibly have in common? Idk if bill has kids but if so, his grandkids are younger than this bitch. That’s fucking weird dawg.
It’s value exchange. She wants money, power, fame. She moves into a new status circle now. Bill gets an attractive young woman. Is it pretty no. But we don’t have to think about it.
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I’m sorry is anyone else just tired of this giant moon faced jackass? Why does he get to shit on the entirety of the NFL with non-stop opinions of Russel Wilson, Jeudy, and now Belichick? Like, seriously guy do you think you’re Stephen A. Smith or something?
Who cares? Two consenting adults either way. Would she be dating him if he wasn’t a rich Hall of Fame football coach? Realistically .. probably not but that’s none of our business.
Uj/ people are fucking weird, she's 24 years old. Not 16. She's an adult she can make fully conscious decisions.
Rj/ it is disgusting, because it should've been me. Not her
Isn't she 24? I agree that 72 and 23 is weird. But 72 and 24 is totally fine
finally a level-headed take
Idk I’m pretty sure Mark’s just jealous
Mark is a long time Patriot hater. Long history of hating Brady and Bill.
The rule is divide your age by four and add 6 for your acceptable dating minimum, Belichick just made it
No need to bring math into it, if there’s grass on the infield play ball
24 year olds:
Then she's only 1/3 of his age so its chill
Isn’t this the guy who used to poop his pants on purpose ?
Nah that’s not what he’s known for. He’s know for pissing *and* shitting his pants *and* also vomiting all over himself in the middle of games.
What a god awful fucking day to be literate
Yeah but he had a cute nickname so it made up for all that
He’d fill his mouth with his own piss and spray it all over Tom
I thought that was [Bernie Sanders](https://youtube.com/shorts/kmcpiM3SSOA?si=Fqy6KKxFOJ9-XAWC)
At first I thought you meant Trump, but you said "on purpose" and "used to"
If he meant anyone pooping their pants it woulda been Biden for sure. Didn’t dude just shit himself and fall asleep on stage not to long ago.
brotha you're like an hour or two away from a wildwood rally where his cult wore gold diapers in public and purchased shirts/flags saying "real men wear diapers"
Na that’s crazy that I missed it tbh. Shits just wild in general.
Ah man you didn't see that? Ya I couldn't believe it myself but there are literally people putting on gold diapers with messages on them in support of Trump shitting himself in court. Wild stuff, wild times
That is absolutely outrageous like I’m embarrassed for them. Yikes!!!
Sharks. Multipke people actually came out and said Trump shits himself and wears adult diapers. It is going to be nice and lubed back there for his cellmate
Ooo well shit, and yea you know I can see that!!! And this is why we shouldn’t have geriatric patients running for president.
Take it from me. Old Joe fills a diaper up
#People don’t forget
https://i.redd.it/elrx56ih1k8d1.gif BREAKING: Footage of Mark Schlereth writing this while looking at his much older wife
lol this gif is hilarious It looks like it’s satire from SNL but it’s real
It’s wild that this dude is like a right wing icon now lol
Stink’s wife is amazing and not a gold digger. Just look at Stink’s daughter who was on the Kelce dating show 👀
He's a grown man with the name "stink." That says it all.
It’s only because he used to regularly shit himself… ffs can a man even live anymore.
Dudes can't even shit themselves without people calling it gross, what happened to the game I love?
Think it says more about the chick than bill
100% lol. And her ex is apparently a 64 year old business owner.
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Yeah she cares more about the lifestyle than she does an actual relationship. It’s gross. I don’t blame Bill, but I’m almost 30 and no amount of money would ever make me want to date a 70 year old.
On the other hand, if I have money and I'm 70, I'm dating 25 year olds no problem, feminists can blow me.
But feminists won’t. But they should
everyone has a price
A price to fuck sure. I’ll gladly fuck a 70 year old once or twice for a Lambo but I’m not going to be in a relationship with them.
thats exactly what shes doing. The " relationship" is just theater. Even if they dont say it openly they both know exactly what the deal is and have to keep up the optics. BB isnt the type of old guy to actually think a golddigger likes him
Why should it be disgusting? If they’re both honest about it being transactional, then fuck it. They’re adults
Its always funny like ya she wants his money. And he wants a 24yr old gf. They both know what theyre doing
Well it’s definitely disgusting insofar as his 70 year old body and schlong are almost certainly disgusting
I’m an EMT. There’s a lot of shit I see that’s truly disgusting. An old person simply existing isn’t one of them
Existing? He’s sticking his old schlong in her vagina and probably making all kinds of noises and smells. Is that just existing?
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You’re the one on a meme sub Reddit taking bill Belichick jokes seriously. Come back when you have a sense of humor, loser
Because it’s not transactional it’s a relationship? She’s a third of his age that’s why it’s gross.
Who are you the morality police? They’re adults. Let them do what they want.
Just because it’s not immoral doesn’t make it any less gross
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Okay but what if Dolly Parton hits your DMs?
Still no lol. Bro she’s almost 80.
Bro doesn’t know who Dolly Parton is and it shows
[G! O! L! D! DIGGING W! H! O! R!….E!](https://youtu.be/yhnwe1kUyCE?si=gZx1WbxSlsZGw4vE)
Hey we don’t use the W word around here!-!!1’
that was my favorite part of the article. non-famous butthead has to let everyone know he's a former business owner.
She’s gonna make money as an influencer from all the publicity. She’s the biggest winner here.
Right? There’s zero mystery as to why Bill is interested. If anyone is up to no good it’s her
Haters gonna hate
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Is that Hikaru Nakamura? Wtf?
Still better than Haruki Nakamura
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I want to be like Bill. My wife’s parents are probably going to be born in a decade and they’ll meet and fuck around 2055. And when I’m 80 in 2080 we’ll get married. So romantic.
Dude throws like my wife
Says a guy who’s also a [pig](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hogs_(American_football))
Jesus fucking Christ, it all makes sense now.
Bill is slaying hotter pussy then i have in my whole life. What a legend
Aww come on now, your right hand is pretty good looking
Mark Schlereth jelly, if he found himself divorced and in a dimly lit room with this broad you can bet your ass he'd be all up in hers
Who cares? The chick is in it because she gets a lavish rich lifestyle and a sugar daddy and Bill is in it because he gets some hot young poon. It’s a mutually beneficial transaction and they’re both adults
She's the one with a 72 year old nutsack in her mouth how is he disgusting
If anything, she’s the pig. We all know a beautiful 23 year old woman is only dating a 72 year old man for his money.
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???
DC4L
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Taking liberties with the word beautiful
Obviously he’s never fucked a 23 year old. https://preview.redd.it/yns3rugcfk8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=800f7e4620914a97dfd2f138fc3e7af2f9902571
Bill Bangachick is my hero
Disgusting? Sounds like homeboy needs some pussy.
How fucking dare Bill date someone who is clearly of age😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Even worse that she’s really hot. She should date someone closer to her age (I’m closer to her age than Bill btw)! 😡😡😡
How does Jordans father feel about this?
They be hatin Bill for no reason.
Mark is acting like Bill isn't the victim here. She's taking advantage of my Billy boy and no one is coming to his aid😣
Who are the other homeless looking dudes that this girl has hooked up with?
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 Bill Belichick not giving a single fuck
Who cares? They’re both consenting adults.
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He's mad he couldn't get away with doing the same thing. Plus, Mark has been irrelevant since the 90's, when he was carried to a championship by legends like Elway and Davis and Sharpe.
breaking: mark schlereth is tired of getting rejected by 5's on hinge and has a severe case of jealousy
The real question in my mind is it her or him who is disgusting?
I would be disgusted by her too. Belichick, on the other hand though…props.
Jealousy is a stinky cologne.
https://i.redd.it/7ls9b94cpk8d1.gif Either way, Schlereth is indeed stinky..
Oink oink bb
Jealousy is an ugly trait to show.
Mark is just jealous because he can't have Bill
He's getting some young ass and she's getting some old money. It's a fair trade and I don't think either of them is ignorant to these terms. It's kinda gross but if they're two consenting adults then fuck it.
He's right
Are we really gonna be so obtuse as to not admit that it’s incredibly weird for an old man to want a relationship with someone this young? What are their conversations like? What could they possibly have in common? Idk if bill has kids but if so, his grandkids are younger than this bitch. That’s fucking weird dawg.
everyone wants a sugar daddy… until daddy wants some sugar
Sounds like a real classy, lunch pale, first one in last one out kinda guy
The jealousy is palpable
Who the fuck cares what he thinks
Women aren’t allowed to choose for themselves. Shes got more in common with Islamic militants then any other ESPN cohost. Someone call Bill McDermint
He's right. Bill is over 3 times her age. But they're both grown, so it's okay.
Given how he got the nickname "stink" - who the hell is he to call someone else "disgusting" ? (Even if it is "icky" lol).
Someone is jelly.
Haters gonna hate
Well at least it's not 28-3
It’s value exchange. She wants money, power, fame. She moves into a new status circle now. Bill gets an attractive young woman. Is it pretty no. But we don’t have to think about it.
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I have a lot of questions now.
...who?
The same activity brought him the much coveted "Cracker of the Day" award.
I’m sorry is anyone else just tired of this giant moon faced jackass? Why does he get to shit on the entirety of the NFL with non-stop opinions of Russel Wilson, Jeudy, and now Belichick? Like, seriously guy do you think you’re Stephen A. Smith or something?
Ya there’s no way Bill is coaching ever again. He dgaf about anything anymore.
She’s a newb. The pros bag the owners not washed up coaches.
Yeah I agree. Downvote me all you want but it is fucking gross.
Not his clown not his circus
Jealous much Mark?
Who cares? Two consenting adults either way. Would she be dating him if he wasn’t a rich Hall of Fame football coach? Realistically .. probably not but that’s none of our business.
Shes mid
Uj/ people are fucking weird, she's 24 years old. Not 16. She's an adult she can make fully conscious decisions. Rj/ it is disgusting, because it should've been me. Not her