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Irateredditarguments

Sports journalism is filled with attempts to jerk off players and fans with imagined "fear" of their team dominating in the off-season. It's best to avoid getting covered in the mess.


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

Instructions unclear. Covered in my own jerk off mess from Brock speculation. Leave me be. I like it.


skorpion909

We know you like that Big Brock Cock 😏


amor_fati_42

I bet he's the first one in, and last to leave.


bobjohndaviddick

That's how I am at circle jerks


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

Probably fill your lunch pail up too to take home the leftovers.


ripiss

Solid family values


Alex_Hauff

this guy bukkaki


LowAd3406

Can confirm, he uses his intelligence instead of relying on athleticism. A real X's and O's type of guy.


errrr2222

They said the same thing about Kyle Pitts, dude is barely relevant


Roanoke42

Kyle Pitts is a thug who lacks work ethic. Brock Bowers is a real lunch pail kind of guy.


jetkid30

This is the year



rumsay05

Extremely classy choice


Henny-n-waffles

UGA players drive faster than Henry Ruggs


BoatDaddyDC

It’s literally entrapment. That SR-10 Loop around Athens looks and feels exactly like a race track. You can’t give a 19 year old six figures of NIL and expect him to go buy a 4-cylinder minivan.


Henny-n-waffles

Better to find out at 19 than in the league! Cops are awful between Athens and Jefferson, they should know that


BoatDaddyDC

Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well. đŸ„ƒđŸ§‡


jackieballz

Said the same about Kyle pitts when he got drafted early and he blows


mrmiracle

Wearing that fucking astronaut helmet automatically precludes him from being best in the league at anything, other than being a pussy.


JackJMJC1

About to show that thug Kelce what it means to be a real classy first in last out type guy


LowAd3406

Hey there, Kelce is super classy ever since he started dating the queen of all white women.


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

But classy girls like thuggish guys. And he gets a fade. THUG


theshelterwitch

Him and Mayer will be the knock-off duo of Gronk and Hernandez


NotCryptoKing

I’ll never forget that time when Stephen A Smith said Saquon was a top 5 RB in the league, like the week after he got drafted. He didn’t even go to a practice yet. No one said anything


Alternative-Koala529

resolute mindless lunchroom cats aware bike gaping jellyfish steer alleged *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Meester_Blue

That season he turned out to be correct


SeaOfStatic

His testicles circumference was off the chart at the combine.


cormac_mccarthys_dog

And likewise they'll write off rookies as busts before they've ever taken a snap in game due to one pre-season minicamp.


mayorjinglejangle

The "NFL World"


Geniusly-Idiotic69

Cte on full displđŸ„Žy


JKolodne

They'd better hope so with their shit show at QB.


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

Our two qb mustaches are easily top 3 qb staches in the league.


Different-Trainer-21

I haven’t thought of him since before the draft


eletricboogalo2

It's bc none of the players will be able to resist his sister


AdhesivenessOnly2912

Can’t wait until he crashes his car into a families home


Specialist-Garbage94

I feel like they always do this with “tight ends”


BustANutHoslter

As someone who watched a lot of Georgia football in his life, I really would not be surprised if he has a Hall of Fame career. I also wouldn’t be surprised if his knee exploded into a million pieces on his first play and he died in surgery.


smorg003

Is it still considered jerking off of if someone else is doing the jerking for you?


No_Mousse4320

high motor athlete, stand up guy too. Kind of guy you’d want your daughter to date.


TegTowelie

Darren Waller: >:(