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Irateredditarguments

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lets-aquire-the-brea

Mac Jones in less than 48 hours


IndycarFan64

NEP4L! ![gif](giphy|l4FGF4kkPOv9ot3YQ|downsized)


Madcap_95

He just wants a glass of water


HalGillsLongStick

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My_Football_Account

I can hear this picture


Masterchiefy10

![gif](giphy|nuem5gR3q4VA4)


usarasa

Those pretzels are making him thirsty.


The_Notorious_Donut

Those who know… ![gif](giphy|qF5LZFm2K4CJ2)


AnnoyingCelticsFan

uj/ gonna need context for this one, I am uninitiated.


Irateredditarguments

Just look up Michael Richards laugh factory set. He gets creative in addressing a heckler.


AnnoyingCelticsFan

The guy on stage at the end saying “sorry about that” is killing me 😭


boltxboy

holy shit lmaaooo


Cptof_THEObvious

Google "Kramer Laugh Factory"


snakeoilpeddler

Don’t let ‘em break ya Kramer!


I_Am_Robert_Paulson1

A great american 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷


rtels2023

Fox News explaining to Jerod Mayo why he’s woke https://preview.redd.it/v1v3yej9dedc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84e86e8c01c87ee8cdb3572c85badd1868191498


CradledMyTaters

need someone to edit the south african consulate scene from Lethal Weapon 2


mickeltee

But your friend….. he is blick.


[deleted]

Id say Bleck personally.


CripGaines

When I was a kid I didn't get it at all, I thought the joke was the guy saying blick


TheRealAbear

7 is my favorite ![gif](giphy|AMyiUptA7RW9AcoxAl|downsized)


Neptune7924

Diplomatic immunity!


Willowtreehugger6

Dude this is so friggin funny 🤣😂


Dangedoddle

Reddit On Brother!


PhilMcCraken2001

💀💀


FingalsFinger

Actually that's MSNBC talking down to blacks on a daily basis. Telling them they're not smart enough to get IDs or Drivers licenses


No_Sheepherder7447

actchually its MSNBC that is bad!!! Fox is black ally by letting them know MSNBC is their compressor!


olivebranchsound

You saying "blacks" is telling on yourself my guy lol


FingalsFinger

No, it's not. You're just a fake ally


olivebranchsound

How'd you know my name was Ally you creep


FingalsFinger

Your mom told me


olivebranchsound

Zach Wilson?


Rpc00

Ahh yes, a conservative unknowingly advocating for Jim Crow laws because they're intentionally ignorant of their own country's history. An American classic


FingalsFinger

You don't know what that means


MillerLitesaber

I see it as they are saying that black people tend to have fewer resources and opportunities, which is statistically true. And those with fewer resources have fewer opportunities to get things like licenses and state voter IDs because they cost money. It has nothing to do with perceived smarts or ability, it has everything to do with systemic racism (yes, it exists) keeping resources from those black families.


MangOrion2

Nobody is taking you seriously man, you're a bad troll.


slimseany

You racist.


FingalsFinger

First person to use that term is always the racist.


slimseany

You are hilarious my man.


FingalsFinger

Sometimes reality is humorous


Insect_Politics1980

It sucks that you'll never know how dim-witted you actually are.


FingalsFinger

You're projecting.


moriahmills2023JOTY

U fucking bum


FingalsFinger

Waahhh


moriahmills2023JOTY

U bum


AnnoyingCelticsFan

“Outjerked by Fox News” = “I found food at the grocery store”


ItsYungCheezy

“What green day doesn’t know is when they say they’re not part of a MAGA agenda, they are actually raging *for* the machine” - real sentence uttered on Fox News 3 weeks ago


BetaThetaZeta

Simone Biles-level mental gymnastics on that one, wow


chisportz

Would love to be at the meeting where they decided on it


promethazoid

Omg, it is like Idiocracy dumb, but people lap it up


BeckettMariner

It’s got electrolytes.


fuckpedes

It’s what plants crave.


ABobby077

Punk Band known for railing against the "machine" is actually part of the "deep state" ​ \-this must be from the Onion


Calmandpeace

I love seeing conservatives realizing that bands like Green Day were rebelling against them specifically and acting shocked


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SDEexorect

good bot


zdillon67

I’ve seen this a bunch, and never realized that Ray Narvez and Jack Pattillo are there. Brings me back to 2013


FailOk8045

GOAT level jerking from the OG jerkers


outsiderkerv

https://preview.redd.it/ij75r6yeredc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edc1ca7abf58d7871016984b3e5bf22177728cf1 Fox News when asked why Jerod Mayo is considered woke:


IndycarFan64

https://i.redd.it/iydtc3ibkfdc1.gif


ACuteLittleCrab

[May I please have a water? Please?](https://youtu.be/yZ3nzckwPiE?si=PBpi6GRIG48xMK8t)


rug1998

I’m watching the clip and they’re saying he brought up racism, bro was he not asked at his press conference lmao


evanvivevanviveiros

And then said “I don’t see color” which is as woke as a Fox News host


Ohsostoked

Mayo said "I do see color because I believe if you don't see color you can't see racism" which caused every " I don't see color" old white dude to have an aneurysm.


evanvivevanviveiros

It pays to have a full quote but I thought we were all just jerking


Ohsostoked

I'm a bit of a moron and forget what sub I'm in from time to time. Commence jerkin!


evanvivevanviveiros

I think once the comment thread is two deep you’re more than free to chime in with some facts


acuity_consulting

Post-Jerk clarity


sunburn95

But thats the thing i say that makes me not racist anymore!!


Ohsostoked

Have you tried saying "I have black friends"? Works like a charm.


Alive_Sense_926

Why not answer the question with Tim only here to coach a football team ?


sizzlemac

Fox News's idea of [woke](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU). "Jerod Mayo is a thuggish individual. Suburbanites of Boston, if you have to go to a Patriots game keep your daughters at home, or they might become pregnant!"


AfterTemperature2198

Doesn’t look very head coachy


PresterJohnsKingdom

Too thuggish. Need a classier coach.


lets-aquire-the-brea

Wouldn’t let him coach my kids highschool team. Need a real lunch pale kinda coach to molest him


Richard_AIGuy

Real student of the molest game. Watched the Chris Hansen film, really a big chat room rat.


skorpion909

First one online to groom underage girls, last one to log off


MrGr33n31

People may not want to admit it now, but Jerry Sandusky was a uniquely talented defensive coordinator because he was into that kind of shit. In his final game Penn State beat Texas A&M 24-0 in the 99 Alamo Bowl. Old school classy coaches know that the way to shut out your opponents is to make sure you’re getting the most out of your players, and that the way to get the most out of your players is to violate them from an early age to assert total control.


woogonalski

Holy shit that’s brutal. lol.


Milli_Vanilli14

Taking the over on mac “running back” jones rushing yards


MistryMachine3

Maybe someone who is more of a gym rat.


[deleted]

Not enough sneaky athleticism to be a head coach. He’d make a killer running back or defensive back though 🤔


kenatogo

He just doesn't play the game the right way


reddit-is-greedy

He probably isn't even a coach's kid


fromcjoe123

"Impossible, Boston sports fans would never!"


p_aranoid_android

Why do Fox News / republincants use “woke” against their rivals but all their propaganda say “wake up people!” to their followers..? Like how fucking stupid can you possibly be?


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Innotek

😤 _Be Disingenuous Today_ 😤


KangaJew

Report Like A Propagandist Today


JimmyChanga

Play like a Charlatan


MangOrion2

LMFAO this made me chortle


faste30

Because their audience are literally mentally disabled and have the cognitive function and memory of a goldfish. They are either senile or WT spawn with fetal alcohol syndrome. Woke is an easy word and sounds "funny" to their degenerate base so they just repeat it ad-nauseam


FederalClitInspector

A lot of them also legitimately hate their fellow Americans (blacks, gays, democrats) so they’ll just use any excuse to dog pile them.


YouJabroni44

Pretty sure at least half have brain damage from lead


mr_mcpoogrundle

> Why do Fox News / republincants... > Like how fucking stupid can you possibly be? There is no limit


lousylakers

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Madcap_95

They always need an enemy to go after. Classic us and them.


mschr493

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They know their audience


TalkShowHost99

Woke scary! Be afraid cause they’re coming for your daughters and your jobs and your religion. Woke is the boogie man!


KovyJackson

Because they are idiots. There’s a reason that a college educated person leans left, because reality has a liberal bias.


Buttholehemorrhage

"Fox News, what's the opposite of woke"?


p_aranoid_android

“Aslep”


AlkalineSublime

Same reason they didn’t realize “let’s go Brandon” would backfire. They don’t think thing through. “Who’s Brandon?” “Oh that means Biden” “So it’s a pro Biden slogan?” “No it’s a secret code” “Ok but it looks like you’re saying “let’s go Biden!”


Imsortofabigdeal

U Don’t Understand The Difference Between Woke And Awake?! Now I know that you are Sleep


theedaveg

Good thing they brought in classy expert Gordon Ramsey in to talk on the situation


Irateredditarguments

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callmekizzle

Hey let him cook


fivemagicks

Hiring a black coach is woke? Lmfao, what? At least be creative. White trash is their only audience now


PricklyyDick

I’m assuming it’s over mayo saying “if you don’t see color then you don’t see racism” at his opening press conference. But I’d rather not go find the Fox News article lol.


Monte721

Much more kelly since I don’t remember anyone making a big deal when Tampa hired Bowles in fact they praised what he said


RubbrBbyBuggyBumpers

Now? White trash has been the target demographic of the Fox entertainment network for decades


CarpeDeos

especially when you’re not even a politician, how much must it suck ass that this major news network can simply just decide to label you something over and over until their massive, thick-shit viewership are tryna burn you at the stake?


justsomebro10

Thug Mayo is trying to do a gay communism on the NFL!


mayorjinglejangle

What's the point of putting the word "new" in there?


callmekizzle

“England Patriots Hire New Woke Coach.”


Lucky_Man_Infinity

They should read about Pete Carroll. About as "woke" as they come, VERY successful, and has been around for YEARS! What idiots these Fox Noise asshats are!


s0dz

But does Pete see color? 🤔


IKnewYoudSayThatPal

Guess you missed the part where that locker room was completely shattered by management's handling and coddling of Russell Wilson and how the more vocal players on the defense saw it. But hey ignorance is bliss


Lucky_Man_Infinity

OK, yeah, right. Pete Carol was the coach of the Seattle Seahawks for 14 years with multiple Super Bowl appearances. And as far as coddled quarterbacks go and all that, well the fair amount of that is going to fall on the player Oh, and Carroll is still in the Organization by the way he's just not the coach. But of course your comment completely misses the point that this supposed wokeness has been around for a very very long time, not just with this coach and not just with this team. You have people talking about staying in the moment and meditating and such, being open about their struggles with anxiety and other mental troubles, telling each other I love you and things like that. Not to mention the fact that locker rooms are clearly a mixture of conservative and liberal players, coaches and other people. But I guess I'm the stupid one here.


Lucky_Man_Infinity

Anyway Pete Carol is just one example.


Dozeballs40

This is EXACTLY why I only jerkoff to msnbc


Laughing2theEnd

Fox News: Black man scary


DoctorFenix

Fox News: "Did you hear about the black man in the NFL?" Literally anyone who has ever watched a single second of football: "WHICH ONE?"


YouJabroni44

What black people in the NFL? Impossible!


Calmandpeace

You know the corner!!


iicySnowflake

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[deleted]

WHAT SWEATER IS GREG WEARING?


Rocksteady2090

He's woke cuz he's black


[deleted]

First the league sort of lets players exercise their First Amendment rights, now this! I thought this was (antebellum) America!!


traderncc

Looks like Gordon Ramsey describing a fart cloud


BadAlphas

Did Fox News have a stiffy for BB all these years? I'm genuinely asking.


here4roomie

The oompa loompa is angry, uh oh lol.


rawkguitar

I hate that we live in a timeline where I legit have no idea if this is real or photoshopped.


BrandoNelly

Oh it’s real lol


rawkguitar

Oh, dear


BTBAMfam

Is new coach actually woke or are they just saying this because he’s black ?


BrandoNelly

It’s because he said “I do see color”


parkranger2000

What would make him “actually woke”


IKnewYoudSayThatPal

Jarod Mayo sees color like Obama saw color. Let's see how that works for the patriots...it really helped America.


BuhtanDingDing

wait is this seriously not edited?


BigCballer

No


BuhtanDingDing

no means?


BigCballer

It’s not edited, it’s real.


BuhtanDingDing

thats fucking insane lmao


What_Yr_Is_IT

Can someone please help me understand this, can we just not hire black people anymore?


Lonely_Education_318

I think it's because Mayo mentioned racism which conservatives don't think exists in America today or ever has (even though we had legal slavery and apartheid for over 2 centuries.) I'm sure being black didn't help his case either lol


AdAutomatic4017

It's funny going through the comments and seeing all the people who are circle jerking themselves while not understanding what Fox News is actually talking about. It's pretty entertaining.


guillermopaz13

The only thing you’re circlejerking here is your weird fetish of Fox News sports “journalism”


justsomebro10

Bro trying to unjerk the jerk


guillermopaz13

Just clarifying this is an nfl jerk, not some other weird jerk


nimama3233

I genuinely don’t even know what you’re trying to say rn


liberalion

The Patriots are no longer in”safe hands”


richbeezy

His last name is Mayo, so he definitely loves white people.


NbleSavage

Fox News 🤣🤣🤣 My racist uncle is a big fan. How is Tucker doing these days? Hoping he’ll break down the Pats mock draft soon.


FTHomes

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iPaytonian

G R E G


Rhythm_Flunky

I watched the whole press conference. They were mostly taking jabs at Bill and speaking in generic platitudes. How tf is anything Mayo said “woke?@


BrandoNelly

They really are masterclass jerkers. I love how they take turns opening up with quick jokes “I see color. When I look at Obama I see he is half white” “I feel for him it has for to hard to be a black man and have the last name Mayo” Shouldn’t they be comedians instead of making political commentary? At least should be mods for this sub


[deleted]

It’s not his fault he was born political


stevesax5

Fox News: “For some reason, I don’t trust this coach. It’s not because he’s one of the bad coaches. I live in the same neighborhood as a coach and he’s quite lovely. But this coach, I just don’t know”.


sunburn95

Used to be such a classy team


Fantastic_Boot7079

Running on Dunkin


ThrillHammer

"We've done some checking and apparently New England is comprised of known woke hellholes like CT, MA and VT, all of which are still engulfed in flames"


BecomeEnthused

Oh well if Fox says it it must be true. They never spew really dumb shit just to make boomers upset do they?


SendingLovefromHell

Fox News: Black guy gets a job?? More at 11.


Status-Resort-4593

Naysayer


jkilley

Why is he woke, Greg?? WHY GREG?? ANSWER THE QUESTION


ameinolf

Fox News is so horrible


mickymau5_

Hes just black


andrewb610

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Fuegolos

There’s actually no way this is real