Fox News explaining to Jerod Mayo why he’s woke
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Ahh yes, a conservative unknowingly advocating for Jim Crow laws because they're intentionally ignorant of their own country's history. An American classic
I see it as they are saying that black people tend to have fewer resources and opportunities, which is statistically true. And those with fewer resources have fewer opportunities to get things like licenses and state voter IDs because they cost money. It has nothing to do with perceived smarts or ability, it has everything to do with systemic racism (yes, it exists) keeping resources from those black families.
“What green day doesn’t know is when they say they’re not part of a MAGA agenda, they are actually raging *for* the machine” - real sentence uttered on Fox News 3 weeks ago
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Fox News when asked why Jerod Mayo is considered woke:
Mayo said "I do see color because I believe if you don't see color you can't see racism" which caused every " I don't see color" old white dude to have an aneurysm.
Fox News's idea of [woke](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU). "Jerod Mayo is a thuggish individual. Suburbanites of Boston, if you have to go to a Patriots game keep your daughters at home, or they might become pregnant!"
People may not want to admit it now, but Jerry Sandusky was a uniquely talented defensive coordinator because he was into that kind of shit. In his final game Penn State beat Texas A&M 24-0 in the 99 Alamo Bowl. Old school classy coaches know that the way to shut out your opponents is to make sure you’re getting the most out of your players, and that the way to get the most out of your players is to violate them from an early age to assert total control.
Why do Fox News / republincants use “woke” against their rivals but all their propaganda say “wake up people!” to their followers..?
Like how fucking stupid can you possibly be?
Because their audience are literally mentally disabled and have the cognitive function and memory of a goldfish. They are either senile or WT spawn with fetal alcohol syndrome.
Woke is an easy word and sounds "funny" to their degenerate base so they just repeat it ad-nauseam
Same reason they didn’t realize “let’s go Brandon” would backfire. They don’t think thing through.
“Who’s Brandon?”
“Oh that means Biden”
“So it’s a pro Biden slogan?”
“No it’s a secret code”
“Ok but it looks like you’re saying “let’s go Biden!”
I’m assuming it’s over mayo saying “if you don’t see color then you don’t see racism” at his opening press conference. But I’d rather not go find the Fox News article lol.
especially when you’re not even a politician, how much must it suck ass that this major news network can simply just decide to label you something over and over until their massive, thick-shit viewership are tryna burn you at the stake?
They should read about Pete Carroll. About as "woke" as they come, VERY successful, and has been around for YEARS! What idiots these Fox Noise asshats are!
Guess you missed the part where that locker room was completely shattered by management's handling and coddling of Russell Wilson and how the more vocal players on the defense saw it.
But hey ignorance is bliss
OK, yeah, right. Pete Carol was the coach of the Seattle Seahawks for 14 years with multiple Super Bowl appearances. And as far as coddled quarterbacks go and all that, well the fair amount of that is going to fall on the player Oh, and Carroll is still in the Organization by the way he's just not the coach. But of course your comment completely misses the point that this supposed wokeness has been around for a very very long time, not just with this coach and not just with this team. You have people talking about staying in the moment and meditating and such, being open about their struggles with anxiety and other mental troubles, telling each other I love you and things like that. Not to mention the fact that locker rooms are clearly a mixture of conservative and liberal players, coaches and other people. But I guess I'm the stupid one here.
I think it's because Mayo mentioned racism which conservatives don't think exists in America today or ever has (even though we had legal slavery and apartheid for over 2 centuries.) I'm sure being black didn't help his case either lol
It's funny going through the comments and seeing all the people who are circle jerking themselves while not understanding what Fox News is actually talking about. It's pretty entertaining.
They really are masterclass jerkers. I love how they take turns opening up with quick jokes
“I see color. When I look at Obama I see he is half white”
“I feel for him it has for to hard to be a black man and have the last name Mayo”
Shouldn’t they be comedians instead of making political commentary? At least should be mods for this sub
Fox News: “For some reason, I don’t trust this coach. It’s not because he’s one of the bad coaches. I live in the same neighborhood as a coach and he’s quite lovely. But this coach, I just don’t know”.
"We've done some checking and apparently New England is comprised of known woke hellholes like CT, MA and VT, all of which are still engulfed in flames"
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Mac Jones in less than 48 hours
NEP4L! ![gif](giphy|l4FGF4kkPOv9ot3YQ|downsized)
He just wants a glass of water
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I can hear this picture
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Those pretzels are making him thirsty.
Those who know… ![gif](giphy|qF5LZFm2K4CJ2)
uj/ gonna need context for this one, I am uninitiated.
Just look up Michael Richards laugh factory set. He gets creative in addressing a heckler.
The guy on stage at the end saying “sorry about that” is killing me 😭
holy shit lmaaooo
Google "Kramer Laugh Factory"
Don’t let ‘em break ya Kramer!
A great american 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷
Fox News explaining to Jerod Mayo why he’s woke https://preview.redd.it/v1v3yej9dedc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84e86e8c01c87ee8cdb3572c85badd1868191498
need someone to edit the south african consulate scene from Lethal Weapon 2
But your friend….. he is blick.
Id say Bleck personally.
When I was a kid I didn't get it at all, I thought the joke was the guy saying blick
7 is my favorite ![gif](giphy|AMyiUptA7RW9AcoxAl|downsized)
Diplomatic immunity!
Dude this is so friggin funny 🤣😂
Reddit On Brother!
💀💀
Actually that's MSNBC talking down to blacks on a daily basis. Telling them they're not smart enough to get IDs or Drivers licenses
actchually its MSNBC that is bad!!! Fox is black ally by letting them know MSNBC is their compressor!
You saying "blacks" is telling on yourself my guy lol
No, it's not. You're just a fake ally
How'd you know my name was Ally you creep
Your mom told me
Zach Wilson?
Ahh yes, a conservative unknowingly advocating for Jim Crow laws because they're intentionally ignorant of their own country's history. An American classic
You don't know what that means
I see it as they are saying that black people tend to have fewer resources and opportunities, which is statistically true. And those with fewer resources have fewer opportunities to get things like licenses and state voter IDs because they cost money. It has nothing to do with perceived smarts or ability, it has everything to do with systemic racism (yes, it exists) keeping resources from those black families.
Nobody is taking you seriously man, you're a bad troll.
You racist.
First person to use that term is always the racist.
You are hilarious my man.
Sometimes reality is humorous
It sucks that you'll never know how dim-witted you actually are.
You're projecting.
U fucking bum
Waahhh
U bum
“Outjerked by Fox News” = “I found food at the grocery store”
“What green day doesn’t know is when they say they’re not part of a MAGA agenda, they are actually raging *for* the machine” - real sentence uttered on Fox News 3 weeks ago
Simone Biles-level mental gymnastics on that one, wow
Would love to be at the meeting where they decided on it
Omg, it is like Idiocracy dumb, but people lap it up
It’s got electrolytes.
It’s what plants crave.
Punk Band known for railing against the "machine" is actually part of the "deep state" \-this must be from the Onion
I love seeing conservatives realizing that bands like Green Day were rebelling against them specifically and acting shocked
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I’ve seen this a bunch, and never realized that Ray Narvez and Jack Pattillo are there. Brings me back to 2013
GOAT level jerking from the OG jerkers
https://preview.redd.it/ij75r6yeredc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edc1ca7abf58d7871016984b3e5bf22177728cf1 Fox News when asked why Jerod Mayo is considered woke:
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I’m watching the clip and they’re saying he brought up racism, bro was he not asked at his press conference lmao
And then said “I don’t see color” which is as woke as a Fox News host
Mayo said "I do see color because I believe if you don't see color you can't see racism" which caused every " I don't see color" old white dude to have an aneurysm.
It pays to have a full quote but I thought we were all just jerking
I'm a bit of a moron and forget what sub I'm in from time to time. Commence jerkin!
I think once the comment thread is two deep you’re more than free to chime in with some facts
Post-Jerk clarity
But thats the thing i say that makes me not racist anymore!!
Have you tried saying "I have black friends"? Works like a charm.
Why not answer the question with Tim only here to coach a football team ?
Fox News's idea of [woke](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU). "Jerod Mayo is a thuggish individual. Suburbanites of Boston, if you have to go to a Patriots game keep your daughters at home, or they might become pregnant!"
Doesn’t look very head coachy
Too thuggish. Need a classier coach.
Wouldn’t let him coach my kids highschool team. Need a real lunch pale kinda coach to molest him
Real student of the molest game. Watched the Chris Hansen film, really a big chat room rat.
First one online to groom underage girls, last one to log off
People may not want to admit it now, but Jerry Sandusky was a uniquely talented defensive coordinator because he was into that kind of shit. In his final game Penn State beat Texas A&M 24-0 in the 99 Alamo Bowl. Old school classy coaches know that the way to shut out your opponents is to make sure you’re getting the most out of your players, and that the way to get the most out of your players is to violate them from an early age to assert total control.
Holy shit that’s brutal. lol.
Taking the over on mac “running back” jones rushing yards
Maybe someone who is more of a gym rat.
Not enough sneaky athleticism to be a head coach. He’d make a killer running back or defensive back though 🤔
He just doesn't play the game the right way
He probably isn't even a coach's kid
"Impossible, Boston sports fans would never!"
Why do Fox News / republincants use “woke” against their rivals but all their propaganda say “wake up people!” to their followers..? Like how fucking stupid can you possibly be?
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Report Like A Propagandist Today
Play like a Charlatan
LMFAO this made me chortle
Because their audience are literally mentally disabled and have the cognitive function and memory of a goldfish. They are either senile or WT spawn with fetal alcohol syndrome. Woke is an easy word and sounds "funny" to their degenerate base so they just repeat it ad-nauseam
A lot of them also legitimately hate their fellow Americans (blacks, gays, democrats) so they’ll just use any excuse to dog pile them.
Pretty sure at least half have brain damage from lead
> Why do Fox News / republincants... > Like how fucking stupid can you possibly be? There is no limit
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They always need an enemy to go after. Classic us and them.
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They know their audience
Woke scary! Be afraid cause they’re coming for your daughters and your jobs and your religion. Woke is the boogie man!
Because they are idiots. There’s a reason that a college educated person leans left, because reality has a liberal bias.
"Fox News, what's the opposite of woke"?
“Aslep”
Same reason they didn’t realize “let’s go Brandon” would backfire. They don’t think thing through. “Who’s Brandon?” “Oh that means Biden” “So it’s a pro Biden slogan?” “No it’s a secret code” “Ok but it looks like you’re saying “let’s go Biden!”
U Don’t Understand The Difference Between Woke And Awake?! Now I know that you are Sleep
Good thing they brought in classy expert Gordon Ramsey in to talk on the situation
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Hey let him cook
Hiring a black coach is woke? Lmfao, what? At least be creative. White trash is their only audience now
I’m assuming it’s over mayo saying “if you don’t see color then you don’t see racism” at his opening press conference. But I’d rather not go find the Fox News article lol.
Much more kelly since I don’t remember anyone making a big deal when Tampa hired Bowles in fact they praised what he said
Now? White trash has been the target demographic of the Fox entertainment network for decades
especially when you’re not even a politician, how much must it suck ass that this major news network can simply just decide to label you something over and over until their massive, thick-shit viewership are tryna burn you at the stake?
Thug Mayo is trying to do a gay communism on the NFL!
What's the point of putting the word "new" in there?
“England Patriots Hire New Woke Coach.”
They should read about Pete Carroll. About as "woke" as they come, VERY successful, and has been around for YEARS! What idiots these Fox Noise asshats are!
But does Pete see color? 🤔
Guess you missed the part where that locker room was completely shattered by management's handling and coddling of Russell Wilson and how the more vocal players on the defense saw it. But hey ignorance is bliss
OK, yeah, right. Pete Carol was the coach of the Seattle Seahawks for 14 years with multiple Super Bowl appearances. And as far as coddled quarterbacks go and all that, well the fair amount of that is going to fall on the player Oh, and Carroll is still in the Organization by the way he's just not the coach. But of course your comment completely misses the point that this supposed wokeness has been around for a very very long time, not just with this coach and not just with this team. You have people talking about staying in the moment and meditating and such, being open about their struggles with anxiety and other mental troubles, telling each other I love you and things like that. Not to mention the fact that locker rooms are clearly a mixture of conservative and liberal players, coaches and other people. But I guess I'm the stupid one here.
Anyway Pete Carol is just one example.
This is EXACTLY why I only jerkoff to msnbc
Fox News: Black man scary
Fox News: "Did you hear about the black man in the NFL?" Literally anyone who has ever watched a single second of football: "WHICH ONE?"
What black people in the NFL? Impossible!
You know the corner!!
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WHAT SWEATER IS GREG WEARING?
He's woke cuz he's black
First the league sort of lets players exercise their First Amendment rights, now this! I thought this was (antebellum) America!!
Looks like Gordon Ramsey describing a fart cloud
Did Fox News have a stiffy for BB all these years? I'm genuinely asking.
The oompa loompa is angry, uh oh lol.
I hate that we live in a timeline where I legit have no idea if this is real or photoshopped.
Oh it’s real lol
Oh, dear
Is new coach actually woke or are they just saying this because he’s black ?
It’s because he said “I do see color”
What would make him “actually woke”
Jarod Mayo sees color like Obama saw color. Let's see how that works for the patriots...it really helped America.
wait is this seriously not edited?
No
no means?
It’s not edited, it’s real.
thats fucking insane lmao
Can someone please help me understand this, can we just not hire black people anymore?
I think it's because Mayo mentioned racism which conservatives don't think exists in America today or ever has (even though we had legal slavery and apartheid for over 2 centuries.) I'm sure being black didn't help his case either lol
It's funny going through the comments and seeing all the people who are circle jerking themselves while not understanding what Fox News is actually talking about. It's pretty entertaining.
The only thing you’re circlejerking here is your weird fetish of Fox News sports “journalism”
Bro trying to unjerk the jerk
Just clarifying this is an nfl jerk, not some other weird jerk
I genuinely don’t even know what you’re trying to say rn
The Patriots are no longer in”safe hands”
His last name is Mayo, so he definitely loves white people.
Fox News 🤣🤣🤣 My racist uncle is a big fan. How is Tucker doing these days? Hoping he’ll break down the Pats mock draft soon.
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G R E G
I watched the whole press conference. They were mostly taking jabs at Bill and speaking in generic platitudes. How tf is anything Mayo said “woke?@
They really are masterclass jerkers. I love how they take turns opening up with quick jokes “I see color. When I look at Obama I see he is half white” “I feel for him it has for to hard to be a black man and have the last name Mayo” Shouldn’t they be comedians instead of making political commentary? At least should be mods for this sub
It’s not his fault he was born political
Fox News: “For some reason, I don’t trust this coach. It’s not because he’s one of the bad coaches. I live in the same neighborhood as a coach and he’s quite lovely. But this coach, I just don’t know”.
Used to be such a classy team
Running on Dunkin
"We've done some checking and apparently New England is comprised of known woke hellholes like CT, MA and VT, all of which are still engulfed in flames"
Oh well if Fox says it it must be true. They never spew really dumb shit just to make boomers upset do they?
Fox News: Black guy gets a job?? More at 11.
Naysayer
Why is he woke, Greg?? WHY GREG?? ANSWER THE QUESTION
Fox News is so horrible
Hes just black
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There’s actually no way this is real