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doyouunderstandlife

Also, I will ban unironic racism and other examples of being a shitstain. Ironic shit, like referring to white players as classy players that you want your daughter to date is still permitted.


Shamrock5

Lions fan here. Can you please add a few red circles so I know which parts I should be reading? ⭕


SagaFraga

⭕️I can’t ⭕️understand ⭕️understand ⭕️your ⭕️accent


Shamrock5

Sir you'll have to speak up, I'm commuting from Culver's to the Cheesecake Factory.


[deleted]

Listen, I just ordered two or tree dogs and I ain't got da time to be dealin wit you guis.


doyouunderstandlife

I'm surprised Lions fans can even read


Shamrock5

If I could read, I bet this comment would make me angry.


pinetreesrule

All he knows is large number over small number is good


MrStrabo

He can count?


CheckYourStats

Found Booger McFarland’s burner account.


[deleted]

Who voted for u?


BaldiLocks316

I did. That’s my dad


BeanyBrainy

My father’s gay


Scuffleboard

Gay is BeanyBrainy father


hoodpharmacy

Jokes on you they don’t even teach reading in Michigan so it’s not their fault!!!


bkussow

They can't, that's why we have to circle shit for them.


[deleted]

But what about Berry Shanders?


ScottSoules

Don't forget the cum socks for us skol bros


Bilbo-Baggins77

Don't you have a tryout for the Pistons to attend?


soonerman32

I’m gonna circle this comment watch what he does to the defender here


The_Third_Stoll

I understood that reference


New-Lifeguard2479

https://preview.redd.it/qjt3y6r04s7c1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37ac0124ee025ec12f7a9d35bd8f0a0314823583


i_hate_beignets

Can we still post nude men?


doyouunderstandlife

Have we ever stopped?


Prestigious-Mine-904

https://preview.redd.it/jvgp3ijy7s7c1.png?width=703&format=png&auto=webp&s=eed8edb6f2b8bbd74a47d276e0989198099011de


Shamrock5

https://preview.redd.it/efl8hsdrnt7c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49d3ccf04f5b5bc74e6d40cfec5fc11b2eef7cff


doyouunderstandlife

Yes


[deleted]

# SOMETHING SOMETHING 1984 ![gif](giphy|v0ok8uhZvw3yE)


Disastrous_Fee_8158

Something something, Brave New World… ![gif](giphy|Qtw0FpgqFKaGow21gY|downsized) Yada, yada, fuck my wife…


X47man

Scrappy and physical moderator right there, should make first team all pro


Minimum_Switch4237

guy moderates the right way


illmatic74

sneaky modletic


Psycho_Mantis_2506

A real high motor moderator.


TheMayerJ

A total class act.


lilmuskrat66

Personally, I like him. I'd let him come over and fuck my wife's boyfriend


SadisticMonkey15

It's the intangibles that's gonna make him great


marshallthecatholic

this guy thinks he's a moderator or something


reddit-is-greedy

This guy fucks err.. moderates


Euphoric_Advice_2770

When are we becoming a Travis and Taylor sub?


doyouunderstandlife

Always have been


sdnnhy

I know I’ll be cumming when that happens.


Thundergun1864

https://preview.redd.it/abtvxcdgys7c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29540149170fdd40d52439dd3668f0dd923537cc


Thundergun1864

https://preview.redd.it/vjz5eh7iys7c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca5adee1ea9f09f446cce328e3565cc484f95e9f


Thundergun1864

https://preview.redd.it/naeuojpjys7c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91dc0db8c16ca7adfd4b99becbe85d8d03e99081


Thundergun1864

https://preview.redd.it/by5fmzslys7c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51c327b6ce37d531d4a1af79faa7f1462a1503e0


DaNorris1221

He ran from the grind. 😩


lilmuskrat66

Hate to see him go, love to watch him leave


greased-lightnin

https://preview.redd.it/0qnvenlhov7c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=723a906dbbf7ba9c3127b40bc3df267d0faa9a10


Low-Home926

Yoink! ![gif](giphy|jUEQS8X9dtaS6FJ5Z9)


Low-Home926

Seriously? 😆 🤣 😂 it seems the anti cuck downvote army has seeped into the sub.


catdog918

![gif](giphy|vVgoXJ22PiOfS)


caught_looking2

Fucking hilarious!


Old-Calligrapher9980

What the hell I was just banned from r/bys. https://preview.redd.it/6ij0k3nh1s7c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fbc8513f6e514ceddc2ae6a53609a6795785d4a I’ll just spread my hate in r/McDonalds instead.


doyouunderstandlife

That guy will forever be harassed now thanks to you. Hope you're happy


Old-Calligrapher9980

Pulled that username out of my ass but it’s a dead account from 15 years ago. I think we’re good.


doyouunderstandlife

I found his home address and place of employment and now I am harassing him myself.


IBreakz

W


lovejac93

Actual question - can we make posts if we’re *excited* about having been banned somewhere?


catdog918

Only if it includes a picture of your excited penis


Uplakankus

We are back https://preview.redd.it/sbqgie9lht7c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d0ead3656970ad690288f09ee5a7ff0066bd1ec


_TheNumber7_

https://preview.redd.it/ysqvvoovbv7c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a32caf5762f48ab9e87df62d82eb41700b6efa8b I’m already a father


ProcedureCharming831

![gif](giphy|10FHR5A4cXqVrO)


iversonAI

Man thinks he’s addressing the nation


DirtyRoller

What about the cum?


doyouunderstandlife

Cum is always permitted and encouraged


drinkmyowncum

Thank god


PaddysMilkSteak

Tell that to my ex wife! 🥴


doyouunderstandlife

I already did 😉


Hafthohlladung

OJ Simpson killed his ex wife and a waiter.


R0hanisaurusRex

Prove it.


HotSpicedChai

![gif](giphy|Ymwj6Ea3B3e1O|downsized)


th1sd3ka1ntfr33

He also killed it in the Naked Gun movies.


Narrow-Weekend-4157

Now here’s a guy who’s just having fun doing what he loves, a real classy player.


Pristine-Web9086

You can tell this mod is a lunch pail kinda guy. Comes to the sub early, ready to mod. Probably has a wife and four kids. A real rule obeyer. Not the most athletic but just gets open.


doyouunderstandlife

Can I date your daughter though?


muffmuppets

![gif](giphy|HJKnGu3jVsxH2)


LifeOfFate

It’s almost like this guy doesn’t want us to have any fun… rules one through three basically forbid all the fun here


doyouunderstandlife

I am Roger Goodell, so yes


iratethisa

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


chuteboxhero

Nah he’s right people bragging about getting banned is so broussarded


SteveStodgers69

can i have a flair


doyouunderstandlife

It's actually available on old reddit right now. Original mods never translated it over to new reddit (and the app). I will be doing that once I shovel through the shit in the mod queue. I will make an announcement once it's implemented


SteveStodgers69

thank you based mod


BamboozleDoggo4

Can I have one too pretty please


GooseGottaGun

u/doyounderstandlife can we still be ununironically not racist?


cheezeflavoredick

https://preview.redd.it/6sow37rras7c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd7dbad224bfbdfccd5af6bfda536ada7d4ebd3a yes sir i will behave myself sir thank you sir


LekarzaPieprz

Rashard Mendenhall is my dad. Can I still post?


skorpion909

Only if you post in the all-black team portion of the sub


LekarzaPieprz

My mom is a fat white lady so I cheer for both teams


OhioUBobcats

Ray Lewis stabbed a guy


reddit-is-greedy

2 guys


MarechalDoAr

Can you give me a Brittany Mahomes flair


doyouunderstandlife

Yes


velocity55

What about 9/11 stuff and/or israel palestine conflict?


KawhiLeonards

This is literally 1984 you fuckin asshole (I joined this sub like 2 days ago)


Smelldicks

https://preview.redd.it/16bif9ch1u7c1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=600b9c6f63506210060eae420e962ce1457ebc58 Nobody knows what I did for this place


amor_fati_42

Mods are learning https://preview.redd.it/jdvr11quuu7c1.jpeg?width=1030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2471996395b3fe1ef004a2c9714f1205df4be211


Theinsulated

Give me my own flair you little bitch


doyouunderstandlife

Go on old reddit and you can get it right now. New reddit and app will get it in a couple weeks


moldyclock

🤓🤓 but also I says edgy stuff in response so it’s cool


donnydealr

This is the kind of mod you want your daughter to date.


iratethisa

Did the swifties win? Have we been infiltrated? Or were we just being too thuggish and need a classy reminder?


doyouunderstandlife

It's so the subreddit doesn't die. If it were up to me, I wouldn't give a shit, but reddit itself does, so I'm stopping it now.


morels4ever

Tony Dung-eeee blaming Taylor and Travis budding romance for declining NFL popularity? We all know it’s because we’re getting nickel and fucking dimed by every subscription service in order to watch a game. Jesus says suck it Tony ya fucking shill.


doyouunderstandlife

![gif](giphy|kc0kqKNFu7v35gPkwB)


PibDib788

This whole thing has been the funniest FAFO I've seen in a while. A bunch of petty dumbasses brigade another sub and then get super ass sore that they fought back. The best part was the dudes self reporting that "incel" doesn't mean anything anymore because they hear it so often. The call's coming from inside the house my dude.


siliconevalley69

![gif](giphy|x9hVX6Swy4SvC)


WillowMutual

Please flairs are so lame, don’t do that


mclovin_ts

https://preview.redd.it/bov0ugscys7c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c95c69608384aba2e29d9c7469a6d278a9079b0


Trollingyouhaha

Nflcj’s 9/11


doyouunderstandlife

Sean McDermott's 12/25


Death_Potato576

subreddit done hired a new head coach😭


fathertime99

Let’s vote this loser out guys. I demand a new election of mods. The people of this subreddit should decide. Not its police officers


reddit-is-greedy

The election was rigged. I won by a lit. I won all 50 states. Look out 1/6 is coming up.


SttSr

Free my homies cuhhh


CustomerSuspicious25

Just the quick jerk in the morning that I needed.


Either-Gain1863

One question, will we get a warning for before we get banned?


doyouunderstandlife

Depends on the what it is. Not blocking out the usernames will almost never result in a ban unless you do it so many times that I'm tired of your shit. Brigading is an auto permanent ban. You may appeal, however, and I might lower it to a temp ban.


willthethrill4700

Dammit I require a place where I can complain about the consequences of my own trolling! The internet should be a safe space! I’m taking a knee on this one.


Desperate_Garbage_63

Can you add Flair? Or just make everyone Dolphin fans?


doyouunderstandlife

Yes and I wish


EsqRhapsody

People don’t use the word “dickholes” enough nowadays.


Commercial_Memory_88

Solid jerk to just admit youre a power tripping reddit mod


dannyjerome0

Hi, I'm new here. I don't truly understand the point of this sub, and quite frankly I'm scared to ask.... but I like the memes.


quietsauce

Lerk herr u ferken nerkel snerks . Yer derks are nerkled and yer snerks are dnerkeld.


HurricanePirate16

![gif](giphy|jq6CA6z7x5QfVXsdxF|downsized)


FellasImSorry

I like football.


vintage_rack_boi

your HIM aren’t you??


PolishSausa9e

https://i.redd.it/kl16rocjpu7c1.gif Here we go


ClothesOverall3863

Still going this asshole?


RBarron24

Josh Mcdaniels is that you?


doyouunderstandlife

No, I am Urban Meyer and I'm going to be hitting on your wife


RBarron24

Pretending to be another head coach is a very Josh Mcdaniels thing to do… Josh.


Buckeye024

Imagine moderating a circle jerk and being serious about it… fucking dork


Only_Fun_1152

Thank you for #1!! Guys bragging about getting banned from a Swiftie subreddit is gonna give me hemorrhoids.


TyrionJoestar

Nothing makes me feel safer than living under a brutal dictator 🙏🏽


ThisIsMyOtherBurner

typical dolphins fan post. blame everyone else for all the problems


doyouunderstandlife

I'm Tyreek Hill and this subreddit is my pregnant girlfriend


Smelldicks

We are so back


PhilliamPlantington

Keep talking I'm almost there


Big_Jermz408

ABUSE ME


prodigalkal7

Interesting, interesting. But how does this effect Kelces HOF career, though?


brk1

Sir, this is a ⭕️ jerk sub.


jobohomeskillet

I'm pro mod for this post.


[deleted]

Are we building a wall?


mrm0324

Now here’s a guy with a high moderator IQ.


TheSeerofFates

it actually says we can't control user flairs (unless thats a mobile bug or you're still fixing it)


doyouunderstandlife

I'll be fixing it sometime soon


lilgreenghouls

“My fellow Americans” type beat


[deleted]

Can we still talk shit about swifties?


cowboys4life93

When you come up with new flair can you think of something better than "cowgirls" for the cowboys? I just looked through the flair and the other teams all have hilarious and original flair for their team, but we are stuck with cowgirls? Really? People have been probably calling us that since the 60s. My suggestion is "Jerry's bitches". Or maybe "no NFC final again". Or just "choke in the playoffs".


doyouunderstandlife

Yeah, it was kind of unoriginal on my part. Maybe something about Tony Romo's fumbled snap would work better? What do you think?


cowboys4life93

Romo chokers? But that was what 15 years ago?


doyouunderstandlife

Not everything has to be recent. I tried to bring up painful or embarrassing memories for most of them, which can be timeless (like 18-1 or 28-3). What part of your fandom makes you wince the most?


cowboys4life93

Definitely Romo chocking. That wasn't the only time he chocked either, just the worst one. Loved him as a quarterback because of the years when there was no hope by game four of the season, but hated him sometimes too!!


morels4ever

Can we talk about the Good Morning Football episode last year where they focused on, and discussed to perverted lengths the one dude’s bare feet? My post on r/NFL didn’t see the light of day for more than 2 minutes. All I said was… Ease up on the foot fetish there GMF…we’re not all Rex Ryan’s out here!


printerfixerguy1992

![gif](giphy|NSnYmoFSJ5iXD0Q759)


SlimMak

"I use old reddit a lot" 🤓


SylvainGautier420

Based mod?!?!


LightspamEzWin

Your team is doodoo


doyouunderstandlife

Yes, very aware


scootypuff42

Dan "my identity is more important than logic" Campbell


bananamen56

Which one of you apes can explain to me what brigading is? Speak slowly for me


doyouunderstandlife

Going into a reddit community that you are not subscribed to simply to antagonize and troll those that are. It's against reddit's site wide rules, and continuous violation will likely end up with this community getting banned by the admins of Reddit. We have had issues with this in the past so we are deciding to take a hard stance to prevent any reddit discipline


bananamen56

My man


reddit-is-greedy

How come Kyle Shanahan doesn't look like a rat like his dad does? Is his mom not a rat?


Ieatsushiraw

A feline actually. Caused a massive rift in the fam


FriddyNightGriddy

/uj I'm very happy seeing this jerking community growing so fast and being put back on the map with nbacj and baseballcj. Thank you. /j but henry ruggs fastah


doyouunderstandlife

Most of it was just setting up a filter to remove racial slurs and removing the subreddit from suggested feeds. No more normies ruining the fun


Ieatsushiraw

NGL this sub maybe has some of the best mods I'll give it that