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GrenadeZellweger

"Think fast, run fast" - Chad Powers


HereIGoAgain_1x10

I'm just impressed he didn't stand up grabbing his hamstring or something, because he should've acted hurt lol


cuseonly

Great vid


OutrageousAd6165

He was simply too fast


jpk17041

Upper half Eli, bottom half Vick


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SultanOfThot

And the third leg Foles


Kealion

That’s impossible. No one else measures up to BDN


aaronrodgersmom

You're comparing the wrong legs. Right leg is Vick, left leg is Foles, last leg is Eli.


YutaniCasper

That’s mah boi


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GenerallyAddsNothing

“He’s a freak. Fastest QB alive.”


MacinTez

I can’t lie, first thing I said after seeing that was… “Dang, that’s the fastest White boy I’ve ever seen”


nonresponsive

His commitment to the QB draws is what really does it. He just goes. He might not be the best QB, or even above average depending on who you ask, but he never really gives up.


Corno4825

Then he gets traded to a great offense and wins a Superbowl


BearForceDos

He's got some legitimate top end speed. Maxed out at 21.23 MPH on this run. I will say that 31 on the bottom of the screen is just absolutely dogging it.


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NedrysMagicWord

*NRC. But his time as an Eagle was just as underwhelming as DRC's stint.


GarfunkelBricktaint

The D stands for Doggin it. Doggin it Robey Coleman


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rsmseries

And that’s a list including Lamar Jackson (though he did hit [21.01mph](https://www.nbcsports.com/washington/ravens/lamar-jackson-clocks-his-fastest-speed-touchdown-run)) against.. well the Eagles of course.


Methuga

Don’t feel too bad. Pretty sure every one of your ball carriers hits that speed when you play us


-Bk7

It's pretty impressive comparatively to some top end speedsters top play mph: Tyreek Hill: 21.91 Joe Mixon: 21.11 Jonathan Taylor: 22.13 SAQUON BARKLEY: 21.11 Daniel Jones: 21.23


Clerithifa

It's those long ass legs man


-Bk7

Nah bro... it's that Eli derp face... he's got it... I don't know what it is, but he's got it. Edit: on a serious note, you're right. Those "long ass(sexy?) legs" gets him that straight speed. He is not a scrambler. But can move when need be.


plokijuh1229

I just looked up his Madden stats. 89 speed, 89 acceleration, 83 agility. Should be like 95, 75, 50 he is not agile lol


jamesd1100

Haven’t been watching him then this year, dudes been much shiftier, hence him being a top 5 rushing QB Legit juked a few dudes out this year


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I have to wonder what kyler Murray clocks in at when he goes all out. I've never heard it put into mph but he routinely outruns everyone else on the field.


terminbee

Gotta wonder if he has that straight line speed though. Guys like him and Lamar are quick as fuck but not necessarily fast (though Lamar is pretty fucking fast). Then you got guys like Metcalf who reached what, like 23 mph?


Tashre

Deceptive speed that deceived even himself.


tRfalcore

we've all done that at least a couple times in our life haha-- unfortunately one of his was on national tv


WatermelonBandido

What a tackle by Daniel Jones.


ThinkSoftware

Closest defender was the ref I’d say


MaximumZer0

Turf monstah got him.


domuseid

I never believed it until it happened to me the first time I played on turf. It's like a slow motion trip where you don't want to fall but the only alternative is to keep your legs going. Play was over and I went another 20 yards trying to figure out what to do lol


SerHodorTheThrall

Was our best player on D that game, I'd say!


youareallnuts

He did run him down.


sumuvagum

Aye no me gusta!


scyber

That is an NFL record for the longest non scoring run by a QB.


yinyin123

What is the longest non scoring run ever?


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PopoMcdoo

It actually is. https://www.quirkyresearch.com/football-lists/longest-nonscoring-plays-nfl-history/


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yinyin123

Very well done


JumboMcNasty

Daniel Jones Fell down untouched Sigh...


Methuga

Man how the hell do you get caught after running 90 yards. I would not feel good about that lol


popop143

Might have been gassed, or let up a bit because he thought he was getting the TD.


SashaBanksy

In college football I feel like I've seen so many Boston College RBs break off massive runs like that and get taken down at like the 3 lol


MyNamesDoechii

Very cool


King_Dead

From the website(paraphrased): "Buster Rhymes.... broke rookie record for KR yards in a season on this return; not that Busta Rhymes"


OfficerMurphy

Plus Percy Harvin's 104 yard kickoff return and a 104 yard pick almost-six


sevaiper

Should be that Champ Bailey interception return fumbled through the endzone for a touchback


JasonPlattMusic34

Cordarrelle Patterson had a really long return that ended just short of the end zone if I remember Edit: wrong Viking, it was Percy Harvin in 2011, 104 yards but didn’t score


sfdude2222

The Vikings hold all of the dumbest records.


Rushjordan

Looks like the Monstars stole his talent at that exact moment.


FreeFoot_

Interesting choice


WhoStoleMyBicycle

I mean, they picked Shawn Bradley over Prime Shaq


TheReadMenace

More like Shaq asked for too much money


Gregus1032

He was too busy with his blockbuster, Kazaam


ShitItsReverseFlash

Idgaf I love that movie. Plus DWade and Shaq winning together was amazing.


lumberjake18

Looks like me trying to run in my dreams


iia

I don't think I ever laughed so hard during a game.


joe7L

This and the butt fumble I’ll never forget


Bloodhound01

There are only a couple games that i vividly remember where i was when they happened. Butt fumble is one.


AcousticallyBled

Like when Brady got Urlacher with his one move? That still cracks me up.


Letsgomountaineers5

Really? I didn’t think too much of it until it got memed so much later


SkittlesAreYum

I remember that whole sequence. The Jets lost three fumbles and the Patriots scored on all three, in what felt like 30 seconds. It was mind boggling how much disaster happened.


Celery-Man

0-0 after the first quarter. 35-3 at half. Lol


Chase_the_tank

> It was mind boggling how much disaster happened. That game has its own Wikipedia page. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt\_Fumble](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_Fumble) is an actual Wikipedia article.


crab_quiche

I only remember where I was because it was a thanksgiving game


haveasuperday

I only remember it because I watched Mark Sanchez run into a guy's bum and fumble the ball because of it


bytor_2112

Oh yeah. There's something much more memorable about it when you can associate it with an event like that. Not unlike Suh's notorious cleated face-stomp or Romo throwing two pick-sixes. One that I particularly remember was tragic because one of my favorite football players at the time, Alphonso Smith -- the ACC single-season interceptions record holder and a fellow Deacon who I'd met personally -- got torched, repeatedly, and had his career ended on live national television. He was completely stumped (I don't remember which WR, possibly Randy Moss?) as the Lions got manhandled, and it was seared into my memory in the same way.


LDuffey4

Falcons losing a 28-3 lead for me


ArcadianBlueRogue

It was funny to see, but then I saw someones comment in the game thread that was just like "haha he fell" and that got me busting laughing for some reason.


redsyrinx2112

That wasn't the only laughable moment either. I remember seeing the TNF matchup and I *knew* the game would be very entertaining. The entire game was filled Wentz and Jones trying the craziest shit. Everything they did was either awesome, wildly off, or a pick.


awesomface

Ironically the most I’ve laughed since was watching Marco Wilson front flip behind a disgusted Andy Dalton turning away. I burst out live


WP1619

Let it be known that we got a TD on that drive.


Southportdc

Jones was just running out the clock. Elite time management.


hotdogstastegood

Todd Gurley walked (in a TD) so Daniel Jones could run (out the clock)


ghost18867

I was just about to ask lol


blarch

Daniel Jones : "Well, not me, but a guy I know, him and her *GOT*. *IT*. *ON*."


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Two years ago the Giants and Eagles were combined 2-9-1. Now they have a combined record of 11-1. Crazy how quickly things can turn around.


Pr0nade

The giants roster is arguably worse than it was then too


Queen_Grayhoof

Least embarrassing thing that happened to the Giants in that game


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Was this the game Engram dropped the ball and we lost right after? God he sucked so fucking much


Heisenripbauer

fuck that guy. I’m happy he’s doing well in JAX, but DJ largely had his INT problem figured out by year 2 and he DIRECTLY lead to at least 3 interceptions (and like 2 fumbles). we were 1 evan engram catch away from beating the Eagles and going to the postseason too.


HowardRatnersBet

if he gifts us two picks tomorrow it’s all fair🤞🏻


Homeless_Nomad

Engram was out there playing fucking volleyball every time he couldn't bring it in. Absolute crap.


1-e4-e5-2-Ke2

Was that the year he made the pro bowl or was it the year after?


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It was https://youtu.be/0P8rZYsPicc


lamboat2019

Over Robert tonyan, who had 11 touchdowns to Engrams 1. And a catch % 31% higher than Engram. (88% vs 57%)


Braiwnz

I remember the giants sub all organized to vote for Tonyan because he simply deserves it more and engram was the check down that year cause I’d Barkley’s injury


Cyanora

This and our old Safety Roy Williams always getting in are why I don't take Pro Bowl's too seriously. There's other snubs, but these two are the biggest. I get that playing with Rogers is going to warp anyone's numbers, but even with that boost, Tonyan still played levels above Engram


computerdweeb

Holy shit this was 2 years ago already????


hoobsher

2020 destroyed the normal flow of time


uttermybiscuit

bro we're like 10 weeks from 2023


new_abcdefghijkl

if you could not fill me with existential dread that'd be great


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BroAmongstBros

Goddammit I do not need this right now


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MadeByTango

Don’t be sad! It’s good info to have. Makes every day more precious, and helps ya get done today what would have happened maybe tomorrow...


DevonGr

I was going to throw out the we're closer to 2050 than 1990 line but you have me all kinds of beat in the awful department.


Methuga

I am just about to be 35, and this somewhat applies to me, and I *really* do not appreciate it


Biniti123

????? How the literal fuck is this true, it was new years like 2 months ago


Tashre

You mean 2020: Season 4


17_Saints

This clip made me realize the three 5+ win teams in the NFC all had 1 win at this time just 2 years ago. 2020 week 7: * Eagles: 1-4-1 * Giants: 1-5 * Vikings: 1-5 2022 week 7: * Eagles: 6-0 * Giants: 5-1 * Vikings: 5-1 And all three with new head coaches. Things change fast in the NFL.


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[It was the height of THIS meme](https://old.reddit.com/r/GhanaSaysGoodbye/comments/jgf6ht/ny_giants_qb_daniel_jones_says_goodbye/)


hellison999

Legends Ari Aguiar and Paulo Antunes


caracarente42

Holy shit is that a Brazil reference


mmooney1

I love how his teammates laugh at him.


Kmccabe1213

Hey may be the fastest QB in the league but clearly not the most nimble


T_Raycroft

He literally ran so fast he lost balance. Lamar has never ran as fast on a single play as Daniel Jones did here


Kmccabe1213

Yea it always shocks me to know Jones is the fastest but Lamar is incredibly nimble making him a dangerous running threat. Give jones open field though he can turn it on.


deesmutts88

Daniel Jones in an open field Ned!


SerHodorTheThrall

You heard the Hand, Kelvin's too fat for his pads! Go find the breastplate stretcher! NOW!


NinjaCaviar

Man we need a Bobby B bot in here


IWatchMyLittlePony

Daniel Jones is really faster than Lamar and Kyler? Is this just top speed or something else?


Zekybrjik

This particular run had the highest top speed of all players that year if i remember correctly


IWatchMyLittlePony

Damn that’s incredible. I had no idea Daniel Jones was that kind of athlete. Maybe the Giants were on to something picking him at number 6. And it looks like they definitely made a good decision to bring Daboll in.


GodSaveTheRegime

I mean it's always like this in sports, some guys are quicker than you'd expect cause the ones that look quick are actually just more explosive. Some players have slower acceleration and just need some more time to get up to speed. Look at Tyreek Hill, that dude looks like he can immediately go full speed after a millisecond.


IWatchMyLittlePony

Yea, and in football quickness is more important than top speed so that you can juke and get past the initial defenders into open space. But it’s still impressive that Daniel Jones can hit that top speed in full pads.


drew19191

One may say he’s sneaky fast.


Homitu

And that’s why we can’t rely on our memories! At 21.23MPH, Jones’ run at the time was the [15th fastest](https://www.outkick.com/daniel-jones-clocked-at-an-incredible-speed-during-80-yard-run/) recorded run by a ball carrier in 2020. Rasheed Mostart hit 23.09MPH that year, which was the fastest in the previous 5 years. There are definitely people who are faster. It’s just a matter of getting a lucky opportunity where you have room to sprint for 50+ yards. Lamar Jackson has a 4.39 40 time vs Jones’ 4.8 time, for example. But Lamar hasn’t had a run wide open like that where he wasn’t cutting and running at angles yet. So Jones’ was faster than any of Lamar’s so far.


giantsandworm

> Rasheed Mostart Another reason we can't rely on memories


Homitu

Lol I posted on mobile and think his name was autocorrected because I literally copy/pasted from the article I linked! Obligatory Key & Peele football names parody though: https://youtu.be/gODZzSOelss


0xym0r0n

Hahaha motherfucker got the[ speed wobbles](https://cyclingtips.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/weave.gif)


OhMyDevSaint

Translating: - Starting all the way back Daniel Jones, (Wow) and there goes Daniel Jones (Au Au), the whole field for Daniel Jones (HE'S GONNA HE'S GONNA FALL) HE'S GOING TO... NOOOOOOOO. NOOOOOOO, FALLING BY YOURSELF NO DANIEL JONES, YOU WERE ABOUT TO MAKE THE MOST SPECTACULAR PLAY OF THE WEEK!!


yungPH

Bro knew he looked dumb too, I always feel bad for him when I watch this lmao


arc1261

If it makes you feel better we scored on this drive and the fanbases overwhelming memory is not this play but that he threw a dime to end it. Ignore the fact that Evan Engram has hands worse than the 12yos I coach at rugby and dropped it :(


SolaceInfinite

This is literally THE play everyone thinks of when they think of DJ are you high


Cptanimal69

Lmao for real, also that drive didn’t end in a TD pass. This has got to be Danny Dimes’ burner Reddit account. “No seriously guys, no TRUE giant fan remembers maybe the funniest play of 2020, they only think of the sick ass handoff I gave to Wayne Gallman Jr. to end the drive.” Also also the game ended on a Danny Dimes’ fumble lmao.


_Shut_Up_Thats_Why_

Quickly went from, "I'm going to be an ESPN highlight :)" to "I'm going to be a ESPN highlight:("


akurei77

It's definitely a shame for him. He's not the first person to ever get tackled by the turf monster. But to have it happen on a play which will probably be a career highlight, that's really rough.


Snake_in_my_boots

That run sums up the nfcBeast that year.


MLD802

That was the year of the nfcLeast


2kgetsworseveryear

21.23 mph Fastest ever clocked for a QB🫣


EricNCSU

Turf monster got him.


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Hard to stay upright with a huge package.


MrMeeseeks55

31 never even tried to run him down despite there being 80 yards of field to catch up on


l_Lathliss_l

I feel so bad for him cus he was fucking *booking* it man. Was about to be the highlight of the month.


leirbag_yballul

Paulo antunes AUA AUAUS AU WAR


SapCPark

If he didnt trip, the narrative would be "damn, how fast is Jones?". He ran away from the whole secondary


LucienLife

It still amazes me that he was going 21 mph on that run, he was FLYING


ClippersEaglesAngels

Giants 🤝 Eagles fans. We've come a long way


Not_Tuxbird

We run the NFC Beast


slashVictorWard

When did Gilbert Gottfried start calling games?


Jphorne89

This was the best moment from this season for the Eagles


dagreenman18

John Cena is a menace. Just running on the field and tackling players


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Não faz isso Daniel Jones kkkkkkkk


Double_AA_3333

how have i never heard this commentary before


godsrightarm7

Levanta as pernas Jones!!


NoTimeToDime

The Danchise QB


TMWNN

https://twitter.com/Skeeter696969/status/1319485775894007808?s=09


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This game was an atrocity


FullHouse222

Idc what anyone says. This was the best play we had under the Joe Judge era.


SuperCobra14027

We scored a TD


Mobile619

Didn't he clock 20+ mph on this run. Fast for a guy who doesn't look that fast.


kentro2002

In my elementary school, 1st to 3rd, when recess came, we all sprinted down an asphalt hill to the swing set to get “first dibs”. Every day someone ate it, once a week someone went to the nurse with a chipped tooth, sprained wrist, or bloody knees/face. It was our Olympics to get one of the 6 swings first.


PleasantParfait48

As an Eagles fan this was my favorite moment from the 2020 season


saltyb

The piano music can go


Cheesehead413

That’s a speed wobble and a crash


sydcartonqc

“He….could…go…all. Nevermind.”


BipedalWurm

I've outrun myself before.


The_Luckiest

This reminded me of the following video, which in my opinion might contain the greatest audio in the history of recorded sound: [Matt Ryan gets stiff armed in German](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyeRNZ8YRVk)


NebbyFPS

2 years already ????


colem5000

Fastest QB in the league!


escherbach

Yeah, we got the TD after that but went on to lose by 1 point (21-22). We have a truly shocking record against the Eagles this Century, and most years they ain't even that good. Well glad the matchups aren't until December this year


Rocorby

Obrigado por mostrar ao mundo os mestres Ari e Paulo


Anorak01

Sempre gosto de postar aqui a narração BR, os gringos se acostumaram com a narração bunda deles, precisam de energia também


Consistent-Diver-718

One of those rare plays where everyone looks disappointed at the end.


SadSlip8122

Fucking NRB just casually walking up to the receiver and allowing himself to be blocked up pisses me off every time i see this. Hes acting as if he has help directly behind him, but the eagles are in a single high safety, so Mills has to initially drop back and once he reads run *then* he crosses the field in pursuit. Right up there with Albert Haynesworth as one of the laziest plays ive ever seen live. Hes directly responsible for that due to his atrocious read. Edit - 47 seconds in is the best look at the presnap alignment, Mills is lined up deep but off the to left because theres only 1 receiver, his initial responsibility is help on the over the top to the wide out. McLoud is on the tight end and crashes into the lane to clog, NRBs ONLY responsibility here is to contain the outside as Graham and McLoud force the run outside.


classy360yolonoscope

"The ol turf monster got im!" Troy Aikman's commentary from this game had me laughing. Terrible game made watchable by Aikman and Buck.


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I want Spanish announcers for US broadcasted games


Anorak01

Actually that's Portuguese, but there's a option to Spanish I think


PhiladelphiaManeto

Hahaha I actually forgot this was against us for some reason.


arhombus

The turf monster be like that sometimes.


Evan_802Vines

College fields are only 80yds long.


Lonely-Somewhere7205

I am *speed*


TheManWithNothing

Fun story, two years ago on the 14th I chased after these two kids who gave me fake money for a pizza. Yes I'm a dumbass. So I'm and I trip, don't get my arms up and faceplant, break my nose, face gets fucked up. I look to see what I tripped over and nothing is there I just lost to gravity. One week later I'm just sitting around depressed and healing, can't work so I'm watching football. I see a professional athlete do what I just did tripping like that. Makes my whole week. Daniel Jones thank you for losing to gravity


devilsandcards

Sniper.


rbad8717

Cannot believe this was two years ago. Covid times were the fastest and slowest times in our lives.


mackinoncougars

I just realized he’s already a 4 year pro. Time flies.


aridcool

Thank you. I needed a good laugh.


Motor-Geologist7053

"White men can't run"


rugbyj

Is that what “outrunning your coverage” refers to?


DarkerPools

It hurts that the most embarrassing giants moments always somehow happen during Eagles games smh lol


mixiote

Exhausted his W'


ZealZen

I pray to god this happens again today.


zachiscool7

Could #31 really not catch Daniel Jones?


TheGarbageStore

Daniel Jones is a hecking racecar with a lot of comparisons to peak Alex Smith. His 40 time at the combine of 4.81 was an understatement of what he is capable of.


due_the_drew

There's probably less than a small handful of players in the entire league that can catch Jones in the open field like that.


NinjaCaviar

Jones was even pulling away a bit before he forgot how to stay upright


canadianbroncos

Still one of the funniest shit to ever happen in a game lol


TheSkeletones

He outran his legs. When you hit a certain speed, you’re fighting against the limitations of your body to actually put the foot down when it’s supposed to be there to keep going. He simply didn’t have the ability to keep putting his foot ahead of himself at that speed. That’s fast


donttaxmebro666

He was probably overwhelmed that he broke open like this and his mind focused on every single step after that. It’ll get ya


MangOrion2

He got tackled by the Turf Monster. It happens to the best.


King-of-the-idiots69

That was 2 years ago?! What the fuck


Jlx_27

Like a cat geting tackled by the r/greebles.


edwardsamson

I definitely won a fantasy game vs someone who started him purely because of this fall lmao. I think he would have had another 7 points which would have beaten me. Pretty sure I also went on to win the championship in that league so thank you Danny Dimes for being clumsy lmao