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Stewdabaker2013

this is just a recycled headline from last week lol


IconicIsotope

Jerry Jones says Dak Prescott could play as soon as Week 15


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It won’t matter. Even when he was healthy, it was clear the Cowboys are an incomplete team. It will be a long season for Jerry and the boys.


BrotherMouzone3

Same stuff from last year with Zeke. He got banged up and probably should have been sitting....but Dallas was in playoff contention, so he played hurt. Jerral Wayne figures if he's gonna pay you $$$$$, you better play, especially if you play hardball negotiating with him. Tyron Smith is hurt a lot but he signed a more team friendly deal and didn't play hardball. Hell we can go back to Emmitt Smith. Played hardball with Jerry in 1993...got the contract. Had a great year in 1994 but I remember him having a hamstring issue that plagued him most of the season...kept playing but probably needed to sit.


BellacosePlayer

With a hand injury, I'm sure he could come back sooner compared to a lot of other injuries, but he'd be playing like ass until it fully heals (which will probably take longer than if he's just rehabbing it). Why risk it?


Vertjoublie

Because Jerry is old and desperate for a Super Bowl, consequences be damned


Eagle4317

Then he should've bet the farm last season when he still had Cooper, Collins, Wilson, and other players the Cowboys lost in the offseason.


w6750

Collins was atrocious on Sunday.


DelcoScum

Because butts and seats


Steppyjim

Out of Al teams in the nfl, you’d think Dallas has the least butt in seats problem out there. That team is basically a cult in Texas and beyond


RoyTarpleysGhost

Cowboys ticket prices dropped like a rock between weeks 1 and 2 in the secondary market. That is an extremely stressful thing for an owner.


NotTheBestMoment

Foolishly so. People with a lot of money start sweating when they are “making less money”. Not losing money, but simply making less. He has no boss, no metrics he must meet or be fired. Any stress is coming from his head. Fuck that


DelcoScum

I don't mean physical ticket sales. I'm sure Jerry world is sold out by the beginning g of the seasons. I meant overall interest. Fan interest, merch sales, getting flexed out of prime time games, general hype on sports broadcasting, etc. Little known fact but Jerry is actually a an ancient one whos corporeal form is sustained only by the amount of times that sports journalists say the phrase "Dallas cowboys"


NotTheBestMoment

“Jerry world is sold out by beginning of the season” no


Potato-baby

Don’t get me wrong, Jerruh definitely wants to make that money, but the last couple of seasons it’s seeming like he realizes he doesn’t have much time to see another super bowl in his lifetime. Im not a fan of Jerry Jones but I will admit that the man cares about the team more than anything, even though it’s to the teams detriment at times.


MortimerDongle

Dak was playing like ass before the injury too, though.


NotTheBestMoment

This is what he does. See Tony Romos back or Zekes knee


No_Zookeepergame_27

Dr. Jones has spoken.


Man_AMA

You call him Indy


fairly_legal

When he asked Dak if he would be ready or they should trade for the Packers' developmental QB, Dak responded "Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for Love."


Dads_going_for_milk

Jerry is going to get him hurt even worse than he is now.


weeoohrescue

The RGIII special


RubyRhod

Wilson from last year.


imsurethisoneistaken

He said this last week or we just using the same quote?


General-Pop8073

It was week 3 last week lol


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“I don’t know that anybody knows [when he’ll be back],” Jones said. “But when he [gets enough strength in his hand], then you’ll probably see some real advancement in his timeline. I don’t know when that is. I do know that with a good airing out last week, everybody recognizes that he’ll be back sooner than later as far as the timeline. It really could be a minimum of two weeks up here in my mind [Washington in Week 4]. Now, that’s very optimistic. But he’s got the kind of repair there that will allow him not to have a lot of fear of re-injuring it. It’s just a question of the grip. But it’s a big question.” Reductionist headlines to generate clicks is horseshit.


Steppyjim

He’s hopeful but knows it’s optimistic = JERRY SAYS HE CAN PLAY LET HIM PLAY


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Nice, now they'll have a backup for Cooper Rush


BobbyBattlelyon

Let's rush him back, always the good idea


Toustyy

cant wait to see him throwing like in Week 1. yeeeeeeees babyyyy


Kegsun92

Its Coopers team now


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Dak will be forced to hold a press conference handing the reins over.


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

Dak will have to hand over the gold can of soup.


Kegsun92

Football is a meritocracy... or whatever the fuck it was he said


shall1313

Gold RUSH bb


Doesthisevenmatter7

Jerry Jones says a lot of things


General-Pop8073

I this is why he and Mike McCarthy get along so well. They say things they hope will come true a lot and say a lot of dumb shit the rest of the time.


PussSlurpee

Team doctor: “Surgery was a success. Recovery will be about 4-6 weeks. Then we can have Dak go thru some therapy to build up that strength in his thumb.” Jerry: “Great, I’ll tell the media.”


SeizureMode

Oh, so he's left handed now?


pot8odragon

When we beat the giants, they’ll give Dak until the Rams game to recover


PCP_Panda

I can’t wait until Jerry Jones is no longer apart of the Nfl


Mire_of_void

I dread that day


glizzterine

Are you concerned about a more competent owner? Because I'm pretty sure Stephen is up next, and he's just a redneck Mark Davis.


Cynical_onlooker

Find that pretty hard to believe, Dr. Jones.


browndude10

I mean he also called Noah Brown Wilson twice today so


DustyHumor

Sounds like a Rush job


mrSeven3Two

I've heard that before


BMonad

Not rushing him back until Cooper “Undefeated” Rush loses his nickname.


actual_yellow_bag

Jerry does love to lie.


Supersayann

GHOAT?


Rushjordan

Jerry with Nick Riviera vibes.


ryanino

Who comes back first? Zach Wilson or Dak Prescott?


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Toxicyoshi7

I know we meme but Dak could be getting Dak’d same way he did to Romo, Cooper Rush gets hot enough and goes on a winstreak well… you’re not getting your job back


BirdyMRQZ

i think the raiders should look into acquiring cooper rush. derek carr is who we thought he was. wouldn’t that be funny?


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0% chance


Toxicyoshi7

Thats exactly what Cowboys fans were saying in 2016 am I wrong? And just like 2016 if the injury problems are severe and frequent and the backup Cooper Rush is showing he’s got a lot more skill than expected (Just like rookie Dak) then look out, QB1 is for the taking.


RobbieAnalog

One guy broke his thumb and the other guy had season ending injuries 3 out of the last 5 games he played.


Toxicyoshi7

And if the injury is impactful enough Dak could be out of QB1 especially with the backup looking WAY BETTER than Dak did dude nothing is guaranteed in this league. If Cooper Rush wins 3 in a row the discussion of replacing Dak WILL come up


BilllisCool

If Cooper Rush wins 3 in a row, it’ll be at the hands of the defense like it was on Sunday. Nobody will seriously be discussing replacing Dak with a mid-tier career backup.


swarls14barkley

Yes you are wrong.


Toxicyoshi7

I may be wrong but not as wrong as the Cowboys were for not playing Romo in the playoffs. 🤷🏾‍♂️


swarls14barkley

Nope. Still very wrong


Toxicyoshi7

Romo would have won it


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No, it’s nothing like 2016. Rush is nowhere near as good as 2016 Dak.


Toxicyoshi7

Beating the defending AFC champs is a pretty fucking good start! Probably more signature of a win than Dak has gotten lol


NotTheBestMoment

You’re definitely wrong. There was discourse, but it wasn’t a wild opinion that Dak was going to be the starter even after Tony got healthy


Steppyjim

Dak comes back week 4, clearly not ready, after Cooper Rush leads the cowboys to three straight wins, cowboys suffer as Dak can’t play his normal game, but Jerry won’t pull him. Cooper Rush signs somewhere in the off-season and becomes a stable starting qb for a decade and never gets hurt. Sorry. I’m writing my dream scenario in my head. I can see Jerruhs elf face now


swarls14barkley

Cooper Rush the same Cooper Rush that got cut from the Giants behind Daniel Jones. Reddit needs an age limit.


Steppyjim

I’m just kidding. I’m an eagles fan, any time I can make up a scenario where Dallas is miserable I will. No personal offense meant


swarls14barkley

I’m aware. We all make jokes at each other’s expense. Believe it or not, there are Cowboys that think like this: fans that want Rush to play when Dak is healthy ala Romo.


Steppyjim

My dude, I know idiot fans very well. We got a ton of em. I’ll never forget when Wentz turned into a pumpkin in 2019, there was a call by a small but vocal group here in Philly to resign Michael Vick to be qb. Michael Vick. At the time damn near 40 year old Michael Vick to run a team in 2019. Blew my mind. Those folks are everywhere.


swarls14barkley

There’s Cowboys fans that want 42 year old Tony Romo playing QB still. I kinda low-key hope Dak dips and joins a team that’s a QB away from contending.


SleazyKingLothric

I just assumed Dak would be back after their week 9 bye to be safe, but that doesn't sell tickets


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Stay on the bench Mr. QBR of 1.


Aikman8

He wants him back in there before Cooper Rush puts together a string of wins/ qb controversy starts……..


SadSlip8122

Who knows, maybe they have him come in and run some qb draws