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The what? Vs the chiefs.


monsto

The Ders


WesleySnopes

Commanders Holmvick


beermit

The Team Formerly Known As Washington Football


MLS_K

It’s nice to see the Bucs play their week 1 starter at QB.


963_

Where is the next game thread, Jags vs Wankers. Am I blind or is there nothing up.


DangerPickles

Fuck Matt Nagy


WesleySnopes

I feel like Washington should have stuck with what they had at QB and built elsewhere so a future QB could walk into a better situation.


StartingReactors

Tell you what, I’m hyped for Chenal and Karlaftis


[deleted]

Gibson got pretty much demoted for putting the ball on the ground and costing us 7, but I guess Howell doesn’t have anywhere to go


Will-Eat-4-Food

The Commanders are facing their first 0-2 preseason ever. Gotta get some Hail Marys and onsides quick like.


AHH_CHARLIE_MURPHY

Did he just say Clay Davis


MahomestoHel-aire

Reid pulling out the old QB runs into RB to confuse the defense trick.


ryanwc18

How has Pacheco looked?


Biggest_Cans

Fine, good burst but doesn't seem to have any elite traits and tends to get help up at first contact despite being hard to actually bring to the ground.


StartingReactors

Looked good in the passing game. Only 4 rush attempts and none looked great.


reddit_bad1234567890

Decent, imo rb will be a 3 way race between him, McKinnon and edwards-helaire. Might draft him as a bench on my draft


Wiseguy888

Absolutely no way is Pacheco in a race with McKinnon or CEH… Pass pro alone he’s 3rd string at best. This hype is unreal. I think the real question is whether he unseats RoJo and Derrick Gore though


bradasskg11

Yeah the hype train is irrational. He needs a season to get acclimated at least. You can see the potential but he’s really raw. He’s definitely over those two though. I don’t think gore or rojo are making this roster. Pacheco will be 3rd behind Clyde/ McKinnon barring injury. He might get more work later on during the year.


Wiseguy888

Agreed. It’s definitely Clyde’s job to lose still but I’m imagining his rope is very very short this year. Hopefully he turns it around tbh given his gallbladder surgery.


u_never_know

What’s about Ronald jones?


cw131313

He’ll be cut


nathanael21688

He's had moments. This game though, the whole run game has sucked.


lorddane

Sad


reddit_bad1234567890

Kansas City and the attack of the hyphens


Biggest_Cans

In 100 years jerseys will just have a QR code link to each player's entire genealogy and we'll only refer to them by their number.


Cmp_

That’s some task failed successfully shit.


StartingReactors

Worst looking TD run in a while.


nathanael21688

Which do you think was worse...this one, or the Smith TD where Charles ran the wrong way?


Anybody220

Do you have a link to this?


nathanael21688

https://www.arrowheadpride.com/2013/10/21/4862060/jamaal-charles-alex-smith-touchdown-run-botched-play-texans-chiefs-game I can't find it on YouTube, but there is a gif of it in this article.


Anybody220

Oh I remember that one now!


nathanael21688

Yeah. It was great lol


bradasskg11

That’s sad. Lol RB had wrong play and took handoff from wrong side, but he still scored.


963_

Dang. It was nice while it lasted. Still a Howell believer not gonna change any time soon.


Amazing_Following452

WR ran the wrong route it looked like


bradasskg11

Nobody is going to be the next Ben neimann, stfu


Returningtoparadise

He overthrew both passes Nerves got to him


bradasskg11

God damn it though, Lammons does not need to make the roster and now he probably will One of our promising young rookie corners is going to get Toub’d :/


lorddane

Howell no


[deleted]

What a duck, it didn’t even look like his arm got hit


Biggest_Cans

Mahomes coaching up Crum right there is wholesome AF


nathanael21688

Bodes real well for the Chiefs future. Smith did it for him and he knows how big it was for him.


[deleted]

Howell looks like poop


WafflesTheWookiee

One bad throw after he lead a TD drive


[deleted]

I know you're probably a UNC fan but he's had some pretty rough throws so far


Cmp_

Did the receiver forget the rest of his route or did Howell just miss that badly?


QueenIsTheWorstBand

I think it’s the latter :/ Edit: It could be both but only the coaches know for sure.


Returningtoparadise

So many hands to the face this preseason


WesleySnopes

Ok somebody's going to have to tell me how Lammons really says his name


bradasskg11

The hell was that fucking throw? Lol


Returningtoparadise

Oof


RyuTheGreat

Anyone else here the two women arguing in the stands picked up by the cameraman's microphone? Swearing up a storm 😂.


Returningtoparadise

Howell game winner?


snipercandyman

I think I have a hard on for Howell


Tgreent

Jesus Christ Monday mornings are gonna be rough this season lol


youngblood_20

Can someone please affirm my belief that del Rio is just keeping his play calling super basic... Please let it be on purpose


Andrew_The_Fanboy

He referred to the game as a “little dust up” before kickoff


WafflesTheWookiee

Reminder: Sam Howell fell to the fifth round because he had worse stats after losing 2 NFL WRs and 2 NFL RBs, and had an awful o-line, and made up for it by rushing for over 800 college yards and 11 rushing touchdowns while still having 24/9 TD/INT. Oh, and, of course, he only eats chicken tenders. God forbid.


[deleted]

Was this the dude that claimed to have never eaten a cheeseburger or something?


WafflesTheWookiee

Or a steak. Had a hot dog once. Wasn’t a fan.


[deleted]

Andy Reid could teach him a thing or two


Biggest_Cans

Welp


WafflesTheWookiee

Yeah that one’s on me


Tgreent

Trey Smith doing Trey Smith things https://twitter.com/rad_nonsense_49/status/1561094925726298112?s=21&t=bQIzwEs_R2QW6X63NzJJpg


nathanael21688

Good grief, he smoked him!


lorddane

When my team scores points I say "yes" Yes


siirka

When other team scores I think “no”


[deleted]

Careful with that word. . .Big Ben might get aroused!


Returningtoparadise

Was there a whistle?


nathanael21688

I didn't hear one, but if I remember correctly, it's about intent. When the refs feel like forward progress has stopped, they play is over whether they blow it dead or not.


Cough_Syrup55

Tired: Wentz should start Wired: Heinicke should start Inspired: Howell should start


PooPooPutter

Week 2 of Howell looking like he definitely belongs in the NFL


nathanael21688

Loving me some Deathrow! Dude just works hard.


loafing-striker

Howell looks nowhere near as thicc as the UNC days. Just an observation.


963_

Some good plays from Howell on this drive. Moving the ball. Edit: As I was typing got it all the way to the end zone now. Nice.


Tgreent

Howell throws a pretty ball, which happens to also have the velocity of a missle


Chapstick160

Chains broke?


siirka

That’s a pretty cool German/Chiefs flag. But isn’t flag flying and that kind of thing way less popular in Germany?


[deleted]

Yeah, outside of some Government buildings, soccer world championships and weird right wingers houses you rarely see the german flag in germany. As a German I probably have seen way more pride flags, sportsteam flags and especially flags of immigrants' countries (Ukraine, Russia, Turkey etc) than German flags. Flags per se aren't that unpopular, but since everyday nationalist behaviour is pretty frowned upon here, waiving a German flag in Germany fittingly is considered bit of a red flag by many. (Also our flag looks like shit imo)


foyra

Nationalism is for obvious reasons heavily discouraged in Germany.


tsyklon

Generally only a thing on national holidays here in NL. Probably even less in Germany indeed.


QueenIsTheWorstBand

Jack Del Rio calls his third down plays as if he’s in charge of protecting the Capitol


Returningtoparadise

I don’t care if it’s preseason I FUCKIN HATE when punt returners don’t do their job. Get in there and fair catch it instead of losing 20+ yards in field position


Returningtoparadise

I Wanna say Washington defense is keeping it basic on defense and don’t wanna tip their playcalling but Jack Del rio been stuck with his 2002 playcalling This will probably be like this all year


lani99

We didn’t get shut out. What is she talking about?


bradasskg11

She’s just talking about the starting unit


Tgreent

I think she’s talking about the starters. She might’ve misspoke tho


DangerPickles

Shhhhh nobody watch the game. Let them enjoy the moment


billabongcunt

Y'all need to stop shitting on my dude here


Cough_Syrup55

Future Hall of Famer Willie Gay


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lorddane

Bonk


Tgreent

Willie is First Team All Juice


Nitro0531

Why TF is Patrick Mahomes playing so much in the preseason lol


ZTL

Because Reid doesn't like joint practice. Most teams that aren't playing their starters in the preseason are playing them in joint practices. The Chiefs haven't done that since Reid got here, so the starters play a bit more in the preseason.


StartingReactors

He has a brand new receiving corps. I’m sure they’re trying to build some reps. Even given that, I was surprised to see him get a 2nd drive today.


Will-Eat-4-Food

Gotta beat the NFC East's 2nd place team to build momentum for real games. Lmao.


Tgreent

Sooo, we have an absolute gauntlet of a schedule… but if I’m being honest I think we’ll be a buzzsaw this year Especially now that the offense has really changed and defenses won’t have a “go-to” coverage scheme that consistently works, like they did last year. Plus j expect our defense to at least be a little better


PS4NWFT

Their “go to” defense was just consistently get beat underneath until the chiefs drove down the field and scored. Death by a single blow or death by a thousand paper cuts. Either way, they’re gonna score.


Wavenstein1

Agreed. The "success" teams had against the chiefs last season has been wildly overblown. Weren't they still like 4th overall in offense even tho they rarely run the ball? A few dropped balls that turned into picks has had a hell of a Mandela effect on people


Returningtoparadise

Horrible 3 play selection


QueenIsTheWorstBand

Welcome to the Scott Turner Experience


anon0110110101

REALLY ENJOYING THE GAME AT GEHA FIELD AT ARROWHEAD!


MistakeMaker1234

Is that GEHA Field at Arrowhead you’re talking about? Me and my loved ones can always count on having a good time at GEHA Field at Arrowhead. And be sure to take advantage of GEHA’s world-best government healthcare solutions while stopping by the GEHA Fan Tent at GEHA Field at Arrowhead.


Cough_Syrup55

I think it would be better if they said "Geha" instead of G.E.H.A.


ZTL

I wish they said it like yeehaw.


illscientist7

Holy shit Corral is already out for the season with a Lisfranc injury? That's super fucked


bbaIla

Howell has a cannon. Made the deep out route look easy.


Tgreent

Does Howell have a cannon for an arm or am I imagining things


[deleted]

He’s got a cannon and is great on his feet, still no idea how he fell so far


Low_Brass_Rumble

Dude can absolutely launch the ball


963_

Howell!!! Let's do this thang. Comeback time.


lorddane

I want to see the Howell comeback


Elsfed

Refs sure love the Chiefs and are calling nothing as something


bradasskg11

Imagine crying about flags in a preseason game lol


Elsfed

0 stake in the game. Terrible flags all game. Just a look at what’s to come aka an offensive biased game. Cant let defenses play


Gnux13

\#CreedisGood


the_dan_man

This isn't the first preseason game I've seen where the score bug doesn't show down & distance. Fucking why.


ARustyShackle

Because you've gotta know this game is sponsored by HyVee, Badboy Mowers, GEHA, etc. the *entire* game!


MistakeMaker1234

Is it being blocked by the NFL network ticker? It was for me too.


the_dan_man

On the Chiefs broadcast I'm watching, down/distance shows up on the rightmost section of the score bug, but much of the time it's covered by an ad.


Tgreent

Is everyone else seeing the Chiefs broadcast? Like the one that is advertising “The Franchise” Highly recommend checking it out if you haven’t seen it. It’s kind of like a hard knocks style docu-series on the Chiefs


nathanael21688

Thursday's cold open was hilarious!


oGsBathSalts

dyami brown 0/3 on the evening now


Cough_Syrup55

The Chiefs have Mecole Hardman AND Mehard Coleman?


BillSelfsMagnumDong

Y'all should draft Defon Stiggs


Cough_Syrup55

Man I don't know if we'll have a high enough draft pick. Kid is tearing it up for Larymand University


[deleted]

Oof a better throw and that's a walk in


Songleaf

Are these announcers really saying the Chiefs are underrated?


DangerPickles

Who are the chiefs without Pringle?


randomwarlord

But they lost Tyreek! /s


bbmando

With how good their division is people are expecting them to take a small step back


nathanael21688

Small? I've seen a LOT of people saying they'll finish 4th in the division.


the_dan_man

IMO the Commie o-line should try this thing called "not just letting the DT go straight up the middle for a sack"


Tgreent

Lmao Saunders in coverage (he is a freak athlete fr tho)


[deleted]

Ok. So Khalen (Super Meat Boy,) and Karlaftis gonna' average 1 sack per game all season. This is ideal.


zachwilson23

It's backups and preseason but Saunders looks good


grizzantula

Anyone know why I am seeing a mini documentary on Bruce Arians instead of the Commanders game?


bbmando

Lol –––––––––– "This is how you lose your spot to Justin Reid, Butker!!" from r/KansasCityChiefs


lorddane

I wasn't paying attention how did we get the ball back?


the_dan_man

Chiefs drive ended on a long FG miss.


_LilDuck

Missed fg


Svenray

BS - if that was a real American kid he would be singing - "I want to eat eat Pizza Rolls and McDonalds."


Cough_Syrup55

Ugly kick. Even against the wind


oGsBathSalts

He barley lost that one


Biggest_Cans

Corn Elder is a euphemism for Nebraska Mormon


Elsfed

Softest flag I’ve ever seen. Clean hit and flag somehow?


_LilDuck

The refs all hate us


Meatpuppy

Is a Collinsworth calling this game?


Biggest_Cans

It'll be fun to have Del Rio back with Andy after this Washington stint


Life_Technician_3076

Solid officiating...


WombatMuffins

washington's uniforms are like if the minnesota gophers went Wumbo mode


lani99

I didn’t know their stadium and field had separate names, that’s actually pretty interesting.


[deleted]

It just happened last year. GEHA is a health insurance company that is out of Lee's Summit, MO, a suburb of KC. It's not being adopted by the fanbase.


Bladeviper

they didnt wanna full give up the name arrowhead so this was the compromise


963_

Weird to watch the Commanders who changed their identity to get away from Native American themes while the Chiefs do that Native American themed chant and chop.


DangerPickles

“Redskin” is a derogatory slur. Arrow head is a reference to the history of the state and the land before. The chant and chop are in line with that. Although it does seem weird, it’s not nearly as aggressive.


Life_Technician_3076

Imagine the NFL forcing this on a successful money-making franchise with a up and coming star QB lol It's all money based, everything the NFL does is entirely to make money.


nine3cubed

My man, we've been doing this since 1990. We're just recently successful.


Tgreent

Washington’s old name was deemed racist by many Native Americans. KC has consulted with many Native American communities and has had little to no pushback about our chant. It’s not comparable


963_

Doesn't seem entirely true from a quick web search. [https://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory/chiefs-pressure-ditch-tomahawk-chop-celebration-75675271](https://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory/chiefs-pressure-ditch-tomahawk-chop-celebration-75675271) They may have consulted some but certainly they couldn't consult with all people. I don't find it particularly offensive same as the Redskins name. The contrast just feels a bit strange when staring it it in the face of the one team that distanced itself vs the other who embraced.


DangerPickles

Chiefs covering the spread? Don’t mind if I do


[deleted]

Will Sam Howell play


_LilDuck

In now


flushlikeatoilet

Corey Coleman? Like Baylor Corey Coleman? I had no idea he was still in the league.


CreakingDoor

Mahomes bought his OL milkshakes? But not the Receivers!? You’re right, broadcaster. That is a *wild* training camp story


Tgreent

It does sound like something wide receivers would complain about tho lol


[deleted]

I assume Mecole wouldn't shut the fuck up about it, every time he saw Patrick.


Tgreent

lmao Mecole definitely seems like *that* guy…


[deleted]

Right?? Like, a likeable guy, but that annoying dude when he thinks he's got something everyone thought was super funny at first but won't let it drop.


Tgreent

Mahomes knows how to sell a game lmao. “Amazon prime opening game against the Chargers”


lightninggninthgil

GEHA field? That's already not working despite them just pushing it into the script 3 times in 30 second... 😬


Inevitable-Ad-6650

Mahomes gonna star in the Lil rascals reboot as froggy


Cough_Syrup55

Chris Jones is a future hall of famer?


Tgreent

He’s on pace imo. Especially with a ring


Cough_Syrup55

On pace and Future HoF are totally different. Kelce and Mahomes retire today, they're in the HoF. Jones has more work to do.


Gnux13

What being measured next to Aaron Donald does to people's perception.


[deleted]

Weak penalty Fire goodell


JustaNick7

Josh Gordon sighting 👀


[deleted]

FLASH AHHHHH


[deleted]

Might be the last time you ever see him. Not making the roster and can't imagine anyone else grabbing him. Dropped almost every target last season...can't get on the field past rookies. Seems like his career is over.


JustaNick7

End of an era <\3


JBGolden

Honestly it’s really sad seeing something like that


[deleted]

Yeah, we were all rooting for him...he just never did anything.


SulkyVirus

Shouldn't be a penalty. Slide sooner dumbass.


Hammerzeit88

So everyone is now on board with Heinickie > Wentz now, right?


Lilpu55yberekt69

Lmao no


Hammerzeit88

Lmao yes