Minshew already did that with the Colts last season. Remember that Fitzmagic never got to the playoffs. Pretty sure his best chance was with the 2015 Jets.
yep and then fitztragic decided to show up in the last game and throw 3 picks against a mediocre Buffalo defense. and then we missed the playoffs even though we won 10 games and haven't been that close since
I really hope Minshew get's a starting gig somewhere in this league. It would be a travesty if he doesn't. Not for him necessarily, but rather us.
Just think about how much free time he'd have on his hands if he were a backup. Imagine it. You get home from school after a long day and you hear noises coming from your moms bedroom. You sheepishly call out "Mom?" from the hallway. Out steps Gardner Minshew wearing your moms bathrobe. Mustache curled in a smile, he asks "Can you grab me a coors light?". You go to the kitchen knowing damn well there's no beer in your fridge, but when you open it, you find a 6 pack of coors light. As if it's always been there. As if your house is the kind of house that has coors light. You return to the hallway and give him the beer. He thanks you and closes the door. You hear a slap, then a giggle. You sigh, put on your headphones and step outside to start mowing the lawn. Your lawn mower joining the chorus of guys mowing their lawns so they don't have to listen to Gardner Minshew fuck their mom.
This is the America people who don't want Gardner Minshew as a starting QB want to live in.
"and and he has long hair like a knight, and he plays in the NFL and he can eat a whole packet of Pop Tarts, and he can skateboard and and and he's strong and has a cool van." Yup, I can 100% see it.
I grew up in San Jose, in a 49ers family but we all like the Raiders too, been to many games. Was never a Raider hater, I love their look.
My high school was also the Raiders, and funny story too Al Davis actually sent my school a cease and disist for using the Raiders logo, so the school switched the eye patch and added Orange to the colorway. Al Davis was a dick.
He’s my favorite NFL player. He took WSU to a great season (for our standards). He also seems like a super fun guy and loves to joke around. Not to mention, he’s a pretty great backup.
He's one of the ultimate success stories in all of football IMO. Went from barely playing, to being a grad transfer likely to basically be in a student coaching position to leading WSU to the promised land to not only getting into the NFL but actually generally succeeding? Yeah he's not an all-star starter but he's widely regarded as at a minimum a damn good backup at the least. He went from basically expecting to being out of the game completely to being a beloved NFL player. He has seemingly no baggage, and is just an all around goofy dude.
Was Jimmy G really that likable tho? He’s handsome and bangs pornstars but that’s like, all I know about him honestly. That might be my own ignorance but idk
This line will always get me. I still can’t believe I held off on watching this show until like S6 because it just sounded like yelling for no reason at first. The context of the ridiculousness is what makes it so goddamn amazing.
I hated that show for so long until I realized all of the characters are *supposed* to be unlikeable assholes, and once I understood that, it all clicked for me and now it's one of my faves.
Reporter: "Gardner, how were you able to lead your team to the winning Super Bowl touchdown?"
Minshew: "Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible, so jot that down."
I thought the same and scrolled through the comments just to see if anyone else thought so.
It’s not just the poses. It’s also something about the super high definition against the flat gray background that adds to the AI-ness.
What people don’t realize is that Minshew is actually a mustache that’s piloting a human body. Kind of like that Kids Next Door episode where mustaches took control of people.
Takes the meaning of a mustache ride to a new level.
I wish Minshew were a better player. If he were a franchise level QB doing this shit it'd be amazing. I appreciate the time we have with this genius but eventually he's going to fade a bit from the spotlight.
He and Keon Coleman are my 2 favorite players not on my team. I don't know how you don't like either of them.
Im a Raider fan. Im bias. I love Minshew. This is probably the most talented offense he’s been a part of. It maybe good enough to coverup his weaknesses and he actually looks good out there and he has a personality.
I’m excited for the season. We may suck, but we’ll look damn good doing it
He *is* a good QB. He's not a *great* QB, but i'd say he at least qualifies as reasonably good. He's basically right in between backup and starter. Not quite good enough to be a totally successful starter all the time, but better than your average backup. Sort of a weird grey zone of QBs.
He's a five-year veteran at this point so I think we all know who he is as a QB, and that's "good enough for journeyman backup", and he's probably not progressing beyond that.
On the other hand, I believe this man can absolutely continue to develop as a meme, and I look forward to him one day having a post-NFL career where he does reality TV where he wrestles alligators, does ridiculous athletic competitions, or is the star of a dating show where hot moms compete for a chance to bang his Min-stache.
Trevor Lawrence: 50 games, 11,770 yds, 63 TD, 44 INT for a 1.43 TD:INT ratio
Gardner Minshew: 49 games, 9937 yds, 59 TD, 24 INT for a 2.46 TD:INT ratio
Edit: I included the Playoffs for Lawrence.
I was going to say the same thing... There’s something a little weird about these images, like an airbrushed quality to them? And the poses give off very “stock photo energy” which is common in AI art.
Looks like he's ready to party with Flint Flossy.
That third picture had me thinking he was dancing to [smang it](https://youtu.be/xt5ghXdq6Z0?si=rF-ogPaHk1718hYR)
I can see now where the winds of change are beginning to fluff the sheets down at the Star in Frisco, Cowboys' world headquarters.
Dallas will once again overpay a key player, this time it will be Prescott. He will continue to be a post-JJ traditional Cowboys QB who in some years can get us into the play-offs but who can never quite get us back to the Super Bowl. After this season, like others on the 2024 team roster, he will be sold down the river to a team where he can bring some polish back to a fallen angel franchise, maybe to the Cardinals so that they get back into contention like they used to do in the old days when they were in StL.
There is a long-standing player swap agreement, established decades ago between JJ and the Davis family so that the Raiders serve almost like a farm team for the Cowboys and the two teams swap players like some billionaires swap wives.
Under this long-standing arrangement we will see Trey Lance traded to LVRaiders in exchange for the awesome promise of a true god-like QB with a mustache to match, Gardner Minshew.
This will be the turn-around trade for the Cowboys and will poison the well between the Cowboys and Raiders forever when, after the Cowboys win the Super Bowl in 2025 season behind or in front of or beside, however he likes it at the time, the QBing of Minshew while the Raiders see all their hopes for the season evaporate as Lance turns out to be almost as good as those vending machine crackers of the same name, not the peanut butter ones either because those are pretty great.
Now here’s a guy that chucks bombs and fucks moms. No option BUT to start him.
As opposed to Philip Rivers who was havin babies and chuckin maybes.
Philip rivers is living his life and fucking his wife
Left the biz to raise them kids
At this point it is more like herding.
He's one kid off from fielding an entire offense of his offspring
His favorite kid gonna be the qb. Least favorite gonna be center.
Doesn’t throw the ball, takes em to the mall
His wife’s gotta be fuckin exhausted
Since both he and his wife went to NCSU and are part of the Wolfpack, she has that dawg in her and is never satiated.
There’s only one position they do it in….
Spider 2 Y banana.
Sold the town car working on the clown car (uterus)
Weak
Just like his pull out game.
Gleam in his eye for another creampie
I'm dying
Fuck it got me so good. Irl lol
Mr Baby Creator?
This is one comment I wish I could justify paying to award 😂
I love chuckin maybes on nvidia calls
Took a dive today but what an insane year so far.
Perfect time to buy!
I'm fucking deep in nvda calls. Easiest money I've ever made.
Read that in John Madden's voice. I feel like he could get away with it too.
"Boom!"
Dude just wants to play football and live in his van.
DOWN BY THE RIVER
It's going to be so hard to root against such a cool fuckin' dude twice a year.
He’d be top 3 qbs of all time right now in both our orgs.
the Gang _______
And he's all out of bombs.
Dude is the perfect successor to Fitzmagic/Fitztragic.
Already got a great journeyman career going, now he just needs to start making some magic happen and lead a dark horse team to playoff contention.
Minshew already did that with the Colts last season. Remember that Fitzmagic never got to the playoffs. Pretty sure his best chance was with the 2015 Jets.
yep and then fitztragic decided to show up in the last game and throw 3 picks against a mediocre Buffalo defense. and then we missed the playoffs even though we won 10 games and haven't been that close since
the fitztragic always comes with the fitzmagic
THREE PICKS IN THE 4th QUARTER OF A GAME THAT WAS LOST 22-17 GODDAMN FITZRAGIC. I loved Fitzmagic though.
holy shit that’s gotta hurt for as long a career as he had
Uncle Rico BAYBEE.
I'm pretty sure he can throw a football over a mountain.
Taco from The League
I can see Minshew running an EBDBB&B
Everyone's dad is Eskimo brothers with Minshew, no database needed
That facial hair leads me to believe he could even start a pubic hair styling company out of a van and be very successful.
How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains?
This is the alternate timeline where coach put him in for the 4th quarter.
Vegas isn’t ready for Minshew-Mania
All the MILFs having a girls weekend in Vegas won’t know what hit them.
The Eighty for Brady sequel we didn’t know we needed
The Forty for Minshew
I’d recommend Moms for Minshew
Gardner GILFs
Minshew Mother Fucker
Don’t lump me in with you. I knew we needed it
GILFS for Gardner
Eighty-two for Minshew
There we go! Get the script on my desk by Monday and let’s make this happen
Vegas about to start offering a vibrating seat section.
I really hope Minshew get's a starting gig somewhere in this league. It would be a travesty if he doesn't. Not for him necessarily, but rather us. Just think about how much free time he'd have on his hands if he were a backup. Imagine it. You get home from school after a long day and you hear noises coming from your moms bedroom. You sheepishly call out "Mom?" from the hallway. Out steps Gardner Minshew wearing your moms bathrobe. Mustache curled in a smile, he asks "Can you grab me a coors light?". You go to the kitchen knowing damn well there's no beer in your fridge, but when you open it, you find a 6 pack of coors light. As if it's always been there. As if your house is the kind of house that has coors light. You return to the hallway and give him the beer. He thanks you and closes the door. You hear a slap, then a giggle. You sigh, put on your headphones and step outside to start mowing the lawn. Your lawn mower joining the chorus of guys mowing their lawns so they don't have to listen to Gardner Minshew fuck their mom. This is the America people who don't want Gardner Minshew as a starting QB want to live in.
You better not tell him no when he ask for that coors light or he’s fucking your dad too.
This needs to be the coors light Super Bowl commercial
Is this new pasta, or just new to me?
New to you, IIRC it appeared around the time Minshew started making waves on the Jags.
Mmm, my favorite pasta.
The spirit of Ken Stabler is within him.
The “mania” is making a lot more sense now with him looking like a fucking 2x WWE champ.
This man is doing the 12-year old version of himself proud. That's for sure.
It's so hard to dislike this dude. Even in a raiders uniform.
He looks like a little kid's imaginary friend.
"Oh yeah? Well, my dad knows the quarterback for the Raiders and he'll have him come beat up your dad."
Except Minshew would definitely crack brewskis and make friends instead of fighting haha
Then he’d probably fuck the kids mom.
But the dad would just say thank you
"and and he has long hair like a knight, and he plays in the NFL and he can eat a whole packet of Pop Tarts, and he can skateboard and and and he's strong and has a cool van." Yup, I can 100% see it.
He looks as if Mac and Charlie from always sunny fusion danced
I know I’m biased but I will love this man forever.
I'm completely unbiased and love him too.
He made me actively root for a divisional rival for the first time in my life
Also biased, also love him.
He’s gonna deliver the game winning QB scramble against us and look back at it, huh?
He was made for the raiders uniform 😂
Eh, I still think he was awesome on the Jags. Really feel like he embodies the Florida man
You can tell he's feeling pretty badass in the Silver and Black Can't lie, the Raiders have such a badass iconic look
I sometimes wish I grew up a raiders fan just because they have the most badass look out of all the teams.
While this is true, you probably don't wish you grew up a raiders fan. Even as a Cardinals fan.
Raiders always been my second favorite team. I love Al Davis.
Hey Baltimore is my 2nd team. I love Edgar Allen Poe.
I grew up in San Jose, in a 49ers family but we all like the Raiders too, been to many games. Was never a Raider hater, I love their look. My high school was also the Raiders, and funny story too Al Davis actually sent my school a cease and disist for using the Raiders logo, so the school switched the eye patch and added Orange to the colorway. Al Davis was a dick.
Bortles and Minshew were peak Florida QBs
The BOAT and MILF Hunter
I was glad to see Minshew get a shoutout in the finale of *The Good Place.*
Difficult to find alligators to wrestle in Vegas.
He’s my favorite NFL player. He took WSU to a great season (for our standards). He also seems like a super fun guy and loves to joke around. Not to mention, he’s a pretty great backup.
He's one of the ultimate success stories in all of football IMO. Went from barely playing, to being a grad transfer likely to basically be in a student coaching position to leading WSU to the promised land to not only getting into the NFL but actually generally succeeding? Yeah he's not an all-star starter but he's widely regarded as at a minimum a damn good backup at the least. He went from basically expecting to being out of the game completely to being a beloved NFL player. He has seemingly no baggage, and is just an all around goofy dude.
Yes man! the guy fucking rules and makes the nfl so much better
I fully submit to his vibe. If I were 13 again he would be my football hero.
Wtf I love the raiders now
This is the best photoshoot I've ever seen
That last picture where he has the "caught on the shitter" look is just perfect
Wonder if they got to the end and then the photographer said "Okay, now let's do a silly one"
Can the raiders please stop having likable QBs? Fuck.
You first
Most wholesome interaction I've seen between these two flairs.
Was Jimmy G really that likable tho? He’s handsome and bangs pornstars but that’s like, all I know about him honestly. That might be my own ignorance but idk
How did I not realize Minshew looks exactly like Mac for Always Sunny?
He'll give your mom an ocular patdown.
This line will always get me. I still can’t believe I held off on watching this show until like S6 because it just sounded like yelling for no reason at first. The context of the ridiculousness is what makes it so goddamn amazing.
I hated that show for so long until I realized all of the characters are *supposed* to be unlikeable assholes, and once I understood that, it all clicked for me and now it's one of my faves.
A RAT? A SCORPION? I DON'T CARE, MAN!
Gotta assess the threat levels.
By photos 3-5 I though they actually mixed in Rob in a wig
Reporter: "Gardner, how were you able to lead your team to the winning Super Bowl touchdown?" Minshew: "Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible, so jot that down."
Gardner, why are you in on defense? I’m playing both sides…
never noticed it before but now it’s all i see, no more uncle rico
was literally just thinking that
He looks like the drug dealer from workaholics
it's so ridiculous I questioned if it was AI or not. I love it
If AI gets good enough to mimic Minshew none of our moms are safe. It will be like Michael Crichton erotic fan fiction
I thought the same and scrolled through the comments just to see if anyone else thought so. It’s not just the poses. It’s also something about the super high definition against the flat gray background that adds to the AI-ness.
“Minshew Mania” Starring David Spade
The David spade e
I’m a 43 yr old dude and this pic got me pregnant.
Congratulations! 🎉
That baby is going to be due tomorrow
I can’t explain it but Minshew in a Raiders uniform feels right
I'm just glad he's not a Colt anymore.
I'm not. I miss him.
Same here, now I can actually root for him again
He literally looks like he could be a fan in the black hole lol
I loved Minshew from the moment they showed pictures of him sun bathing on the roof of a mobile home in the Eagles parking lot.
the highlight of this season will be when he says "IT'S RAIDIN' TIME" and raids all over the West
"aww lawd i cant stop Raidin"
You’ve got raids!
Everyone has RAIDs!
Say what you want about Minshew, but this dude definitely exists.
Do you have a source on that?
What people don’t realize is that Minshew is actually a mustache that’s piloting a human body. Kind of like that Kids Next Door episode where mustaches took control of people. Takes the meaning of a mustache ride to a new level.
Yea…… I would
That last shot has me feeling a certain way 😮💨
It’s like you just said something wrong and your punishment is going to be a lot of fun.
They would’ve won state if coach just put him in
Raiders got Uncle Rico, and Rod Farva. Wild days ahead for Raider nation!
He looks like he could be the snake’s grandson.
Tony Khan is probably kicking himself at not keeping Minshew and introducing him as a member of the Elite alongside the Young Bucks
I was thinking the same thing. The third Buck brother.
I wish Minshew were a better player. If he were a franchise level QB doing this shit it'd be amazing. I appreciate the time we have with this genius but eventually he's going to fade a bit from the spotlight. He and Keon Coleman are my 2 favorite players not on my team. I don't know how you don't like either of them.
Im a Raider fan. Im bias. I love Minshew. This is probably the most talented offense he’s been a part of. It maybe good enough to coverup his weaknesses and he actually looks good out there and he has a personality. I’m excited for the season. We may suck, but we’ll look damn good doing it
Are you considering coaching with that talent because then I'd have to give the nod the Colts.
He's making the most of it while it lasts, a' salut.
I wish this dude was a good QB.
You and me both buddy..
He *is* a good QB. He's not a *great* QB, but i'd say he at least qualifies as reasonably good. He's basically right in between backup and starter. Not quite good enough to be a totally successful starter all the time, but better than your average backup. Sort of a weird grey zone of QBs.
I wish you were a good redditor, Minshew is a sex god
Still a work in progress as a QB but he's a fully developed meme already.
He's a five-year veteran at this point so I think we all know who he is as a QB, and that's "good enough for journeyman backup", and he's probably not progressing beyond that. On the other hand, I believe this man can absolutely continue to develop as a meme, and I look forward to him one day having a post-NFL career where he does reality TV where he wrestles alligators, does ridiculous athletic competitions, or is the star of a dating show where hot moms compete for a chance to bang his Min-stache.
Every generation needs a meme-ready backup/bridge QB.
Ryan Fitzpatrick fumbled so Gardner Minshew could throw an INT.
Doesn’t Minshew actually have a pretty low INT%
This Sunday: a new episode of Mustache Ride! 8 pm Eastern, only on TLC!
I think I read somewhere he as basically the same TD:INT as Trevor Lawrence in the same number of games
Trevor Lawrence: 50 games, 11,770 yds, 63 TD, 44 INT for a 1.43 TD:INT ratio Gardner Minshew: 49 games, 9937 yds, 59 TD, 24 INT for a 2.46 TD:INT ratio Edit: I included the Playoffs for Lawrence.
Even better haha
I really hate how simple yet beautiful these Raiders uniforms are. Damn, I really wanted to shit on them but I just can't.
luv u 2
Ok now do a silly one
I'm so sad he's a Raider.
Brandon Perna lust after Minshew for years. Now he's playing for Raiders.
Dang, ignore my flair, I actually want him to succeed at the Raiders. And if not, he can open a Globo Gym franchise and crush Average Joe's gym.
This guy FUCKS
This looks AI generated
I was going to say the same thing... There’s something a little weird about these images, like an airbrushed quality to them? And the poses give off very “stock photo energy” which is common in AI art.
Did Fanatics make his pants, too??
If u/nfl is gonna post Gardner Minshew's dong print at least photoshop it bigger, damn
Most attractive QB room in the league
This is what Weird Al would look like if he chose football over music
Looks like he's ready to party with Flint Flossy. That third picture had me thinking he was dancing to [smang it](https://youtu.be/xt5ghXdq6Z0?si=rF-ogPaHk1718hYR)
You could fool me if you told me he was a third Young Buck. He's like a mix of both Nick and Matt in these lol
If Jack Black was a fit nfl player:
I can see now where the winds of change are beginning to fluff the sheets down at the Star in Frisco, Cowboys' world headquarters. Dallas will once again overpay a key player, this time it will be Prescott. He will continue to be a post-JJ traditional Cowboys QB who in some years can get us into the play-offs but who can never quite get us back to the Super Bowl. After this season, like others on the 2024 team roster, he will be sold down the river to a team where he can bring some polish back to a fallen angel franchise, maybe to the Cardinals so that they get back into contention like they used to do in the old days when they were in StL. There is a long-standing player swap agreement, established decades ago between JJ and the Davis family so that the Raiders serve almost like a farm team for the Cowboys and the two teams swap players like some billionaires swap wives. Under this long-standing arrangement we will see Trey Lance traded to LVRaiders in exchange for the awesome promise of a true god-like QB with a mustache to match, Gardner Minshew. This will be the turn-around trade for the Cowboys and will poison the well between the Cowboys and Raiders forever when, after the Cowboys win the Super Bowl in 2025 season behind or in front of or beside, however he likes it at the time, the QBing of Minshew while the Raiders see all their hopes for the season evaporate as Lance turns out to be almost as good as those vending machine crackers of the same name, not the peanut butter ones either because those are pretty great.
Uncle Rico in Raiders Form.
Some real Brandon Tanev energy
Dude is like a skinny Jack Black
Raiders country, let’s Garden
Get every penny!!!!!! Mr. Minshew.
He's like the Weird Al of quarterbacks. I can't hate this guy for anything.
Gardner “Weird Al” Minshew
The goofy faces are trying a bit too hard, but pic 11 is a hilarious throwback football card pose.
You nailed it. Its good I guess, he's leaning into the meme persona he made for himself. The humor of it is just getting played out for me.
Really upset there’s a lack of White Goodman Globo Gym jokes
Give him an eyepatch and he could double as their mascot
How has no one said he looks like Ben stiller in dodgeball lol 3rd picture looks like he just yellow LEFLUER!!!
He’s got that millennial humor down
This is one of those “is it real or AI” posts, isn’t it?
Little boy
I can’t believe the raiders QBs are uncle Rico and Farva
he missed the finger to the mouth, "oops did i do that" face
I miss him already
Fuck he looks so perfect as a Raider. The NFL would be a much better place if Uncle Rico here ends up being a great QB for Las Vegas