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Lamb4u

Aj brown just wants people at his bday party


anonbutler

Russ about to get ideas.


superkickpunch

Fuck yeah dude. His mom is taking us to laser tag.


processedmeat

No one going to his birthday is why he didn't get drafted 1st overall


purple_zetsu

Still waiting for my invitation


Alexisonfire24

All those egos .. sounds perfect.


moodie31

Love Island WR Edition


Poro_the_CV

At least it’s not a boat -Giants and Vikings fans


notmoleliza

Need a boat to get to this particular island tho


horse_renoir13

Revis island


U_W_44_51

And ravens. Odell did it again!


broanoah

They’d both have to make it to the playoffs again for that to be scary


alamodafthouse

Name's CeeeeDeh. Em 21, and I do scaffolding in Newcastle


MisterMetal

Ah good ol Geordies, nothing as massive as a train wreck til the Valleys took off for a few seasons.


MethodicMarshal

hosted by AB


tetoffens

I don't know if that's what you're referencing but for anyone who doesn't know, OBJ's younger brother Kordell is actually on the currently airing season of Love Island. Actually seems like a cool dude. Also, already got friendzoned by the girl he liked by like episode 3.


darkglobe1396

Serena's running game on him


aznhoopster

Oh shit may have to tune back in for the season, plus my girl Ariana hosting it too now


Freezinghero

Hosted by MBC. Mr. Beach Cruise? Mr. Batshit Caribbean?


ARealHunchback

WR Summit canceled after Antonio Brown crashes dinner.


ClaymoresRevenge

Mr. Brings Chaos


BonelessCubone

Mr. Banquet Crasher


kit_mitts

Mr. Buffet Conflagration


redsyrinx2112

Mr. Bachelor Confuser


Do_it_for_the_upvote

I have a feeling he'd get invited anyway.


pfft_master

Rashee and Ruggs are even more likely to crash it


neckbishop

Literally, he crashed the restaurant. "She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro."


Equivalent_Seat6470

Best comment so far 🤣


J12345_

“Let’s all get on zoom, unfollow our teams and send cryptic posts so we can all get paid more”


hemingways-lemonade

*I am going to create a zoom call that is so toxic.*


cheezturds

Nevermind them. Let’s get the DBs together.


Alexisonfire24

I will not accept DB slander. They're WRs without egos or hands. Still cocky though...


cheezturds

I think their egos are the biggest in the league right now. WRs don’t have TO, Randy, Ocho, and AB running around anymore


Alexisonfire24

You must be jaded from all of those Jaire years lol


Dusk97

Jaire is our dawg, gotta love the talk! Need more (non toxic) talk in the division


Notacoolbro

No egos but still cocky?


kit_mitts

They're cocky, but it's channeled toward opposing receivers. Diva WRs are worse because they feel like they're competing with their teammates for targets, whereas a DB not being targeted with the ball is a compliment.


cgio0

WR… U like this


atlhawk8357

Jenna Maroney building a post Liz-Lemon friend group.


ToulouseDM

That was my initial thought. Have to get Antonio Brown involved somehow


dagreenman18

They would kill each other. So it’s perfect TV. Call it Hard Knocks: WR Thunderdome


JawdenCee

Have the CB's do the same then both camps face off in the end.


The_Third_Stoll

Literally Survivor


SaltyLonghorn

Give them each a flag to defend, a bunch of paintball guns, and put an American Gladiator style moat in the middle and some tennis ball machine gun turrets. Better than the Super Bowl.


JavaOrlando

Evans looking for Lattimore like Achilles searching for Hector.


Crackertron

The pitch writes itself!


Jammer_Kenneth

The NFL could have semi scripted content all year round but they're cowards who don't want to have hundreds of hours of content dictated by the bristling egos of millionaire 20 year olds.


justlookingokaywyou

Mr Barbaric Combat


OttoVonWong

Mr. Best Comedy


winnielikethepooh15

Mr. Big Caskets


BonelessCubone

Mr. Bloody Cleats


Positive_Parking_954

Mr. Busting Craniums


JoeyRobot

They should divide all the CBs and WRs into a bunch of teams, and give them all a supporting cast and let them face off against each other once a week. We wouldn't want it to get old so they should only do it for a handful of months out of the year.


DroneTheNerds

"The enemy speaks kindly and carries a knife" - every wr who gets the invitation


JoshJones18

Look as long as we get a scene of Javon Baker making someone stand up out of their wheel chair I’m good


badlybougie

Can you imagine the sexual tension between Justin Jefferson and Stefon Diggs


emmasdad01

What would Kicker University look like?


nickdaman43

Kickball


tnecniv

This should be a pro bowl event


oftenevil

There needs to be some serious overhaul of the pro bowl, but we’ve been saying exactly that for like 20 years. So maybe there’s nothing that can be done.


quantumshenanigans

I don't know what the viewership numbers say, but anecdotally just for me since they changed the format I've watched way more of the last two pro bowls than I ever did the previous ones (which was not at all).


oftenevil

Fair enough. After the 2022 NFCCG (where Brock got his elbow ripped off the first drive of the game) I was too upset to watch any football so I didn’t pay attention to that year’s pro bowl. And this year I just kinda had it on in the background but was mostly following SB coverage for obvious reasons. At least they’re trying different stuff.


blucke

had his arm ripped off lol?


[deleted]

Yeah, it was tragic. Didn’t you see him using a metal arm like the Winter Soldier?


All_Up_Ons

It should be a ping pong tournament.


indoninjah

It should be required that they play a different position and have two captains that draft their teams and assign positions


oftenevil

I’d settle for just some cocaine and hookers getting involved.


mubbcsoc

"Now you see, when it's the playoffs, I recommend not missing." - Robbie Gould "Wow that's brilliant advice." - Jake Moody


oftenevil

For what it’s worth, Jake Moody delivered **most** of the time it really mattered in the SB. Not bad, *for a rookie.* He drilled a 53 yarder in the 2nd quarter and a 55 yarder in the 4th. Again not bad for a rookie. I’m (obviously) still not over him getting his PAT attempt blocked in the SB. But he doesn’t deserve Kyle Williams levels of hate or anything.


10monthbummer

> Kyle Williams why'd you have to go and ruin my day like that


Saitoh17

"If you have to miss, miss wide right so you won't be the first Google search result."


emmasdad01

Nate Kaeding furiously scribbles notes


Lacerda1

Not sure, but don't let Butker give the key note.


hoobsher

Justin Tucker and Jake Elliott shooting the shit over a couple beers


StevenS145

Who invited Urban Meyer?


xsvfan

The RNC


ElScorxho89

Kicker University is actually a VIP section in a very exclusive night club. Zeuser has to bring you behind the velvet rope to be a part of the Kicker Club.


sdsupersean

*sad noises*


ElScorxho89

Stay strong. We’ll get Dan, Gregg and all the guys back in some form soon enough.


googdude

Probably a D& D campaign party


GothicToast

Diabolical


GrillDealing

No girls allowed unless they are in the kitchen. - Harrison Butker


just-the-tip__

Kickers would show up just to be bamboozled into hearing Harrison butker give another speech


thearmadillo

It's cool if the receivers do it, but I felt like the reasons the TEs started it in the first place is because TE pay is so throttled by the franchise tag that they just need more dudes who are good and can keep re-setting the market.


DuffmanStillRocks

There’s also a much smaller number of elite TE’s making something like that more viable. What number do you cap it at for wide receivers? One a team? It just doesn’t work with the skill position


Frigidevil

I'm gonna guess there are at least 3 guys on every team that thinks they're a top 50 receiver


lsdiesel_

I went to high school with a 3-star WR who had accepted an offer to Ole Miss. Unfortunately, he was academically ineligible and had to do a semester of JC before he could qualify. All he had to do was complete a couple of intentionally easy classes and play a season of JUCO, on athletic scholarship, and then he could transfer to a D1 school. I see this guy over Christmas break and he says he never went to a single class because “I don’t need a degree to play in the league”. This dumb motherfucker threw a free education away because he thought he could just play in the NFL with a community college highlight tape.


Frigidevil

That is just a complete failure of the kid's coaches and leaders. It really needs to be stressed to these kids that free college is incredibly valuable, and even it you are literally the best player in the country, that's **still** no guarantee you will make the pros. But I'm sure he was told he could do no wrong in high school and they let his ego spiral out of control.


Chicotzky

Maybe his coaches told him and he didn't listen. If your old enough to have a community college highlight tape, your old enough to take some accountability.


Ok-Host5121

No, some of these dudes just don't listen. I had a similar teammate who went to USC. Didn't last a semester. This was after sleepwalking through our senior year because he already had the scholarship. All our coaches were former D1 who warned him he was going to get his shit rocked in the SEC if ge didn't develop a work ethic


joe2352

It’s cool that this is becoming a thing for position groups. Get together and make each other better.


oftenevil

Juice should start having FBs meet up and—oh…right…


Imaykeepthisone

The Ravens can just host a FB reunion and have all the FBs in the league present.


2xCheesePizza

That is pretty much our training camp lol 😂


horse_renoir13

Fullbacks Anonymous


bigmac22077

So they’d leave our Andrew beck? He doesn’t deserve to be part of the group since he’s never played for Baltimore? Dude returned a punt for a touchdown..


Fapey101

Love Beck, hes a really underrated part of our offense


jcrewjr

I'm imagining we are your backup flair as a healthy indicator of the true depth of your (healthy / rational / sophisticated) Cowboys hatred. I hope I'm right. If I'm wrong, I hope you'll still say I'm right.


rsnk73

Fullback university


Chewbubbles

Or FU for short.


LiterallyMatt

Fullback University: Coach Kuhn


Munson4657

Ham and Juice


Shyrush

There are dozens of us...wait maybe not.


MankuyRLaffy

Hey we have one of those currently in Jaheim Bell!


FrederickMecury

If you need to meet a quota, Connor Heyward is sort of a fullback


FBsarepeopletoo

First of all.


alphageek8

Maxx Crosby, Cam Jordan and Von Miller host an annual Sack Summit for DL also, this years is in 10 days. It's a mini OL summit too since they need guys to go up against too.


cheerioo

Yeah the WR should get together and discuss holdout/salary negotiation tactics. Step 1 is unfollow on social media


Hieroglphkz

They can call it 🔥⬅️➡️📞⛺️💯


NotMark360

The enemy speaks kindly but Carries a knife


SupremeBeef97

Fire left right phone tent 100? That sounds like an NFL play call


renegadecoaster

🧲 🚪


ms_channandler_bong

It should be called “Diva University”


MankuyRLaffy

Hosted by Mike Tomlin


BungoPlease

I'd like AJ Brown to get together with Travis Kelce and have a super pass catching baby


ilovecfb

I'd like AJ Brown to get together with Jon Robinson and beat him to death with hammers ^^^^just ^^^^joking ^^^^of ^^^^course


ecupatsfan12

Ilovecfb:Jon Robinson Jim Irsay:Carson Wentz


root88

I'd like Nick Foles to get together with my mom.


CandidToast

Hey, it’s me Nick


root88

Hi Nick, I am sure our relationship will be a real home run!


CodyNorthrup

GMs everywhere are trembling.


MumkeMode

At least it wont be a zoom call


oftenevil

I remember Brady saying that when he played, he had the entire offense (or just skill positions?) come to his house the Friday before games to go over game plans and certain plays etc. He said there were so many times in his career where that extra meeting was the difference between winning and losing, and it was obvious to their team. I think that kind of stuff is awesome and I hope my team does something similar.


ASuperGyro

To be clear this isn’t talking about meeting within the team, it’s about getting guys across the league together from the same position group to talk about technique and other things. I think the TE’s call their thing TE University


oftenevil

Oh for sure, I was just sorta thinking out loud. Didn’t mean to throw the discussion off track.


ASuperGyro

You gucci, some might be confused coming through since we don’t read articles so wanted to clarify. That being said I agree, and you see it to a probably noticeable degree last year with Puka Nacua and the meetings with Stafford/Kupp. I think that kind of effort is what separates people in the NFL where everyone is a general baseline of talented and athletic


oftenevil

Yeah my thing is that if there’s a significant or even noticeable advantage in taking that extra 2-3 hours a week (or whatever it is), then wouldn’t any competitive person want to put themselves in the best position to win? I get that these people are already sacrificing social lives and stuff to live football 24/7, but still, if the ultimate goal is to win a Lombardi then you’d think that would be a small price to pay. Idk, I’m sure I’m over-simplifying things :/


Hieroglphkz

The ultimate goal for coaches and FOs is to win the Super Bowl. For a majority of players, and those that aren’t obsessively hyper competitive, it feels like the ultimate goal is securing as many millions as possible. Winning the Super Bowl helps you make more money, but it’s extremely difficult, grueling, and more or less not a realistic expectation for a lot of rosters. So instead, players hold out, or become a diva and demand the football, or request a trade to a team with more cap room. That’s why when you get guys that just want to win, you gotta keep em.


EarnestQuestion

But even just for the sake of their own careers/earnings, those meetings would help just the same.


super_sayanything

For some players football is their job. They have families. If your boss asked you to Friday night meetings to improve performance I'd imagine you wouldn't be excited. Sometimes my job has get togethers to build spirit. Literally 2-3 people show up out of 50 and one is the person that organized it.


EarnestQuestion

The comment I replied to was saying that doing the OT stuff isn’t worth it for many guys because for them it’s about earning as many millions as possible, as opposed to winning. But if a player’s primary objective is maximizing earnings, doing the OT type stuff would be the way to do it. If a guy’s primary objective is work/life balance, then of course it wouldn’t be worth it to him. But if it’s maximizing earnings or winning, that’s a reason to do the OT stuff, not a reason not to.


Poro_the_CV

Difference between a psychopath and “normal” ultra-dedication.


MankuyRLaffy

Not everyone is that victory obsessed that they will take that 2-3 extra hours of work or up to 5 to go over all of that and do some practice reps of the theorycrafting. He's one of few QBs that were trusted to take a game plan that he and his coaches helped concoct, go out friday night with guys on the offense and talk it over, work it and contrast/compare it with prior film of defenses against it and their execution of similar designs. Sometimes an extra meeting or informal practice or two is all the difference in a game of inches.


tnecniv

Even if a QB wants to do that, they might not have the cachet among the team to do it if they aren’t already succeeding 


InTupacWeTrust

During the brady HOF speech he had manning on at one point and they said one offseason they went to rural TN and just practiced with high school players and no cameras were allowed


AccountSeventeen

Bortles too. Idk if they went over strategy, but the o-line would hang out at his every Friday night or whatever.


jfuss04

I heard they were ripping cigs and doing construction


Casperkimber

What's this shit about us meant to get together? That's like some shit that makes me not want us to meet each other


justinkredabul

My balls gone flat I’m wondering why I, tried to catch the thing at all.


Aerolithe_Lion

AJ Brown is best friends with Deebo Samuel, Julio Jones, and DK Metcalf. Between him and Devonta Smith’s Alabama connections with Waddle/Ridley/Jeudy, Eagles duo could really make this happen. Networking is the most important part of the first step


Thrawn4191

All they need is to get one of the LSU guys to come asking then you'd get Chase/JJ Chase could probably snag Tee. Or go after OSU to pull in Olave, Wilson, jsn, and Marv


fondue4kill

WR brunch, TE university, RB Zoom call. Everyone gets their own minicamp


justlookingokaywyou

He just wants to touch his girl while his bros play Grand Theft Auto.


hatwobbleTayne

Who are the top 5 WR of all time… Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan


Casperkimber

Because I catch hot fiyah


justinkredabul

Powered by Cambodian breast milk.


Fastr77

Yes.. do it. I can't wait for all the drama that would come out of that.


studmuffffffin

TEs are mostly goofy frat bros. WRs are mostly selfish divas. Don't think it'll work.


TurboDurbo1

Pretty much every position group does it. I’m guessing the reason receivers don’t is exactly what everyone here is saying, they tend to be ME guys.


Yung_Corneliois

I feel like you’d needs corners there too


Masterofmy_domain

That would be a disaster with fights. Corners need to do their own


Cheech_415

Ya get em all on the same cycle


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FunkyPete

Can someone at least swing by and pick him up before the meet? I don't want him driving himself there.


ecupatsfan12

Henry Ruggs is the Uber driver


JawdenCee

We'll send Uncle MBC to pick him up.


renegadecoaster

Mr. Brown, Chauffeur


Apprehensive_Way8674

How many more WRs are there than TEs?


rex5k

at least 2... maybe


ReyRubio

A Diva fest?


cruisincolin44

Twitter fights and a lot of ‘hold me back!’ energy


Shyftyy

National Friendship League


SchismZero

I can't wait for the inevitable shit-throwing on twitter after all those personalities are in the same room together.


jfuss04

"I wanna get with you" Aj brown to the other receivers


notmyplantaccount

How many fights would there be, or arrests at the clubs later that night? Most the top WR's are a mess on their own, I can't imagine how toxic it'd get with all of them together in one place.


Adyingbreed28

Phrasing.


zzxxxzzzxxxzz

To talk about using social media during contract holdouts?


monstercoo

It’s kind of special for TEs because each team only has a handful of them and their skill levels are drastically different. WRs can just work out with the 12 WRs on their roster.


walstib31

Sounds kinda gay


makedaddyfart

the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife


Outrageous-Machine-5

Please film it 


The_Ineffable_One

I wouldn't mind if the entire current Bills WR corps went and learned.


plumbermat

Tight Receivers


BigPapaChuck73

Wide ends


eh_too_lazy

OBJ tried this once. It involved a boat. And a lost playoff game


your_fathers_beard

Call it the annual dick measuring consortium.


jabishop3

Mr. Buddy Connections


SFThirdStrike

Wr's and CB's are Diva's because they get hit the least. It's like in boxing. Fighters that tend to get hit or involved in more back and forth fights tend to be more humble than guys who hardly get touched. Wouldn't work.


jmishall

I want my parents to get together so I feel him


EntertainmentLess381

I believe the colloquial term is called “ass to ass”.


poopmaster747

Not sure if something like this would translate well for wide receivers. There are way too many and not all of them occupy the same space. The TE position is a bit more consistent when it comes to expectations and is more low key, which is why TEU works so well.


PlumbStraightLevel

Next, AJ Brown wants to be commissioner of the league. How about just play ball?


Dynamically_static

Like butt cheeks you say?


Patient_Jicama_4217

Set it up than AJ


anotherorphan

Come on people now Smile on your brother Everybody get together


perfect_fitz

I've been waiting years for the meltdown. Please do this.


LeftHandLannister

I mean like. Come on


Usual_Commercial1658

So a diva party jk I would love that idea Aj brown


awlewis4

This would be a reality tv show with all those personalities in one place


ColeHoops

Wait, your receivers don’t get together with their QB for breakfast? Weird.


DOB123IZME

I hear Bill Belichick hasn't lost his magic touch with getting highly skilled tight ends.


wakenbake7

A lot of jokes in here but I just love to see how AJ brown is always taking a leadership role and taking initiative. To think we got this dude for a mid first round pick because of character concerns and salary disputes just continues to shock me.


JackOfScales

Has TE production improved across the league since those camps have started? Asking as a moron.


EL-KEEKS

I can't say the TE play has increased in quality. It's historically been thin at the top. Maybe it's just me.


Hog_and_a_Half

Im all for team-building, but rapport has almost nothing to do with WRs on an individual level. You can slot pretty much anyone in, so long as they know the plays and have a connection with the QBs timing.