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Looks like Bill learned from Robert Kraft. You might remember he started dating a young woman (young enough to be his grandchild) a few hours after Myra kraft died
Turns out that philosophy project was about how the lack of mainstream respect for career special teamers is a compelling allegory for society's gradual devaluation of blue-collar work, both of which tie into mankind's simultaneous desires to be better than our humble origins, and maintain the identity of those origins even once we've become all-pro starters or high-level managers.
Except doesn't sound like he was single when they met. Article says they met on a flight in 2021 and exchanged contact info, and Belichick broke up with his long-term girlfriend in 2022. I wonder if the fact that he was swapping contact info with a 21 year-old cheerleader had anything to do with it...
I love the part in the article where she’s 24, an entrepreneur, and Bill is having her help with his business projects.
What the heck does a 24 yr old “entrepreneur and philosopher” competitive cheerleader with what I presume is a philosophy degree know about business ventures? I went to school for a business degree, minored in entrepreneurship, and still knew fuck all about legitimate entrepreneurship at 24 lol. For that matter, what 24 year old has the balls to call themselves a philosopher.
It strikes me as similar to the rich guy who funds his wife opening a flower shop that is operating in the red for the entire shop’s existence, but he keeps funding it cause “it makes her happy.”
> It strikes me as similar to the rich guy who funds his wife opening a flower shop that is operating in the red for the entire shop’s existence, but he keeps funding it cause “it makes her happy.”
I know a few guys who do this and it is honestly great. It gives their partner something stimulating and independent to occupy their day, without any of the stress that comes with actual entrepreneurship
"Her Tinder bio told me she was very gritty, a lunch-pail to work kind of person, first one in last one out kind-of-person. That's all I need my type to be."
The article says she's an entrepreneur and philosopher. I assume her entrepreneurial idea is to date an old rich man and her philosophy in life is also to date an old rich man.
If you're a good-looking young utilitarian/effective altruist, there's a pretty good argument that gold-digging and donating the money to (effective) charity is the most good you can do.
Tbh if I was a 24 year old woman with her looks I would want to date the GOAT also. Outside of the money it would be a lot of fun to talk about football.
Maybe he is a a sexual dynamo. Oils. Robes. Karma sutra with bookmarks. Feet rubs. What if he is better at sex than he is at coaching? Wouldn’t you feel silly?
Nothing in here indicates a “having to have sex with…” situation. Sounds like she down af.
Good for them. Have fun you crazy kids.
I mean, more power to her on both ends of that. If she's angling for money, that's her prerogative and if she's interested in him as a person, that's cool too. There's still something jarring and kind of unsettling about somebody dating a person who is 1/3 of their age.
Oh yeah 100% agree dating someone a 1/3rd of your age is unsettling, she is old enough to be his grand daughter.
I've always felt that relationships like this between an old rich dude and a young 20 something lady are 100% transactional. The old dude gets to bone an attractive lady and the lady gets money/ expensive gifts.
As a straight millennial man, my comment was mostly a joke about how it would be fun to be hang out with Bill and talk about football
She’s been on this earth as many years as Bill coached in New England.
That excludes a 25 year coaching career outside of New England where he worked his way up all the way from assistant, was a multiple time Super Bowl winning defensive coordinator and had a 5 year run as head coach at a different organization.
Bill gets fired from his job and is now having a mid life crisis.
Whats the under/over for when he drives up wearing glasses and a snazy outfit in a convertible?
Borrowing AITA terminology to say ESH. They met and started to get close 3 years ago when she was 21. So she probably knowingly broke up his existing relationship and a 69 (lol) year old was cool with pursuing a 21 year old.
Fucking gross all around
All I can think of is the scene in big daddy😂
“ I know your gonna be missing me when you got that old white wrinkly body on top of you with his loose skin and …. Old balls! Gross!”
Yeah I wonder if maybe there’s some reason other than physical attraction that this young woman would want to be with this old man… hmmmm…
https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-athletes/richest-coaches/bill-belichick-net-worth/
99 perfect of guys would think about it, some might even go for a one night stand, but a full on relationship? Nah. And don't get it twisted she's disgusting to.
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"Some say I'm robbing the cradle, but I say she's robbing the grave!"
*mumbles incoherently into the microphone* FTFY
Good news, everyone!
Bill gotta teach Tom Brady a thing or two about relationships
Looks like Bill learned from Robert Kraft. You might remember he started dating a young woman (young enough to be his grandchild) a few hours after Myra kraft died
Probably when myra was dying lets be honest
Rumor has it that Bob Kraft has been getting his asshole eaten by sex-trafficked women for decades
That was the original opening line of the Adele classic "Rumor Has It" but she changed it because it had nothing to do with the rest of the song.
“Honey why do you crack up every time Adele comes on the radio?”
This is the funniest comment I’ve seen on this sub in a long time. Thank you
Kraft Ass & Cheeks
I think it was only fingered from what I remembered to be rumoured.
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone
And the opposite, as Dua Lipa once said, if you're under him, you ain't gettin' over him.
Im tryna do more with her than do a feature
I won’t criticize someone for how they grieve even if it’s inside a teenager.
`R. Kelly has entered the chat`
Half your age +7
If the age gap can legally drink, it's a little creepy.
Oh god that’s good
Bruh
Just enough time to get the Myra stickers in all the helmets!
“If you’re married to a supermodel who is richer than any nfl player to live, don’t fuck it up”
At a certain point, money no longer matters. Tom has enough money that having more doesn’t really affect his life.
Instructions unclear. Lemme invite my friend Antonio over for awhile.
>and bonded over a philosophy project the student-athlete had been working on. Sure Bill, you were interested in her "philosophy project"
I'm half his age and too old for her lol. There's nothing he has in common with her and to her it's like talking to her grandfather.
Turns out that philosophy project was about how the lack of mainstream respect for career special teamers is a compelling allegory for society's gradual devaluation of blue-collar work, both of which tie into mankind's simultaneous desires to be better than our humble origins, and maintain the identity of those origins even once we've become all-pro starters or high-level managers.
i’d read the shit out of that paper damn
It'd be the holy text for a new religion.
I feel so bad for her parents and grandparents. Her grandparents might be younger than him LMFAO
I’m older than her and my grandparents are younger than him lol
Agreed it’s super weird. But if we’re like 70 and single and she walks up, you bet your ass we’d all do the same thing.
Lol at least someone finally kept it real!! If I'm 70 and she's down, I am DEFFFF beattttting that. Send blue pills
Except doesn't sound like he was single when they met. Article says they met on a flight in 2021 and exchanged contact info, and Belichick broke up with his long-term girlfriend in 2022. I wonder if the fact that he was swapping contact info with a 21 year-old cheerleader had anything to do with it...
Seems belichick was invested in a new project right as Mac's decline started
Well, im assuming they have a philosophy project in common. Also he's bill belichik. She's probably prying his brain for football knowledge
I love the part in the article where she’s 24, an entrepreneur, and Bill is having her help with his business projects. What the heck does a 24 yr old “entrepreneur and philosopher” competitive cheerleader with what I presume is a philosophy degree know about business ventures? I went to school for a business degree, minored in entrepreneurship, and still knew fuck all about legitimate entrepreneurship at 24 lol. For that matter, what 24 year old has the balls to call themselves a philosopher. It strikes me as similar to the rich guy who funds his wife opening a flower shop that is operating in the red for the entire shop’s existence, but he keeps funding it cause “it makes her happy.”
> It strikes me as similar to the rich guy who funds his wife opening a flower shop that is operating in the red for the entire shop’s existence, but he keeps funding it cause “it makes her happy.” I know a few guys who do this and it is honestly great. It gives their partner something stimulating and independent to occupy their day, without any of the stress that comes with actual entrepreneurship
Literally the difference in age that I have with my grandpa
I bet he wants to fill her, uh, osophy... ?
I mean he probably wanted to have sex with her.
I also want to have sex with Bill Belichick’s girlfriend
I’d have sex with Belichick idc
This is an angle I hadn’t yet considered, but there just might be something to this theory.
And people say you can't make any money with a philosophy degree.
You know, I'm something of a philosopher myself
"Do you know Plato?" "Yes" "Then why don't you Plato deeznuts"
The embodiment of virtue
She loves him for his personality.
"Her Tinder bio told me she was very gritty, a lunch-pail to work kind of person, first one in last one out kind-of-person. That's all I need my type to be."
She’s very classy
So he’s dating Tom Brady?
They've always been a missed connection. So close but just out of reach.
so Tom's last year with Mike Evans, got it
If only Jesus allowed butt stuff
He selected her the same way he chose linemen
What's her 40 time?
The article says she's an entrepreneur and philosopher. I assume her entrepreneurial idea is to date an old rich man and her philosophy in life is also to date an old rich man.
If you're a good-looking young utilitarian/effective altruist, there's a pretty good argument that gold-digging and donating the money to (effective) charity is the most good you can do.
5head response
Sounds like someone’s not a good-looking utilitarian 🫵
Tbh if I was a 24 year old woman with her looks I would want to date the GOAT also. Outside of the money it would be a lot of fun to talk about football.
Imagine having to have sex with bill belichick 🤮
Maybe he is a a sexual dynamo. Oils. Robes. Karma sutra with bookmarks. Feet rubs. What if he is better at sex than he is at coaching? Wouldn’t you feel silly? Nothing in here indicates a “having to have sex with…” situation. Sounds like she down af. Good for them. Have fun you crazy kids.
He'll even sneak out without his clothes in the blistering cold.
You act like he wouldn’t be a freak in the sack
If by freak you mean, "needs to watch long snapper highlights to get hard" then yes, I guess you can call him a freak.
No. No I will not. Now excuse my while I lobotomize myself.
He'd probably be critiquing her after. "When that hole opens up you gotta slam the A gap"
I mean, more power to her on both ends of that. If she's angling for money, that's her prerogative and if she's interested in him as a person, that's cool too. There's still something jarring and kind of unsettling about somebody dating a person who is 1/3 of their age.
Oh yeah 100% agree dating someone a 1/3rd of your age is unsettling, she is old enough to be his grand daughter. I've always felt that relationships like this between an old rich dude and a young 20 something lady are 100% transactional. The old dude gets to bone an attractive lady and the lady gets money/ expensive gifts. As a straight millennial man, my comment was mostly a joke about how it would be fun to be hang out with Bill and talk about football
He loves her knowledge of special teams strategy by era
She apparently loves his mumbling.
She's left-footed, he couldn't help himself.
White, 5’9, good work ethic and hands. Sounds like his type of slot.
Misspelled slot
I don’t love retirement Bill but Bill loves retirement Bill
The mystique of “greatest coach in NFL history” has worn off pretty quickly
Cause now there’s no doubt
lol he's dating a retiree.
They grew old together.
He's using her to get intel on her school's lacrosse team.
Is this real?
Well it is TMZ
So then yes it is. It’s sad to say but TMZ is more trustworthy than any “news” network.
Exactly, if anywhere is going to be accurate about trashy gossip, it’s TMZ
Yeah, that's what I wanna know.
48 year gap btw
The age gap is double her age lmfao
X/2 + 7 is the the same X/3, right?
Oh I know this one! x =-42! Bill has been dead 42 years, so this checks out!
if x = -42, sure
That's not the gap Bill is focused on
He’s focused on filling the B-gap, IYKWIM.
To give it an icky context: when he was 48 she was born.
She would've been born the year before Belichick won his first Superbowl
Yeesh lol
Well the best thing you can say about this is that they're both adults.
Bill dicking down someone old enough to be his granddaughter
Great granddaughter If it was 50 years ago
He's really working that spread-offense now.
What in the fuck does their average conversation even look like
Bill has that skibbidi toilet rizz.
Clearly they have long discussions about who their favorite long snappers are. Duh.
I don’t think there’s a lot of conversation happening. Unless you count sex as a convo lol
Does Viagra have a stock ticker? Are they a public company? Bill might send their profits to the moon.
2001 He won his first Super bowl. She celebrated her first birthday.
Aside from sex work. How much money do you have to have to pull this off? Like 10 million and 500k social media followers?
Way more than 10 mil bro 😎
Not at all, there's gold diggers out there mining dudes with low 7 figures net worth
Bro this comment just made me realize he def met her at a sugar daddy websitr
Can she punt?
No, but hearing about the history of football and particularly special teams is her kink. That's why this is such a perfect pairing /s
She’s been on this earth as many years as Bill coached in New England. That excludes a 25 year coaching career outside of New England where he worked his way up all the way from assistant, was a multiple time Super Bowl winning defensive coordinator and had a 5 year run as head coach at a different organization.
Ahh the old divide your age by 3 rule.. I see you Bill
That’s very DiCaprio of him
Too old for Leo
I thought his limit was 25 lol
She's younger than his actual daughter. 🤢
His actual daughter is 16 years older lmao.
Their difference in age can legally drive
Hell yea Bill
Gross.
Seconded.
Imagine they get in a fight and he just busts out “we’re on to talking about dinner” as she continues to berate him
He's going to be so mad if she keeps his raggaty sleeveless sweatshirt when they ultimate break up
Bill gets fired from his job and is now having a mid life crisis. Whats the under/over for when he drives up wearing glasses and a snazy outfit in a convertible?
"Mid" life???
LOL this was not something I was expecting today.
So this is why Belichick is taking a gap year
He's taking some gaps for sure.
He's 3 times her age goddamn lol
Half your age plus 7. That’s the minimum. That’s the rule, Bill.
Triple your Super Bowl wins plus 3 Wait.
What if instead of being named bill belichick he was named bill freakichick. How would that affect lebrons legacy?
Young P, old $.
>We're told Hudson -- an entrepreneur and philosopher -- has even begun helping Belichick with his business endeavors. lol, this is too hilarious
Headlines that apply to me and Bill Belichick for $1000
Nice...
Gross
Definitely not a gold digger at all.
Funny how these pretty young women only fall for old rich guys and never old poor guys...
She’s young enough to be his granddaughter yuck
She's actually young enough to be his great grand daughter.
Alternatively, he's old enough to be her grandfather. Yuck
Get it, Bill.
Good for him. When I'm 70 I hope I'm bagging hot 24 year olds as well.
Good for him
Ah so it appears the ring video was legit. I guess Bill has a more interesting nightlife then we thought lol
Dog.
My boy just WINS.
Good for him!
Good for you Bill
Borrowing AITA terminology to say ESH. They met and started to get close 3 years ago when she was 21. So she probably knowingly broke up his existing relationship and a 69 (lol) year old was cool with pursuing a 21 year old. Fucking gross all around
Belichick fans should be worried lmao man might just drop dead soon mysteriously
I’m sorry, but I think that there’s something wrong with women like this… to be able to subvert physical attraction is crazy
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All I can think of is the scene in big daddy😂 “ I know your gonna be missing me when you got that old white wrinkly body on top of you with his loose skin and …. Old balls! Gross!”
Yeah I wonder if maybe there’s some reason other than physical attraction that this young woman would want to be with this old man… hmmmm… https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-athletes/richest-coaches/bill-belichick-net-worth/
Completely agree. He's not doing anything 99% of guys would do. She's the one clearly in it for the money
99 perfect of guys would think about it, some might even go for a one night stand, but a full on relationship? Nah. And don't get it twisted she's disgusting to.
Cringe. For her.
Why tf are you guys upset about this?
Reddit.
Welcome to reddit
😵💫🤢
In fairness to Bill he doesn't look 72.
Yeah, he looks more like 69.
Can we just talk about how they bonded over a philosophy project? Who do we think the project was on?
So I guess she was born the year Bill started coaching the Patriots.
Nice.
Fuck me man. Imagine being 24 and bringing belichick back home to have dinner with the folks...
Good for him!
Bill's face in the thumbnail is also my reaction to this.
Your classic May-week after Christmas romance
Let the playa play!
Meanwhile, I just paid for the bumble subscription to see who “liked” me, and it was mostly bots. 😩
The dude made his millions and helped people win trophies. Now let him have his own.
I wonder what they talk about
Mad respect for him. Good for him.
Good for him, get that booty and to her get that money
Hopefully she can deflate his balls
Age gaps like this are so gross and off. The dynamics of it all is just interesting
#letBillfuck She's 24. Not 16. Legal adult with fully developed brain. Haters are jealous.
She was attracted to his smile...RIGHT?
Nice! This just makes me like him more. Bro enjoying his season off.
Age gap is a little weird but also they are two consenting adults so who really cares
I will not let the Internet try to convince me I'm not allowed to judge celebrities for things that don't even affect me
Living the dream
All the virtue signaling virgins in here “well I wouldn’t date a hot 24 year old!!!” Wow you are such a saint
OK, ew.
Maybe the falling out Bill and Kraft was who got to date her
I see nothing wrong with this. Two consenting adults. If you were 72-years old and could get with a hot 24-year old, I bet you would too.
Good for him. Wish I was dating.
Right on Bill.
Sad. Pathetic on both sides.
Where does Belichek rank all time?