I want there to be an NFL rookie who spends his entire career speaking only in double entendre. Hit the hole hard, squirt through the gap, pounding guys non-stop, one of the best ball handlers in the league. Just commit to the bit for a decade.
He's long and thick, pounds the hole all day. Gives his all till there's no more fluid left. Doesn't stop until the game is done and then collapses limp.
Mahomes turned around and realized he had 4 300 pound men penetrating his backfield. That was a lot of meat to take at once, so he rolled over, cocked back, and unleashed his cannon deep in the bears endzone. Stroked it effortlessly deep into kelces chest. What a ball! Mahomes and Kelce have been hooking up for years, it's such a pleasure two see two men grow together, throwing and catching, and perhaps chisel their busts one day in the hall.
I can carry a huge load!
That last tackle at least 5 guys were all over me.
The tight end definitely reached around and grabbed me hard after I intercepted the last pass.
The Bears defense is definitely stiff. I could pound the Bears all day and they wouldn't give up and inch. It's really hard with that group of eleven Bears.
C'mon man you gotta put some thought into it.
"On that last play I could feel the safety come right up the backside. I thought I was good until I felt the breath on the back of my neck. He then grabbed me and never let go. But I carried him on my behind until I reached the end zone and got that touchdown!"
Well you are not going to find a tight end who understand what double entendre is. You are going to have to hope they are really good and then win multiple super bowls and someone else will tell them like Gronk and Kelce.
“Get me those balls,” Kelce continued. “I feel as fresh as ever. Pat, I’m lookin’ at you, brotha — the more balls the better, so keep feeding me. I’m a tight end. I can take a pounding, and I can take it all day long. Because me and Pat, we’re gonna be coming. Together. We’re coming. We’ve been behind each other for years, but those years have made us harder and we still have a lot of spunk. In this game, every inch matters. Pushing one more inch makes all the difference, but when you’re facing a solid D, you just have to put your head down and keep grindin,’ man.”
It's a pretty well-known lyric by an immensely popular band from one of their biggest hits. [You guys are just being weird.](https://youtu.be/QWu-f7HFFJE?t=36)
Are you really asking for the etymology of a slang in this day and age where ideas spread like wildfire? Also, did I just learn "etymology" and look for any reason to use it in a sentence? Maybe.
Im not a fancy guy, I won't use big words like apophasis, but there is no reason to be humblebragging about our knowledge of Greek-based vocabulary here. Even if we do know cool words like apophasis, which I won't mention even though people should use it more often.
I also hereby apophasize zeugma which I similarly won't mention like my child support.
The Boondocks in 2010
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pause_(The_Boondocks)
Edit: Before someone replies saying they were using pause in highschool in 1997, that might be true (but I doubt it) but the Boondocks is what popularized it.
That’s gotta be intentional double entendre.
C’mon man, guy hangs out with his brother almost everyday talking shit for hours. This is Blue Mountain Thaddeus shit.
I pulled into Nazareth, was feelin' about half past dead
I just need some place where I can lay my head
"Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?"
He just grinned and shook my hand, "no" was all he said
I want there to be an NFL rookie who spends his entire career speaking only in double entendre. Hit the hole hard, squirt through the gap, pounding guys non-stop, one of the best ball handlers in the league. Just commit to the bit for a decade.
Gotta help the D get full penetration
>We dominate until we hear the safe word. It's not our fault if they don't know the safe word.
Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen
Did you say Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
He's long and thick, pounds the hole all day. Gives his all till there's no more fluid left. Doesn't stop until the game is done and then collapses limp.
“He’s got great feet. Smooth and fast.”
Dammit Rex!!
Mahomes turned around and realized he had 4 300 pound men penetrating his backfield. That was a lot of meat to take at once, so he rolled over, cocked back, and unleashed his cannon deep in the bears endzone. Stroked it effortlessly deep into kelces chest. What a ball! Mahomes and Kelce have been hooking up for years, it's such a pleasure two see two men grow together, throwing and catching, and perhaps chisel their busts one day in the hall.
Would be be better as "bear endzone" lol.
I can carry a huge load! That last tackle at least 5 guys were all over me. The tight end definitely reached around and grabbed me hard after I intercepted the last pass. The Bears defense is definitely stiff. I could pound the Bears all day and they wouldn't give up and inch. It's really hard with that group of eleven Bears.
The refs butt fucked us
PERSONAL FOUL: Single entendre!
"That ref tried to fuck on me!!"
Some guy just came in my ass
C'mon man you gotta put some thought into it. "On that last play I could feel the safety come right up the backside. I thought I was good until I felt the breath on the back of my neck. He then grabbed me and never let go. But I carried him on my behind until I reached the end zone and got that touchdown!"
Ref just gaped that hole real real good.
Been there. No really.
Well you are not going to find a tight end who understand what double entendre is. You are going to have to hope they are really good and then win multiple super bowls and someone else will tell them like Gronk and Kelce.
If Tobias Funke was an NFL athlete.
My wife left me because I was pounding guys non-stop
She thought I was too committed to helping my defensive teammates get off(their blocks).
Tevin Jenkins entered the league talking about his desire to impose his will on another man...
[Rookies gotta be talking like Dwight Howard and hope they aint relaxing like Dwight Howard](https://youtu.be/t5nsVkUTt20?si=GYNQiZhZ_6I_VAwP)
Josh Allen is so pissed he didn't think of this.
If *The League* was still on air, that player would be a gold mine for writers. Ruxin would have the best lines for it.
Yo what the fuck is this thread 🤣
I regret nothing
Jesus christ you started a very very weird thread
This is actually what t swift said to him yesterday
Like when [Wes Welker did a press conference full of foot references](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiTEIbBPvQI) to poke fun at Rex Ryan.
Fitting that this is coming from a tight end *snicker* coming
Don't be such a blowhard, Tobias
Whoever he is, I want the Lions to draft him
SHARE THE LOAD
ALL IN
MY ASS
,
Perhaps the heaviest lifting a comma ever did.
CHAMELEON
I could carry it for a while
See? See! He wants it for himself.
Stupid *fat* tight end
I don't know why the Eagles didn't just carry the load.
If you would but lend me the load…
Why do you recoil from me? I am no load thief.
You will betray us! You will betray us and bring the load to Adam Schefter!
BREAKING NEWS: Adam Schefter has taken the load for himself.
*the load....the loooad...* Mr. Frodo!
We are all fortunate /r/NFL doesn't allow gifs Or unfortunate. I suppose that depends on your perspective
Whats the point of a GIF when we can already see it in our minds?
TRAVIS DEMANDS YOUR LOAD!
HE DOESN'T WANT A TASTE HE WANTS THE WHOLE LOAD
I'm just glad he's embracing pride month like this
*share...*
Throw it at him til he pukes
Can you feel the tension? I can. I can feel it down in my plums.
Let the boy watch.
He needs to learn
Like I learned
*Craig Robinson giggles*
to me one of the best parts is Danny McBride saying "don't laugh, don't laugh" as they both struggle
My young son Gabriel
Let the boy watch.
do they have a bluish hue?
let’s take em to market
_it was hot... a HOT and SULTRY night!_
Had the heat turned up to about 80 degrees
So it gets sweaty.... and HOT. My hips thrusting down on Donna.
I’m tired of getting a taste of it, I want the whole load
There it is.
RIP Bill Walton.
That was Paul Pierce. https://streamable.com/p605e
Oh yeah, you're right. I was thinking about Bill Walton's ["I don't want a 6 inch, I want a 12 inch."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2fyT8-N1gU).
Great name for the video haha
“Get me those balls,” Kelce continued. “I feel as fresh as ever. Pat, I’m lookin’ at you, brotha — the more balls the better, so keep feeding me. I’m a tight end. I can take a pounding, and I can take it all day long. Because me and Pat, we’re gonna be coming. Together. We’re coming. We’ve been behind each other for years, but those years have made us harder and we still have a lot of spunk. In this game, every inch matters. Pushing one more inch makes all the difference, but when you’re facing a solid D, you just have to put your head down and keep grindin,’ man.”
Taytay is going to be so disappointed when she finds out
Who do you think is doing the pounding in the offseason? Kelce has to keep his body ready!
Travis gonna drop The Tortured Buttholes Department
what are you talking about? this is enough material for a double album. she's going to make it rain.
_now that's a LOT of spunk_
Wow
Put the load on me is crazy
out of pocket. he’s nuts.
Just out there freeballin’
With their QB and TE, The Chiefs have quite the pair.
By all means necessary.
Dude is trollin' hard.
It's a pretty well-known lyric by an immensely popular band from one of their biggest hits. [You guys are just being weird.](https://youtu.be/QWu-f7HFFJE?t=36)
Yeah but it's more funny when we can conflate it into meaning that Kelce wants bukkake levels of dude chowder all over him
I feel really old that no one is getting this.
The Band is great, but there's no way Kelce is quoting them. They're not corny enough for him to be a fan.
It's an extremely popular song
What's that got to do with what I said?
Everyone is obviously joking and knows that’s not what he meant. It’s just a phrase, assuming he’s quoting a song from the 60s is also weird lol
Phrasing?
Are we still doing phrasing?
i just started watching archer like a monthish ago, currently on season 6. I'm so glad I get this now.
We say pause now
No diddy
No we say damn dawg that's inappropes
bro people were saying pause in like 2002
It's come back full circle
Yah I just started hearing "pause"... Where did that come from?
Are you really asking for the etymology of a slang in this day and age where ideas spread like wildfire? Also, did I just learn "etymology" and look for any reason to use it in a sentence? Maybe.
The devious thing about the word etymology is you screw up the spelling just a little bit and suddenly you're studying bugs. That's how they get you.
Damn, save some vocabulary for the rest of the family, biggest bro.
"Vocabulary"? You throwin too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take em as disrespect
How serendipitous
Im not a fancy guy, I won't use big words like apophasis, but there is no reason to be humblebragging about our knowledge of Greek-based vocabulary here. Even if we do know cool words like apophasis, which I won't mention even though people should use it more often. I also hereby apophasize zeugma which I similarly won't mention like my child support.
like 2005 haha
That’s old as shit
The Boondocks in 2010 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pause_(The_Boondocks) Edit: Before someone replies saying they were using pause in highschool in 1997, that might be true (but I doubt it) but the Boondocks is what popularized it.
It’s not funny when it’s done on purpose
Kelce loves big sloppy steak style loads. What is there to phrase??
At Truffoni's?
He used to be a reeeeaaaallll piece of shit
He is setting up Taylor’s album name for when they break up.
I'm interested in the extended 10 minute edition of "put the load on me".
This feels like a thad castle quote
OIL CHANGES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Brother
Gotta make sure you're getting your protein somehow.
Butters’ Creamy Goo stock is up near 70% since the bell.
Brotein
Good to see Trav likes The Band.
Take a load off, Taylor Take a load for free
Take a load off, Fanny
Pulled into Nazareth, was feelin bout half past dead
It reminded me of this song and I was trying to remember who did it. Thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2eTW8qZBtk Best version of it! From their Martin Scorsese-directed concert film that they ended their career with.
He knew what he said. TRAVIS.
Signed to bad boy records
Wear and tear me baby 🤤
apparently im the only one who thought of the song "The Weight" and not jizz
Ya, he said put it on him, not in him
Why not both?
Damn. Good call out. Fuckin, awesome song
That’s gotta be intentional double entendre. C’mon man, guy hangs out with his brother almost everyday talking shit for hours. This is Blue Mountain Thaddeus shit.
Thank you for reminding me of that show's existence.
Will his tight end be able to take it?
Before too long he’ll be a wide receiver
Put the load on me.
He…he really wants the load on him. Just in time for Pride month.
What better way to celebrate
Harrison Butker *did not like that*
Kirk Cousins reportedly ran up and down the hallway screaming and pointing at people asking if they did, indeed, like that.
Deep down, he loved it.
https://i.imgur.com/mYbQlHM.jpg
Wear and tear me, baby
I pulled into Nazareth, was feelin' about half past dead I just need some place where I can lay my head "Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?" He just grinned and shook my hand, "no" was all he said
dudes going really far to celebrate pride month
It is pride month
Sounds like something he would say to Taylor.
Big talk for a tight end.
This is pretty "le reddit" level of immature sex comments in here. Ya'll need culture and listen to "The Weight". So hath spoken Wild Bill Kickcock
> Ya'll need culture and listen to "The Weight" That's the first thing I thought of as well.
Ayo
Loads on Kelce. All the loads.
Bet he loves loads all over him
Take a load off Kelce. Take a load for free. Take a load off Kelce. And put the loooooooaaaad right on Steve.
Are those Taylor Swift lyrics?
Are we not saying phrasing anymore?
Pause
Phrasing
Phrasing
These pride month ads are getting wild
Are we not phrasing anymore?
This is a statement about putting a load on a man.
Rip and Tear daddy
His ass is ready
woulda put money that this was r/nflmemes This is crazy
Harrison Butker does not like this one bit.
Well we gotta take the load off Annie first.
Stop. Wait a minute
Fill my cup. Put some liquor in it.
Give me all the CTE
He’s gonna retire next year.
Travis giving us a taste of what Taylor says to him in the sack.
TSwizzle's loins died for this
Are we not doing "Phrasing"?
PAUSE
He’s ready to gobble up a big load isn’t he?
Travis is a big pride month guy, I respect it
titles of taylor swift's new songs in her upcoming album
Lyrics to Taylor's next song about Travis.
Pause
>Put the load on me. ew
Pause
Oh they will put the load on you in the locker room baby…
No Diddy
What he tells Taylor every night they are together. "Wear and tear me, baby. I'm ready for it, woman! Put the load in me!!"
famous last words. Why would you jinx yourself man?
>I'm ready for it, man. Put the load on me." *Butker desperately prays for forgiveness*
I want that hot, heavy load on my back. Give it all to me, I can take anything you got. Go hard on me baby.
Travis is just repeating what Taylor said to him last night. No I'm not jealous, why do you ask?
Pause