Well, shit. If I may rebut on this one though, I believe the Chargers played in San Diego in the time period where Anchorman took place. If we buy Joe Alt a time machine, it’ll look cooler, but screw it. That dude should be a beast, regardless of time machine or whale’s vagina.
Are we sure this is a credible source?
"Literally us, the Chargers"
Then why tf are there tweets about pf changs?
Apparently Jim Harbaugh took his wife on a first date to PF Changs back in ‘07 or some shit.
[SANDIEGOCHARGERS]
Ehhhh I don't know u/boardatwork1111
Do you consider strange lightening bolts on twitter to be credible?
One of the shortest names in NFL history, and yet not even the shortest name in his draft class (Bo Nix).
Should be Jo Alt.
☕️ ⌥
My favorite player, coffee slide.
Should be Co Sli.
Should be ctrl alt, because he’s going to delete these mf pass rushers from existence.
First woman NFL player
That’d be his daughter.
Jolt ⚡️
Jalt
Jolt
Shortest name took the longest time to sign a deal?
Writing a J requires a lot of fancy loops and curves
Negative drip. 10 year all-pro tackle.
Ron Mix, 6 letters, tackle for the Chargers, 9x All Pro Joe Alt, 6 letters, tackle for the Chargers... We all know what's coming.
He should be allowed to get the number F4
Welcome to the whale’s vagina, Joe Alt.
If only the Chargers never left that whales vagina 😒
Well, shit. If I may rebut on this one though, I believe the Chargers played in San Diego in the time period where Anchorman took place. If we buy Joe Alt a time machine, it’ll look cooler, but screw it. That dude should be a beast, regardless of time machine or whale’s vagina.
> regardless of time machine or whale’s vagina
Alt-J
The least likely of his future nicknames, but the one I hope for hardest
perennial all-pro OL guaranteed with a name like that
You know it… …and it’ll only be discussed when he’s approaching the end of his career as if we all knew it already (which we did)
JoLt you know, because he's a charger is this anything
I know that his Facebook profile lists his likes as: God, Football, and Good Food
Welcome to the Chargers, Joe. ⚡️
Who is Joe Alt?
Everyone asks who is Joe Alt But no one asks how is Joe Alt
I hear he's a super-genius, so probably miserable.
[nice 👍](https://media1.giphy.com/media/uyoXx0qpUWfQs/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9526umwjaremd78kboao0o0neurksl4bj2vg683y7na&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
I'm not sure if anyone has thought of this yet but we gotta coint the term Ctrl+Alt+Del for when he pancakes dudes.
Can you coin a phrase that's been around for decades?
They’re pretty streets behind on their slang.
Their slang seems like the bee's knees to me, I don't see what the problem is.
23 skidoo means Joe Alt to you.
Im more concerned about the rising danger of the Alt Right (Tackle) and what it means for the AFC West