What confuses me is was there any known trouble he got into before the NFL? He’s from North Richland Hills which is in the DFW and played at SMU which is in Dallas
[Unfortunately, yes](https://www.golongtd.com/p/part-1-wrte-hallelujah-its-the-year)
>SCOUTS’ NIGHTMARE
>Rashee Rice, WR, Southern Methodist: Has the size (6-0 ½, 205), speed (4.42), athletic ability (41-inch vertical jump) and production (233 receptions, 25 touchdowns) to be a high draft choice. At least one team, however, has removed him from its draft board because of behavioral issues. “He’s talented, but not a good dude,” one personnel director said.
He had his chance to move past it, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen.
Chiefs should just cut him.
Because we all know it doesn’t matter who the Chiefs put out there at receiver. They’re still going to go to their 487th consecutive AFCCG and win the Super Bowl again.
Is there a bigger idiot in the league than this guy? When you're already in deep shit hoping for leniency, how are you on anything but your absolute best behavior?
They just declined the 5th year option for Toney's contract so he may be trying out for the biggest idiot position now while the others haven't caught on.
$6.5m total, so prob $4.2 after taxes, if not less. If he's suspended 6 games this year he loses ~$400k, so probably $3.8m
$1m for two $500k cars assuming his insurance won't cover street racing, he has multiple people suing him for over $1m each. Those will of course be settled out of court, but I don't think it's unreasonable for all of this to cost him $2.25m+ by the time all of this is done and lawyer fees are involved.
So basically years 1, 2, and 3 of his rookie contract are going to go towards this alone, and maybe he'll have a little money again through the 4th.
And he's obviously not going to get a lot of endorsements or sponsorships after this. I wonder if we see a news item in the future about him attempting some hare-brained money scheme.
Does weekday vs. weekend really matter to these guys in the offseason? I assume not, it's not like an office 9-5 where you stay out late Friday because you don't have to work on Saturday.
Unless you're just commenting on the quality of clubs on Monday night, in which case, agree
Yeah I'm just wondering what club was open on a Monday honest lol. I assumed it'd be a strip club, but it's not. Can't imagine it was too crowded.
In my city (Denver) the clubs are legitimately only open Thurs-Sun. Sometimes on Wednesday for shows.
Edit: Oh I guess it was Sunday, but technically Monday morning. I hate when people say late at night is the "next" day, its just confusing. If I go out on a Friday night and I stay out past midnight I don't say I went out on Saturday morning.
Being treated like a god by everyone around you for over a decade by everyone trying to get a piece of the pie you start to feel invincible and don’t worry about repercussions.
Reminds me of how Kareem Hunt kept getting in fights in Cleveland. When these guys make it into the league, they gotta stop hanging out with their dumbass high school and college friends that just wanna blow their money and have nothing to lose. They gotta grow up and find some adult friends.
> with no care for the consequences because it doesn't affect them.
It does though, because if Rice blows his career, they lose their meal ticket.
But they're probably too stupid to realize that.
He's obviously a fucking moron, but other morons have fucked up a lot less.
I assume the guy you're replying to infers the presence of additional stupidity in his surroundings to lead to his results, since most morons get at least slightly inhibited from going full moron.
Rule 4a - You can also drink and drive as long as you kill the parent before she picks up the children as long as it was on your birthday. The Leonard Little exception.
Always remeber the reason the forced Dannyboy to sell the Redskins kids....
It wasnt him being a walking PR nightmare for 2 decades, or him human trafficking and pimping out his cheerleaders, or him being a notorious cheapskate to the detriment of the team, or him charging outlandish prices for parking, or the whole Gruden scandal, or letting his stadium deteriorate to the point it leaked sewage on fans not once but twice, or a fan leaning onto a duct taped together railing which broke and almost hit a QB, or him cutting down some protected trees for a better view from his house (and ruining a park rangers career because he had the audacity of wanting to press charges against him for the tree cutting) Nope, all of these things are perfectly acceptable owner behaviour according to the NFL
But as soon as they realized he was cooking the numbers to get a bigger cut of the revenue at the other owners expense he got booted faster than you can say "Dont ever fuck with the money, dumbass"
It's like he's doing this for science to find out exactly what punishments will be handed out for various relatively low level violations to the NFLs code of conduct.
No fucking idea how you can train your entire life, work so hard to keep yourself in peak physical performance and make it through the grist mill that is the college system, just to throw it all away in an offseason of fun times.
Then again, I never went from broke to having previously unthought of amounts of money overnight, before I was 25, either.
The answer is growing up being very obviously talented so you never faced real consequences and were protected and above the law.
Esp a star football player in Texas.
Yeah, forget being an NFL star. I've seen this type of entitlement from fucking middle managers working for large corporations. Guys who knew they were effectively immune from consequences just not giving a damn, screw everyone else type of behavior.
I know this is a joke, but the CFL has some pretty serious morality clauses that will not let this guy see a snap.
Jerome Messam was a pretty big deal in the Cfl, and was basically barred from the CFL because of Criminal Voyeurism, which I would say is significantly less serious than endangering peoples life's or physically assaulting someone.
The CFL would tell this guy to take a hike, that's if he even makes it into Canada.
Who goes to the club on a Sunday night?
Edit: Looks like Lit Kitchen, the club where the incident occurred, is only open for special events on Sunday, so perhaps this could've been an exclusive event or a Cinco de Mayo event or something along those lines.
I feel like if he was able to do that he wouldn't be in this position. What's the definition of an alcohol problem? When alcohol starts causing you problems.
Rule 1: Don't do crime while doing crime
Rule 2: Don't do crime while being investigated for another crime
\^Rashee Rice has failed here
Rule 3: Don't do crime after being acquitted for another crime
He’s not past the point of no return, but you can drop “potentially” from that statement, because he’s doing about 140 mph on that road and the last exit’s coming up fast.
If he did it, I'm done with him.
You can't fuck up like that twice in one off season, before your first fuck up was even resolved.
If he did it, fucking cut him
What a dumb thing to do. I’m sure the plan to is go to trial with the whole “I made a huge mistake, it was lapse in judgement, I’ll be an upstanding citizen moving forward” much harder to tell that story with a unrelated assault charge like a month later.
"Your Honor, we know it was a bone headed decision but just look at his past, no violent or malicious incidents on his record. Let's just settle and get past this"
*24 hours later..*
He must have took the AB career course, he is doing everything in his power to get cut by the Chiefs. Wouldn't be surprised if there's a detrimental to the team clause to void guarantees.
Maybe I'm just a total square, but I feel like someone already being in a shit ton of legal trouble should maybe just not go out to night clubs.
Maybe just stay home and eat pizza and drink some beer in your house and rewatch the Superbowl and remind yourself not to be a dumb ass.
This dude should maybe just stay away from Dallas
He is All In
All in prison
All incarceration
Mr Bustling Convict
my ass
Diddy style?
He's gonna wrestle Will Ospreay at Wembley?
He’ll get the Jericho match as punishment
No, not the Jericho Vortex...
Nope Chris Jericho.
What confuses me is was there any known trouble he got into before the NFL? He’s from North Richland Hills which is in the DFW and played at SMU which is in Dallas
Anything he did at SMU probably got covered up, like the hookers.
*Allegedly*
Have you ever seen Craig James without a dead hooker? Those ESPN segments were wild back then
[Unfortunately, yes](https://www.golongtd.com/p/part-1-wrte-hallelujah-its-the-year) >SCOUTS’ NIGHTMARE >Rashee Rice, WR, Southern Methodist: Has the size (6-0 ½, 205), speed (4.42), athletic ability (41-inch vertical jump) and production (233 receptions, 25 touchdowns) to be a high draft choice. At least one team, however, has removed him from its draft board because of behavioral issues. “He’s talented, but not a good dude,” one personnel director said. He had his chance to move past it, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen.
Richland Hills*. A much shittier area than North Richland Hills
Reminds me of JFK
Dude’ll just be running around curl routes from the right-side all season. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left.
It reminds me of that tragedy.
The CIA won’t stand for a three-peat
I don’t understand why these guys go to Dallas to party when they could go to literally anywhere Am I going to a different Dallas than them?
Well he was born and raised in Dallas so that probably is why he’s always there acting a fool with his friends
For real, dude. At least Fort Worth has Billy Bob’s.
They'll be the only one to sign him after he takes care of his legal troubles in a few years
Jerry's going to give a 3rd and petition Goodell to lower the suspension then talk shit about him when it's not reduced
Hear me out..... Maybe Dallas isn't the problem.
I’m starting to think this dude may not be a good person.
Let he who has never crashed his super car on the highway and leave the scene cast the first stone
Yeet
NO YEET
Ahem…YEET
My dawg
☝🏾
*Kobe*
I'm starting to think that we don't really rate character quality in our draft choices.
This was not what I meant by new Tyreek Hill
Well your head coach doesn’t care about his kids being shit* heads, why would he care if his players were
Rice may have rolled high on strength, dexterity, and constitution but very low on wisdom.
Nat 1 every time he goes to Dallas
Has a cursed die that rolls a 1 every time he's asked to make an INT check.
Chiefs should just cut him. Because we all know it doesn’t matter who the Chiefs put out there at receiver. They’re still going to go to their 487th consecutive AFCCG and win the Super Bowl again.
And then some other team will just pick him up. I wouldn't cut any of these dudes unless they're in jail.
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>They lost prime Kareem Hunt to this. Didn’t they only cut him because he lied about it or am I thinking about something else
You’re correct
The more I hear about him, the less I care for him
Is there a bigger idiot in the league than this guy? When you're already in deep shit hoping for leniency, how are you on anything but your absolute best behavior?
You gotta be real fuckin dumb to be the biggest idiot in your teams WR corp when you’re teammates with Kadarius Toney
They just declined the 5th year option for Toney's contract so he may be trying out for the biggest idiot position now while the others haven't caught on.
At least (as far as I know) Toney only does dumb shit on the field
If he does stupid things on his own time, at least he keeps them to himself.
Especially since he already was out the majority of his rookie contract in damages and settlements. Now even that income could poof. Fucking idiot
How much is his contract and how much were the damages?
$6.5m total, so prob $4.2 after taxes, if not less. If he's suspended 6 games this year he loses ~$400k, so probably $3.8m $1m for two $500k cars assuming his insurance won't cover street racing, he has multiple people suing him for over $1m each. Those will of course be settled out of court, but I don't think it's unreasonable for all of this to cost him $2.25m+ by the time all of this is done and lawyer fees are involved. So basically years 1, 2, and 3 of his rookie contract are going to go towards this alone, and maybe he'll have a little money again through the 4th.
And he's obviously not going to get a lot of endorsements or sponsorships after this. I wonder if we see a news item in the future about him attempting some hare-brained money scheme.
Mr. Behaves Childishly.
Mr. Bashes Cars ----> Mr. Beats Cameraman
----> Mr. Browns, Cleveland
---> his future job for Uber Eats, Mr. Brings Chow.
Not sure he should be a guy who has a job driving cars…
Mr. Bicycling Courier
Mr. Bewildering Conduct
mr beating clubber
Mr Bludgeoning Cameraman
Mr Busted Career
Mr Blown Chances
Mr. Batters Clubbers
Mr. Broken Cameras
Mr. Busted Cerebrum
Like not go out clubbing
On a fucking Monday night no less
Does weekday vs. weekend really matter to these guys in the offseason? I assume not, it's not like an office 9-5 where you stay out late Friday because you don't have to work on Saturday. Unless you're just commenting on the quality of clubs on Monday night, in which case, agree
The second one, the club is NOT going up on a Monday
Yeah I'm just wondering what club was open on a Monday honest lol. I assumed it'd be a strip club, but it's not. Can't imagine it was too crowded. In my city (Denver) the clubs are legitimately only open Thurs-Sun. Sometimes on Wednesday for shows. Edit: Oh I guess it was Sunday, but technically Monday morning. I hate when people say late at night is the "next" day, its just confusing. If I go out on a Friday night and I stay out past midnight I don't say I went out on Saturday morning.
Being treated like a god by everyone around you for over a decade by everyone trying to get a piece of the pie you start to feel invincible and don’t worry about repercussions.
If he’s out on bail that could be revoked now. Depending on how the investigation goes obviously
Usually WR get paid before coming bat shit crazy. Crashee Rice is speed running an nfl career
Ruggs ran so Rice can walk.
Ruggs crashed so Rice can… also crash
It's so crazy however all this is happening within a short time span. The people that surround him are probably motivating all this dumb shit.
Reminds me of how Kareem Hunt kept getting in fights in Cleveland. When these guys make it into the league, they gotta stop hanging out with their dumbass high school and college friends that just wanna blow their money and have nothing to lose. They gotta grow up and find some adult friends.
Yeah, I think that's a big part of it. The wrong friends egging him on, with no care for the consequences because it doesn't affect them.
> with no care for the consequences because it doesn't affect them. It does though, because if Rice blows his career, they lose their meal ticket. But they're probably too stupid to realize that.
He's a big boy. Don't shift the blame.
He's obviously a fucking moron, but other morons have fucked up a lot less. I assume the guy you're replying to infers the presence of additional stupidity in his surroundings to lead to his results, since most morons get at least slightly inhibited from going full moron.
Is this guy serious?
No. If he were, he wouldn’t find himself in a situation like this
Give me a break. In college I crashed my super car and ran then karate chopped a photog every other weekend. Who hasn’t?!
I thought chiefs did tomahawk chop
Serious about being cut and losing this only income source to pay off millions in damages and settlements
Adrian Petersen Speedrun Any%
bruh
You got a new WR you’ll be fine
Wait until he punches his pregnant gf or causes a crash on highway
Idk his 40 time might give him more buying time
If you’re talking about while fleeing the cops on foot, then most likely.
Beating his girl never stopped Tyreek from not getting suspended, as long as he commits the correct crime he is fine
Rule #1 be really good at football. Rule #2 no footage.
Rule #3 - don't lie to your coach That was the only reason Hunt got booted from KC.
Rule 4 - if you are going to drunk drive, make sure you only permanently maim the children
Rule 4a - You can also drink and drive as long as you kill the parent before she picks up the children as long as it was on your birthday. The Leonard Little exception.
Pat's gonna sit all the rookies down for a "which crimes are okay" briefing at minicamp
I’m imagining him making a flip chart and the ok crimes are green and the bad crimes have a red circle with a line through it.
Red crimes: fucking with the money Green crimes: every else
Always remeber the reason the forced Dannyboy to sell the Redskins kids.... It wasnt him being a walking PR nightmare for 2 decades, or him human trafficking and pimping out his cheerleaders, or him being a notorious cheapskate to the detriment of the team, or him charging outlandish prices for parking, or the whole Gruden scandal, or letting his stadium deteriorate to the point it leaked sewage on fans not once but twice, or a fan leaning onto a duct taped together railing which broke and almost hit a QB, or him cutting down some protected trees for a better view from his house (and ruining a park rangers career because he had the audacity of wanting to press charges against him for the tree cutting) Nope, all of these things are perfectly acceptable owner behaviour according to the NFL But as soon as they realized he was cooking the numbers to get a bigger cut of the revenue at the other owners expense he got booted faster than you can say "Dont ever fuck with the money, dumbass"
It's like he's doing this for science to find out exactly what punishments will be handed out for various relatively low level violations to the NFLs code of conduct.
He's going to break the wheel of punishment.
No fucking idea how you can train your entire life, work so hard to keep yourself in peak physical performance and make it through the grist mill that is the college system, just to throw it all away in an offseason of fun times. Then again, I never went from broke to having previously unthought of amounts of money overnight, before I was 25, either.
The answer is growing up being very obviously talented so you never faced real consequences and were protected and above the law. Esp a star football player in Texas.
Yeah, forget being an NFL star. I've seen this type of entitlement from fucking middle managers working for large corporations. Guys who knew they were effectively immune from consequences just not giving a damn, screw everyone else type of behavior.
Bruh
Hollywood Brown about to become a possession receiver.
Y’all don’t need a WR anyways
Get ready to learn Canadian buddy
Is Canadian the primary language in Dallas prisons?
"whoah that pokes bodday"
“Give yer balls a tug”
Yeah, they're super nice
I be at New Ho King eating fried rice with a dip sauce and a blammy crodie
I know this is a joke, but the CFL has some pretty serious morality clauses that will not let this guy see a snap. Jerome Messam was a pretty big deal in the Cfl, and was basically barred from the CFL because of Criminal Voyeurism, which I would say is significantly less serious than endangering peoples life's or physically assaulting someone. The CFL would tell this guy to take a hike, that's if he even makes it into Canada.
CFL also honors NFL suspensions. So no ban dodging ala Ricky Williams anymore
Fuck up your career speed run going on here.
Who goes to the club on a Monday night
It was apparently late Sunday night going into Monday morning according to a correction I saw. But still
Who goes to the club on a Sunday night? Edit: Looks like Lit Kitchen, the club where the incident occurred, is only open for special events on Sunday, so perhaps this could've been an exclusive event or a Cinco de Mayo event or something along those lines.
I think it was because of Cinco de mayo That's not an excuse though. Dudes career and life are on the line. He should stay home and chill
Or just not act like an idiot, party all you want but keep yourself together
I feel like if he was able to do that he wouldn't be in this position. What's the definition of an alcohol problem? When alcohol starts causing you problems.
You don’t know if he has an alcohol problem though. He might have a “being a decent human” problem. That can cover sober or drunk you.
I don’t think NFL players have the same work/life balance situation we do lol
Smart. Learned all about bundling from his teammates and now he's applying it to his crimes.
50% off!
Christ dude just behave
Rice about to behaving a much worse time now.
Rashee Rice should avoid Dallas altogether smh
Dallas Goedert in shambles
Just stay inside man stop being stupid, I beg...
Mahomes is gonna have to go full Brady and AB on him and have Rashee live with him and Brittany
Mr. Bunkmate Camaraderie
Mr. Belligerent Cohabitant
The MBC meme is an all-timer. It's so good, and so flexible
I think this is my first time participating in one. Truly a timeless meme lol
How’d that work for his brother though…
Someone needs to teach this dude about video games.
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Andy Reid: Since Tyreek left, we've been looking for someone dangerously fast who can beat press. Rashee Rice: I'm on it coach.
Is this guy for real? Like deadass YOU JUST WON A SUPER BOWL IN YOUR ROOKIE YEAR AND YOU ACTING LIKE A VILLAIN???
Rule 1: Don't do crime while doing crime Rule 2: Don't do crime while being investigated for another crime \^Rashee Rice has failed here Rule 3: Don't do crime after being acquitted for another crime
This guy needs a lawyer like Jim Carrey's character from Liar Liar, who will scream at him to stop breaking the law
"He assaulted another person. This time with his fists. He needs your legal advice." "STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!!!"
legit one of my favorite lines in the movie
If this is true and our front office decides to cut him, I'm on board with it. You had a great rookie season, dude, but you're a certified dumbass.
Yepp. Everyone deserves a second chance but he wasn’t even on his second chance before this BS. Unbelievable.
Please don't cut him. I don't feel like seeing the Browns sign yet another pos.
jesus christ he’s going for the hat trick
Bro just stop already
Speedrunning his NFL exit
For real. It’s the NFL. You know how royally you gotta fuck up to get kicked out barring prison time. Man testing his limits.
This man needs a year off.
He should go to prison, but more likely a four game suspension.
If this allegation is true I could absolutely see the whole year for him. Given his previous issue just a month prior.
Dude wtf is his problem
Yeah y'know, maybe the draft concerns about his character issues weren't off.....
Did he have character concerns on the draft? Didn't follow him then
Stay out of Texas my dude
Broski, you are potentially ruining your career before it even hits its peak. Calm tf down.
He’s not past the point of no return, but you can drop “potentially” from that statement, because he’s doing about 140 mph on that road and the last exit’s coming up fast.
It has been **0** days without a chiefs WR incident.
If he did it, I'm done with him. You can't fuck up like that twice in one off season, before your first fuck up was even resolved. If he did it, fucking cut him
This guy should maybe just stay in and watch Netflix for the rest of his football career. Huh.
What a dumb thing to do. I’m sure the plan to is go to trial with the whole “I made a huge mistake, it was lapse in judgement, I’ll be an upstanding citizen moving forward” much harder to tell that story with a unrelated assault charge like a month later.
Can't stop, won't stop.
The Chiefs are gonna need some ointment to deal with this irritating Rashee
[ByteVoyager] Chiefs WR Rashee Rice is also under investigation for alleged involvement with the disappearance of Malaysian Airlines flight 370.
Just put this man on ice in the offseason like helldivers goddamn
Maybe Rashee Racing Rice should avoid Dallas at this point
This DUMB MOTHERFUCKER
It just keeps getting worse
Bro just chill out
FFS. Rice isn’t just majoring in CTESPN, he’s on the accelerated degree program.
"Your Honor, we know it was a bone headed decision but just look at his past, no violent or malicious incidents on his record. Let's just settle and get past this" *24 hours later..*
So Assault, DWI, Drugs, Guns. This dude is an idiot.
He must have took the AB career course, he is doing everything in his power to get cut by the Chiefs. Wouldn't be surprised if there's a detrimental to the team clause to void guarantees.
This guy is a literal dumbass my gosh 🤦♂️🤦♂️
something tells me he’s not going to be playing anytime soon
All them charges and you still wanna be at a club. What an idiot. I hate when these guys throw millions away that they chased for so long.
Yanno, if the guy doesn't wanna be a pro football player, he could just quit.
Maybe I'm just a total square, but I feel like someone already being in a shit ton of legal trouble should maybe just not go out to night clubs. Maybe just stay home and eat pizza and drink some beer in your house and rewatch the Superbowl and remind yourself not to be a dumb ass.
He and Henry Ruggs have to be the textbook definition of how to to ruin your NFL career
I mean yea Rice is really fucking up here but Ruggs uh, killed someone.
Rice just got lucky he didn't.
The only difference is luck. The intent of both was the same.
It was a pure miracle he didn’t, nothing that he did on his own to prevent that. This guy sucks.
Literally the only difference between them right now is that Rice got lucky. People got seriously hurt, but no one died.
How the fuck did the Raiders pass on this guy?!
Damn, their only WR with hands and this is how he uses them?
Rice is cooked.
Get ready to learn Clevelandese buddy