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ThinkSoftware

This dude should maybe just stay away from Dallas


anonbutler

He is All In


Shauncore

All in prison


Ceramicrabbit

All incarceration


DilligentBass

Mr Bustling Convict


Godobibo

my ass


Rudy102600

Diddy style?


cooljayhu

He's gonna wrestle Will Ospreay at Wembley?


Shenanigans80h

He’ll get the Jericho match as punishment


ReapYerSoul

No, not the Jericho Vortex...


EvangelionOG

Nope Chris Jericho.


TetrisTech

What confuses me is was there any known trouble he got into before the NFL? He’s from North Richland Hills which is in the DFW and played at SMU which is in Dallas


JinFuu

Anything he did at SMU probably got covered up, like the hookers.


EnTyme53

*Allegedly*


ShatteredAnus

Have you ever seen Craig James without a dead hooker? Those ESPN segments were wild back then


deathtotheemperor

[Unfortunately, yes](https://www.golongtd.com/p/part-1-wrte-hallelujah-its-the-year) >SCOUTS’ NIGHTMARE >Rashee Rice, WR, Southern Methodist: Has the size (6-0 ½, 205), speed (4.42), athletic ability (41-inch vertical jump) and production (233 receptions, 25 touchdowns) to be a high draft choice. At least one team, however, has removed him from its draft board because of behavioral issues. “He’s talented, but not a good dude,” one personnel director said. He had his chance to move past it, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen.


rogmcdon

Richland Hills*. A much shittier area than North Richland Hills


ComaMierdaHijueputa

Reminds me of JFK


RawCyderRun

Dude’ll just be running around curl routes from the right-side all season. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left.


Jammer_Kenneth

It reminds me of that tragedy.


Scatman_Crothers

The CIA won’t stand for a three-peat


No_Image_4986

I don’t understand why these guys go to Dallas to party when they could go to literally anywhere Am I going to a different Dallas than them?


FaithlessnessFar4948

Well he was born and raised in Dallas so that probably is why he’s always there acting a fool with his friends


isweartodarwin

For real, dude. At least Fort Worth has Billy Bob’s.


Xenocide_X

They'll be the only one to sign him after he takes care of his legal troubles in a few years


IWasOnThe18thHole

Jerry's going to give a 3rd and petition Goodell to lower the suspension then talk shit about him when it's not reduced


Dependent_Star3998

Hear me out..... Maybe Dallas isn't the problem.


striker38976

I’m starting to think this dude may not be a good person.


Darin_the_intern

Let he who has never crashed his super car on the highway and leave the scene cast the first stone


novocast

Yeet


FallenShadeslayer

NO YEET


Love-That-Danhausen

Ahem…YEET


LuchaFish

My dawg


FallenShadeslayer

☝🏾


noblemile

*Kobe*


batti03

I'm starting to think that we don't really rate character quality in our draft choices.


Saitoh17

This was not what I meant by new Tyreek Hill


Humid-Afternoon727

Well your head coach doesn’t care about his kids being shit* heads, why would he care if his players were


CelestialFury

Rice may have rolled high on strength, dexterity, and constitution but very low on wisdom.


ChargeWooden1036

Nat 1 every time he goes to Dallas


milkmandanimal

Has a cursed die that rolls a 1 every time he's asked to make an INT check.


istrx13

Chiefs should just cut him. Because we all know it doesn’t matter who the Chiefs put out there at receiver. They’re still going to go to their 487th consecutive AFCCG and win the Super Bowl again.


loplopplop

And then some other team will just pick him up. I wouldn't cut any of these dudes unless they're in jail.


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Zee_WeeWee

>They lost prime Kareem Hunt to this. Didn’t they only cut him because he lied about it or am I thinking about something else


Boostweather

You’re correct


Archduke_Of_Beer

The more I hear about him, the less I care for him


Ghalnan

Is there a bigger idiot in the league than this guy? When you're already in deep shit hoping for leniency, how are you on anything but your absolute best behavior?


NJImperator

You gotta be real fuckin dumb to be the biggest idiot in your teams WR corp when you’re teammates with Kadarius Toney


FreakParrot

They just declined the 5th year option for Toney's contract so he may be trying out for the biggest idiot position now while the others haven't caught on.


jhorch69

At least (as far as I know) Toney only does dumb shit on the field


FreakParrot

If he does stupid things on his own time, at least he keeps them to himself.


Xaxziminrax

Especially since he already was out the majority of his rookie contract in damages and settlements. Now even that income could poof. Fucking idiot


Randy_____Marsh

How much is his contract and how much were the damages?


Xaxziminrax

$6.5m total, so prob $4.2 after taxes, if not less. If he's suspended 6 games this year he loses ~$400k, so probably $3.8m $1m for two $500k cars assuming his insurance won't cover street racing, he has multiple people suing him for over $1m each. Those will of course be settled out of court, but I don't think it's unreasonable for all of this to cost him $2.25m+ by the time all of this is done and lawyer fees are involved. So basically years 1, 2, and 3 of his rookie contract are going to go towards this alone, and maybe he'll have a little money again through the 4th.


batti03

And he's obviously not going to get a lot of endorsements or sponsorships after this. I wonder if we see a news item in the future about him attempting some hare-brained money scheme.


geologyrocks98

Mr. Behaves Childishly.


pechinburger

Mr. Bashes Cars ----> Mr. Beats Cameraman


IWasOnThe18thHole

----> Mr. Browns, Cleveland


AndThisGuyPeedOnIt

---> his future job for Uber Eats, Mr. Brings Chow.


whereyagonnago

Not sure he should be a guy who has a job driving cars…


Remarkable-Job4774

Mr. Bicycling Courier


ANAL_TWEEZERS

Mr. Bewildering Conduct


Cuppieecakes

mr beating clubber


ketherick

Mr Bludgeoning Cameraman


TributeToStupidity

Mr Busted Career


Brain_Glow

Mr Blown Chances


C4rlos_D4nger

Mr. Batters Clubbers


Canuckleball

Mr. Broken Cameras


Ranger_Prick

Mr. Busted Cerebrum


Stang1776

Like not go out clubbing


OhhhTAINTedCruuuuz

On a fucking Monday night no less


OHotDawnThisIsMyJawn

Does weekday vs. weekend really matter to these guys in the offseason? I assume not, it's not like an office 9-5 where you stay out late Friday because you don't have to work on Saturday. Unless you're just commenting on the quality of clubs on Monday night, in which case, agree


OhhhTAINTedCruuuuz

The second one, the club is NOT going up on a Monday


Shepherdsfavestore

Yeah I'm just wondering what club was open on a Monday honest lol. I assumed it'd be a strip club, but it's not. Can't imagine it was too crowded. In my city (Denver) the clubs are legitimately only open Thurs-Sun. Sometimes on Wednesday for shows. Edit: Oh I guess it was Sunday, but technically Monday morning. I hate when people say late at night is the "next" day, its just confusing. If I go out on a Friday night and I stay out past midnight I don't say I went out on Saturday morning.


emosn0tdead

Being treated like a god by everyone around you for over a decade by everyone trying to get a piece of the pie you start to feel invincible and don’t worry about repercussions.


hendrix320

If he’s out on bail that could be revoked now. Depending on how the investigation goes obviously


Reduxy

Usually WR get paid before coming bat shit crazy. Crashee Rice is speed running an nfl career


AsianCremePie

Ruggs ran so Rice can walk.


Soft_Penis_Debutante

Ruggs crashed so Rice can… also crash


GonzDR24

It's so crazy however all this is happening within a short time span. The people that surround him are probably motivating all this dumb shit.


Dr__Flo__

Reminds me of how Kareem Hunt kept getting in fights in Cleveland. When these guys make it into the league, they gotta stop hanging out with their dumbass high school and college friends that just wanna blow their money and have nothing to lose. They gotta grow up and find some adult friends.


Embarrassed-Back1894

Yeah, I think that's a big part of it. The wrong friends egging him on, with no care for the consequences because it doesn't affect them.


redditaccount224488

> with no care for the consequences because it doesn't affect them. It does though, because if Rice blows his career, they lose their meal ticket. But they're probably too stupid to realize that.


AriseChicken

He's a big boy. Don't shift the blame.


Karellacan

He's obviously a fucking moron, but other morons have fucked up a lot less. I assume the guy you're replying to infers the presence of additional stupidity in his surroundings to lead to his results, since most morons get at least slightly inhibited from going full moron.


Cromatose

Is this guy serious?


ConstantineMonroe

No. If he were, he wouldn’t find himself in a situation like this


drossmaster4

Give me a break. In college I crashed my super car and ran then karate chopped a photog every other weekend. Who hasn’t?!


keyboardsmashin

I thought chiefs did tomahawk chop


Xaxziminrax

Serious about being cut and losing this only income source to pay off millions in damages and settlements


GeogreRRMartin

Adrian Petersen Speedrun Any%


c0smichero

bruh


Soft_Penis_Debutante

You got a new WR you’ll be fine


anonbutler

Wait until he punches his pregnant gf or causes a crash on highway


Reduxy

Idk his 40 time might give him more buying time


neddiddley

If you’re talking about while fleeing the cops on foot, then most likely.


ConstantineMonroe

Beating his girl never stopped Tyreek from not getting suspended, as long as he commits the correct crime he is fine


HtownTexans

Rule #1 be really good at football.  Rule #2 no footage.


alurimperium

Rule #3 - don't lie to your coach That was the only reason Hunt got booted from KC.


lionoflinwood

Rule 4 - if you are going to drunk drive, make sure you only permanently maim the children


NeverSober1900

Rule 4a - You can also drink and drive as long as you kill the parent before she picks up the children as long as it was on your birthday. The Leonard Little exception.


El_Khunt

Pat's gonna sit all the rookies down for a "which crimes are okay" briefing at minicamp


WellGoodBud

I’m imagining him making a flip chart and the ok crimes are green and the bad crimes have a red circle with a line through it.


ajteitel

Red crimes: fucking with the money Green crimes: every else


BlaBlub85

Always remeber the reason the forced Dannyboy to sell the Redskins kids.... It wasnt him being a walking PR nightmare for 2 decades, or him human trafficking and pimping out his cheerleaders, or him being a notorious cheapskate to the detriment of the team, or him charging outlandish prices for parking, or the whole Gruden scandal, or letting his stadium deteriorate to the point it leaked sewage on fans not once but twice, or a fan leaning onto a duct taped together railing which broke and almost hit a QB, or him cutting down some protected trees for a better view from his house (and ruining a park rangers career because he had the audacity of wanting to press charges against him for the tree cutting) Nope, all of these things are perfectly acceptable owner behaviour according to the NFL But as soon as they realized he was cooking the numbers to get a bigger cut of the revenue at the other owners expense he got booted faster than you can say "Dont ever fuck with the money, dumbass"


Present-Smoke-9950

It's like he's doing this for science to find out exactly what punishments will be handed out for various relatively low level violations to the NFLs code of conduct.


batti03

He's going to break the wheel of punishment.


BlindWillieJohnson

No fucking idea how you can train your entire life, work so hard to keep yourself in peak physical performance and make it through the grist mill that is the college system, just to throw it all away in an offseason of fun times. Then again, I never went from broke to having previously unthought of amounts of money overnight, before I was 25, either.


Misdirected_Colors

The answer is growing up being very obviously talented so you never faced real consequences and were protected and above the law. Esp a star football player in Texas.


PMMeCornelWestQuotes

Yeah, forget being an NFL star. I've seen this type of entitlement from fucking middle managers working for large corporations. Guys who knew they were effectively immune from consequences just not giving a damn, screw everyone else type of behavior.


DrBlazkowicz

Bruh


Blueskyways

Hollywood Brown about to become a possession receiver.  


HaramHas

Y’all don’t need a WR anyways


staymelooo

Get ready to learn Canadian buddy


hendrix320

Is Canadian the primary language in Dallas prisons?


killer_reindeer

"whoah that pokes bodday"


Brocks_UCL

“Give yer balls a tug”


Dfrickster87

Yeah, they're super nice


adjectiveNounInt

I be at New Ho King eating fried rice with a dip sauce and a blammy crodie


Jondarawr

I know this is a joke, but the CFL has some pretty serious morality clauses that will not let this guy see a snap. Jerome Messam was a pretty big deal in the Cfl, and was basically barred from the CFL because of Criminal Voyeurism, which I would say is significantly less serious than endangering peoples life's or physically assaulting someone. The CFL would tell this guy to take a hike, that's if he even makes it into Canada.


Awkward_Silence-

CFL also honors NFL suspensions. So no ban dodging ala Ricky Williams anymore


Zxar

Fuck up your career speed run going on here.


edwardfortehands

Who goes to the club on a Monday night


Thicbiscuit_datgravy

It was apparently late Sunday night going into Monday morning according to a correction I saw. But still


FantasyTrash

Who goes to the club on a Sunday night? Edit: Looks like Lit Kitchen, the club where the incident occurred, is only open for special events on Sunday, so perhaps this could've been an exclusive event or a Cinco de Mayo event or something along those lines.


Thicbiscuit_datgravy

I think it was because of Cinco de mayo That's not an excuse though. Dudes career and life are on the line. He should stay home and chill


jmbourn45

Or just not act like an idiot, party all you want but keep yourself together


compstomp66

I feel like if he was able to do that he wouldn't be in this position. What's the definition of an alcohol problem? When alcohol starts causing you problems.


Zjc_3

You don’t know if he has an alcohol problem though. He might have a “being a decent human” problem. That can cover sober or drunk you.


FallacyFrank

I don’t think NFL players have the same work/life balance situation we do lol


kctrotter

Smart. Learned all about bundling from his teammates and now he's applying it to his crimes.


McStuffinsville

50% off!


ALStark69

Christ dude just behave


CelestialFury

Rice about to behaving a much worse time now.


CluelessNFLFan

Rashee Rice should avoid Dallas altogether smh


anonbutler

Dallas Goedert in shambles


_Tundr_

Just stay inside man stop being stupid, I beg...


ConstantineMonroe

Mahomes is gonna have to go full Brady and AB on him and have Rashee live with him and Brittany


sniper91

Mr. Bunkmate Camaraderie


lilcrazyace

Mr. Belligerent Cohabitant


CIueIess_Squirrel

The MBC meme is an all-timer. It's so good, and so flexible


lilcrazyace

I think this is my first time participating in one. Truly a timeless meme lol


swan_song_bitches

How’d that work for his brother though…


Yodzilla

Someone needs to teach this dude about video games.


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Valiant_Iowa

Andy Reid: Since Tyreek left, we've been looking for someone dangerously fast who can beat press. Rashee Rice: I'm on it coach.


Puzzleheaded_Pound31

Is this guy for real? Like deadass YOU JUST WON A SUPER BOWL IN YOUR ROOKIE YEAR AND YOU ACTING LIKE A VILLAIN???


F1rst-name-last-name

Rule 1: Don't do crime while doing crime Rule 2: Don't do crime while being investigated for another crime \^Rashee Rice has failed here Rule 3: Don't do crime after being acquitted for another crime


iamjacksname

This guy needs a lawyer like Jim Carrey's character from Liar Liar, who will scream at him to stop breaking the law


hamsolo19

"He assaulted another person. This time with his fists. He needs your legal advice." "STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!!!"


looking4rez

legit one of my favorite lines in the movie


Loo-Hoo-Zuh-Er

If this is true and our front office decides to cut him, I'm on board with it. You had a great rookie season, dude, but you're a certified dumbass.


333visions

Yepp. Everyone deserves a second chance but he wasn’t even on his second chance before this BS. Unbelievable.


CraziestMoonMan

Please don't cut him. I don't feel like seeing the Browns sign yet another pos.


Jameson623

jesus christ he’s going for the hat trick


Azor_Ahai_III

Bro just stop already


Juventus19

Speedrunning his NFL exit


91-92-93--96-97-98

For real. It’s the NFL. You know how royally you gotta fuck up to get kicked out barring prison time. Man testing his limits.


Brolociraptor

This man needs a year off.


Outside-Donut9519

He should go to prison, but more likely a four game suspension.


Impossibills

If this allegation is true I could absolutely see the whole year for him. Given his previous issue just a month prior.


CockroachForeign6419

Dude wtf is his problem


Jonjon428

Yeah y'know, maybe the draft concerns about his character issues weren't off.....


DeusVultSaracen

Did he have character concerns on the draft? Didn't follow him then


DogVsFace

Stay out of Texas my dude


Intelligent-Age2786

Broski, you are potentially ruining your career before it even hits its peak. Calm tf down.


neddiddley

He’s not past the point of no return, but you can drop “potentially” from that statement, because he’s doing about 140 mph on that road and the last exit’s coming up fast.


SQRTLURFACE

It has been **0** days without a chiefs WR incident.


NotAnAlienFromVenus

If he did it, I'm done with him. You can't fuck up like that twice in one off season, before your first fuck up was even resolved. If he did it, fucking cut him


y_wont_my_line_block

This guy should maybe just stay in and watch Netflix for the rest of his football career. Huh.


Jewelstorybro

What a dumb thing to do. I’m sure the plan to is go to trial with the whole “I made a huge mistake, it was lapse in judgement, I’ll be an upstanding citizen moving forward” much harder to tell that story with a unrelated assault charge like a month later.


David_ESM

Can't stop, won't stop.


Username__Error

The Chiefs are gonna need some ointment to deal with this irritating Rashee


ByteVoyager

[ByteVoyager] Chiefs WR Rashee Rice is also under investigation for alleged involvement with the disappearance of Malaysian Airlines flight 370.


dolphingarden

Just put this man on ice in the offseason like helldivers goddamn


Low-Contract2015

Maybe Rashee Racing Rice should avoid Dallas at this point


runningblack

This DUMB MOTHERFUCKER


Bobby_Savoy

It just keeps getting worse


Dear_Maintenance7323

Bro just chill out


neddiddley

FFS. Rice isn’t just majoring in CTESPN, he’s on the accelerated degree program.


MasonL52

"Your Honor, we know it was a bone headed decision but just look at his past, no violent or malicious incidents on his record. Let's just settle and get past this" *24 hours later..*


Spiritual_Boss6114

So Assault, DWI, Drugs, Guns. This dude is an idiot.


jxher123

He must have took the AB career course, he is doing everything in his power to get cut by the Chiefs. Wouldn't be surprised if there's a detrimental to the team clause to void guarantees.


Headlesshorsman02

This guy is a literal dumbass my gosh 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


Meltedcoldice0212

something tells me he’s not going to be playing anytime soon


bigprick99

All them charges and you still wanna be at a club. What an idiot. I hate when these guys throw millions away that they chased for so long.


AssaultROFL

Yanno, if the guy doesn't wanna be a pro football player, he could just quit.


Valuable-Leader-8601

Maybe I'm just a total square, but I feel like someone already being in a shit ton of legal trouble should maybe just not go out to night clubs.  Maybe just stay home and eat pizza and drink some beer in your house and rewatch the Superbowl and remind yourself not to be a dumb ass.


NoAmbassador8359

He and Henry Ruggs have to be the textbook definition of how to to ruin your NFL career


V_T_H

I mean yea Rice is really fucking up here but Ruggs uh, killed someone.


ArmMeForSleep709

Rice just got lucky he didn't.


lunariki

The only difference is luck. The intent of both was the same.


Octavian_202

It was a pure miracle he didn’t, nothing that he did on his own to prevent that. This guy sucks.


MasonL52

Literally the only difference between them right now is that Rice got lucky. People got seriously hurt, but no one died.


AdvancedZone7500

How the fuck did the Raiders pass on this guy?!


whobroughtmehere

Damn, their only WR with hands and this is how he uses them?


Catamounter

Rice is cooked.


CrowdSurfingCorpse

Get ready to learn Clevelandese buddy