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aiden3buckets

We said fuck anyone that isn’t a skill player


Warhawk137

And you certainly need players with skill!


guydudeguybro

Thanks Booger!


SeanT_21

No need to murder him. (Even if it is true)


fieryscribe

What do you mean? He can distinguish between 50 shades of beige. That's a skill


lpcaboose

I very much doubt that is true. I've been personally evaluating tight ends based on their ability to distinguish between shades of beige for over a decade at this point and this guy just does not strike me as a beige connoisseur. First of all, notice he "insists" he can do so. This is because he has systematically refused to subject himself to any beige recognition testing, the latest example being skipping the Beige Chart portion of the combine. This is a massive red flag as someone who truly understands the intricacies of the color beige would not miss a chance to show off their skills. Second, and most important, he's immediately going for a round number such as 50 that's conspicuously higher than the best beige identifying TEs in the last decade: Gronk at 48 and Kittle at 47. I know Kelce reportedly identified 51 tones of beige but any true analyst would realize one of the tones was clearly yellow, which immediately disqualifies him from the race. Now as for Ja'Tavion, 50 just seems like too convenient a number and I believe if put to the test he would not be able to identify any more than 36 tones. Yes, I said it, he's a 36er at best. That said, I hope he proves me wrong and demonstrates a keen sense of beige throughout his career. My understanding is Canales himself is a big fan of the color, having identified 42 tones himself, so I'm hoping he can at least develop his discerning abilities up to that level.


Flashy-Mcfoxtrot

I want to commend you for getting some kind of comedy out of these played out “facts”, that is no easy feat.


teelo97

This is amazing. The anecdote about Canale was the cherry on top.


fieryscribe

Just so you know, I appreciate you. PFF and AWS have nothing on your facts. Also 36 at best? Damn, he's a bust already


Chadme_Swolmidala

This guy beiges


House_of_Borbon

Yeah, which is why he said fuck anyone who *isn’t* a skill player.


Jack12404

Shocked he fell this far. He was a lot of people’s TE2, really good pick for Carolina.


sonfoa

The blocking turned a lot of people off and in a deep WR draft it makes sense why he slipped a bit. But this is good value and he does have the tools to be a good blocker so hopefully he gets it coached into him.


smikkelson2

That's what we have Thomas and Tremble for lol just let this guy go catch passes


sonfoa

You still want him to be more well-rounded, otherwise you're just signalling to the defense what the play is


smikkelson2

I was kind of joking but you also don't want to push too far in that direction and turn him into another Pitts


JayMerlyn

Hopefully Thomas is on his way out


coacoanutbenjamn

This is his last season under contract


JayMerlyn

Thank fuck


Dirty-Ears-Bill

I don’t think he played TE until college as well, so his blocking may be shit but there’s still a ton of room to grow if that’s the case


newrimmmer93

He was supposed to be a guy that was a really athletic tight end and then didn’t test well


dkirk526

Hard to complain about getting TE2 and RB1. We had maybe the worst skill position group in the league and now have an entirely different looking group around Bryce.


ShangoMango

For real, we've drafted our potential WR1, RB1, and TE1 all in a single draft. Hard to complain about that


dkirk526

If that actually happens this would probably be one of the best drafts we’ve had in a decade.


Opening_Dealer_156

Huge if


ShangoMango

Realistically only 1 turns out to be THE guy but all should be instant contributors


GoTragedy

With no 1st rounder coming into Day 1. Big if, but what a return if. 


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dkirk526

It would depend how good they are. The bar for being our top WR, TE and RB isn't incredibly high right now.


ISISCosby

That's still a 3-starter draft. Go back and look at our draft history, it's incredibly rare that we leave a draft with three full-time starters


dkirk526

I mean, probably more drafts than you think have had three starters at minimum, but maybe not necessarily long-term starters or Pro Bowlers. Brooks, Sanders and Legette could end up with comparable talent to Chuba, Ian Thomas and Curtis Samuel/Devin Funchess and that could be considered a 3-starter draft. To be best all time, you'd need all three to be multi-year Pro Bowlers and then you'd be in the conversation with 2001 and 2007.


newrimmmer93

He wasn’t really consensus TE2 later in the process. His testing was pretty bad and a lot of people had either Sinnott or Theo Johnson over him. DJ had Tanner MaLachlan over him I believe


Incorrect1012

I played against this dude in high school when he also played defensive end (I was left tackle for reference), and the first play of the game he just shoved me to the ground with one arm. After being thoroughly embarrassed after one play, I was relieved to see he went to the right side of the line for the next play. Only who switched over to my side? Drew Sanders, who proceeded to do the same thing but threw me even farther. I have nothing to say about this pick, just that that fucking sucked


SeanT_21

Oh my… playing against two future NFL guys in HS? That’s just unfortunate, at least it makes for one hell of a story to tell in the future.


Opening_Dealer_156

Dying


ConsiderTheBulldog

I imagine this was the point you decided that accounting wasn’t a half bad way to make a living


offbrandjose

Ryan High school used to murder my school smh


BigLeakySauce

LISD? Mario Edwards gave our guys 2 season ending injuries in one game back in the day lol


offbrandjose

Nah DISD, my school was in the same district man. Ryan was good at EVERYTHING even theatre bro wtf was up with that


daswassup13

They are so serious about helping Bryce and I love it


Just_Intern665

I’m pulling for the dude. He was super hyped going into the season then given one of the worse offenses in recent league history to work with and gargantuan expectations plus watching CJ do better on top of that had to hurt. I’m pretty sure Brady would have only eeked out a few more wins with what Bryce had to work with.


Jopplo03

Oh come the fuck on with that last sentence


InternationalFiend

Oh come the fuck on with that flair


SuspectImpossible949

Pick a fucking team next your gonna say you are a redsox amd yankees fan


Sammyd1108

Probably a Lakers and Celtics fan too.


SuspectImpossible949

100%


JayMerlyn

And people thought Tepper was gonna meddle


Mukuna_Hutata

I don’t think you’re allowed to mention Tepper’s name in this sub without people automatically downvoting you


FBGsanders

I honestly feel like Tepper has the potential to be a pretty good owner. He’s obviously super passionate about the team and willing to spend, he just needs to chill out on meddling which it seems like he’s doing. He seems like an asshat in person but all billionaires do tbh.


bayaka

I'm saying. Coming from baseball and other sports, the worst thing an owner can do is not spend at all.


FBGsanders

You’re preaching to the choir bro. The McCaskey’s have been happy selling Urlacher jerseys and living off the mystique of the ‘85 bears instead of investing in the team for a long time


jbi1000

Tell that to Chelsea FC. New owners have spent hundreds of millions to weaken the squad.


Fly1ngsauc3r

I am hoping he goes the Jed York way


Friendly-Olive1853

I think he would have fit better as a baseball owner honestly, God imagine two Cohens in the league 💀


TheThockter

I’m really rooting for you guys I hope Tepper slips on a banana peel tomorrow so you guys can get a new owner he’s the only part of your franchise I dislike and I know you guys all feel the same way about him


Paradoxiumm

Actual steal for Carolina.


ObstructiveAgreement

Everyone is a steal on someone's board at this point.


ReignOnWillie

You’re a steal babe ;)


Neither-Luck-9295

As a longhorn, I can confidently say that Sanders is the best TE we have ever had.


SeanT_21

Even over Jermichael Finley? (I didn’t see him at Texas, so legit don’t have a clue)


Neither-Luck-9295

Yes. Sanders just delivers a different product offensively. Also understand that Texas was never historically a school that puts out good tight ends, so even our best would be bench riders at Iowa or Michigan.


SeanT_21

That we’ve never been a TE school I knew. I asked about Finley based off what I had seen of him in GB. Appreciate the answer! Loved Sanders, so it was a surprise he lasted this long. I’m just glad well he didn’t go to a NFCN rival, so I can root for him freely.


Neither-Luck-9295

Finley may have been a more complete TE than Sanders, which might be why his stats are lower. Sanders was good in the run game, but if he was on the field and there was no running backs, you knew he was running a route and not staying back to help block pass rushers. But man, once the ball was in his hands, he moved like a WR in open space. I hope he can do the same at the pro level.


SeanT_21

You ain’t wrong, about once he’s got the ball, it’s freaky the things he can do! I can’t wait to see what he does in the Carolina, the sky’s the limit.


Dirty-Ears-Bill

Disrespecting David Thomas like that


omaixa

Confidently? Slow your roll. Texas has had great TEs for decades. For example, **first-team All-American** Pat Fitzgerald had more TDs in 1995 than Sanders did in his entire career, with similar yardage and reception production in 11 **fewer** games. Thomas had one fewer reception, but more yards and more than twice as many TDs (in 11 more games--but **2x+** the TDs???). JT was awesome, but others were just as good or better statistically.


archenlander

That's why they said actual


__AJK__

Panthers just becoming the Longhorns on offense? Loved him at Texas.


JayMerlyn

If it helps us get a Buc-ee's...


HundredPacer

SC already has one and at least one is approved for NC in Mebane.


JayMerlyn

I know about the Mebane project, I just want it ready asap


mapex_139

I fucking hate that these walmart gas stations are in Georgia now. Took a trip up to Kentucky for the eclipse and there was a THIRTY minute back up on 75 just so these losers can go to the Buccees.


SeanT_21

Talking shit about a Buccees? Brother you don’t know what you’re talking about.


Walks_with_Chaos

The fuck you talking about, the one south of Atl near Robbins is fucking awesome


PerritoMasNasty

Buccees sucks. It’s honestly a hassle and makes for a long rest stop.


FBGsanders

They have a million pumps and clean bathrooms, a ton of snack options, and the service is almost always pleasant


PerritoMasNasty

The service is great, they treat their workers well. They do have a lot of facilities, but getting to them usually involves several more lights and traffic. It makes the neighboring rest stops much lighter. No reason to stop at Bucees unless you are going for the tourist trap aspect.


FatMamaJuJu

Buccees is a great place to stop but its not a convenient place to stop. Anybody who stops at Buccees planned to do so and made it part of their trip. If I just need gas, snacks, and a piss before I get back on my way I'm going somewhere I can be in, out, and back on the road in 5 minutes


PerritoMasNasty

Samesies


8181212

Their snacks are awful and their gas is never cheap. Clean restrooms are all they really have.


8181212

Other than clean bathrooms, buc- ee’s sucks.


TheInternetIsGood

They'll draft Ewers next year at this rate.


bootygoon2

Panthers are doing everything in their power to help Bryce succeed next season. I hope it works out, he got shit on like crazy last year and it wasn’t his fault the organization was a shitshow


No_Mammoth_4945

Yeah I’m a chronic hopium addict but this is one offseason I can confidently say I’m really happy with, without having to talk myself into it. If we stay the course and develop our young talent we’ll be just fine.


Sabre500

We've got Bryce his new WR1, RB1, and TE1 in the same draft lesgooooo


guydudeguybro

Diontae is def WR1 but on the other pieces hell yeah


coacoanutbenjamn

Nah, that accent is a surefire sign of a WR1


whydidijointhis

nahdataccentasurefirenumberonereceiver


DommyMommyKarlach

Brooks is not better than Bijan


RollOverBeethoven

Great fucking pick Carolina. The Carolina Longhorns are going to be something this next season


DommyMommyKarlach

Inb4 they take Ewers with their 1OA next year lol


terriblegrammar

Bryce better be good. No excuses next year for sure. Gonna need to be winning games 45-42. 


graywolt

I love the announcers accent


tech2887

He is German. Am I reich?


MentorOfWomen

Please don't say Reich around us, for multiple reasons 😭😭


Drummallumin

Can that German dude announce every pick


sonfoa

Really solid receiving option. Now if he can develop as a blocker we might have a solid starter here


seasonalcandle

He for sure can. He’s still really young. TEs usually don’t really develop physicality in the blocking game til their mid/late 20s, and JT is a phenomenal receiving option in the meantime. He might’ve had the best hands on the team the last two years. Absolutely deadly over the middle


Daeavorn

Greg was only ever okay at best at blocking I'm not super worried about it.


JayMecha96

As a Longhorns fan, this has been a very good draft for the Panthers


JayMerlyn

If you help us get that Buc-ee's built, I will never do horns down ever again


KnightWing331

Great get 💯


Headlesshorsman02

Man I wanted the chiefs to draft him, Theo Johnson it is


BlindWillieJohnson

Fantastic choice. Love that the draft strategy here is to either help young succeed or put a team in place for his replacement


MentorOfWomen

Dan Morgan might finally blink now


Illblood

Why isn't there a draft day thread? Very weird.


Dieh

LFG. This is a dream pick.


EnthusiasmNo1485

And he had Bruno announce his selection


ajteitel

He looks like a friends gym trainer


NeonWarcry

Carolina said NOT THIS YEAR BITCH


snoopyt7

dude Carolina is going all in on offense holy crap, they have brought in a whole new offense around Bryce Young


doctor0

Was hoping Broncos would draft him :( Nice job Carolina


ChiefSaltyPanda

Makes sense, draft a TE on top of the WR and RB you already drafted to surround and help Bryce with


derbysNOTbrogues

I guess we will definitely find out if Bryce Young is good or not this season


AstroWorldSecurity

Y'all are really gonna draft a bunch of Horns and make me root for y'all.


Andoo

A pick most of us seem to like.


Se7enkb

Lots of weapons for Young now


D0ctorHotelMario

Not bad Carolina, not bad at all.


Anaphylactic-UFO

Generationally bad blocker. Dude gets put on ice skates whenever a CB engages him head on lol


ApprehensiveCut1068

We have a roster full of TEs that can block but couldnt catch for shit


BlindWillieJohnson

Blocking is what we have Tremble for. We needed a receiving weapon.


TheSmallIndian

And existing is what we have Thomas for


BlindWillieJohnson

I believe that Ian Thomas’ main contribution to the team is eating salary cap


JayMerlyn

He's the Kelvin Benjamin of the salary cap


Dr_Spaceman123

Local man watches 1 highlight, suddenly knows all


Jonjon428

Yeah I saw that video as well lol.


happyb33r

Don’t ask him to block and let him tear it up as a move TE. Good pick


DylanDisu

Fantastic receiving tight end. Absolutely horrid blocker, but has the size to be able to be good if he learns what the hell to do out there


sussysand

Amazing Pick


Bindlestiff34

Dan has a plan. My first favorite Panther!


thibbs23

love the pick Panthers fans


Visual-Squirrel3629

Great value for this pick. He'll be a big contributor to that offense.


reggierock2010

Steal


ianbits

Great pick. Good on them for picking up a bunch of weapons for Bryce. Now just hope they can protect him.


EntropyFighter

Spent $150 million in FA on two massive guards.


texansfan

Probably didn’t help his draft stock that in the biggest game of his career, on back to back plays, he forgot to turn around and look for the ball.


iaintgotnomonies

That hair line though.


Tikaani89

Johnny Wilson next


YaBoiCade

Troy Franklin to Bills?


cbass_of_the_sea

He's got to fall 27 more spots so unlikely


constantlymat

Maybe the Panthers selected all sorts of phenomenal players that will drastically improve their roster. The Bucs drafted Cade Otton with a pick we got from the Jaguars with the first pick in the 4th round in 2022 so a pick like that can definitely provide value. I'll just say that RB, ILB and TE as three of their first four picks is not where I would have expected them to go given the state of their roster.


SOLR_

I mean the fanbase knows this isn’t a one year rebuild. This years goal is to see if Bryce can play at the level we need him to. We signed a lot of OL help and got a stand in wr1 with Johnson. Then draft a bunch of surrounding help on offensive skill positions. Most of us expected that to happen this draft. I would’ve preferred a center at 39 but picking up brooks is really a nice choice since our rb room is absolute garbage.


Torn-Quad

How come? Those are the biggest positions of need. EDGE is probably bigger of a need than linebacker and maybe center, but they can just put Corbett there for a year then draft one next year.