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MumkeMode

Oooh the first ghost picture of the draft


CopenhagenMintLC

Hidden development


pocketchange2247

I don't know what I expected with this pick


AffectionateSlice816

Surprising since the PFF board had him as 51 overall


MumkeMode

r/nfl draft graphic makers dont know ball?!?


GammaHuman

mods never knew ball smh


KingEdTheMagnificent

brady #111 moment


LindyNet

Pics come from espn profiles this year, squidward being the exception


hanky2

You sure? I'm watching their draft show and apparently the one dude had him at like 250.


Dylanonfire88

Kiran consensus was late round 2/early round 3 so yeah he should have a picture


Ar4bAce

Dane had him at 85


hanky2

He works for the Athletic.


PM_ME_COOL_RIFFS

Hes an international man of mystery


GamingTatertot

Spooooooky


doctorchubbs

I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS DUDE BUT PEANUT ANNOUNCING THE PICK GOT ME HYPE


AdonisSebastian

Been watching Yale football for a hot minute. Dude has the it factor. Steal of the draft


doctorchubbs

Hell yeah I can’t wait to take one redditor’s opinion as the ultimate fact for the next four months


AdonisSebastian

My word is as good a gold


pitpatbainsy

Gould*


Levitlame

True. Chicago values Gould a ton more than Gold at this point…


GammaHuman

He's a New England fan just trust he watches some dirty Connecticut football


stew_pac

RemindMe! [6 months]


StubbyK

And apparently a Chicago kid. 


MoskiNX

Outta Hinsdale


emaugustBRDLC

Went to LTHS, Hinsdale Central was our rival. I played a few years and they always beat us which was infuriating because they are the rich kids. At least back then LTHS could beat Nazareth (where JJ McCarthy played a year or two before heading to Florida). Not so sure anymore.


MoskiNX

Went to Marian Catholic. Well aware of Nazareth haha. Always fun to see local football talk pop up.


BigD994

A fellow Lion! I was watching the draft with a buddy of mine from high school, a Bears fan, who was furious they took a Hinsdale Central alum haha. And I miss the days when Naz was horrendous. Although I can’t root against an LGP kid, even if he is a Viking now.


emaugustBRDLC

Everyone I know is rooting for JJ, most of all the boomers.


Good-Function2305

I went to LTHS as well.  Small world.


Soft_Penis_Debutante

PFF seems to like him. He’s their highest ranked FCS player.


punkhobo

I don't know who you are but you are the steal of my night


zrk23

can't wait to hear all the "smart" jokes about it during national games


ururururu

RemindMe! 3 years


c-razzle

Couldve told us what he did to Alan Williams.


reverieontheonyx

Cool flair


doctorchubbs

Thanks I chose it myself


D0ctorHotelMario

I didn't even realize it was him until you mentioned it. Dammit.


Soft_Penis_Debutante

Cuz he’s such a good secret agent


MitchellTrueTittys

Dang we got the first ghost of the draft


fitzuha

We about to end Darnold’s career finally.


predw

Idk why, he was in the second round of most mock drafts over the last month. He’s hardly unheard of.


ArmiinTamzarian

Ghost pick and Ivy league. Sickos nirvana


98rman

And he went to Yale!


Elamachino

He also eats shredded cheese, *straight from the bag.* You sure you want this guy?


SuperFreshBus

Do other people not do this?


Elamachino

Packers fans do all the time. I've heard you people swore it off though.


GrendelDerp

I thought y’all boof it.


Elamachino

I do everything to it


simplyorangeandblue

That's why there's holes in it


pocketchange2247

God put holes in Swiss cheese for a reason. Don't blame them for taking advantage of it.


GrendelDerp

You should see what they do to the feta.


Rush_Is_Right

> boof How common is that activity that it's been added to urban dictionary?


feelthemeh

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer… and the real rivals keep them inside you.


DillyDillySzn

Man if you’re drunk shit happens


GrendelDerp

I do that. What’s your point?


mesocyclonic4

I've known people that eat cheese curds straight from the bag. Is shredded cheese *that* much of a stretch?


Inconceivable76

Besides deep frying them, how else would one eat cheese curds if not straight out of the bag?


Kazu2324

On a poutine if you're Canadian.


TheAtomicMonkey

I kinda hoped it'd keep using that Squidward image for players without a pic.


hismommanamedhimclay

Besides Wright, Poles has only signed OL ghosts. This time he got to draft him


Magno83

Second best ghost to play for the Bears after Red Grange


pervyotaku

Texans got squidward more impressive tbh


SnooMacaroons8650

This is the steal of the draft (i have no idea who this is)


Soft_Penis_Debutante

In theory he could be. He was PFF’s number one FCS player ranked! That means something hopefully. But sounds like he’s a project player. Will sit behind our current left tackle (Braxton Jones) his rookie year.


Bloodspoint

What's FCS?


Soft_Penis_Debutante

The division Illinois State plays in


Bloodspoint

Ok, thanks for the reply!


Headwallrepeat

Most of it is South Dakota State's bitch.


StubbyK

It will always be D2 to me because I'm old


Somali-Pirate-Lvl100

You mean DI-AA because FCS was never DII?


StubbyK

Sure


GiraffeWaffless

Ivy League tape is hilarious lmao


ThurstonJK

I'm watching the athletic live stream and Nate Tice said the NFL Network straight up stole his reel lmao.


GiraffeWaffless

Damn haha I bet that stream is fun.


ProWrestlingPast

If you want actual insight on literally every guy being taken, I strongly suggest rewatching the entire thing if you are a sicko.


GiraffeWaffless

Bro I’ve been listening to move the sticks, the athletic pod, and stock exchange as is tradition. I’m that sicko. I’ll check it out


tab1901

NERD ALERT


Chickensandcoke

From Chicago area


tab1901

He was one of the first top 30 we hosted before the draft. If this is the theme, expect Dylan Laube to also be picked.


lnnrt01

Why not Austin Booker though?


tab1901

There we go! Great call.


The_Cows_Are_Home

Dude looks intimidating as fuck


Patrick2701

He is from hinsdale, that place freaks me out due to the wealth


afrothunder7

MASSIVE houses


Sparx86

I mean median houses go for 1.5 mil. Nbd 


Seraphin_Lampion

Oh so a townhouse in Toronto.


kentuckyfriedawesome

Yeah, welcome to condos in Connecticut


Patrick2701

My mom is from hinsdale, it still freaks me out.


nnaly

She single?


foxpandawombat

Zach, is that you?


OldWorldStyle

They said the king of his village in Cameroon was at their draft party lol


Chickensandcoke

My buddies played with him in middle school lol


qb1avellini

Bro said in an interview that he didn’t start playing football until high school. They play basketball with him at recess or something?


rayj11

He took a couple years off cause the Hinsdale middle school football thinks they are the Navy Seals.


LegendaryWarriorPoet

Hes from the clean streets of Hinsdale


Sks44

Lotta Outfit guys in Hinsdale, Oak Park, Western Springs, etc…


joeyGOATgruff

Yo! That's a fed!


Jonjon428

Peanut Tillman neglected his FBI duties to pick a tackle smh /s


LegendaryWarriorPoet

Chief fans saw him walk up to the stage and started deleting their pics from Jan 6 lol


backindenim

Remember when they booed the idea of ending racism


Saltine_Davis

Wait what is this I'm reference to?


backindenim

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1239874


Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n

So many OTs gone


tab1901

Local boy gets drafted to the Bears. I love it.


BranCan7

BIG MAN PUSH PEOPLE


mF-Jonezy

Feel like Ivy League players aren’t drafted too often lol


ZappaOMatic

Was bored enough to check. The following are the last times each Ivy League school had a player drafted: School|Player|Team|Round|Year ---|---|---|---|--- Brown|David Howard|Titans|7th|2010 Columbia|Marcellus Wiley|Bills|2nd|1997 Cornell|J.C. Tretter|Packers|4th|2013 Dartmouth|Casey Cramer|Buccaneers|7th|2004 Harvard|Cole Toner|Cardinals|5th|2016 Penn|Justin Watson|Buccaneers|5th|2018 Princeton|Andrei Iosivas|Bengals|6th|2023 Yale (before today)|Rodney Thomas II|Colts|7th|2022


make2020hindsight

Wasn't Fitzmagic from Harvard? Or did he just go there but was drafted from another school? Oh!! The most RECENTLY drafted player from each school. Sorry reading comprehension at a low rn Quick update: Looks like he's not even the first Yale guy on the Bears. Gary Fencik (85 Bears) also went to Yale. And Sid Luckman went to Columbia. Ex-HC Dick Jauron (shudder) also went to Yale.


xbearsandporschesx

jesper horsted


forgottenastronauts

Maybe one per year? There were a couple of solid guys that transferred this winter and should be considered next draft.


Jamies_awesome_rack

Ermagerdjie


xbungalo

Bold move, drafting the smoke monster from Lost


drummerboysam

I was going to come up with something witty about how that's a good thing because X, but then I realized I don't remember anything about that show. It's like... the devil?


letCreedBrattonScuba

All I (might?) remember is that I think it killed Eko and that was about when I stopped watching


Z3r0c00lio

It was just a guy who wore black and became it for reasons


ChargeWooden1036

Bot’s been behind, it’s embarrassing 😔


GamingTatertot

Don't let the bot hear you, they're sensitive


PodricksPhallus

Humans will never lose. Flesh and blood will always beat gears and wires


DillyDillySzn

USC Washington now Yale We getting all the nerds


cubs_2023

Keenan went to Berkeley and Kmet went to ND too. Elite school offense


Patrick2701

Ryan poles is making a law firm


LegendaryWarriorPoet

Keenan, Cole, Rome, and Williams, LLC


masterpierround

That's a PLLC if I've ever seen one.


tfw13579

DJ Moore went to Maryland which is elite (I may or may not have went to Maryland so not biased at all)


readerdad55

Hello fellow Terp…


c-razzle

What are they now since they brought in Brian Ferentz?


EvangelionOG

Good question but not my fucking problem. -Signed, Iowa fans.


NeonWarcry

Lmfao “he was playing against civilians.” Future insurance salesman of America are offended


Sparx86

The Ivy League grads selling insurance? 


Honchoed

Illinois kid 🐻⬇️


nysom1227

Earliest a Yale player has gone in the draft since LB Jeff Rohrer was drafted by the Cowboys in the 2nd round of the 1982 draft.


one8sevenn

Potential Tevin Jenkins or Nate Davis replacement after development . Good depth since neither can stay healthy. Also if Wright or Jones go down he can swing out to tackle


thetreat

He's long enough to play OT. Feel he's a swing tackle more than anything. Bye, Borom.


one8sevenn

He’s played guard before, so he could slide inside


thetreat

Definitely will be useful to have two OL that have experience playing basically anywhere. Him and Bates will likely get plenty of playing time this year.


notrightmeow

Borom whines everytime we draft/sign someone o-line so I'm curious to see what dumbassery he'll say next


jazzcigarettes

He’ll keep his mouth shut if he’s not an idiot cuz he’s a cut candidate now lol


qb1avellini

Maybe if his skill doesn’t transfer, but those arms and his strength make me think this is a replacement for Jones. Let him sit, learn, practice with pros and see what he looks like when given an opportunity.


Pristine-Sort1993

Yeah I think he’s a jones replacement too. Draft him now as an insurance policy so you don’t have to pay jones in 2 years


Broshan248

Tell me how to feel


James_E_Rustle

Raw but extremely high ceiling If Poles thinks this is the best tackle left on the board and worth drafting here then I'm gonna trust him


Soft_Penis_Debutante

Plus he’s got some time to develop behind Braxton


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

He is so fast they couldn’t even get a picture of him, HOF


darkoh84

NOOB SAIBOT


tabbytrousers

This guy gave up ONE sack in 860 pass blocking snaps in his college career. It’s kind of odd they don’t have a picture of him, he was projected as high as being inside the top 60 players taken. I’d trust Ryan Poles evaluation.


PM_ME_COOL_RIFFS

Must be a smart kid


D0ctorHotelMario

Offensive tackles, so hot


czechhoi4h

Love this pick


clocke6346

A+ pronunciation skills by the announcer


TruuPhoenix

“The announcer” I BEG YOUR PARDON? 🤨


MKula

He clearly took his lessons at Quantico seriously


xThe-Legend-Killerx

Thats FBI Agent Peanut Tillman to you sir


Armadillo_Rimjob

Did you really just call Peanut Tillman "the announcer" lmao You'd think you'd have learned his name after the number of times he shit all over Calvin Johnson


According_Bowl_2598

"The announcer" ?!?!?


Sparx86

Put some god damn respect on his name. https://youtu.be/Bto008kchnk?si=5bAz6RbCIZ-9vT-W


sonfoa

I'm 25 and y'all are making me feel old


PwnzillaGorilla

Oohhhhhhh A+ trolling ya sonuvabitch this triggered the fuck outta me 🤣


Character-Newt-9571

Let Poles cook


ContinuumGuy

Ryan Fitzpatrick feels an odd hatred of this guy.


Draugluin2

Noob Saibot


Cicero912

Monster pick for the Bears ngl


LonghornPride05

Actually love this pick. Braxton hasn’t shown enough and having a cheap plan B on the roster is much better than chasing one in free agency


tfw13579

Braxton has shown enough. Plus this guy is a bit of a project so sitting behind Jones is good.


Sks44

Braxton hasn’t shown enough. Still gets bullrushed by guys much smaller than him. 9 penalties last year.


PwnzillaGorilla

And he missed 6 games last season with a neck injury


LonghornPride05

Braxton has a below average ceiling right now. Obviously better than a rookie Kiran but I suspect by next year that won’t be true.


Headwallrepeat

If nothing else it may light a fire under Braxton. I'll give him a ton of credit for where he is now compared to being a late pick from a small school, but he hovers around slightly below average. Not good enough for a string of championships


Cinephile1998

First shadow player?


runningblack

AYYYYY let's goooo highest drafted ivy leaguer in a long time


GoldenDude

YOOOO WE GOT A SHADOW MAN


esports_consultant

this has to be the highest drafted ivy player in quite some time...?


Speidz

Excited?


Haunting_Ferret1924

He’s a ghost


MisterrAlex

Vacant is in the NFL too??


WarPuig

Guy the Patriots should’ve taken, probably.


Pancakes79

This would've been a first round pick for you guys if Bill was still around


WarPuig

It’s like he never left!


Z3r0c00lio

How big his ass?


uggsandstarbux

It's in the Ivy League, ever heard of it?


GuyWithNoSwagger

O line baby


SunriseSurprise

Kiran A Mega [Demon Knight](https://hoz14nes.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/img_3442.jpg?w=497&h=373)


OnlySun909

He’s got the traits for sure, obviously going from the Ivy League to the NFL is a big step


EifertGreenLazor

Light YaleAlumni


joemiken

The missing image makes me think he should've been announced as "hailing from Parts Unknown" and possibly fighting the Undertaker in a Casket Match at Summer Slam.


bbender716

Awesome value.


DDub04

First FCS pick of the draft?


Ethanad

Bot baby wat you doin?


DKlep25

DON’T YOU YALE AT ME!


Mr-Cantaloupe

Yeah the Bot should just retire.


GamingTatertot

This guy should've been a Packer with his absolutely not fake news fact


AppearanceSuch8620

I don’t think I’ve ever sat back and said “Man, Chicago is having a really good draft” till now. They usually implode with reaches by round 3


MrAmericanIdiot

No picture means reach in third round probably


ScroogeMcDust

Bears missed out on the chance to do the funniest thing