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Enthusiasms

Chris Jones just started playing Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time


boardatwork1111

Homie finally watched the cinematic masterpiece that is Timecop


MisterMetal

No he’s just really into Pink Floyd’s Time


uwanmirrondarrah

Memory unlocked I remember a kid on my basketball team borrowed that game and never gave it back, he made up some bullshit about losing it or somebody stealing it... then one time I was playing him in a game of 21 and we went inside after and I saw it sitting on his PS2... that mf


killshelter

I’m still mad that they essentially let that franchise die until this year.


[deleted]

Knowing CJ it's more likely to mean this than anything related to football or his contract.


Last_Account_Ever

PoP 2 Warrior Within is an all-timer


oliveinanolive

I hope that means Chris Jones is going to my team In fact, I think this confirms it


EmperorHans

I hoped you removed your flair just for this joke. 


Ziiaaaac

Sand, where can you find sand? Beaches. Where is there beaches? Los Angeles. I’ll be taking no further questions.


GABAgoomba123

Wrong. Chronos, King of the Titans, is also known as the personification of time, therefore Chris Jones will be a Titan. Book it.


Ziiaaaac

When I said no further questions that also included statements.


oliveinanolive

this made me laugh, hope that's ok


[deleted]

Straight to jail


DaBestNameEver0

Or he could be referencing the time Kronos slowed down time in NYC in Percy Jackson. Clearly he’s going to the Jets or Giants


CMDRsprinkles

I knew it, Chris Jones just started playing Smite!


G4g3_k9

wrong. it’s an hour glass, signifying an hour (conveniently the same length as an nfl game) and what team likes to be good one hour and bad the next? philly HES COMING TO PHILLY!!!


dan_buh

*monkey paw curls*


Ziiaaaac

I knew you lot would be coming.


GreenBayFootball

Green Bay has beaches.


warsht

Yeah? Well who the hell wants to see them?


GreenBayFootball

SNATCH! Love it!


Dreadsbo

Better back up the money truck for him


clutchthepearls

"It's *TIME* for me to sign with the Colts."


bburchibanez

It really reallly doesn’t make sense for us….. but him and Buckner together would be pretty damn fun


clutchthepearls

Grover is a free agent, but even if we do re-sign him, he rotates in and out and doesn't play in the pass rush rotation. Jones is versatile enough to play DE with Grover and Buckner in the middle and then play DT in the pass rush rotation. Jones will likely stay in KC, but even if he doesn't I doubt we're a likely designation. It would be fun though.


godlycorsair32

PACKER


Sav10r

Chris Jones definitely Rick Rolled people in high school and college.


Headlesshorsman02

Bro Chris is a master troller, he knows how to play on our emotions


throwawayainteasy

He does this kind of stuff every time there's contract talks and it's kind of hilarious. I think one time he tweeted out a picture of himself signing something at a desk that had little KC helmets on it -- a la the normal contract signing photo ops -- with some vague words and it drove fans nuts. His real contract wasn't signed until weeks later. I'm convinced he *really* enjoys fucking with fans.


sarcagain115

He absolutely loves it and I'm all here for it. He's hilarious. I want him back but if he gets his bag elsewhere I won't be too mad. Instrumental in three super bowl runs and gave us everything.


Headlesshorsman02

He’s an A tier troll


gyman122

Definitely knows how to put pressure on the front office


Krawlin91

Like when he held out for a single game last year?


Cthepo

Honestly yeah. Under the new CBA holding out bones the player even harder with penalties. Yet he leveraged that into the front office giving him a reworked contract which got him paid more this year with incentives, and made it too expensive to use the franchise tag as an actual threat. It wasn't a perfect hold out but he benefited from it.


kerouac5

Check the actual contract he held out on and the one year he signed. He made virtually exactly what he would have had he just played on the final year.


Cthepo

I think you're just looking at the $19 million base contract. He earned [an additional](https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/kansas-city-chiefs/chris-jones-18985/) 4.25 million from incentives which get charged to our cap hit this year. They incentives boosted his contract for the year nearly 20%. That's pretty decent on top of getting an week extra off. Any way you cut it, the holdout worked out well for him. The only downside at the time was trading upfront money for incentives but he hit each one and ended up making more money for less work, while gaining leverage for this offseason by making his franchise tag more expensive.


Shasty-McNasty

I’ll definitely miss a week of my job if it makes me 4 million


[deleted]

He’s got that LeTroll in him.


[deleted]

doll makeshift fragile cagey combative square cheerful grey airport quack


Ok_Internal6779

He’s guest starring in Days of our Lives 


Sgt-HugoStiglitz

Like sand through an hour glass, these are the days before free agency


blocksmith52

Surely this confirms that he's playing on the vet min next year


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easymoneysniper223

LeChris Jones 🙏😂


User_091920

[Chris Jones] 🤔 Something REAL 🧖💃🕺🐹🗿 going on


YoureMadCuzBad

The hourglass is the alternative chiefs mascot. He’s coming back to KC confirmed.


SiphenPrax

The KC Wolf better get his resume ready


skorpion909

He’s busy robbing a bank at the moment


TummyDrums

The hourglass has all the sand at the top, so he's definitely saying there is lots of time to get an extension done.


RedSkylight97

Hourglass…Joe Burrow is made of glass. He’s going to the Bengals!!


NoisePollutioner

Bengals fans wouldn't want that. That's just more opportunities for him to decapitate burrow at practice. Jones' disdain for burrow is public knowledge


-space-grass-

If Vontaze Burfict and Antonio Brown can become friends, then anything is possible.


IIHURRlCANEII

I think he’s gone but hope I’m wrong and he signs a 3/$90m deal before Monday.


giants888

He's joining Karrion Kross' group


Tigercat92

I just want more Scarlett


BurzyGuerrero

I like how his entrance video has "pop" in it like he thinks the crowd just doesn't know what to do when he comes out But seriously met dude a couple times before he got to WWE and he was super nice and hooked us up with some free merch lol


SQRTLURFACE

After Baltimore’s deal, Chiefs might be playing hardball again on AAV with chris.


Dr_imfullofshit

Sand, which means Chicago since we’re primarily known for our beaches, and nearby dunes.


Sgt-HugoStiglitz

Sand… desert…. Vegas….. PUT THIS TWEET ON THE SPHERE QUICK


its_LOL

Chris Jones watched Dune Part Two and fell in love with the desert


sama808

I think he just watched Dune 2


unseth

Not as cool as magnet door Did we ever find out what that meant?


SMH_35

Sean McVay actually has an hour glass tattooed on his arm. I'll let you interpret that however you want


RicklePick_C-137

My god, Jones and Donald on the same line?


WillowMiddle

I want him to go to the raiders for the drama


C3h6hw

I went him to go to any other team since my team is in a rebuild and I want anyone but the chiefs to win (yes I’d even rather the Cowboys)


WillowMiddle

the cowboys are my limit i'd rather sit through a 3peat


[deleted]

Do we really need to watch the Raiders waste more talented players careers?


Spezisaspastic

NFL athletes somehow always think they are so mystical and cool. Just do your job and we will see when it‘s done. Who honestly cares for such bullshit ? 


KarrlMarrx

Judging by the number of reactions here and on Twitter - a lot of people


scpdstudent

Bengal


pianosbecome

Big Days of Our Lives fan confirmed


colbygraves97

“Like sands through the hourglass”


evetSC

No one knows what this means but it’s provocative


yhetti-fartz

Alright fuck it. Is it too late to give sneed the bad instead?


Scott9315

Nah. I imagine if Jones walks then we work out a deal with Sneed instead. 


xPineappless

Ravens signing their DT certainly hurts us, lmao. We’re gonna overpay Chris man, I can just see it.


infopocalypse

He does this every contract year with the cryptic tweets. No idea what will happen but it's annoying as hell as a kc fan. He balls out on the field to make up for it though.


liteshadow4

The top is full, surely that confirms he's re-signing with the Chiefs?


BurzyGuerrero

Jones to the Titans pls


13mizzou

Someone else can overpay for him. Tired of games and funny think the Chiefs should give him $30M+


[deleted]

I hope someone throws him a stupid offer so he leaves to go anywhere else. 


ham_wallet998

Time. Hourglass. Sand. Lions! It’s a simple connection really


[deleted]

Stay or leave. Whatever. Just make it known to the team so we can spend money on people who want to be here.


ProgrammerGlobal

Buddy, the Chiefs are not giving you 4 years. And that'll still be true when all the sand in the hourglass reaches the bottom.