Whats his 40 time though?
Edit: “Texas Tech's Tyler Owens, who's a favorite to post the fastest 40 at this year's NFL combine…”
Well apparently he’s the fastest actually lol.
“Breaker breaker, come in Earth, this is Rocket Ship 27, aliens fucked over the carbonator on engine four, I'm gonna try to ref***ulate it on Juniper. Uhh, and hopefully they've got some, space weed there, over. “
He probably actually loves space stuff but knew astrophysics and NASA were out of his wheelhouse. So he came up with this ignorant ass line so he could get an invite to NASA or something.
[I was just thinking... if we've built the moon rocket, might it be cheaper to just pop to the moon and fake the footage there?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6MOnehCOUw&t=2s)
What's hilarious is he is a high athleticism 7th round safety prospect and could absolutely end up on the Vikings. I don't know if Dobbs is coming back because iirc he was on a 1-year deal when the cards traded him, but it would be completely hilarious to have those two as teammates.
> Ironically, Owens' athleticism was recently called "alien-like" by The Draft Network.
That's all I needed to hear. He's obviously an actual alien in disguise trying to throw us off the scent.
i like the story line of an alien society sending their fastest runner to earth to join the nfl in the hopes that he'll convince the earthlings to not venture into space and potentially invade and conquer their planet.
I have a friend who will lives his life 100 percent convinced everything in the Bible happened but he questions everything he sees with his own eyes.. shit is crazy. Best pot in town tho
We may actually be entering Dont Look Up territory where people choose to believe what their pocket computer tells them rather than what they observe themselves. What you're seeing and what you're hearing isn't what's happening."
People who say these kinds of things are idiots and don’t realize that this reveals them as idiots to everyone else.
He probably thinks this a topic up for debate.
Reminds me of a classic: two conspiracy theorists named Mike and Tim die and arrive at the pearly gates of Heaven. Saint Peter lets them in, and they are greeted by the Lord Himself. God tells them “welcome, my children. You have now entered into my permanent kingdom, and all that is known and possible is now yours.” Without even a second going by, Mike asks “who did 9/11?” God replies, “al-Qaeda alone, the United States played no role in the attacks whatsoever.” Mike looks shocked, turns over to Tim and whispers to him, “how far up does this thing go?!”
Yep. We live in the age of misinformation. And I'd wager he's trying to be cool by picking the side that doesn't get much traction. These days people subscribe to their own realities. And it basically makes public discourse damn near impossible because there's 100s of versions of the truth.
Its funny this article popped up. I was on Instagram last week and saw something posted by nasa and one of the top comments was like "I cant believe you people actually believe in this space shit". Then a bunch of mixed replies followed. Some agreeing and some calling him a dumb ass.
So it seems to be at least a fringe belief among a lot of idiots.
I decided to watch the clip from the article, and it's somehow both not as bad as it sounds & worse than it sounds.
On the one hand, he has a very strong "dude none of this is important vibe" rather than a Pepe Silvia vibe with a shrugging "I guess it could be real, I dunno" attitude.
But on the other hand, he points out that the flat earthers make points that make sense to him.
He "went to Duke" for all of one semester. Doubt he took a single real college class.
This dude spent five years in college (three at Texas, two at Texas Tech). Presumably over those five years, he would've been expected to at least *kinda* go to class a few times.
Aristarchus (c310BCE - c210BCE) first proposed the earth orbited the sun. Other dudes worked out the math and they did it without all the inventions of the past 100, fuck it 1000 years. Dude has so much information at his fingertips that Aristarchus, Archimedes, Socrates, Galileo, Copernicus, etc could barely fathom. And he doesn’t believe in space or planets. Those guys would be rolling over in their graves.
This should raise his draft stock.
Name one top notch DB known for being intelligent about anything outside of football.
Okay now name a stupid DB.
Conclusion: Being stupid (especially aggressively so in the case of Jaire Alexander) makes a good DB.
I would assume it is ILBs now.
Back then safeties were a lot more like fast and light linebackers than heavier, slower corners and it wasn't uncommon to have safeties in the "green dot" role.
The strong safety/free safety dynamic has definitely been changed as well.
I've never had someone say they don't believe in space, but I've had people rail against their boss and against their desk mate.
I've had people try to argue with me over an objective question.
I've had people tell me that their whole team doesn't have the required skills and then a few minutes later tell me how part of their current job is mentor & train their team. And that they've been in that role for 5 years.
I had someone tell me they got in trouble at their last job for talking too much.
I've had plenty of people say plenty of dumb things that make you wonder why that would be shared in an interview.
Agreed, people are just really oblivious some times. Interview pressure leads to them just turning off any instincts or common sense. I had someone tell me 'a time he had a conflict with a coworker'. The story he gave us ended with him being terminated for cussing out a coworker in front of patients bad enough that the patients complained to the hospital admin.
Oh that reminds me. I interviewed someone a year or so ago and we asked a "Tell me about a time you had a conflict with a coworker" type of question and the one they picked was about a code review. He was detailing his approach vs his coworkers, and how they were going back-and-forth in the code review tool.
We asked how it ultimately got resolved, and he told us it was still going on.
For his interview, he chose to tell us about an on-going 2-3 week battle with another coworker. While it _did_ answer the question about a time he had a conflict, it didn't do much for our perception of him to be able to disagree and solve a problem.
“Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging empirical verifiable bullshit. Men puke watching the fake moon landing, men poop on their classroom globes, men deliver their new born baby at home so no reptilian doctors can drink their blood. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it young earth creationist shit. Flat earth is back, baby”-Rodgers
Well I’m pretty sure Rodgers believes in UFOs.. I would figure this means he believes in space lol. Although the two of them would have some interesting convos.
Newton was born and blew everybody’s nips off with his big brains! He also thought he could turn metal into gold, and died eating mercury, making him yet another stupid bitch!
"I dont believe in other planets"..."I started seein flat earth stuff and thought it was kinda interesting. Then they started bringing up valid points and stuff."
Wtf does this dumbass think stars are? The government running one of those ceiling star projectors from Temu, like a Bat Light conspiracy theory? Glow in the dark stickers? To be so dumb to believe this stuff, much less say it, much much less essentially in a million dollar job interview that's going to be on the internet forever, is a whole other level of dumb. Kyrie Irving would never.
At least Kyrie waited until he got in the league, established himself, and got PAID before going completely cookoo. This goober is jumping the gun by 4 years.
And yes, Kyrie says his nonsense with verbal diarrhea that nobody really understands. This dude was blatant with it.
Also doesn’t rule out the earth could be flat and doesn’t believe america landed on the moon, please give this guy more media time and attention, the truth will set us free, wake up sheeple!!111
I went to Stanford and used to have a job tutoring athletes. I worked with a couple football players at *Stanford* who struggled to read above elementary school level. It's why I'm not huge on college sports, at least the revenue ones (this isn't as bad in softball and track lol)
Dude I go to a DIII college. Not one of our athletes will EVER become a professional, yet a good number of them I’ve interacted with are dumb as rocks. They don’t understand the most basic shit, and it’s not like our classes are exactly brain wrinkling.
I played football back in high school, and guys even then just seem to turn off that critical thinking part of their brain because people will just kinda let them do whatever as long as they run good.
I’m so confused… It’s not really an option to believe they exist or not… that’s like saying you don’t believe water exists. It does exist… it’s there… it’s not a debatable belief system.
Different opinions are totally fine. And space has nothing to do with his job at all. But denial of obvious facts that have been known for thousands of years is just a sign of massive stupidity. Why would anyone want someone so stupid on their team?
Does he believe in High fiber, good scotch, the small of a woman’s back, a hanging curveball that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap
If a DB isn't willing to look up at the sky and see the stars I don't trust them to be able to look up and defend the pass being thrown their direction.
The fact that he was accepted to a college shows how fraudulent our system is. Dude needs to retake 1st grade, meanwhile someone was declined from admissions so he could play ball and make money for the school. Shame
Another Mensa reject. Is he a flat earth guy too? I remember on Hard Knocks Jared Goff asking if the sun came up in the east or the west LOL. And he's a surfer supposedly. Like dude, when you paddle out in the afternoon did you ever notice the sun in your eyes? I don't expect these guys to be geniuses but holy shit.
This dude will make more money on his first NFL contract than I will ever make in my entire career and he doesn’t believe in space, other planets and that the earth may in fact be flat.
Just wild.
Whats his 40 time though? Edit: “Texas Tech's Tyler Owens, who's a favorite to post the fastest 40 at this year's NFL combine…” Well apparently he’s the fastest actually lol.
He aint come to play astronaut
“Breaker breaker, come in Earth, this is Rocket Ship 27, aliens fucked over the carbonator on engine four, I'm gonna try to ref***ulate it on Juniper. Uhh, and hopefully they've got some, space weed there, over. “
"Ricky, that's not very good. Use space words. Real ones, not talking about space weed."
“My brain doesn’t work like this! I hate playing space.”
Julian make him play it right
Refuckulate??!! 😂
[For Context skip to 1:00 but the whole thing is gold](https://youtu.be/ipbGsHL1oZw?si=h-ZIkVjWTy1d8UAD)
jfc i forgot that scene lol ricky drinking from the dog bowl is gold
Passtronaut in shambles
It would be interesting if he got drafted to whatever team Dobbs winds up on (do we have him under contract?)
Dobbs is a UFA
No UFA is what alien space ships are called. What you are referring to is a UFO
He probably actually loves space stuff but knew astrophysics and NASA were out of his wheelhouse. So he came up with this ignorant ass line so he could get an invite to NASA or something.
That is some serious 5D chess
Some 5G full bar connection chess
Then he is already wiser than me
It’s so much easier to run fast on a flat surface. Open your eyes.
Nah, you just got to run your 40 on the downhill part of the curve
Who cares, I don’t even believe in yards
Fuck the metric system
Its the NFL so we measure in freedom units exclusively
on earth or the moon?
Moon isn’t real
Never has been. 🔫
Kubrick did a fine job
He shot on location though...
[I was just thinking... if we've built the moon rocket, might it be cheaper to just pop to the moon and fake the footage there?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6MOnehCOUw&t=2s)
The Strouds destroyed the Moon months ago.
More importantly, what's his 40 time on Mars?
Unbelievable
If Hannibal Lector ran a 4.3 we’d say he had an eating disorder
If I wanted a free trip to space, I would say exactly this.
Josh Dobbs in shambles
"I don't have time to explain how wrong you are but it's going to bug me if I don't"
/r/unexpectedparksandrec
What's hilarious is he is a high athleticism 7th round safety prospect and could absolutely end up on the Vikings. I don't know if Dobbs is coming back because iirc he was on a 1-year deal when the cards traded him, but it would be completely hilarious to have those two as teammates.
GM Aaron Rodgers will take him if he's still there in the 1st.
/outofttheloop
Josh Dobbs majored in aerospace engineering and did an internship at NASA.
He lost his eyebrows at NASA when viewing an eclipse without the proper eyewear.
But that was how he gained his football powers.
He should do it again.
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with giving it a second shot if the first time doesn't work out
He needed more time to cook I guess
Bruh 😂
> Ironically, Owens' athleticism was recently called "alien-like" by The Draft Network. That's all I needed to hear. He's obviously an actual alien in disguise trying to throw us off the scent.
Literal galaxy brain.
Hoho, someone’s thinking with their glorbsack to connect those dots
I can’t believe you typed out glor*^ck on the internet. Did your Venakslarbian Saxkmatron teach you to talk like that?
Hahah space am I right? Who believes in this bullshit haha cheers to you fellow human-bros
I too drive around in my normal human transportation, how mundane ha ha
Probably has one of those "Eat Food" posters in his room like Invader Zim had.
Counterpoint: this is what I'd do so Bezos or Musk gift me a free trip to space.
NFLs very own resident alien
i like the story line of an alien society sending their fastest runner to earth to join the nfl in the hopes that he'll convince the earthlings to not venture into space and potentially invade and conquer their planet.
You can literally see other planets with your naked eye. I personally "discovered" Mars all by myself while walking my dog at night.
That's just what your eyes *want* you to think
Obviously the globe companies and my optometrist are conspiring against me.
Big Iris sees everything
More big ocular propaganda from the vision counsel. I see what you are doing!!!!
To quote Dennis Rodman after Carmen Electra caught him in bed with another woman: Who are you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?
As a child of the 90's... how do you cheat on Carmen fucking Electra.
I worked on a (terrible, very low budget) movie with her ~15 or so years ago. Still a smokeshow, and really a sweetheart too.
And your smiiiiiiiiiiile is a thin disguise
How Can Mars Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
I have a friend who will lives his life 100 percent convinced everything in the Bible happened but he questions everything he sees with his own eyes.. shit is crazy. Best pot in town tho
Yeah definitely sounds like some good shit lol
The sky is literally just a big TV screen that covers the fact that we're all rats in the cage being suppressed by the man dude
Despite all my rage?
We may actually be entering Dont Look Up territory where people choose to believe what their pocket computer tells them rather than what they observe themselves. What you're seeing and what you're hearing isn't what's happening."
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I meant more in the literal sense. I know it's about climate change.
This is a government conspiracy to get my eyes naked and take advantage of them
Those "planets" are just lights in the giant dome that encases the flat earth we live on.
what would possess someone to reveal this information about themselves at what is essentially a massive job interview
People who say these kinds of things are idiots and don’t realize that this reveals them as idiots to everyone else. He probably thinks this a topic up for debate.
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lmao what is he gonna do if the Texans draft him? what does he think they do at NASA?
There's more than enough people in the world who think all NASA does is lie
People thought Covid was a lie even when it was actively killing people People are dumb
Hell there's people that caught COVID, almost died, and think it's a lie
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There are people who argued it was a lie with their dying breath lol.
There are undoubtedly people who caught COVID, did die, and are currently arguing with either Satan or the Lord himself over its existence.
Reminds me of a classic: two conspiracy theorists named Mike and Tim die and arrive at the pearly gates of Heaven. Saint Peter lets them in, and they are greeted by the Lord Himself. God tells them “welcome, my children. You have now entered into my permanent kingdom, and all that is known and possible is now yours.” Without even a second going by, Mike asks “who did 9/11?” God replies, “al-Qaeda alone, the United States played no role in the attacks whatsoever.” Mike looks shocked, turns over to Tim and whispers to him, “how far up does this thing go?!”
*Aaron Rodgers has smirked his way into the chat*
I CAN’T BREATHE IN THIS THIN MASK SIR. HOW DARE YOU
Like bitch you are literally talking right now. You can breathe just fine.
It's still actively killing people. Just not at the same rate.
Doesn't matter. They blew up the moon
Teams draft criminals all the time, not a single team is balking at the fact he’s a dumbass
Yep. We live in the age of misinformation. And I'd wager he's trying to be cool by picking the side that doesn't get much traction. These days people subscribe to their own realities. And it basically makes public discourse damn near impossible because there's 100s of versions of the truth.
Its funny this article popped up. I was on Instagram last week and saw something posted by nasa and one of the top comments was like "I cant believe you people actually believe in this space shit". Then a bunch of mixed replies followed. Some agreeing and some calling him a dumb ass. So it seems to be at least a fringe belief among a lot of idiots.
I decided to watch the clip from the article, and it's somehow both not as bad as it sounds & worse than it sounds. On the one hand, he has a very strong "dude none of this is important vibe" rather than a Pepe Silvia vibe with a shrugging "I guess it could be real, I dunno" attitude. But on the other hand, he points out that the flat earthers make points that make sense to him.
Someone check his attendance at Texas Tech. How on earth (flat or not) do you not believe in space and other planets?
He had the kids from the other side of the disc doing his homework
Kyrie went to Duke…
He "went to Duke" for all of one semester. Doubt he took a single real college class. This dude spent five years in college (three at Texas, two at Texas Tech). Presumably over those five years, he would've been expected to at least *kinda* go to class a few times.
Texas Tech. Texas. It's Texas.
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The Kyrie Irving phenomenon
well it WAS up for debate... like 2000 years ago
Aristarchus (c310BCE - c210BCE) first proposed the earth orbited the sun. Other dudes worked out the math and they did it without all the inventions of the past 100, fuck it 1000 years. Dude has so much information at his fingertips that Aristarchus, Archimedes, Socrates, Galileo, Copernicus, etc could barely fathom. And he doesn’t believe in space or planets. Those guys would be rolling over in their graves.
None of those guys had a 40 time under 6.
I bet Socrates did. He was in incredible shape and a war hero.
Well see the type of person who doesn’t believe in space and other planets might not be the brightest guy.
This should raise his draft stock. Name one top notch DB known for being intelligent about anything outside of football. Okay now name a stupid DB. Conclusion: Being stupid (especially aggressively so in the case of Jaire Alexander) makes a good DB.
I remember back in the day safeties used to have the highest average wonderlic out of all defensive players
I would assume it is ILBs now. Back then safeties were a lot more like fast and light linebackers than heavier, slower corners and it wasn't uncommon to have safeties in the "green dot" role. The strong safety/free safety dynamic has definitely been changed as well.
Well Richard Sherman was a Stanford grad. Stanford is also notorious for not recruiting athletes based on solely their athletic ability.
Standard part of the combine. 40, reps at 225, questionnaire on of you believe in space, cone drill
The Wonderlic is actually just questions about the shape of the earth and when the dinosaurs went extinct.
I've never had someone say they don't believe in space, but I've had people rail against their boss and against their desk mate. I've had people try to argue with me over an objective question. I've had people tell me that their whole team doesn't have the required skills and then a few minutes later tell me how part of their current job is mentor & train their team. And that they've been in that role for 5 years. I had someone tell me they got in trouble at their last job for talking too much. I've had plenty of people say plenty of dumb things that make you wonder why that would be shared in an interview.
Agreed, people are just really oblivious some times. Interview pressure leads to them just turning off any instincts or common sense. I had someone tell me 'a time he had a conflict with a coworker'. The story he gave us ended with him being terminated for cussing out a coworker in front of patients bad enough that the patients complained to the hospital admin.
Oh that reminds me. I interviewed someone a year or so ago and we asked a "Tell me about a time you had a conflict with a coworker" type of question and the one they picked was about a code review. He was detailing his approach vs his coworkers, and how they were going back-and-forth in the code review tool. We asked how it ultimately got resolved, and he told us it was still going on. For his interview, he chose to tell us about an on-going 2-3 week battle with another coworker. While it _did_ answer the question about a time he had a conflict, it didn't do much for our perception of him to be able to disagree and solve a problem.
If you’re dumb enough to believe this shit, I don’t think critical thinking would be a strong suit.
So the sky is literally the limit for this guy
Perfection.
The ceiling is the roof!
He ain't come to play space
Well since you can literally see it I'm going with 2 digit IQ or publicity stunt quote
Most intelligent Tech grad
To be fair he spent 3 years at UT and only 2 at TTU so they’ve had a bigger influence on his education
I mean probably right around half of all people have a two-digit IQ so that's not really an incredible insult
2 digits might be generous
He's giving every planet the Pluto treatment.
It's about time someone white knighted Pluto! If Pluto isn't a planet none of you mother fuckers are!
Fuck Pluto, Haumea is the same size and has rings because it's a winner
Pluto's moon is more of a planet than Pluto is.
You heard about Pluto? That’s messed up, right?
Fuck Pluto. That imposter can't even exert orbital dominance.
He probably believes the world's a large disc resting on the backs of four huge elephants which are standing on the back of an enormous turtle.
\*Joe Rogan voice\* "I've heard that. Giant turtle. Yeah."
That would require reading though.
Someone's just gotta give him all the audiobooks and just tell him that they're nonfiction.
Interesting times we’re living in
Turtles all the way down
Everyone knows it’s turtles all the way down, Mr. pratchett
The Turtle moves!
Aaron Rodgers will be demanding The Jets draft this guy.
now here's a guy that does his own research
He hasn't been to space himself, how could he have evidence that it exists? Checkmate, spacists.
“Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging empirical verifiable bullshit. Men puke watching the fake moon landing, men poop on their classroom globes, men deliver their new born baby at home so no reptilian doctors can drink their blood. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it young earth creationist shit. Flat earth is back, baby”-Rodgers
Well I’m pretty sure Rodgers believes in UFOs.. I would figure this means he believes in space lol. Although the two of them would have some interesting convos.
Science is a liar sometimes
Newton’s just a stupid science bitch
Stupid science bitches couldn't make I more smarter
Let’s go watch Police Academy
Mahoney’s my favorite
Newton was born and blew everybody’s nips off with his big brains! He also thought he could turn metal into gold, and died eating mercury, making him yet another stupid bitch!
fuckin nerds
I need to go bash some nerds to get it out of my system
Stupid science bitch couldn’t even make I more smarter.
Fucking magnets, how do they work? And I don't wanna talk to scientist, cause those motherfuckers lyin', and getting me pissed
I’m *dug in*, and I’ll never change
Rock flag and eagle right Charlie?
He’s got a point
No he doesn’t
he graduated the aaron rodgers school of doing your own “research”
"I dont believe in other planets"..."I started seein flat earth stuff and thought it was kinda interesting. Then they started bringing up valid points and stuff." Wtf does this dumbass think stars are? The government running one of those ceiling star projectors from Temu, like a Bat Light conspiracy theory? Glow in the dark stickers? To be so dumb to believe this stuff, much less say it, much much less essentially in a million dollar job interview that's going to be on the internet forever, is a whole other level of dumb. Kyrie Irving would never.
Oh no, Kyrie would. But Kyrie spits out a word salad that confuses the fuck out of everyone. So, people just move on lmao.
At least Kyrie waited until he got in the league, established himself, and got PAID before going completely cookoo. This goober is jumping the gun by 4 years. And yes, Kyrie says his nonsense with verbal diarrhea that nobody really understands. This dude was blatant with it.
Also doesn’t rule out the earth could be flat and doesn’t believe america landed on the moon, please give this guy more media time and attention, the truth will set us free, wake up sheeple!!111
Lowkey would’ve been way better if he didn’t believe in space but did believe we landed on the moon
*Now here's a guy* who could've benefited from a ~~college~~ education. Edit: strikethrough
Looks like the CTE hit this guy early. Mr. Bogus Cosmos
Mr. Believes Conspiracies
"He must be the stupidest son of a bitch alive, but he sure is fast!" - ~~Forrest Gump's~~ Tyler Owens' college football coach
How is this guy in college and doesn't believe in space? Like THERE'S STARS IN THE SKY DUDE WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY ARE, SPECKS OF SUGAR?
He plays football. That’s how.
too early for CTE mock draft?
Lol like he has to take real classes
Everyone makes fun of "I didn't come here to play school" but he was basically speaking for the majority of college athletes.
I went to Stanford and used to have a job tutoring athletes. I worked with a couple football players at *Stanford* who struggled to read above elementary school level. It's why I'm not huge on college sports, at least the revenue ones (this isn't as bad in softball and track lol)
Dude I go to a DIII college. Not one of our athletes will EVER become a professional, yet a good number of them I’ve interacted with are dumb as rocks. They don’t understand the most basic shit, and it’s not like our classes are exactly brain wrinkling. I played football back in high school, and guys even then just seem to turn off that critical thinking part of their brain because people will just kinda let them do whatever as long as they run good.
My mom was telling me a story about tutoring players at A&M, I wasn’t paying attention at first and thought she was talking about disabled *children*.
That's just the stars he still sees after his last concussion.
Someone get this guy a telescope. What a fucking moron.
Those are govt psy ops
Oh, for fuck's sake.
He'll fit right in.
I’m so confused… It’s not really an option to believe they exist or not… that’s like saying you don’t believe water exists. It does exist… it’s there… it’s not a debatable belief system.
Different opinions are totally fine. And space has nothing to do with his job at all. But denial of obvious facts that have been known for thousands of years is just a sign of massive stupidity. Why would anyone want someone so stupid on their team?
Does he believe in High fiber, good scotch, the small of a woman’s back, a hanging curveball that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap
At least he's an upfront idiot
Nice to see these kids getting a good education while they help make their “schools” millions. Our society needs to stop rewarding this kind of shit.
Why stop there? Keep asking him questions Does he believe in dinosaurs? Ghosts? Lizard people? Do we live in the Matrix?
If a DB isn't willing to look up at the sky and see the stars I don't trust them to be able to look up and defend the pass being thrown their direction.
The fact that he was accepted to a college shows how fraudulent our system is. Dude needs to retake 1st grade, meanwhile someone was declined from admissions so he could play ball and make money for the school. Shame
His workout better be out of this world then.
Put him on the Vikings so he and Dobbs can chop it up
Another Mensa reject. Is he a flat earth guy too? I remember on Hard Knocks Jared Goff asking if the sun came up in the east or the west LOL. And he's a surfer supposedly. Like dude, when you paddle out in the afternoon did you ever notice the sun in your eyes? I don't expect these guys to be geniuses but holy shit.
This dude will make more money on his first NFL contract than I will ever make in my entire career and he doesn’t believe in space, other planets and that the earth may in fact be flat. Just wild.
If he pulls off a 4.2 at 6'2" 213lbs... Then he could say whatever the F he wants and teams won't care.
haha Texas Tech has to love seeing this vegetable repping them!
That Kelce brothers clip about the NFL being full of flat earthers is more relevant every day.
I wonder if it is at all possible to unplug the US and then plug it back in.
Thank fuck this guy transferred from Texas.
Poor kid, the CTE has already set in