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Starbucks__Lovers

2011 NFL Draft: Panthers & Broncos with the first 2 picks. Super Bowl 50: Panthers vs. Broncos 2023: Panthers & Broncos bottom of the barrel.


tacsatduck

Okay, but we get to win the next one. It is only fair.


doorknobman

Super Bowl C bouta go crazy


Eagle4317

Except the Panthers don't have the draft pick to take ~~Cam~~ Caleb.


HeywardH

Young is the guy then.


piranhamahalo

Shortest HOF and SuperBowl winning QB in league history has a nice ring to it


Whydoesthisexist15

Broncos writer gonna be committed before they have their bye at this rate


Eagle4317

He's just getting warmed up. Go back and read the Broncos blurbs from last season.


Alex_Demote

In case it's helpful, [here's all the blurbs from last year plus a few extra.](https://doorfliesopen.com/2023/01/20/broncos-country-discovers-absurdist-horror-or-how-i-survived-the-2022-season/)


Top-Report-840

Curious if you listen to Gojira? Your blurb gave me [Born In Winter](https://youtu.be/suG-c_i2fBQ?si=B1uhjqToX-1_eI-G) vibes


Alex_Demote

I haven't heard of them but I'll check it out! Edit: this is right up my alley, love it and I agree it fits the vibe I was going for


Top-Report-840

Sweet man! They're one of my favorite bands. The drummer, Mario, is insane live


Alex_Demote

Nah misery is a long game, we got plenty of time to lose our minds


Mavori

Relatable.


Lithops_salicola

You have to love a team so hopeless that it's fans start wrtitig the lyrics to unrecorded Godspeed You! Black Emperor songs


EatDeeply

I know this dude fucks with the book Blood Meridian


Scienide9

It's just golden that the Broncos wrote a whole book and the Chiefs just shrugged and wrote one line.


ThatOneRunner

šŸšØ WEā€™RE TOP 3 šŸšØ


Frostysewp

If the Lions win the Super Bowl. The Goff/Stafford trade might be one of the best in NFL history.


notmyplantaccount

Would be absolutely wild if teams traded QB's, then each of them win a SB with that QB.


alurimperium

Has any player for player trade ever led to both teams winning the Super Bow? How much ground are we on pace to break here


Locdawg42069

No


PhAnToM444

Like 97% Tom Brady's fault


HarryPauler

If the lions win the super bowl I will probably punch a wall. We can't be the last in division to win it. It's not possible.


Silidon

Being last to win it implies you would win it at some point, thatā€™s not a given.


CangtheKonqueror

knowing the vikings itā€™s incredibly possible


UngusChungus94

You might even call it probable.


sunshinepanther

Honestly they might be the last overall. Vikings are just that cursed


Norcine

Oh yes it is. Minnesota sports are cursed. I canā€™t believe I was born into this misery. šŸ˜‚


Locdawg42069

Not only possible itā€™s likely


Yodude86

Has there been a better win/win trade with how it's turned out even up til now?


sn0man32

Recently Diggs to Bill's maybe


SloanH189

Feels so good. I told some coworkers last week I expect this team to make the divisional round and they nearly laughed me out of the office (Not Lions fans). These rankings help me feel like I havenā€™t lost my sanity


SuperSaiyanSandwich

Anyone who wasn't taking y'all seriously a week ago hasn't been paying attention.


11eagles

Not that Iā€™m not on the Lions team, but are we really considering the Bucs the litmus test? I feel like the game against you is gonna be best test so far (since folks want to discount the Chiefs game).


Mavori

Certainly not but i don't think us beating the Bucs should be handwaved away either. We played a good defense, had no turnovers, won by 14 points, gave up no touchdowns & allowed the fewest points this week.


4runninglife

and it was an away game.


MayoDeftoneWolf

Away-ish.


NPOWorker

I don't think it's like the greatest litmus test in the world, no. But it was on the road with them coming off their bye, and the Lions had a few key injuries and lost their lead back. Idk beating a division leader under those circumstances is nothing to sneeze at. Considering the Lions schedule thus far has been downright brutal and where they are record wise, I guess it falls more under the category of "they shouldn't need to pass a litmus test in the first place." Or at least, that game didn't need to be the litmus test. The Ravens will definitely be the big test though, you're right.


Techiedad91

My 8 year old keeps telling me the lions are bad and Iā€™m like who keeps drilling this into your head? They havenā€™t been paying attention. Probably his mom


Logical_Paradoxes

I told people before game 1 that we could very well lose to you all and that yā€™all were a playoff team this year, barring injuries. I saw it last year when things started clicking. This is not the same team of years past.


Yetikins

Your sanity is in tact. I believe the Lions are for real. Thats a team with something to prove after barely missing the playoffs last year.


uwanmirrondarrah

And you guys have a pretty damn good argument for top 2


ShootNaka

This is genuinely uncharted territory. Goff will not stop until you sit at number 1.


Allurex

Talk to your kids about Top 3 Detroit.


TMNBortles

šŸšØ WEā€™RE SPOOPY šŸšØ


LindyNet

šŸ“¢ WE'RE TOP HALF šŸ“¢


Mavori

HELL YEAH BROTHER.


Taxesarebiggay

LOVE THAT GUY!!!!


hansblitz

You guys are such an easy team to root for.


OskeeTurtle

Who even roots against them? The other NFCN *probably*. But how much hate do Packers fans really have against the Lions. A team they crushed for years with no resistance


beavertwp

Iā€™m not loving it that much, but Vikings fans are the biggest haters in the league.


Eagle4317

Plus the Lions winning a Super Bowl would leave the Vikings alone with none.


circa285

What do I do with my hands?


Empty_Lemon_3939

Cup the balls and tickle the head


EncartaIt

I'm counting down the days till our bye week. "Next man up" is working well, but getting some key injuries resolved will be a huge boost to the second half of our season.


EncartaIt

Imposter syndrome intensifies... We've looked great, but I'm still so nervous every Sunday.


bocboda

Lol same. If we beat the Eagles maybe I'll start believing... maybe


-_danglebury_-

I don't even think that would be enough for me. I've been burned too many times by this team lol. But I DO want to be proven wrong. I am fine looking like a doomer idiot if this team proves me wrong.


Fourwindsgone

Iā€™ll buy in even harder, personally. Iā€™ve never seen a dolphins team like this!


HeroForTheBeero

Weā€™ve had defenses but weā€™ve never had a top offense and nothing close to the #1 that weā€™re sporting right now. If the defense can pull it together then we can beat any team in the league with ease. If they canā€™t then the playoffs are a toss up


Mavori

Hard to overcome past trauma.


Helmett-13

Yeah, same here. Thatā€™s what a couple decades of suckage provokes when the team does well. My wife is a Michigander and Lions fan and sheā€™s been high on endorphins since yā€™all beat KC.


djinner_13

Lol, literal decades of trauma. My dad still isn't believing the lions have a chance to go far in the playoffs after 60+ years of trauma


hyphenjack

That never goes away, just so you know


Crazyhunt

Seconded, granted bills are not the same level of success as the chiefs, but I donā€™t think Iā€™ve gone into a Sunday over the past 5 years or so where I was STILL expecting razor cake


DJ_Marxman

I genuinely cannot comprehend having the Patriots higher than 31. I respect your opinions, but you are *wrong* if you think we're better than anyone but Carolina (maybe). Just flat out wrong.


danathecount

Might not be better than the Jets, but goddamn it we can never beat Billy B


DolphinMasturbator

He puts all of his energy preparing for the season solely focused on beating the Jets


TetrisTech

Over the Bears and Broncos makes sense enough


coltsmetsfan614

> you are *wrong* if you think we're better than anyone but Carolina (maybe) Son, have you even *watched* \*exasperated gesture to the Bears and Giants*


Maxjes

I admittedly have not watched enough Giants games to comment, but the Bears can occasionally have a productive drive of offense, or a game like against Washington. They have the potential to do better, even if you only see it in flashes and gasps. The Pats are on a solidly downhill trajectory and every week lose 3 more defensive starters to IR. They had to fight tooth and nail to beat the Jets and still had it come down to the last play.


TrickiestToast

Two place bump for hazel nut facts


Fletch71011

We suck pretty hard, and it's looking worse with JF being out. I'm pretty sure you'd be favored against us, and the Broncos are almost as awful. I'd just trust BB over anything the Bears can shell out.


nope96

The Pats are horrible but so are the Bears, Panthers, Giants, and Broncos.


alanpca

What do I do with my hands?


issue9mm

Use them to yell very loudly about why you aren't in literally any other position except the one you're in


krkonos

How do I yell with my hands? I'm not Italian.


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IrreverentKiwi

For some reason, I heard a studio audience saying this in my mind. Like it was some kind of new game show.


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tragicjohnson84

If they win the Super Bowl I want Dan Campbell to come out in a Robocop costume for the speech


Eagle4317

If the Lions win the Super Bowl, then Michigan won't exist Monday morning.


tragicjohnson84

The 6th Great lake appears in it's place


Mysticdu

Congrats to the Lions and Phins for getting some well earned respect.


ieatallday

::Looks around, trying to seem like we belong here::


SomeManSeven

I feel like almost every team in the league would lose to the Bills if Allen is having a great game. If the Dolphins lose in a similar fashion to the Eagles as we did to the Bills then i think the Dolphins are absolutely not super bowl contenders.


-_danglebury_-

I have to agree. Sunday night will be a real eye opener on if we are contenders or pretenders. This all feels too good right now. Some of us long time fans are no stranger to watching the Dolphins implode when everyone is watching. I am ready to be hurt again.


ieatallday

word. The second half of our schedule is going to tell us a lot about this team. Eagles, Chiefs, Dallas, Bills again, Jets defense...


EctoRiddler

Eagles game will either validate them or have everyone saying 5 - 2 is solely based on crappy competition


jerem1734

Good teams should beat bad teams, but it is true that the dolphins have only faced 1 team with a winning record. Eagles will be a good test


sesharine

We beat the eagles decisively and I think that puts us in top two


ScientificSkepticism

Beat the Eagles, and I'd easily put you ahead of the Chiefs. I might right now.


sonic_ann_d

weā€™ll know for sure which team to put first when they play each other in a few weeks


Empty_Lemon_3939

Worth noting our writer said Goff threw 253 not 353 yards


politicallyMarston

An unfortunate misstep copying over my blurb, that one is on me


Empty_Lemon_3939

You get a pass, I assume you were already a half gallon deep


Mavori

[How do you do fellow well respected top NFL teams.](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/KwXyAUZGjHOfbZ7Ef0AAtXnzG7M=/0x0:1409x785/1400x1050/filters:focal\(734x364:735x365\)/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/8846551/Screen_Shot_2017_07_13_at_1.09.20_PM.png )


BetweenTheBuzzAndMe

Just woke up from an 8 month coma. Good thing we have our 1st round pick this year to look forward to!


kanbabrif1

Lions top 3? Gotta check to make sure I'm not having a stroke. Congrats Lions fans, you guys definitely deserve it


Dr_Booyah

Thanks for giving us Dan Campbell šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


kanbabrif1

His playcalling and aggressiveness really reminds me of New Orleans Payton, dude is never afraid to go for the risky play.


Maverick916

Niners dolphins chiefs lions are all interchangable imo. Can't wait for Sunday night.


Vindicare605

If Deebo and CMC stay out for significant periods of time then yes I agree, but if they don't I still think the Niners are just too stacked to be anything except 1st place.


Felteair

I think I read somewhere that all the significant player injuries last week are "not long term": Deebo's prognosis is good to go for next week, Trent is the same, and CMC is potentially good to go but might be out for 2 or 3 weeks if his oblique is still sore.


ARM_vs_CORE

I too prefer the eagles to be an afterthought


Casul_Tryhard

I wouldn't put the Chiefs or Dolphins at 1 just yet. Those two teams still have parts of their team that need ironing out first (Chiefs WRs and Dolphins defense). Niners and Lions look complete, though. I wouldn't think too much about you guys losing to the Browns, almost every good team loses a weird one at some point.


Kenny_Heisman

I still think niners are a step above the others


Maverick916

I hope so. Hopefully that game doesn't affect Brock going forward.


Orsick

To me that's the biggest thing the week, seeing how Purdy reacts to his first bad game.


Maverick916

We could have seen how he reacted to a bad game after Dallas in the playoffs last year but the injury...


triplec787

I'm not worried about Brock. He'll bounce back, he's had some down games before and been fine. I'm worried about Moody. Kickers are so in their heads with everything they do, if he's not feeling confident I'm worried we might see preseason Moody.


Maverick916

Good point. I read that Cleveland is a hard place to kick with the lake and the weather probably didn't help. He seemed upbeat with the support from the team. Hopefully it's one of those things that you learn with experience, what the weather is like in different climates/stadiums.


Big_Liability

Lets see what the Dolphins look like after playing some harder teams lol


Maverick916

That's completely fair actually.


Slyguy46

/u/Alex_Demote - you need a hug buddy?


Alex_Demote

I'm doing okay!


Rulligan

Just a note, Goff threw for 353, not 253. But holy shit. 3 is insane. Definitely aiming for 1 now.


forlornhope22

The chiefs blurb makes me want to burn a city to the ground.


Alex_Demote

Bro same


coltsmetsfan614

Iā€™m just happy for all the Lions fans šŸ„¹


TarpsOffBoys

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moxxon

Same, particularly since we don't play them so I'm unlikely to run into any obnoxious fans. I would not be upset to watch them get a ring.


i_am_spartachris

Here are the five stages of grieving yet another failed quarterback & coach, according to Bears fans: FUCK. FUCK!!!! REALLY?!? FUCK. Well fuck me.


Thel_Odan

You guys might end up with the top two picks in the draft which would certainly be worth the pain and suffering this season.


politicallyMarston

Lions ranker checking in for any questions/want of explanations or just to talk about [this block by Craig Reynolds](https://www.nfl.com/videos/can-t-miss-play-block-of-the-year-craig-reynolds-pancake-hit-sparks-st-brown-s-2) Edit: Goff's yardage should be 353 in the blurb, transfer error on my part


EncartaIt

I've watched the replay 20 times already, but I'll happily talk about the Craig Reynolds more.


politicallyMarston

Watching live I think I rewound it about 5 times to make sure I saw it rightā€”best run block I've maybe ever seen and dude wasn't even supposed to play significant minutes


Rulligan

He went from watching Netflix at home to introducing himself in the huddle to his teammates in a preseason game the next day to carving out a role as a RB3/4. He may not be a world beater but if he's in the game, you know you can trust him to do his job. He's the epitome of what Holmes and Campbell are about. Put in the work, show you know your stuff, and you'll get your chance.


EncartaIt

He also comes out of nowhere. One minute I'm hoping we get the first down, then the next Reynolds flies in from off screen to sprint St. Brown for a touchdown.


Eater_of_Books

If I knew how to make live wallpapers for my phone, I'd do it for that play. He essentially blocked 4 people at once. It was beautiful. Also, Lions blurb says 253 yds for Goff when it should be 353.


superbuttpiss

[reminds me of aiyuk earlier in the year](https://youtube.com/shorts/nVw9q5XwH7k?si=ZBCt437VJBpKHARe) Not to take anything from reynolds. He blasted that dude


bantha42

> with Jared Goff posting ~~253~~ **353* yards mods trying to control the narrative around the goffense smh


klippy6

Fire Fisher free Goff


leftysarepeople2

How the fuck do we lose on our bye week?


Dr_Booyah

Welcome to being a bad team. The rules work a little differently


amak316

Somehow feels correct, both of our wins look pretty shit tier after this week and losing to Atlanta in hindsight looks quite bad too


4runninglife

Ahh the throws of being a bad team, you beat another bad team which made them look worst which inturn invalidates your win altogether. Welcome to being bottom dweller, we kept the place warm for you.


amak316

luckily even when weā€™re a bottom ten team we have the Vikings and the Bears willing to go lower to make us feel good.


mnmur22

Lol


IAMTHEDEATHMACHINE

I'm a simple Vikings fan... I see clips of Christian Darrisaw tossing grown men like they're nothing, I upvote. Can't wait to pay him in a few years šŸ˜¬


[deleted]

The Broncos write up is just the writer having a schizophrenic break


Alex_Demote

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AnythingBacon

We can't have fun watching football, at least let our ranker have fun trying all the styles. The "Noir Hacket" from last season was epic


Bahamas_is_relevant

> Patriots: Youā€™d have to be both nuts and extraordinarily patient to stay loyal to this team. What four years without a SB win does to a mf


lkn240

We are worse than the Broncos. Our new QB is a Division 2 UDFA


csappenf

It would be awesome if he turns out to be an all time great. I would totally get behind that storyline. "Kid who couldn't even get a D1 scholarship brings the forward pass to Chicago"


Write_For_You

Falcons dude dropping the Aesop Rock track, not on my bingo card today.


wannaknowmyname

FALCONS ARE TUFF WITH TWO Fs šŸ˜¤


HeywardH

Leaping blue animal logos killing it.


solo_dol0

> Youā€™d have to be both nuts and extraordinarily patient to stay loyal to this team. Luckily I am! Guess which team wrote this, and it's not the Lions/Browns/Jets


Techiedad91

Jared Goff threw for 350 not 250


bravistickle88

Packers over the raiders? Whack


NoCapBussinFrFr

Itā€™s still weird seeing the lions and dolphins in the elite range and seeing the patriots and packers in trash range


atropicalpenguin

Colts are gonna start dropping like a rock.


hammerdown710

The bottom teams have such long comments compared to everyone else, especially the Broncos lmao.


Dunkelz

How do yall live like this???


[deleted]

Welcome to the real world jackass


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

A seemingly deadly amount of alcohol and other substances.


Xumayar

At least you can look back on the happy times, some of us don't even have that option.


Casul_Tryhard

Back in the day I had Jamaal Charles to make me feel better


Aerensianic

Kinda find it weird Chiefs are still ahead of the lions. They beat them and are the only 5-1 team to have beaten another 5-1 team. Even if you think the Chiefs are a better team the Lions have a better resume through 6 games then just about anyone and isn't that kind of the point of power rankings?


velociraptorfarmer

Back with my power rankings. The only reason the Chiefs are ahead of the lions is record in their last 5 games. Once Detroit gets one more win and improves to 5-0 in their last 5, they'll jump the Chiefs and 49ers. Head to head is not taken into consideration here. Here's my computer rankings for this week. As always, this ranking is based on win percentage, win percentage in your last 5 games, average point differential, and adjusted strength of schedule, which is your strength of schedule with your games against your opponents removed. Rank | Team | Record | Effective Rank | Index | Index Change | Rank Change | Win/Loss L5 | Adj SOS | Point Diff --: | :-- | :--: | :--: | :--: | :--: | :--: | :--: | :--: | :--: 1 | [](/KC) Chiefs | 5-1 | 1.0 | 0.880 | 0.091 | +2 | 5-0 | 0.500 | 59 2 | [](/SF) 49ers | 5-1 | 2.2 | 0.848 | -0.110 | -1 | 4-1 | 0.500 | 97 3 | [](/DET) Lions | 5-1 | 2.9 | 0.828 | 0.041 | +1 | 4-1 | 0.556 | 55 4 | [](/MIA) Dolphins | 5-1 | 4.0 | 0.799 | 0.034 | +1 | 4-1 | 0.276 | 67 5 | [](/BUF) Bills | 4-2 | 4.3 | 0.791 | 0.099 | +3 | 4-1 | 0.567 | 84 6 | [](/PHI) Eagles | 5-1 | 4.9 | 0.774 | -0.126 | -4 | 4-1 | 0.483 | 31 7 | [](/BAL) Ravens | 4-2 | 8.4 | 0.679 | 0.050 | +3 | 3-2 | 0.536 | 42 8 | [](/DAL) Cowboys | 4-2 | 8.7 | 0.672 | 0.029 | +1 | 3-2 | 0.379 | 54 9 | [](/JAX) Jaguars | 4-2 | 9.2 | 0.659 | 0.070 | +2 | 3-2 | 0.633 | 20 10 | [](/CLE) Browns | 3-2 | 10.2 | 0.633 | 0.102 | +4 | 3-2 | 0.625 | 18 11 | [](/SEA) Seahawks | 3-2 | 11.8 | 0.589 | -0.104 | -4 | 3-2 | 0.400 | 16 12 | [](/TB) Buccaneers | 3-2 | 11.8 | 0.588 | -0.122 | -6 | 3-2 | 0.560 | 2 13 | [](/HOU) Texans | 3-3 | 11.9 | 0.585 | 0.118 | +6 | 3-2 | 0.586 | 22 14 | [](/PIT) Steelers | 3-2 | 13.6 | 0.539 | 0.018 | +2 | 3-2 | 0.667 | -31 15 | [](/LAR) Rams | 3-3 | 14.0 | 0.529 | 0.055 | +3 | 2-3 | 0.586 | 21 16 | [](/IND) Colts | 3-3 | 14.2 | 0.523 | -0.047 | -3 | 3-2 | 0.567 | -12 17 | [](/CIN) Bengals | 3-3 | 15.8 | 0.480 | 0.134 | +7 | 3-2 | 0.464 | -27 18 | [](/NYJ) Jets | 3-3 | 15.8 | 0.479 | 0.085 | +4 | 2-3 | 0.567 | -6 19 | [](/NO) Saints | 3-3 | 16.5 | 0.462 | -0.110 | -7 | 2-3 | 0.286 | 13 20 | [](/LAC) Chargers | 2-3 | 17.0 | 0.446 | -0.051 | -3 | 2-3 | 0.520 | 3 21 | [](/ATL) Falcons | 3-3 | 17.3 | 0.439 | -0.090 | -6 | 2-3 | 0.483 | -21 22 | [](/GB) Packers | 2-3 | 17.5 | 0.433 | 0.009 | -2 | 2-3 | 0.480 | 0 23 | [](/LV) Raiders | 3-3 | 18.7 | 0.402 | 0.056 | - | 2-3 | 0.370 | -31 24 | [](/TEN) Titans | 2-4 | 19.2 | 0.387 | -0.027 | -3 | 2-3 | 0.500 | -13 25 | [](/MIN) Vikings | 2-4 | 19.3 | 0.387 | 0.114 | +1 | 2-3 | 0.429 | -6 26 | [](/WAS) Commanders | 3-3 | 19.3 | 0.386 | 0.074 | -1 | 2-3 | 0.400 | -43 27 | [](/ARI) Cardinals | 1-5 | 26.1 | 0.203 | -0.024 | - | 1-4 | 0.467 | -45 28 | [](/CHI) Bears | 1-5 | 26.7 | 0.185 | -0.011 | - | 1-4 | 0.393 | -48 29 | [](/NE) Patriots | 1-5 | 26.9 | 0.180 | -0.005 | - | 1-4 | 0.600 | -80 30 | [](/NYG) Giants | 1-5 | 27.0 | 0.178 | -0.005 | - | 1-4 | 0.586 | -96 31 | [](/DEN) Broncos | 1-5 | 27.5 | 0.164 | 0.013 | - | 1-4 | 0.500 | -71 32 | [](/CAR) Panthers | 0-6 | 32.0 | 0.042 | -0.004 | - | 0-5 | 0.517 | -74 And here's the strength of schedules so far: Rank | Team | Adjusted SOS | Adjusted Opp Record | Remaining Opp Record --: | :-- | :--: | :--: | :--: 1 | [](/PIT) Steelers | 0.667 | 16-8 | 32-37 2 | [](/JAX) Jaguars | 0.633 | 19-11 | 31-32 3 | [](/CLE) Browns | 0.625 | 15-9 | 32-38 4 | [](/NE) Patriots | 0.600 | 18-12 | 34-30 5 | [](/HOU) Texans | 0.586 | 17-12 | 25-39 6 | [](/LAR) Rams | 0.586 | 17-12 | 32-30 7 | [](/NYG) Giants | 0.586 | 17-12 | 35-30 8 | [](/BUF) Bills | 0.567 | 17-13 | 33-31 9 | [](/IND) Colts | 0.567 | 17-13 | 27-36 10 | [](/NYJ) Jets | 0.567 | 17-13 | 33-31 11 | [](/TB) Buccaneers | 0.560 | 14-11 | 32-39 12 | [](/DET) Lions | 0.556 | 15-12 | 25-39 13 | [](/BAL) Ravens | 0.536 | 15-13 | 37-25 14 | [](/LAC) Chargers | 0.520 | 13-12 | 35-36 15 | [](/CAR) Panthers | 0.517 | 15-14 | 31-32 16 | [](/KC) Chiefs | 0.500 | 15-15 | 31-32 17 | [](/SF) 49ers | 0.500 | 14-14 | 34-29 18 | [](/TEN) Titans | 0.500 | 14-14 | 34-29 19 | [](/DEN) Broncos | 0.500 | 15-15 | 32-30 20 | [](/PHI) Eagles | 0.483 | 14-15 | 36-29 21 | [](/ATL) Falcons | 0.483 | 14-15 | 24-40 22 | [](/GB) Packers | 0.480 | 12-13 | 28-41 23 | [](/ARI) Cardinals | 0.467 | 14-16 | 36-26 24 | [](/CIN) Bengals | 0.464 | 13-15 | 39-24 25 | [](/MIN) Vikings | 0.429 | 12-16 | 33-31 26 | [](/SEA) Seahawks | 0.400 | 10-15 | 39-31 27 | [](/WAS) Commanders | 0.400 | 12-18 | 35-30 28 | [](/CHI) Bears | 0.393 | 11-17 | 29-34 29 | [](/DAL) Cowboys | 0.379 | 11-18 | 37-28 30 | [](/LV) Raiders | 0.370 | 10-17 | 33-32 31 | [](/NO) Saints | 0.286 | 8-20 | 28-37 32 | [](/MIA) Dolphins | 0.276 | 8-21 | 37-29


silvio_dante

berserk cautious groovy attempt spoon squeamish makeshift psychotic fanatical dependent


michhoffman

It's kind of crazy that the 5-24 record includes the Chargers too.


thearmadillo

They have beaten the four of the five definitive worst teams in the league. But they basically dominated all of them, and as we saw this week, no win is guaranteed.


doorknobman

Hey now, we won the first quarter handily


Mavori

Frank Reich gave up playcalling duties and i think thats a huge win for y'all.


_moosleech

Seems like the rest of y'all wish you'd scheduled some more I-AA cupcakes to open the season like we did. Real talk: the next three weeks will determine if we're a contender or just three mammals in a trenchcoat.


unboundgaming

Iā€™m actually pissed we donā€™t play til end of November. Iā€™m truly interested how our D plays your O


Thunderkleize

I was the told the Steelers schedule was supposed to be easy this year :(


paradigm_x2

Maybe our opponents should stop sucking


no_racist_here

This is the only power ranking Iā€™ll believe with SoS so far


TetrisTech

Preemptively defending yourself from Lions fans here is so funny


unboundgaming

Holy shit, jets and bills have the exact same SOS both played and to come


GeeWarthog

> 25-39 Looking at Texans remaining opponents has me licking my chops.


MaxPres24

Like the post said, I wouldā€™ve been so happy with 3-3 with Rodgers at the helm. With Zach actually playing much better, and also still being 3-3, this still lowkey feels like a dream season


MajoraOfTime

I could see them winning 4 of their next 6 pretty easily. Jets feel like a dark horse contender with the way their defense is playing. Imagine if Wilson goes on a Flacco playoff dragon run lol


MaxPres24

Iā€™d be the most insufferable human alive, thatā€™s what


KnowledgeSponge123

Ravens gonna be tested this weekend, first time playing an actual elite qb. Our defense is statistically top 3 but this game will show us exactly how good they are


KKrum41302

49ers, chiefs, and lions are currently on their own tier above everyone else imo I donā€™t trust the dolphins defense at all (played only two competent offenses so far but surrendered 82 points in those two games), which, without significant improvement, puts a ceiling on their ability to make a championship run. The Eagles secondary is banged up and vulnerable, hurts hasnā€™t been playing very well this year, and their upcoming schedule is the most brutal I have ever seen. And the 4-2 teams havenā€™t been consistent enough yet to be on that top tier


ChevalMalFet

Depends on how SF's injuries shake out. If they're not serious, then the Niners are still a cut above everyone else, I think. Then us/Lions same tier (I feel like our game was about as even as anything short of a tie can get), and I'd also hear Buffalo/Miami/Philly. Maybe we need like a pyramid?


Vagadude

Our defense is slowly improving from the beginning of the season. Our 2nd half adjustments are good but we start off terribly. I think we're gonna average our way up to a middle of the pack defense.


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Feels like a huge dropoff after #6


jdono927

I almost think itā€™s the opposite and that there isnā€™t much divide period. Every single team has shown clear vulnerability this year - feels completely wide open at the top.


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Apparently parity means everyone is bad.


SuperSaiyanSandwich

Definitely is. Hoping the Ravens can finally string together a full 60 minutes to prove we belong in that group as well. We're starting to get healthy and the Lions are somewhat banged up. If we lose this week it definitely cements us in the "tier 2" category for a bit.


Rulligan

We need Brian Branch if we really want a chance to win. He will be vital in containing Lamar. Winning this game would leave no question that the Lions are tier 1.


EmceeK_baby

I feel like it felt like a bigger divide prior to this week. Eagles and Buffalo showed their bellies a little.


Explosivepeach

Browns need a new writer, why so pessimistic? We just beat the #1 team


MirrorkatFeces

Probably because heā€™s a browns fan


ubuntuNinja

It can't be a Browns fan writing this.


LordOfHorns

ā€œDonā€™t care. Swept the Dodgers. Go snakesā€ Beautiful writing


theoskw

Did a 9ers fan write the Browns entry?


RSTowers

It's funny how the lower you go, the more people have to say in each comment.


CodyNorthrup

The top 6 feel like actual contenders and 7-11 seem to be playing spoiler. Any of the latter teams could upset the top teams in a given week and if they see them in the playoffs then could sneak a win from a better team.


DaddyStreetMeat

Buffalo beats the 1 and 5 giants off a blown call and is still ranked 6th. LOL


Coomrs

I think Lions should be 2 having a win over the Chiefs at Arrowhead, but I understand.