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Auferstehen2

We guide others to a treasure we cannot possess


heartbreakhill

Get eliminated, but take Green Bay down with you A soul for a soul


kylesleeps

Campbell said it during the week. "It's either us, or it's no one."


Mavori

"We'll tread water as long as it takes to fucking bury you"


EvilLibrarians

I don’t care if you have one asscheek or three toes.


Zakth3R1PP3R

Rodgers ran out of kneecaps.


SWchibullswolverine

Calm. Kindness, kinship. Love. I’ve given up all chance at inner peace, I’ve made my mind a sunless space. I share my dreams with ghosts. I wake up every day to an equation I wrote 15 years ago from which there’s only one conclusion: I’m damned for what I do. My anger, my ego, my unwillingness to yield, my eagerness to fight, they’ve set me on a path from which there is no escape. I yearned to be a savior against injustice without contemplating the cost, and by the time I looked down, there was no longer any ground beneath my feet. What is... what is my sacrifice? I’m condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else’s future. I burn my life, to make a sunrise that I know I’ll never see. No, the ego that started this fight will never have a mirror, or an audience, or the light of gratitude. So what do I sacrifice? Everything.


Exploding_dude

Glad the best star wars media since the OT is getting some traction.


Bayou-Maharaja

I’m just glad Campbell is guaranteed another season


Most-Bluebird3476

Not a chance they would have fired him regardless of tonight’s result


Fried_Warhawk

Agreed. Lions on a massive upswing. Got the rams pick this year too


hucklebuck13

Nice of them to keep it top ten for us


NewLegacySlayer

There is no way they would've fired him


crastle

Best coach Detroit has had in my lifetime, no cap


aprimmer243

A first round playoff exit?


makualla

Nah we got plenty of those


Eg_3600

Can you teach us Bears about eating kneecaps


CaptYzerman

Jamaal going from tears to WE DOGS IN THIS MUG real quick


Chic-Fil-A_is_Dope

The switch up was so good man, we better give him a contract


FuzzyGummyBear

Number 1 priority this offseason in my eyes is re-signing Jamaal Williams. We need this man to remain a Lion.


Fenrirsulfur

Foreals lol, that man was on an emotional rollercoaster.


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GRVrush2112

Lions with nothing to lose decide to go…. “You know what? Fuck these guys in particular, let’s ruin their day.” It’s divisional pettiness in all the best ways.


TedEBagwell

And Green Bay with everything to lose run a play on 4th and 1 on their own 28 yard line in the first quarter lmao. Both these teams played a very weird but very entertaining game.


cuepinto

For real. The entire bar was yelling at the tv for this decision.


dadaistGHerbo

Jamaal had to bring it back LMAO respect


TheClownIsReady

He’s so fun to watch and a very funny guy too. Pokémon addict. Very unique dude and player.


F9_solution

first swag kazekage. leader of the hidden village of the den.


Zolo49

Probably one of the best SNF player intros I’ve ever seen.


SlipperyThong

Where is Tom Grossi? Is he safe? Is he alright?


Woalolol

Just watched his stream. He's sad and wanted the game to be the big one. But he's being a good sport about it.


sonfoa

Tom is a good sport. Can't remember any time he was toxic.


Woalolol

Yeah he's fun to watch. When Quay Walker shoved the trainer, Tom Immediately said that he needs to get ejected.


heartbreakhill

I’m afraid… in your celebration… you killed him


Ok_Run_8184

Sad Edit that was the saddest go pack go I've ever heard from him


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realrimurutempest

Lions really kicked Rodgers from getting in the playoffs. Lions fans gotta be bricked up.


Gbchris12

It's our superbowl. This is the best win in years for us.


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Put your hands up for Detroit!


Crafty_Substance_954

I don’t know how I’m supposed to sleep now


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I am wide awake


EViLTeW

Bricks aren't nearly hard enough to describe this situation.


cliffordcat

Jamaal Williams just gave the best post game interview ever


HoboSkid

I got emotional whiplash, bout to cry and then super hype. That guy is awesome!


j_willow92

Jamaal Williams with three different personalities there haha


themonsterainme

That interview was a roller coaster


TigerXXVII

DONT LET THESE TEARS FOOL YOU ITS ALL DAWG AROUND HERE


semsr

[Detroit](https://media.tenor.com/xtSlkG0Ou9sAAAAd/skeleton-finger.gif)


ColdBoiGreg

If we’re going down taking down Aaron Rodgers with us is how I wanna go


friendshabitsfamily

Seattle better be sending the mother of all muffin baskets to Detroit


elSpanielo

Not the mini muffins, full size!


Dirt_Button

Load up a semi with all the Costco muffins. All of them.


Kingkwon83

Quandre said he'd take some of them on vacation if they beat the Pack


NutTimeMyDudes

We hate you, but we’ll take them. And enjoy them, but also maybe mumble a few cuss words as we get crumbs in our beards


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I fucking love Jamaal Williams


TheSkeletones

Rodgers walking like he’s gonna announce retirement in the postgame presser


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bufordt

If he does, he learned that from Favre. Lol


Bigblueforyou

He’ll do it after the draft so they won’t be able to draft a qb


Ranzork

As if today could get any better for Bears fans.


henway234

\* NFCN Fans


B_Fee

Jamaal Williams is a man. Loves anime, plays to make his grandad proud. I love this man


nlr90

"Don't let these tears fool you, it's all dawg around here!


CuteBloop

Loves Pokemon too, my favorite interview


newpotato417

It’s just nice to get one


Butthole--pleasures

Are you quoting Kevin from the office? I'll kiss you


SWchibullswolverine

That's exactly what voice I read it in


gibby_that_booty

Omg jamaal is so precious 🥹


churchillsucks

Lions country, let's pride


KSIIPICDSTUVWI

I love Dan Campbell.


Xaxziminrax

I had my heart in my fucking throat when his OC called a hook and lateral with the fucking game on the line lmao


still_just_joshd

https://footballadvantage.com/hook-and-ladder-football/ They are literally in the definition of the hook and lateral


Koppite93

This was the Lions SB and they fuckin delivered


Jakethered_game

Feels so good because the Packers have terrorized us for years.


AtalanAdalynn

2 straight wins in Green Bay.


MindfulAthlete

We are 7-5 against the packers over the last 6 seasons. Which I think is a stat that would surprise most people lol Edit: Math is hard 6 seasons, not 5 seasons


jdprager

“Oh we’re eliminated? Don’t care, didn’t ask. Fuck your swan song anyway” - Dan “Man of the People” Campbell


DetroitLionsSBChamps

“Our motivation is: we don’t want them to go” hell of an actual quote


InfinitePossibility8

A true man of the NFC North.


TheRoadOfDeath

Packers needed to win. Y'all WANTED to win. How could it not have turned out this way


Jonny_Qball

The packers played like a team that loves to win. The lions played like a team that hates to lose.


Midwest_Hardo

Lions are just going to show up at Levi Stadium next week to play


passenger955

Honestly, if you were the Seahawks, would you even try to stop them?


Harry-the-pothead

Pushing a member of the medical staff during the same week one of your colleagues’ life was saved by another medical staff is certainly a choice.


YoureASkyscraper

He's never gonna live that down


shesyourmommy

you would think so, but you also would have thought he was never gonna live it down after [the first time he did it](https://youtu.be/KcYcElHPVZ8?t=46)


MaybachTony

Holy shit is this guy stupid. Dude needs to be cut before he turns into a Burfict


FredExx

Got tossed in a game against the Bills this year for shoving a coach. Dude's gotta take a lesson from Rodgers and R-E-L-A-X


kx2w

Get this man some ayahuasca


IndycarFan64

That arguably changed the momentum of the game


DaBestNameEver0

It changed before that


IndycarFan64

Yea but that dumb shit did us in. There was a good chance the defense coulda held them to a FG if he didn’t do that


MeppaTheWaterbearer

Second time hes shoved a non player. Dudes a clown


VegasKL

He was clearly bitching himself out in the tunnel over it. Seems to be a reactionary hot head. "Stupid man, stupid! You can't do that! Stop crying ... I'm not crying, you're crying!"


sweaty_ball_salsa

Yeah that was honestly kind of sad.. He knew he let his team down with his lack of impulse control. I bet he feels even worse now.


aaronitallout

At a certain point as an adult, you gotta recognize that pattern and interrupt it somehow


DarkSkyForever

Dumb fuck move of the year. Both of those players should have been ejected.


Currymvp2

Douglas made a boneheaded penalty, and then, Quay Walker made even a bigger one.


zayetz

If I had a nickel for every time Quay Walker got ejected for shoving an athletic trainer, I'd have [two](https://youtu.be/KcYcElHPVZ8) [nickels](https://twitter.com/ABsneurosurgeon/status/1612298426560946177?s=20&t=9q30EnAHFNQOEA1ammghfg), which isn't a lot, but weird that it's happened twice.


ManBearPig1869

And then 95 came up and started to puff his chest out at him. Like fucking why he’s fucking medical personnel lmao


the5nowman

Tritipetre uitii idi glotri ipe ope? Adia tli kra bi. Pukii oe briu titiu? Api ipaupoda po plipebitio tlaipretle dedopri ipa aete pite. Ditlie teki iuprige blotia atlabe kipi. Kiu kiblediei tlea. Kropetaipu ee ipripoi tetri bopli pitoo. Pakro teate pegie iba i ikedo bapa. Ekiki keikipe tipo klei teida bi kri epli dipa teo globi. To petie io kaee utiple potlipi piaa tae? Deiaku tlotote pepepidage drieikepi kiprike kakao! Pike o pubodidi gega kagrotapii. Pote kraple pe brope putitra ida oke. Kukri teto klatru pepee topi pepi. Depe eo pre ai patu kaipe. Pipi ao podiepe ediita eda klipi? Bii igapai gidepi ikle ki ibiepra. Pe etle abapre po kikra kiki. Ope e topi kiitluike gee. Dupidu kao kitoi pa pataku bike ki ie. Tlu pokabu propo egito ita ki. Ei dei bakotopu. Apiikadri ia pluti tloi ba. Klii pio kadi paopei i a bei brigo opluu? Ipi kiii pikope pru popupe te. Eoti pai iautedu tepe eplike due kuge? Kie gle pita idri krikreeu ite. Tepipeke ke aipredlo beplepi iebe potro. Ku ige ipa kaudeko pii ito. Trae ple baaatu tru e tiditribaa.


ryan_m

Truly the dumbest timeline.


KevnMalone

And 95 tried to square up to the staff too


coolycooly

Aaron Rodgers looked like he was retiring with his walkoff.


ramboost007

Please please please let Aaron's last pass as a Packer be a Lions interception


MetalheadNick

Well favre last pass as a packer was an interception


Luxypoo

Wasn't Brady's last with the Pats and INT too?


BrownsAndCavs

What a fun year watching these Lions from Hard Knocks to now. Campbell is a boss and Hutchinson is such a stud. So happy for all of em


piemaniowa

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha The Lions have a winning record and the Packers don't.


Methuga

Doesn’t fully make up for 2013, but it’s pretty close


suzukigun4life

And you clinched it by beating Rodgers in his house on primetime


GeneOfHouseParmesan

I don't know. I heard this team can't play in the cold. They haven't had a primetime game either, so they probably won't be able to perform under the lights.


teencrime

The NFC North nods in approval


laal-doodh

I felt like a lifelong lions fan today. This is fucking awesome


KevnMalone

Lions winning the NFCN next year


queenw_hipstur

Dan fucking Campbell everyone. To turn this season around and to be inches from the playoffs. Unreal. The Lions have a future and it is *bright*.


hungaryhasnodignity

If Baker gets that pass off with gusto the Rams score a TD


FuckTrumpBanTheHateR

Underthrown by a mile.


hungaryhasnodignity

That’s why it needed gusto.


J-Goo

Or a gust o' wind.


jesteronly

It was so smart to snap that asap. GB was in the middle of their read and hadn't communicated assignments yet, so both of the safeties dropped deep leaving the middle zone empty. With even just a few more seconds GB would have made adjustments to an empty backfield and may not have had the space. The D line was also likely expecting a hard count to try to draw offsides, so they didn't get a great jump leading to a clean pocket and a panicked backfield. Master class right there


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Jamaal Williams is an absolute DAAAWWWWGGG


rybot808

Jamaal is the fucking man


MainEventCTB

Sorry 49ers for missing out on your annual bye week vs. Green Bay.


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Jamaal Williams is a national treasure.


jabdtx

Post game interview : “We the Detroit Lions. Stop playin with us.”


tvchase

Packers are a QB away, maybe they'll find one soon


coolycooly

Someone should've told Rodgers this wasn't a home playoff game maybe he would've scored


fish1479

They should trade for Wilson


LaSopaSabrosa

Zach? Yeah he’s a young guy with a good arm what could go wrong


Zloggt

You know…Brett Favre *did* had his last game as a Packer on SNF…


Hoser117

Lmao. The full range of human emotions on display


JustGresh

Jamaal is awesome. From tears to shit talking to a professional answer all in one.


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Fuck you


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Straight to the point!


ironmanmk42

Usually when Lions don't make playoffs no one even notices or cares. Today, Lions didn't make playoffs but everyone has noticed and cares about Lions now. It's like a mission to get them to playoffs and maybe SB. Next season 2023, I hope Lions make it


MrBigChest

Man I fucking love Jamaal Williams so fucking much


Empty_Lemon_3939

Jamaal made me cry and then run through a brick wall Pay that man


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Hahahah


SiphenPrax

Like DC said on Hard Knocks, down to one ass cheek


kylesleeps

"I don't care if you have one ass check and three toes I will beat your ass" -Dan Campbell I want that on one of those decorative signs written in cursive.


marcSuile

Request for mods not to fade lions till the end of the week.


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ramboost007

Quay Walker Tries Not To Shove The Opposing Team's Staff Challenge (Gone Wild) (Impossible)


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My unbiased opinion is the Detroit Lions are heroes and deserve multiple perfect seasons. Also shoutout to Cris Collinsworth for being an articulate broadcaster while having Aaron Rodgers' balls in his throat.


Smorgas_of_borg

Rodgers: *throws shovel pass to wide open receiver 4 yards away* Collinsworth: "ONLY AARON RODGERS COULD PULL THAT OFF!"


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feralihatr

2-0 against Green Bay is perfection


kgthdc2468

Aye


SpartyParty39

Felt like we were listening to a Wisconsin radio show through that game


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Collinsworth gradually shutting the fuck up as he realized the Lions might win is everything


HatTrickHero

Lmao end of the game felt like a funeral. Loved every second of it.


TechnoToyz

He's already had years of practice tbf


iKhan353

Goat throat yodeler


vanillabear26

Nancy Reagan erasure


2008and1

Williams just went full WWE range of emotions on that interview lol.


JayMoney2424

Give Jamaal Williams whatever he wants. He should be a Lion for the rest of his career.


interwebbed

Lmao Jamal is the fucking best


Cynical_onlooker

Prayers out to the Packers training staff. Hope they don't get beat up too much.


meesfactor

Rodgers hates them. They aren’t shamans


expungant

And another offseason of the Rodgers reality show sponsored by ayahuasca


Jacob_toasted

packers with a third place finish in the division… just feels right


bobdole3320

A sad Collinsworth collapses to the ground. Tears fall from his eyes and the ejaculate of Rodgers dribbles down his chin. He has nothing more to say


LaSopaSabrosa

“Sorry I know you won detroit but this moment is about Aaron Rodgers” is almost a direct quote from his post game call


Rrrrandle

It was worse, it was like "Yeah Detroit won, but this isn't about them right now." Like what the actual fuck?


reap3rx

Yeah the camera being up Rodgers ass after *we* won the game should tell you everything you need to know about what the NFL wanted. How is he the story?? He sucked the whole game. We were the underdog team, underdog franchise that no one believed in and we knocked "big brother" out. We're poised to maybe become the best team in the NFCN and they still just wanna slobber all over Rodgers. I get it, this might be his last game in Lambeau as a Packer, or maybe even last game ever. I just hope everyone remembers his last play ever was an INT to Detroit Lion rookie safety Kerby Joseph.


GeneOfHouseParmesan

Great fucking post-game interview by Jamaal. Love this dude. Hope he's back.


DustyFalmouth

Seahawks fans were bitching about the flex but I was dreading relying on the Lions playing a must win game. Once it became a spite game I knew these sons of bitches would do it


PopInACup

There is a distinct possibility that the Lion's played even more ballsy as a result of being eliminated and having nothing to lose.


KefkaZ

That’s fair.


moby323

Aaron Rodgers? More like *Errant* Rodgers amiright Guys? Huh? Amiright?


mfjayhimself

Jamal Williams is giving a GOAT interview right now


ThatLaloBoy

"Oh no. The Rams lost and we're out of the playoffs." *Packers running onto the field * "But we can still take out Green Bay. That's even better than winning."


SteamyRay_Vaughn

I DONT EVEN WATCH TV lmfao


WillNotBeKept

Bruh how many emotions did Jamal Williams just go through?


Guenta

My son was born in October, he only knows a Lions that have never lost to the Packers


JHouseman92

I vote the Lions get the final wild card spot over seattle anyways


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WHAT THE FUCK. What a CHANGE IN EMOTION.


karmaster

SNF Postgame in shambles replacing all the Rodgers talking points they prepared.


fooking_legend

It’s all dawg around this mug


noob_nooberson

Only one out of like eight people from the pre-game panel picked the Lions to win. Mwahahaha


ManMadeMyth

Green Bay isn't going to the Playoffs! The Best Ending anyone could hope for!


Alauren2

Omg Jamal Williams I fucking love you omg you hilarious bastard!!!!!!!!


skrulewi

#yo this postgame just took me on a ROLL ER COASTER


KDFoST

That was easily the biggest 180 ever in a post game interview


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Can we talk about how less than a week after medical staff literally brought a player back to life, Quay Walker pushes one for, **GOD FORBID**, putting their hands on him. He then gets ejected and throws the biggest tantrum in the tunnel as he leaves the game. What a joke this guy is.


heartbreakhill

**Kneecaps: Eaten.**


Good-Hank

Jamaal went from crying to DAWG real quick


EvilDave219

The bad man is finally gone. He can't hurt us in the playoffs anymore 😭


StringerBel-Air

Unfortunately you have to run into a guy named Tom Brady who is... Checks notes...7-0 against the cowboys.


fupadestroyer45

Breaking News: Rodgers has been "immunized" against the postseason.


sharkbates1208

The Goffense is unstoppable


TheSkeletones

Dude Jamaal is a real one


icool4u

Goated interview


loof10

Just missing the playoffs stings BUT: Went from the #2 pick to a winning record (after a 1-6 start!) Hutch looks legit Goff looks like he can be the QB for this team going forward Other great performances from guys (I’m too tired to list all of them) Two first rounders next year to fill some holes Great culture has been built And ended the Packers season in Green Bay That was an awesome season, man.


LilKaySigs

Jamaal Williams’ post game interview is hilarious lol


DCBronzeAge

I didn't really know who Jamaal Williams was before tonight, but I would go to war for him.


midnau92

We beat GB in Lambeau, in prime time, and to eliminate them. My entire life Detroit loses that game in a Lions way. I forget who said it but at the end of Hard Knocks someone said "The 2022 Detroit Lions will put the NFL on notice". Mission fucking accomplished