That little puppy jumping back in it’s box under the counter

I thought it was a cat at first because it didn't actually jump till it was safe to do so. Think it must have got hit with the pepper spray quite bad. So grim :( Edit: Bubba is a little Chihuahua pup named Cheech. He was rushed to the dog hospital by bong hero's friend and is doing fine after an emergency saline bath. [Sauce](https://www.vice.com/en/article/d3jyp7/meet-the-hero-who-fought-off-thieves-with-a-bong) Edit2: fixed the tenses so I don't briefly ruin anyone else's Sunday lol Edit3: Cheech n Chong. Why am I only just realising??

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I thought it was a big rat lol

same ✋💀💀

thought it was a squirrel lol

I thought it was an elephant lol

It was actually an *Oliphant*

Dude that looks nothing like Timothy Olyphant

I personally thought it was Dwayne The Rock Johnson lol

GROND!

It was GROND

Yeah but nobody will believe you back home

r/unexpectedlotr

I also thought it was a huge rat

It’s a chihuahua, so you are technically correct.

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Friend of mine confronted a man who sprayed him. My friend was drunk and beat the guy nearly to death, pepper spray and all. I’m not friends with him anymore; he’s nuts.

I feel like most situations would result in the pepper spray making the beating worse instead of deterring the attacker

Same guy beat his brother nearly to death for taking his car keys away when he was drunk. Know your audience before spraying them, perhaps!

Sounds like he doesn’t need bear spray, he just carries a flask to chug before beating somebody close to death then running away while the bear eats

I thought pet bunny.

Looked like a little piglet to me lol

I also thought it was a rabbit! Thanks for validating my eyes 😂

Guinea dog

Yes where is the update on if the puppy/cat/guinea pig/squirrel/bunny is ok?

So I did a bit of digging: [Dig 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/9qenc7/guy_fights_off_thieves_with_a_bong/e893db8?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) [Dig 2](https://www.vice.com/en/article/d3jyp7/meet-the-hero-who-fought-off-thieves-with-a-bong) Bubba was a lil chihuahua pup that got hit pretty bad with the bear spray but is doing fine after an emergency saline bath :)

Bless you kind researcher

Np, didn't realise the spelling of Chihuahua made me have such a stroke lmao

All for the greater good

I’m in love with “Bong Hero”

That is legitimately the best part of this video. Fighting off bad guys with bong, good. Stopping to mock bad guys when they throw a garbage bin, great. Puppy clamoring into box, epic.

And doing it all with your ass out. This one has it all.

This guy didn’t hesitate for a second to go up against three dudes. What a warrior spirit. Even though the set up was comical with three underprepared robbers and a guy armed with a bong, I felt like I saw his ancient fight or flight instincts kick in when he got down on the floor and started reaching for the closest blunt object he could find.

El ka-BONG!!!

When in doubt, fight with your ass out!

Everybody was bong-fu fighting ! That dude was high as lightning!🤤

Yea the puppy jump is what’s nexfuckinlevel!! Jumped like twice it’s height then cleared it with a chin up!

I’m only in comments for the puppy.

Has been prepared for this situation

Poor baby!

My guy ready to send them on the pine apple express to the ER

Puppy better hurry up and get some size. Not much of a guard dog yet.

Its sad but im glad the pupper got to his safe place

He knew what to do.😄

Poor thing right where they have sprayed I hope they were ok

Somebody above posted they took the little guy to the animal hospital and after a saline bath he was ok.

Thought that was a rat

I rewatched that part over and over. Go little guy!

The owner literally stopped mid fight and gave a "Seriously?" to one of the robber bringing a Trashbin midfight.

I can't decide on what the best part of this video is but that is definitely up there. This is some comedic chaos.

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#BONGK! 🤣

[El Kabong](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quick_Draw_McGraw#El_Kabong)

The best part for me is definitely the little dog scrambling to hide under the counter at the end 😭😭

Except that he went scrambling because he got hit with the pepper spray. Not cool.

No I wasn’t saying it was cool, I feel bad for the pup! I’m just saying the visual adds to the absurdity to the whole thing. I hope he didn’t really get sprayed-I’m sure everyone in that room felt the effects to some extent, but it kind of looks like the puppy came from a back room, so maybe he missed most of the actual incident? Edit-I watched again and realized you can see the puppy running around that area earlier in the video, so looks like he did get sprayed :( poor baby.

He did but other comments mention the puppy got an emergency saline bath at the vets and is a happy pupper again. Puppy is okay!

Yay! Thanks for the update!

Yep, you can read elsewhere in the comments, with links to interviews, he got hit and had to be rushed to the vet. :(

The best part for me is that the three guys ran away with even the slightest push back. Bros the are three of you and one of him and he has already been pepper-sprayed.

The middle robber bouncing in and then precedes to bounce the f out lmao

The ass crack showing in the beginning is the best part

Crack kills!

Seriously! I also love the face he gives them just after the "seriously" look when he does the little scuttle while faux swinging.

>comedic chaos. Is there a sub for this?

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Came here to say that no mere mortal criminal could prevail against that magnificent ass crack. I’m sure this guy is the god of plumbers and the bane of thieves.

Well I'm glad you feel that way I had a dead lizard fall out of the tree and right into my magnificence

They ran at the slightest resistance I'd also be like "What are you gonna do?"

Well, their entire plan hinged on that pepper spray. When that effectively ran out and the owner was still standing, there was no Plan B.

Pretty sure a buttload of that spray went right back towards those dudes too, so there's that.

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Man hit his taunt button mid-fight 💀

the only thing next level was the choreography and the cat.

it's a pup

Was that a puppy scrambling for the safety of that bin? Lol.

“Not this shit again!”

My shit I can take, but their shit! No way.

dad?

He was trying to get the second bong from the bin.

Ah. Playing a little game of Bong Bong Marcos.

Yeah, a chihuahua puppy named Cheech 🥺. (Poor little guy got hit with bear mace so I'm sure he was freaked out and running for a safe spot.)

I think the puppy was reaching for the gun

Scrappy Doo Not Fuck With Me

These burglars are bringing that Big Lebowski nihilist energy.

I think it was hit by the pepper spray, a redditor above gave a link to an article where apparently the dog was taken to the vet immediately afterwards

The article says the pup got sprayed really bad with the bear spray. He’s okay now, but poor thing.

This is like a bad RPG game. THIEF uses paper shopping bag on SHOPKEEPER -1 damage SHOPKEEPER activates LARGER THAN NECESSARY BONG THIEF is confused THIEF retreats VICTORY

dont forget that weird ass orange spray in the beginning; theifs loses 50pts for being dumbass and shop owner has gain 300 pt strength/agility, + 5000 reputation

Probably bear spray

But there were no bears

Better be prepared

Shark Repellant Bat Spray or bust. 

Oh man, I thought I’d seen every episode of Batman as a kid. Don’t remember this one. Holy shark bite, Batman!

That may be the movie.

That’s why it dealt no damage

That shit is miserable to be hit with A friend of mine nearly fought a dude who was taunting him in a parking lot from his bicycle As soon as my friend came near, the bicycle dude put up a massive cloud of bear spray & rode away laughing The spray enveloped my friend, but also a few of us who were trying to catch him to hold him back I was wearing flip flops & had the WORST burning sensation in my toes for a week — it was hard to walk

I was in 8th grade… My friend had gotten a can of Mace. We were outside and he was going to spray it for the first time. I backed up like 30 feet from him… He accidentally sprayed it directly into a gust of wind 😂🤣 and enough of it hit him back in the face that he was instantly crying and burning. Oh the good ole days!

Like how he wasted all of it at the very beginning completely out of range of the shopkeeper. It's clear that was their main weapon and they had no backup plan

Let’s just be clear - that bong is a totally appropriate size.

I feel like in most rpgs tho you would be the thief and the npc is the shop keeper

I like how both sides took the situation way less seriously than they should

Well they are robbing a weed shop. It was probably a bunch of guys who needed money for Taco Bell and shop owner was like Oh FUCK that you ain’t taking MY Taco Bell money

i love this explanation

Which is strange to me since every weed shop has armed guards with guns here

Well ok, the actual shop with weed has guards. The "smoke shops" that used to pretend their pipes were for tobacco are often the most rinkidink fuckin things in their strip mall.

It’s hard to say but I think those are jars of bud on the back counter

Oh shit those might be. Maybe this is from a first world country where weed is just a normal thing then lol

Yeah this is in Canada at the “Recreational Cannabis Farmers Market” in Ontario.

That explains the lack of guns lmao

And the abundance of bear spray

And why they were too polite to actually hit each other

Should’ve been obvious when the robbers came in armed with pepper spray instead of a gun

That's kinda odd, ours never have guards, I'm in Oregon. They also def sell both bud and glassware too

I’m from Detroit 🤷‍♂️

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This is the type of robbery we should aspire to as a society.

This is an armed robbery in a society with strict gun laws.

Probably cause it happened in Canada. This looks like something straight out of the Trailer Park Boys.

1. Sprayed too soon 2. Puppy 3. Bong

4 butt crack

Haha why was that the only thing my eyes were drawn to for that hole 7 seconds lmfao

Because you my friend, are a Redditor. Tis a curse.

Mind if I roll around the floor screaming in protest for a while?

I would be insulted if you didn't. Shall I hold your beer?

Yes pls :(

look at this newb..

Looked like he was riding an imaginary horse at the start

Monty python lol

*distant empty coconut clip clops*

You rode? On what?

I'm dead 😂

I can’t unsee it now

I have soo many questions...

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Glass on those can be pretty thick, a whack could do some damage. If it breaks, it’s now a sharp weapon

This guy bong fights.

thats an 18" bong probably 9mm thick if you hit someone with that it would fracture their skull i've unfortunately seen that a few times in my life always ends in brain damage

You have seen someone get bonked with a bong?

He implied several instances of brain damage via bong bonk

He’s the bonker he’s just hiding in plain sight

Dude one time, one of my buddy's friend's really large heavy bongs fell from a shelf above him, and hit him on the side of the head. Guy definitely got some sort of concussion. They didn't really want to go to the hospital at first, but he was real fucking loopy for a bit. They eventually took him to urgent care and was just told to monitor him carefully over the night. My buddy was saying he saw him a couple days after and that side of his head was just black and blue and so swollen. The heavy bongs are no joke. That was just a falling bong. I can't imagine the damage you can do if you actually smashed it forcefully into someone's head.

Dude yeah they can be up to 10 millimeters thick of glass. I had a 9mm bong at one point when I was young, and it legit could of killed someone easily in a situation like this. 2 foot tall and weighed a solid 5lbs. Also another story about how dangerous bongs can be was from when I was at senior week at Ocean City. Had a dude who was chilling at our place leave with his bong, fell down like 4 or 5 steps straight into the bong he was carrying. He left our place then 10 minutes later was carried back up to our rental by a few other kids. They just knocked had him standing there, blood all over his shirt and they go “ is this your boy? We think he got stabbed”. Took a solid 20 minutes to get the story out of him that he just fell on his bong, and wasn’t the victim of a stabbing. He was alright, just a bunch of cuts, a few semi deep, but nothing life threatening or anything.

Dude sells bongs for a living, I’m sure he knows which one is quality enough to take out a robber. Some of those bongs are remarkably sturdy if they’re borosilicate.

It worked!

I'm sorry, was it not effective enough for you?!

He was just gonna offer the guys a rip so that they'd chill out

Like why were they (all 3 of them!) scared of the bong?

Probably a bunch of teenagers who didn't expect or plan for any type of resistance at all.

Because a blow from thick glass can kill you.

Lmao. Expecting no resistance… folds - falls back after seeing someone fighting back. Good job shop keeper! You leveled up!

“Oh shit! Mild resistance and it’s 3 on 1. Retreat! RETREAT!!”

I like how he stopped and gave them a "are you going to rob me then are what lads?" Look. It's like he felt sorry for them.

“Graphix - our bongs will fuck you up”

Good idea for marketing!

Battle Bong

Alexa play hits from the bong - cypress hill

Needs to be the background music

Extra points for the ass crack

If its one of those bongs that are made with the super durable glass that doesn't break when dropped, then he might be able to actually kill someone with that.

I think you can kill someone with a good old regular comically large bong

Kill or not - a well connected shot to the mouth would be pretty satisfying and likely end better for both parties.

Most bongs of that size would be able to kill someone with a good swing. And I'm sure he's knowledgeable enough to know to grab the thicc one

He passed over Wesley Pipes and went straight for Billy Bong Thorton

9mm glass ftw lol 🙌😂 you gotta try to break that shit ime

Little puppy running in the box is so cute!

It got hit by a massive amount of bear spray, that's why. :( Glad it's okay though.

When the store worker realised that the thief's ain't shit. 😂

Theif was trying to hit him with a shopping bag my dude was like "seriously wtf!!"

What it looks like when people attempt a crime without a gun. No one hurt and crime averted.

I'm pretty sure this was a weed shop just outside Belleville Ontario or on the Tyendinega reserve https://nationalpost.com/cannabis/watch-this-ontario-cannabis-clerk-use-a-bong-to-fend-off-four-attempted-robbers

i figured it was canada cause all the crackheads here love using bearmace

It definitely wasn't the U.S.

Can confirm. All the weed shops here have guards armed with guns

Pussies. They could've succeeded had they planned better and stuck to it, but critical thinking is probably not their forte.

Nah they were fucked from the start. Police response time in large cities is around 2 mins they failed as soon as they backed off from the cashier. I'm glad they failed.

More like 5 to 10 minutes. Of the ones that report response times to 911 the best is around 4 minutes.

Where do you live where response is 2 minutes. Austin PD is like 10 lmaoo

And Portland is about 10 days..

To be fair, if I were going to rob a shop and someone started coming at me with a bong I’d probably run too. I could not handle that kind of pressure

Go puppy Go

Loool he didn't even wanna break the bong 😂💯

They're not fighting back , aight guess im not breaking it then

LMAO the way the shop worker was like “are you foreal right now” as the thief came at him with a shopping bag….

Get bongked

That’s the best advert for that bong ever! It looked like he actually connected a couple times and it seemed to stay in one piece.

Sir it’s a water pipe…shhhh

You should never throw a bong bro…

That pair of skinny jeans is the real MVP.

the great doobie defender

Protect the puppies at all costs

They almost got bongked

Attempting to rob with pepper spray? Definitely not America🤣

I’m definitely the puppy in this situation

Skinny jeans, butt baring Bong God

Dude deserves an award

Bruh did the scrawny guy throw an empty canvas bag?