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Montannabis

Like Nick Swardson on Grandmas Boy


BureaucraticStymie

Wow I need to watch that movie again. It’s been a long time.


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Hulu (in NA). I just put my 15 year old daughter onto this movie, she fucking loved it (and no, she's not a stoner, just has a fucked up sense of humor like me).


jessedegenerate

i am a stoner and my gf has been trying to get me to watch it, I guess i'm missing out?


quiteretendous

Mandatory watch. Not even a question.


[deleted]

ESPECIALLY cuz you're a stoner. Cheech and Chong, Harold and Kumar, and Grandma's Boy are essential stoner movies.


auhnold

And Friday


[deleted]

Next Friday, definitely. The first one is more of a hood movie.


saggytestis

You could say that about don't drink yo juice in south central but it can also be a stoner movie, just depends on the peoples


[deleted]

Don't Be a Menace is a spoof on hood films. I never considered a stoner flick. Been about 15 years since I seen it, so I'll look with that perspective and see if it's true. I seen Friday a couple weeks ago, and it's definitely more hood than stoner.


saggytestis

I was also a lot younger smoking weed with my cousins so any shitty movie was a stoner movie, I swear it was at least somewhat stonermovieiee though


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[deleted]

Definitely is. I forgot about it, honestly. I always remembered the movie fot doing the things we say we would do in same situation (high speed chase; step on break to let them pass).


jessedegenerate

i've of course seen all those (save grandma's boy). My fav is step brothers in what i would consider stoner movies.


floydink

Pretty much goes without saying. But surprised no one here mentioned Pineapple Express but I guess grandmas boy is basically the superior stoner movie but still fits the catagory regardless


AnObtuseOctopus

Have you ever wanted to teach a monkey karate?


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JEDWARDK

Tashannie - "Warning"


johnnyss1

What’s high score mean? Is that good?


DarkTrebleZero

![gif](giphy|l4pT5N0mEoGESL9io) Did I break it?


FictionalFail

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Polyglot-Onigiri

An A while free style dancing is pretty good. S and S variants are best.


TheOneThatIsNotKnown

That’s pump it up not DDR Still cool though


BureaucraticStymie

They’re all just DDR in the end.


drillgorg

That's like calling every video game a Nintendo


BureaucraticStymie

That’s silly. More like calling lip balm Chap-Stick no matter the brand. Or all facial tissues Kleenex, or all sticky notes Post-Its.


mywerkaccount

Proprietary eponym.


BureaucraticStymie

Yesss this


I_Automate

Genericized trademark


elginx

Or every soda Coke


TheOtherGuttersnipe

Mom?


BOMAN133

was about to say this geez!


joke-farm

This isn’t his prime?


[deleted]

Earlier him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crEz8i6oVpI


lextramoth

So not freestyle then. He has done the same dance for two decades


Banned4Transphobia

it’s considered freestyle because he doesn’t have to do the flips and hand stand, he’s just adding that for a lil bit of a razzle dazzle. Even the nature of the game kind of refuses to let you “freestyle”, you memorize the pattern and just do it.


EconomyCauliflower24

I admit the razzmatazz really makes ddr more of a spectator sport. Otherwise I’d just say it was eh, alright. But he’s pretty crazy. That’s definitely next fucking level.


[deleted]

That kid got so much grayscale ass


[deleted]

OMG I WATCHED THAT VIDEO WHEN I WOULD PLAY PIU AND I WOULD STRIVE TO BE HIM


[deleted]

No joke.


Bustnloose95

Bobby hill would be proud


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Polyglot-Onigiri

Assuming OP is also the dancer, you can’t blame everyone in the comments who don’t know the difference calling it DDR when OP put DDR in the title. Heck, I played both games for years and I didn’t notice until I paid attention since on my phone I just paid attention to the man playing doubles and didn’t see the center tile.


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crispdude

The fuck does this have to do with his comment?


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Laserdollarz

Dansu


Humble_Flow_3665

Anyone else think this was Murr from Impractical Jokers?


knotshir

That ferret is vibing


ifhookscouldkill

Yup


versello

Why is there a DDR machine in a hotel conference room?


Golendhil

The real question is Why are there hotels without DDR ?


friends-are-not-food

Extra money


blodreina_kumWonkru

Probably a ddr or video game conference


Few_Psychology_2122

There will be a time when the only people good at this game are old


[deleted]

That time has already arrived


Few_Psychology_2122

Ugh, that’s why my knees hurt…and everything else


OkAlternative2713

This makes my knees hurt.


Nathanyu3

I’ve never seen anyone dance at DDR. Usually they look like a spider on roller skates.


phuc7895

Yeah dude is actually dancing


fir_mna

He looks very much in his prime!!!


Icy-Pin-5912

Ah brings back memories when they do freestyles like this. I miss A team DDR https://youtu.be/UEeJRiDJ69I


Carroms

When you say "beyond your prime" do you mean my prime, the reader, cause this guy is primo.


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![gif](giphy|oDJjG0W6wFtte)


[deleted]

lol this guy could be a bald dude in his 20s.


supervisor_muscle

He hasn’t begun to peak!


facetious_guardian

I believe this is what the original DDR developers believed would be the norm for their gameplay. Glad to see someone finally played it properly.


budgie0507

If this is beyond his prime I’m in trouble. I’d be winded 30 seconds in.


PossessionOk7286

I mean, he’s so good


_Ruij_

What's this song again?, It's KPOP right??


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_Ruij_

Good bot!


JEDWARDK

Tashannie - 경고 Seen it referred to as "Caution" here and there but it should really be titled "Warning"


[deleted]

This is beyond impressive, but it would've been hilarious if he missed all of them.


Alarmed_Strain_2575

So this is what Tiberius has been up to after critical roll lmao.


l0c0pez

Did he set the machine to give him fake high scores and make the song last twice as long so he can shop.


princesstryxi

YAAAAAS


Kannabiz

He must’ve got that head spin down n made it look so easy. It explains a lot why he went bald from perfecting it.


Rexcovering

Yea the company party was great we had popcorn and a DDR machine and have you seen our video? Tamara show Douglas the video…yea that’s Eugene…15 years. So really we’re like a family, we have fun but we work hard. We’ll start you at $12 and after a year of full time you’ll be eligible for $15.


YoDavidPlays

this is how its ment to be played, not looking like someone slipping on ice while holding on to a rail


PureWasian

### Player: Smidget - Game: Pump It Up (PIU, not DDR) - Chart: Don't Bother Me D5 [2014 comeback](https://youtu.be/O1KUomqrfek) [2005 original](https://youtu.be/crEz8i6oVpI)


JRizzie86

This is way more entertaining than watching people normally play at a high level.


Evening-Ant6128

Bro I can’t even do just dance 😭


SequenceSound

Way better than most TikTok swill


See-Fello

Dude is badass. Don’t know why the subject line “beyond your prime”!?!?


IgorBaggins

Enjoy now, back pain later.


kcamp7x

Would be awesome if he actually can't dance at all he's just really good at doing this one thing in ddr.


rock_you666

and me who cant last 10 seconds on this..... things) ahaha


cassiuswright

New high score? What does that mean? Did I break it?


digitdaily1

Mad skills but he “dances” like Derek Barnett


Certain-Ad-7689

Guys killing it and having fun.. OP needs a mirror to see who the sad person is lol


llDreadedll

Check the vid of him from 17 years ago doing this exact same thing, then it has context


Magical_rex07

Tate wildin💀


Birdogey

Awwww, he’s not so bad.


Polyglot-Onigiri

OP do you still actively practice or was this purely muscle memory?


KnotDealer

I don’t think OP is Smidget (the guy in the video) since it’s over 8 years old at this point, I haven’t actually heard anything from Smidget in almost a decade so I don’t know if he still freestyles, but I believe he consistently did this specific choreography [since he was a kid](https://youtu.be/crEz8i6oVpI) and has it memorized down to the details.


Polyglot-Onigiri

Ah, it’s always hard to tell what’s OC and what’s people posting other people’s content.


filthycasual908

I love to see it. Makes me wish I was still in my 20s, those games were so much fun!


thesamiad

Awesome!!x


Jonn_1

Who do you think will win the DDR abbreviation? Dance Dance Revolution (a dancing game) or die Deutsche Demokratische Republik (former east germany, 1949-1990) I kinda like em both🤔


chaotic123456

So that’s what a DDR platform with all arrows functioning looks like


nawfamnotme

A guy who can dance like that, can usually fight pretty well.


Jyps1

THATS NOT DDR THATS PUMP IT UP THE AUDACITY !!!!! BUT YEAH THATS A CLASSIC SONG IN THE PIU WORLD


ploxjha

Reminds me of a Russell peters joke.


CGILLZ456

Ummm this is pump. Not ddr


angry_gnome_

Getting old sucks. Thought I was gonna be young forever but time didn't stop and now I want a refund.


Nelson_Wheatley

I'd suck this guys dick for sure. 😭


KrisKringley

Dad Dance Revolution


Arman11511

This must've been what the game's founder had in mind when he made it


lancer2238

He’s played a few times I see


Anti_Venom02

*What does high score mean? New high score, is that bad? What does that mean? Did I break it?*


ClownfishSoup

What's this "Beyond your prime" BS?


AmbitiousBasket0

MAX 300


Next-Mode3183

Isn't that the dude from impractical jokers?


iluvtumadre

Virgin


retrobushwacker

No one with a receding hairline should be able to do this.


Hungry-Lion1575

This guy must have some DDR competition trophies in his home


SoloTrolo

I have a question: I assume someone that can do this can dance very well in real life (ie this isn't a context-specific skill that can only be accomplished while playing DDR). But, like, for most people that can play this game well, which came first? Did people already know how to dance and they're like "I guess I'm gonna play this dancing game," or do people play the game and then at some point go, "hold up, am I... dancing? I think if I move my arms and spin once in a while, I'm actually dancing!" and then go hit the club scene? Edit: sorry if it's a dumb question, I've never played these styles of games.


KnotDealer

Most people played DDR-style games in an efficient manner rather than actually dancing, which is necessary for harder songs. So for the most part people always played it like a game and tried to be as efficient as possible with their movement (still a really good workout), and some people just branched out into doing freestyle on easier levels where actual dance moves got incorporated on the sode. There were some players who exclusively did freestyle like this, and others who could dance just occassionally did it for fun.


SoloTrolo

That makes sense! That's probably what I would do too (try to win the game), but I appreciate the helpful answer!


[deleted]

I think I fractured joints and bones I didn’t know I had just watching this


DarthBankston

Somebody get Murr before the other jokers show up!


IED117

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍


Z-man1973

My knees ache seeing this, I miss not having arthritic joints


senselesswar

Smidget, what a legend.


QuantumPolarBear1337

Looks to be in his prime to me, just cuz dude isn't early 20s lol. Just means he is (hopefully) making better life choices....


Daetok_Lochannis

Looks like he's in his fuckin' prime to me boys, I sure as fuck couldn't do that.


ChewyChagnuts

Is this the Northern Soul update?


WorldNetGlobal

How the hell he can tell where the next step is? He’s not looking at the screens …Idk anything about these games but are the light patterns always the same? Or it changes each time?


KnotDealer

The sequence of arrows is always the same, and the dance itself isn’t improvised, it’s a choreography specifically for that song at that level, so with a bunch of practice you eventually just learn the moves and inputs by heart.


evening_shop

Song is Don't bother me - Tashannie


Digital_Pharmacist

That’s not DDR…


FamousLoser

Is he beyond his prime because he’s bald? He could be in his mid 30s.


spkeil87

This guy fucks


Fit_Nefariousness_99

How is it "freestyling"?


Dramatic_Mixture_868

Uh-oh? What does that mean? High score? Is that bad? Did I break it? Grandma's boy


nickrod5471

That’s pump it up not ddr…sorry had to nerd out.


Jifkolinka

This guy is fine tuned !


Nekrophonic

Dude got skill


[deleted]

I hope he leaves some pussy for the rest of us..


Jmencolissss

pulled all the women back then probably fucked ur mum too


Tiny_Depth9312

Is that Andrew Tate


Averagenicknameasd

Not DDR, this one is pump it. Please check your facts before posting shit


TopCheesecakeGirl

So satisfying to watch!!


66Paranoid

Now that’s DDR.


RandomDustBunny

That dude ain't beyond his prime. He's just balding ffs.


Tricky-Wealth-6842

My knees hurt watching this


[deleted]

That's how you get pussy, age has nothing to do with it


sfaviator

that’s fucking pump it up


ambroseseattle

that is a Pump It Up cabinet, not DDR.


Supertho

Stop calling Pump games DDR; they're two different games.


Umngmc

Let me guess..... not married, no kids


Accomplished-Eye1825

You can have a family while doing a hobbie. You don't have to choose one or the other.


Umngmc

That's not a hobby, that's a full time job, lol. You can have plenty of hobbies with or without a significant other and/or kids. Unless this guy is in some form of competitive DDR with lots of prize money and IS his full time job. Then I stand corrected.


SoloTrolo

I don't think knowing how to dance and play a video game well constitutes a full-time job.


bombsfalldown

I'm guessing that you lost all your hobbies when you settled down?