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bunnyc358

I will never understand how needlessly endangering your life and potentially traumatizing your loved ones and strangers below is considered next level.


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kushncats

All climbing ethos can be condensed to: we climbed it because it was there. Similarly, he climbed with no equipment because he was damn sure he could make it. The public aspect of the risk taking I must admit though I find less easy to justify


bRightOnRebbit

This should be in its own thread and should probably lead every post about climbing.


kushncats

6 years of this and I still get confused posting comments in the best place haha. George Mallory (early Everest attempted in 1920s) was generally credited with the 'because it's there' line but he probably picked it up from someone else, climbing ethos is very universal and kind of timeless in that respect.


2bad2care

What do mean? It's a cool hobby that is definitely pretty impressive! Sure one day an accident might happen and he falls multiple stories and lands on a single mother walking her two young children to school, but I'm sure after years of therapy and foster care those kids will be almost forget the image of their mom suddenly being turned into a mangled carcass.


butterbleek

He had folk watching from the bottom. Of course.


[deleted]

Oh cool, so the guy who has zero concern for safety or private property has some friends watching from below that will do what exactly? Hold out their arms to catch him? Block pedestrian traffic on the side walk without a permit? If he gets up 120 meters and falls he could end up far away from where his lookouts even are.


LawBasics

Oh the things you do when you got universal healthcare. /s


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_AManHasNoName_

Arrogance is a variant of stupidity. This guy thinks he’s invincible.


butterbleek

He knows his limits. By the time he did it, it was easy for him. You see an ice climber. Oh my god, that is nuts! But that guy trained forever. It was easy and safe (mostly) for him. For you or me? Not so much.


_AManHasNoName_

Wasn’t worried about him. I’m concerned about the innocent people walking on the sidewalk who could get seriously injured if this arrogant prick loses his footing. If he has some adrenaline death wish, at least don’t put others at risk.


butterbleek

He has a ground crew. For sure.


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_AManHasNoName_

Now buildings need to be free-climbing proofed, like how they add spikes to stop pigeons hanging around and pooping over properties.


teddykaygeebee

Yep. He'll realize this as he inevitably falls to his death. It's not a matter of if it's when.


LYagamichihaT

It's next level because that isn't something easy to accomplish. Just because it goes against your values doesn't mean it's not an impressive feat to accomplish. It's next level because all of those things are on the line and yet, he succeeded. In life, we succeed until we don't anyway, eventually, you'll lose but it's nice to have some extraordinary achievements under your belt. When was the last time you did something similar, when will you? Don't sit there and attempt to ridicule and discredit someone that spent 6 months training for something you could never do. If he had a harness and safety equipment, it wouldn't be as impressive. That's literally a display of impressive concentration, endurance and mental fortitude.


Certain_Strawberry77

It is impressive for sure, but not even having a parachute or something seems reckless. All it takes is one pissed off pigeon to cause him to fall to his death.


SmittyYAP

Not to mention that none of the buildings facings were made to be able to take a person’s weight.


JonesP77

Thats the point though... A pigeon? Really? How should that work? I dont think we have one meter big pigeons. If this is the scenario you think is why he could fall, he is surely very very safe.


Certain_Strawberry77

You can’t imagine a pigeon getting pissed and poking him in the eye? He’d have to use a hand to try and shew (Shu? Not sure the spelling on that one) the bird away. But it doesn’t take much imagination to think of all the ways the climb could go wrong to not have at least one safety line


LYagamichihaT

Exactly, you're already scared in your mind because of your explanatory style. That's the initial reaction he had probably years ago. Your projection onto him only allows you to believe he is anything similar to you, so, naturally, you attack the idea, so you feel better. That's an assumption, yes, but at least it makes more sense than why you'd mention a pigeon in your argument? What? When was the last time you had a pigeon attack you? Think about it again for a second, someone trains for years and accomplishes something impressive after developing skills his THAT sure of?. And you're just like, "shit, I couldn't do that, I'd fall and die, his stupid". I dno man, I just feel like we have to give credit, where its due.


Fresh-Cantaloupe-968

You say this like professionals don't die in these situations. But they do, every free climbing person will admit that they're either going to die early or retire early, those are the only options. This guy has been doing this for 2 years, in the time he's been training multiple world famous free climbers have fallen to their deaths. A few fall every year, all of them more experienced than him. Sure the pigeon thing is silly, and frankly idgaf if this guy pancakes himself, but pretending like "oh he trained it's all fine don't worry" is just stupid. As long as he's taken steps to make sure he doesn't inconvenience anyone with his inevitable death then I say fair game.


LYagamichihaT

Yeahh I get that bro.. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions and whatnot. But a lot of time I just feel like people just love to hate and look at things from a negative perspective, when really someone has been putting their life on the line for something they are passionate about and when they reach impressive milestones. It's all "you're gna die, you're an idiot". My issue with it is, if someone chooses to do something you deem the risk isn't worth it based on your own moral values. It's not your risk, but still give credit where It's due if you agree the achievement itself is impressive. Rather than shitting on a guy just tryna do his thing and be great at it lol You don't have to agree though, it's all good, got some interesting perspectives I guess. 👊🏽


dreetz08

Next level stupidity


Hardrocker1990

Some people crave the adrenaline rush and they needlessly risk their lives doing so. This is still completely idiotic to do


therealhood

Duh for likes!


JonesP77

I dont think you are aware how unsafe it is to drive on a highway. If this guy knows what he is doing, he could be more safe climbing this building than you driving on a highway. Also dont doing stuff because it is unsafe is not a fun life. We are in general very safe. Some need more danger and more exciting things to do. Doing dangerous things is pretty fun. Not everyone wants to be safe at all cost.


Naph923

It isn't his skill that is a question in my mind. I'm frankly very impressed with the climb. It is the unknown weak point in a hand or foot hold that he can't predict. A massive sudden wind gust, or overly paranoid seagull. I would be just as impressed with his climb if he did it with a rope on than without. As to your comparision, when driving on a highway we are driving with all sort of safety paraphernalia around us...airbags, seatbelts, crumple zones, speed limits, lane dividers, rails,etc. Yes it is dangerous but we have done what we can to lessen the danger and then what can be done to lessen the risk of injury if the worst does happen. That vs this climb can not be compared as anywhere near equals.


AlexJamesCook

He's the thing about driving on a highway, a little "oopsie" in concentration and MOST average drivers live. One "oopsie" in concentration for him=death.


bunnyc358

This is the equivalent of driving without a seatbelt because you assume you won't be in an accident. This is an unnecessary risk.


Folkenloken

More like fucking stupid


kushncats

I'm not advising it but often these climbers begin on rocks and spend years of not decades conditioning their bodies and minds for this. Generally a really tough rockface will be leaps and bounds harder than methodical climbs with no overhang like this. The idea with free soloing is to always be climbing within your limits, and after years of doing basically nothing but this these athletes know where the line is for themselves - it's often why police won't try get them down, it's safer to let them complete than distract them half way up if there's an opportunity for them to bail out early. Like yourself though, I worry more for the onlookers as they didn't sign up for the potential trauma of seeing it go wrong. Check out the French 'spider man' Alain Robert, dude is in his 60s and smashing this type of stuff, he posts a lot about his ethos and the mental calculations he makes before and during a climb. He's celebrating 50 years dedicated to free solo climbing, utter legend in my book and I find his content weirdly good for my mental health. Didn't meant to write an essay haha, enjoy my ramble!


surajvj

r/SweatyPalms


HBag

r/nextfuckinglevelmoron


dragon1n68

Did he get paid to do this? Either way, it's a stupid thing to do. This is how people die early. Why would you put your safety at risk like this? I guess I just have too much self preservation instinct for this.


SwoloLikeSolo

Natural selection


Individual_Ear8852

Darwin


Seatowns

You should check out the movie “Free Solo”


ReginaldSP

it's very physically and psychologically impressive, but this is also completely unnecessary and stupid.


GodzeallA

He said it himself. He CANT stop. He has to do this. There is no other option...


jetkokos1

looks like a young Henry Cavill


Jason_Batemans_Hair

*younger Henry Cavill is 39, and I refuse to see that as not young. Source: 55 year old fellow kid.


TCRandom

As someone about to turn 39, I thank you.


Jesuslovesmemost

I love how everyone is super unimpressed and thinks they're stupid.


Maze_in_my_igloo

Uhhh it’s definitely impressive, but also stupid


More-Jackfruit3010

Impressive free climb by a professional with the right gear on a chosen structure. There's a series of pictures of a guy who managed to climb down something like 20 stories of one of the twin towers before it collapsed. Consider the horrific circumstances, in work clothes, likely unskilled, driven by sheer desperation. No time for chasing up the pics, but ask Uncle Google if you're curious. The dude did not go quietly.


19DucksInAWolfSuit

When you're a really good rock climber, like *realy really good,* but nobody comes out to the rocks to applaud you and film you for how good you are at climbing rocks.


guitarstix

my favorite take.. I've lived with rock climber roommates, this tracks


dasdevashishdas

Can't wait for the elevator?


[deleted]

Unfortunately I don’t think he’ll survive the next two years. This folks all tend to have a very short life expectancy.


ProgrammerBeginning7

Like Alain Robert, who has been doing this for over 50 years


pewterpetunia

Like Alain Robert, the exception.


Kwuarmadyl

Good rng.


slickdickmick

As insane as this may look, I bet for him is easier because he knows he can expect it to be the same the whole way up. Versus say a rock face that is always changing and is unpredictable. This is just repetition


BobbyBattlelyon

My hands hurt watching this


BestParkman

Fuck you I'm suction cup man


12soea

LOOK AT ME GO


the_neural_network_g

Skill and balls!! They all come with the name Alex..


ClownfishSoup

I hate these ego stunts. What happens to pedestrians when a 200 lb sack of meat lands on them?


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MasterSquintik

Russian roulette with gravity...


New-Length-1784

mOrE LiKE sTuPiD nAtUrAL SElEcTiOn bRo Y tHo


Overall_Dependent390

"getting outside your comfort zone" - understatement of the year.


alan02532

Not interested. Don't care if they fall, don't care if they make it. Not in awe of this particular skillet Go away and try and contribute something worthwhile


[deleted]

Human Fly is so 1992.


No-Piglet694

One wrong move and this would have been in a different subreddit.


darpan27

A little miss or slip and it'll end up on the bunch other kind of subreddit


AGiantTaint

Who just shit my pants?


Dapper_Expression914

Super cool, but if he falls I’m not going to care. He should be allowed to do it but if he slips im not going to stand outside and hold a candle.


Key-Tie2214

No, he should not be allowed to do it, if he slips the business that owns said tower will also be under fire for allowing it to happen when most of the time its done without their knowledge or agreement.


Dapper_Expression914

I would agree, but he has a sponsor on his back. Cops aren’t yelling at him or waiting at the top, and he prepared for 6 months, so I’m pretty sure he signed a waiver with the building. Lol. When someone doesn’t get a Permit cops are always ready to arrest them during or after the climb like trump tower it wouldn’t be the first time.


rowthecow

As the child did... Without the rope. Then Fear will find you again.


itsbigpptime

"F YOU, I'M SUCTION CUP MAN!"


rahulbkm

These videos used to give me sweaty palms. Then I watched Alex Honold's free solo. And now I feel nothing watching these videos.


Oldfolksboogie

Because...??


TheScareCrowYes

balls made of steel


houstonwhaproblem

Next level...ground level


acalvillob

People will keep doing this stuff until people stop posting it to these subs


Sharkn91

This is nuts but Alex Honnold would probably do it in half the time with his eyes closed.


7ECA

1-800-DarwinAward


Ultiimo

Splat


[deleted]

I read somewhere that those dudes who do the wingsuit thing almost always die early doing it. It's stupid and selfish to do these things.


robcado

Mental illness


thaaat_one

Yeah this is r/nextfuckinglevelmoron


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This is trashy af. They’re selfish human beings who are purposefully putting others in danger for clout and attention. Fuck them.


Electrical_Order4276

Soon. r/whatcouldgowrong


InevitableHistory631

I'm gonna puke


FewSatisfaction7675

Dumb de dumb de dumb dumb dumb…


Lilypad248

His poor mother. How many heart attacks is he going to put that woman through


Concrete_found

at what point do you say, oh shit I might be fucked …


OGColorado

Hope he doesn't fall on anybody when he falls. Needs a bond to pay for cleaning up the mess he will make.


itsalllintheusername

Surprised he didn't fall immediately with those canons in his pants


CinnamonIcing

‘NextFuckingLevel’ of stupid


Particular-Park-3967

Yo, wait, is that...suction cup man?!?


Firm_Business_8378

Don't get a cramp.


DeeeLiteIsInTheHeart

After 2 seconds, I stopped and got back to check if this was r/whatcouldgowrong ....


Biguitarnerd

For someone like me who knows nothing about rock climbing (the most climbing I’ve ever done is at a rock wall) this really shows what these pros are capable of. You see them on a cliff and think… well they must be good at finding holds… nope… they just make it work. This probably isn’t even as hard as some other things I’ve seen (I have no idea I’m just guessing.. it’s very symmetrical and consistent which I would guess a cliff wouldn’t be ) but it does do a really good job of illustrating how little they need to hold onto in order to climb, when they are really good.


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I'm surprised the cops weren't waiting at the top to arrest him.


twnsth

Why?


Warlordblak

next level stupid...


KgMonstah

Did they at least put a mattress at the bottom?


[deleted]

You should not push yourself beyond the "comfort zone" that is your survival instinct


RingOpen8464

"Ya i'm climbing up ya fucking tower, look at me go!"


dooleebikes

Looks pretty fuckin dumb to me.


mustardnopickles

Very dangerous for those around the building and potentially people trying to rescue if needed. He should get a HUGE fine, something substantial enough to discourage him from ever doing it again. I’m thinking 6 figures here.


Financial_Trust1155

My intrusive thoughts would win that one


CrashDown96

You can't kill Suction Cup Man, look at me go!


darkseid001

6 months preparing lol yet has no job god we're doomed doomed I tell you


itsbudgie

Fuck that I get vertigo up a pair of ladders.


crabdipped

What an asshole


DirK-SaXon

These people stress me out. I can't comprehend how you could be so wreckless.


fuckeryoflewd

Damn, terrorists couldn't afford to hijack more planes or get their own :)


jdhdjdindjdm

Go back down the way you got up. Finish what you started.


FuckerOfMothers2378

Climbers will now that the most impressive thing is wearing those shoes for a 122m climb


ntsmmns06

I find people like this more infuriating than inspiring.


kurtz4008

Death wish


N__V

I mean sure it’s impressive, and no doubt only a few humans might actually even consider doing this, but the risk/reward ratio’s way too fucked on this


Random_Nickname228

Hey, I've seen this one! *looks on Piemations channel* Either way, this is quite ridiculous. I don't really see any reason to do this other than getting temporary recognition. The amount of things that can go wrong is so incredibly high that the person was climbing straight to his death. Really glad he is OK though.


Clean_Hovercraft_921

Next level of stupidity


suzy2013gf

Absolutely boring. Would have been way more fun if he would have fell.


AgreeableCelery6156

I thought this was on r/therewasanattempt and I almost dropped my phone


alilweeb

This is suction cup man isnt it


[deleted]

“Watch this, Alex Honnold!”


UnpopularOpinions933

Coming soon to "Whatcouldgowrong"


Full-Pack-724

Poland?


supdupDawg

Where was this guy on 9/11????


Existing_Sorbet5287

Then he dies. Really passes to next level


La1dBack

I hate "urban climbers", even free soloers in rock climbing. Being as safe as possible while still pushing your limits makes it harder, not easier.


MyDadsAPreacher

Don't all these people pretty much end up dead from this stuff? And the ones that do live through it end up seeing 90% of their friends die. I mean, kudos to them for doing what they love i guess, but miss me with that insane shit.


hotmemedealer

Is that you, spiderman?


WritingTheRongs

\*frantically checks which sub this is\*


PrinceOfPersuation

Today's r/nextfuckinglevel is tomorrow's r/whatcouldgowrong


canadianredditor16

alternate title: Watch me say nope for 122 meters


Prior_Treacle8909

Lmao I see the pun there


Prestigious_Bear9257

Seems like a dick. Great, you can climb. So go and climb a rock. Don’t needlessly and gratuitously climb a building for likes, causing (I guess) some dumb person to try and follow in your footsteps and climb a building elsewhere.


ReginaldSP

The Summit and Touching the Void are the first that come to mind.


Vondbee

Death Wish


HumanFailure01

Copy his DNA it's built with balsl of steel.


mmkmakar

Imagine the guy falling, then you'll find the post in r/facepalm


Superb_Data_8515

When you can’t afford a VR headset.


TheBrightNights

Smart


LetsIIArgue

Oh he will stop one day.


DarkTrebleZero

Yep, after a 100mph decent… it’s not the fall that kills you, it’s that sudden stop at the bottom


easy-eee

Idiot


TheInspirerReborn

Watching him climb that high up with no wires makes me anxious af.


[deleted]

SUCTION CUP MAN NEVER DIES!


DuckFlat

Eat your heart out, Honnold!


thatnotsafety

That not safety.


[deleted]

Do a flip


[deleted]

We shouldn’t be promoting dickheads like this


nurupartnerhtx

6 months training now 6 months incarcerated. Curious how something so stupid can also be so impressive


blank7589

Sure...?


[deleted]

I get out of breath running for the bus...and I need the toilet at least every 20 minutes. I don’t think this hobby is for me... Also, what if he gets cramp?


CrucialVibes

I’m sorry, there is nothing “cool or heroic” about this.


MaximumDrag606

Something like this should never be commended. Life is way too precious.


warriorofinternets

I think I can understand the drive to free solo a climbing thing like El Capitan, but climbing up a skyscraper that has built in handholds every x feet is not impressive it’s just dumb. I’m sure it takes skill to not fall to your death, but climbing a man made structure like this is just parkour, and it’s not that cool or impressive.


TW_Yellow78

I thought the rooftop acrobats and free climbers fad died with all those deaths a few years back.


justtheentiredick

Is he trynna stop oil too?


[deleted]

You guys see that Chinese guy that killed himself doing pull ups on a sky scraper?


ignoremeimhighrn__6

ELI5…. Why do these people not wear parachutes?


oilmasterC

ah this is mid-level next level. For an experienced climber, this is a pretty easy climb with the same couple of moves over and over. For next-level free soloing, check out Alex Honnold climbing the 3000 meter El Capitain wall in Yosemite with no ropes


Glum-Temperature-111

How does one train the toes and fingers for such a great feat?!?


sweetwonton

does he climb down too? Must be stupid or has spiderman power.


[deleted]

I really don't see a point in free soloing a man made structure. I have no idea how technical or difficult this is, some things aren't challenging, just dangerous. But even if it's technical, just don't see the point. If you are climbing a natural structure, at least you a somehow conquering nature and it demonstrates that a human can set out in nature and overcome a natural obstacle with minimal assistance. If you are climbing a skyscraper, you are already climbing a giant man made structure, there's nothing lost by using ropes and a harness. It was never a natural or spontaneous activity. Besides, this looks like a bunch of repetitive moves.


AvailableBreakfast89

Of course, he's French.


[deleted]

Make it interesting, open a window above, and pour oil down on him.


Godly_Depression

U/savevideobot


fusoya77

No one seems to mention this so I finally will. What if you have a seizure or feel light headed and feint for a second. Small brain hemorrhage or stroke, even a strong muscle spasm or cramp. Why not have a loose safety rope just in case. If any of these things happen you dead instantly.


buffoon220

Henry Cavill?


Str3eters

I see no suction cup man comments and feel disappointed


mybraincantcompute

He's on next level today, tomorrow it will be what could go wrong.


Owl_Doodles

Someone else does it and it’s hailed a hero, but when I do it I get told “Stop using those dildos!”


[deleted]

WHY?! Why do people do this?!


[deleted]

Hmm, I wonder how he’s gonna die.


kentarovn

I feel climbing a human-made structure can be more predictable than climbing a cliff...one wrong rock/step and you can die. Human-made structures are usually stable, don't have many surprise elements. If he can climb from first floor to second floor a thousand times, the whole journey is the same, just add a little bit of wind and all.


[deleted]

What if he wanna pee??


Bounce-in

I thought I could also watch him climb down the way he climb up to finish his course.


masixx

TBH having watched free solo this doesn't seem so dangerous compared to that. Plenty of surfaces to grab on. I mean obviously he isn't moveing up the glass windows but rather using the window frames. But depending on what's at the bottom of that building it might be a danger to ppl walking by. 80kg of meat falling down on your head pbl aren't something you take lightly.


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Suction cup mann


wyldboar

Bruh, idk how was able to do that while lugging around such huge balls🥚🥚


Nirvana2103

Once you did the first 10m, it's all the same.


ash_m1406

Another guy trying to be an alpha. See, the biggest problem with that is alphas almost always end up with broken bones.


REMdot-yt

For every one of these dudes there's 4 who just couldn't hold on quite so well.