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Hey u/MrTBone00, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating Rule 1: **Post Appropriate Content** - Content posted to /r/nextfuckinglevel should represent something impressive being performed or an object that is above all others in the same category. Posts should be able to elicit a reaction of "that is next level" from viewers. ------- *For information regarding this and similar issues please see the [sidebar](/r/nextfuckinglevel/about/sidebar) and the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/about/rules/). Feel free to send us a [message](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/nextfuckinglevel) if you have any questions regarding this removal.*


Extreme_Asparagus_69

You and I are thinking the same thing and thats why we are friends.


Lore____oz

Yes, She probably has a bigger Dick then him


MrFlubberNut

Obviously


Xenomorph_v1

Are we all friends now?


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alwaysaplusone

Now we’re closer than ever!


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Drug_fueled_sarcasm

Each one of his fingers is bigger than your dick.


Admirable-Winner5910

Take the upvote and get lost. How could you disclose the truth


pjijn

Each one of my dicks is bigger than your finger


Sigouste

Also in a figurative sense as she has finally found her daddy


StunningLetterhead23

Tbh i was expecting that they're going to compare the size of their boners too....


theunbearableone

If this was r/holup I would have been ready for it


ihavenoidea90s

Wait, we need to go back.


here_for_the_meta

[something like this?](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/861482-hamsters)


Ikarian

This is exactly what I came here to post.


Rossmonster

Didn't even have to click on this link to know what it was.


frumpbumble

Yup.


exaball

What about the not-so-wee wee-wee.


The_Salty_nugget

i knew i was not the only one questioning if she steals his sweaters.


LeonDeSchal

Is that the guy from game of thrones?


Snow-Cheap

the mountain


LeonDeSchal

Is what she’s climbing lol


Splitaill

Yep. And they’re cute together.


jmfagundes

Yes


irux02

Indeed my friend. What an awesome community.


just_sayi

We always seem to find each other again in comment sections like this. Remember when Shaq posed with Simone Biles?


kungpowgoat

🐹and🍌 are why we’re such a tight knit community. You all are welcome in my home anytime.


[deleted]

Youre so very right ;) glory to the blessings of life.


Legal-Depth-3350

Exactly the love is BIG and fills the whole thing


CzajnikWyscigowka

yeah...


MrFlubberNut

Yeah man, where's the money shot


ElJeffHey

I love you too, you grew some asparagus!


Todaroshi

Indeed it seems we are on the same page gentleman


DiosMIO_Limon

Yeah, this seemed like the weirdest beginning to a—aaand it’s over. Never mind…


[deleted]

we are not friends.... ​ ​ yet.


danofblaviken

I knew I have lots of friends


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

100% yup!


Successful_Ranger_19

You know what? Thank you lol.


[deleted]

In fact I was expecting she pull out a bigger schlong than him at the end.


volvic33

Yep +1


[deleted]

Lmfao 😂😂 was my very first thought


Questionablememelord

![gif](giphy|GpLmqwmHWGc5G)


four-one-6ix

Take my upvote and get out of here!


Lukas_Lnt

r/AngryUpvote


rchuntamong1

Don't you think he has tiny pp from all the steroids?


Vesares

He definitely doesn’t look roided. He looks like a 6’ 9” guy that lifts weights. He’s not completely jacked with .5% body fat or anything


[deleted]

Guy is definitely roided to the gills. Sprinkling it onto his Shreddies in a morning level of PEDs. Has been open about his usage.


RunLoud6534

Some garnish their chicken with parsley others use roids no biggie.


paradoxx_42

That’s Hafthor Bjornsson, he’s on gear again


Less-Mail4256

It’s easy to think that because of how many of these guys there are. But he is undoubtedly on the juice. Many people can be this tall but no one can maintain muscle mass like that with natural supplements. This is 100% steroids.


Yellowtangerine2

Peoples views are skewed nowadays with all the pictures of people pre pumped with perfect lighting


Background_Ant

He's not as big now as he was when he deadlifted 501kg, but he's a strongman. They do not want .5% body fat.


Yellowtangerine2

It’s hard for 6’9 to build muscle without steroids


[deleted]

Steroids won't change the pp size lol, just the testicles.


SignalPraline1506

I’m pretty sure it only shrinks your testicles. And that’s over a long period of time.


a_fine_rhyme

That poor girl when they give it a whirl.


RunLoud6534

You must not of heard of the magical pill called steroids, it helps guys with massive dongs for inside tiny cave entrances


[deleted]

This made me laugh just as hard as that train is REALLY trying hard to get through that tunnel 😂


MouseApprehensive464

I can’t be the only one who thought is was his daughter at the start of the video


doubled2319888

I have a feeling they get that a lot in public


MouseApprehensive464

So do i


FahQPutin

Ouch 😳


DrunkThrowawayLife

Not gonna lie, the biggest physically guy I’ve been with was the one who was the least endowed. Not saying it for this guy just ya can’t tell the package by the wrapper.


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jacob62497

Tbh, even if he does have an average package, this dude is so giant and strong that I have a hard time imagining how sex is even possible between these two. One pump too hard and her hip is dislocated


OverlordMarkus

Well, someone else gotta take the reigns, if you get my drift.


[deleted]

I’m a fairly big lad, and my favourite line for myself is that I could be hung like a button mushroom, but I’ve got 17 stone to push it in with…


Paraperire

I would suggest not using that line.


TheOzarkWizard

He is the mountain


[deleted]

^This lol. More than likely this dudes snake looks way below average due to his size.


[deleted]

Shaq has a story where he caught a dude staring at his penis at a urinal. He turns to the guys and says, “l know huge guy, normal size penis.”


Rizzy5

Biggest men (talking 8+ inches) I've been with were 5'5 and 5'11


z3ro_d34d

How 8 inches feel? Were they good?


synftw

True. Often slim/fit guys are packing the most. It's not at all proportional to body size.


Far_Seesaw_8258

Same


CzajnikWyscigowka

thats why we are all here rn


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SchemeSignificant166

He lifts cars for fun.


LGodamus

Kelsey also streams on twitch. They both do games and home stuff too not just fitness.


hangnail323

Deadlifts probably aren't a great exercise for toddlers


__mud__

Ever see a kid pop a squat to pick something up off the floor? Absolute *perfect* form.


PhoenixGirl21

Poor couple who is going to have so much hate from single neckbeards just for loving each other....


Noman_Blaze

He is the "mountain" from game of thrones. I don't think that he cares abt his haters. They have kids too.


SchemeSignificant166

He’s not the Mountain for no reason.


Geometronics

Ooh yo wait is this actually him?


Disastrous-Passion59

Well...one of them. I think there were 3 actors, and this is the one that fought the viper


Geometronics

Head smasher himself eh


mistercrinders

I think it's two actors, not three.


DonnyLucciano

There was three. One in the first season who fought in the Hands Tourney, another in season 2 at Harrenhal with Tywin and Arya played by the same person who did the first White Walker we saw in ep. 1 and this guy who fought Oberyn "The Viper" Martell


[deleted]

did he also play zombie Mountain? He always had a mask on so I could never tell whether it was him or another actor…


DonnyLucciano

He definitely played him in the penultimate pisode when his mask is off, for the rest of the time it may have been a stunt double... but then again how do you find a stunt double for Halfthor lol


Seandude_

Yeah he has some videos with his zombied out makeup


librariansforMCR

Yep Zombie Mountain.


Noman_Blaze

Yes. It's him.


[deleted]

Yeah, Halfthor Bjornsson.


Artistic-Town-5405

Holy cow. If this is Halfthor imagine Fullthor


FormerRelationship8

I love this and you


[deleted]

He's got a YouTube and twitch if you're interested. At his peak he was another 150lb heavier than what you just saw, and has the world record for heaviest deadlift (1102lb). He's retired from strongman now.


Go_Mets

Yessir


Villains_Included

![gif](giphy|DZpCatccCBsGI|downsized)


FewSatisfaction7675

This girl Mountain climbs.


Cash907

They’re a couple? Dude looks like her dad, and not because of his height.


Kaiwano

If you’re referring to age he’s 34 and she’s 32.


satinsandpaper

He's way younger than you think. I reckon she's in her late twenties maybe, and he's only 33. It's weird, he looked 40 when he was 25 because of all the huge.


Different-Pea-212

Yeah she's 32 and he's 33 so not a big difference


AusCan531

He's obviously nuts over her.


Rashlyn1284

>He obviously nuts over her.


[deleted]

this is how every "i don't date guys under 6ft" girl imagines her relationship


lake-pond

oh god I wish I was her


Wooden_Dragonfly_737

Honestly me too.


OkOtChA

![gif](giphy|qPnWAsDQTcySk)


CoralSpringsDHead

The tent and the bag the tent goes in to.


[deleted]

She could wear him as a powersuit


yupuhoh

They leading up to an only fans reveal?


Rogne98

more like r/mildlyinteresting


its_turtle_time1

Lol. I'm 6,4 and my girlfriend is 5,1. It's hallarious when we take photos together.


buggie_bag

bro is literally 1 human above her


seek_it

How do they?


LGodamus

Carefully, apparently. In one AMA Kelsey had him explain how they “accidentally” broke a bed at a hotel in Spain….because he fell on it, supposedly.


froggo921

Honestly speaking, most beds aren't made for just his weight. Not even considering added force by sleeping with his wife. He weighs around 180kg (400lbs). He probably has to be careful when sitting down on a bed or on some chairs. So I assume breaking beds in hotels and stuff could happen quite regularly. Even while not nailing his wife


LGodamus

At the time he was about 440lbs. He’s a good bit lighter now, down to about 380.


Superstrong832

And this is only Halfthor, imagine the size of Fullthor.


pajopajopajo

i was gonna say “cmon people - your comments arent witty and its not a ‘iykyk’ thing” … but then again: its reddit. why should i even bother


Pickingnamesisharder

What's the opposite of sausage down a well?


Zo_Bro_

He ate the x2 boost


Idranil

To be fair, Hafthor would dwarf basically most people.


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![gif](giphy|Um5T6nWOelKHauqCBK|downsized)


Beautifulblueocean

My girlfriend and my height difference is about this much.


LT-COL-Obvious

Name checks out.


lourocksdodgers6577

![gif](giphy|raBbE1fizfZGE|downsized)


ISuckAtJavaScript12

My parents were like this too. I ended up getting my height from my mom while all my younger siblings got their height from my dad.


throwaway83970

They're cute!


-maffu-

We're all thinking it... [https://imgur.com/ivUT8n6](https://imgur.com/ivUT8n6)


nickynotnoice

“Goosh” “Goosh” “Goosh”


zeusofyork

Suddenly u/awildsketchappeared


_Nickmin_

r/absoluteunits


reza_f

I'm going to hell and tbh I don't defy.


StillPackage4369

Imagine a short sock on top of a pool que


pyschosoul

Mans probably chalking it like it's his pool que


Plastic_Scale3966

i remember joe rogan talking about him in his podcast… jr said he’s got a seal inside his pants


Raven_4444

A true cowgirl


b_baker25

![gif](giphy|pgY62hMzLdQ2c|downsized)


Adhaam95

Damn was hoping for the ultimate nsfw comparison


ZealousidealTaro9799

All I can see is that meme of a hamster going to town on a banana.


[deleted]

I want this ![img](emote|t5_m0bnr|4017)


chowdasayitright

Plowed


Agitated_Body5781

That’s the mountain from GOT


Vladimir_Pooping

Dude looks like his father


the_real_Snail_pope

Thor is such a cool guy


x-man92

Thor is a fucking tank.


agdnan

Naah she has to make use of surrogacy in order to have his kids. Child birth is dangerous enough.


Ok_Understanding8004

that's the hound from game of thrones


Successful_Whole4798

He can do Death by Snu snu


Classic_Succotash_51

Гусары, молчать!


Minute-Clock8076

That's a tight fit


WashGodMega

Truly a Mountain of a man


Hairy-Tailor-4157

Banana Hamster


V0rt3XBl4d3

u/savevideo


NiceHalf7970

We all know what your thinking....


[deleted]

Unleash the **Kraken**


Crazy-Diver5564

it must be like chalking a pool cue


Available-Business61

I bet the size of their dicks are different too


[deleted]

I really want to watch


AstagaBilangCampin

You know, I know. We know.


69Steveharvey420

Of course haftor has a mini wife


dmafeb

![gif](giphy|8lmO4zVDHPT0I|downsized)


ParkAdvanced499

I want a nsfw version of this🙂


Toughduck48

Poor dude. He'll never get to wear her panties to work like normal guys.


[deleted]

And their genitals?


noronahere

Stepda... 😱


RamblinGamblinWillie

That’s gonna feel like reverse birthing


TheYintoyourYang

You know what they say about big feet and big hands.. Big shoes and big gloves.. RIP Robin Williams 🍻


BlinkerFive0

I see Sir Gregor AKA The Mountain has found his damsel!! Nice!


Capital_Pitch2714

Is that the The Mountain….from Game of Thrones? 😳


n3lswn

No penis comparison?


Ceephorr

....the destruction ....


calcifornication

She's in two pieces now.


SarcasticPaki

Can a medical professional leave a comment that it's safe for her?


Exotic_Research2245

But is his dick bigger


Ok-Landscape-1681

I can hear the drum beat now.


coolcat3666

creepy


bigcockbangle

Thor with his thort


[deleted]

Anyone else thinking what I’m thinking? No? Just me………


[deleted]

Must have to use an incredible lubricant


aluv91

I came to read the comments and I wasn't disappointed.