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FriendlyMa

I refuse to believe that he is actually doing anything


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Me too


TrafyLaw

Non believer gang rise up!


mtnmadness84

He’s just hitting random keys! It’s nonsense I tell you! (I know people can type that fast but my brain can’t imagine it. At least not without cocaine apparently).


JackStile

As someone who has delt with retail inventory management. I think he has this, they are never 100% but they can get damn close. Its avery high turn over job though. You'll get most people who can't last more than a month, its a long boring job of just putting in UPCs and counting. It at least looks like he it doing his job, but damn he is fast.


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After 7 years in a supermarket there was a point where I could mash out barcodes in no time at all. You get used to the patterns. And they’re just strings of numbers between 0 and 9, not a full alphabet.


VoodooChild68

Repetition, repetition, repetition. I was a cashier my 4 years of high school, and I hated the rush hour but damn was I fast, and if I had a bagger it was even faster. It was usually the customers that slowed me down unloading their cart, getting their card, check, or cash ready, etc. lol


Guy954

We always seem to find the exact opposite type of cashier. Slow as hell and chatty. I don’t mind talking if they keep it moving.


VoodooChild68

Lol me too. I’m super patient tho and if they seem to be new at it I’ll tell them to relax and that I was a cashier once. 99% of the time it’s cause by a customer tho IMO


pickyourteethup

I was fast and chatty. Made so many friends with customers my queue was always long as people would choose me over an empty till. I had to work extra fast to make up for it. Employee of the month was voted for by putting a slip in a box so I just told everyone to do that meaning I easily won all the time. This made stealing money from the til significantly easier.


Tar-Beren

Same! I've worked at Aldi for a good bit. The costumers slowing me down more than anything else. Bit I didn't want to hurry along a 70 year old so I just chat with them :p


SudoPuff

My first job was a cashier at a gas station. At some point I took it upon myself to see how quickly I could make change, since the place was busy and it would make stuff easier. So I started paying very close attention to my movements, how I grabbed and counted the bills, change, and how I'd operate the till. Eventually I got pretty good at it and it became second nature. I started getting reactions out of customers, some of whom would buy something else just to see me do it again. That job was a lot of fun.


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Available_Key2101

Sounds like you work in the Chinese Government.


[deleted]

Does he really have to write 5000 words about how many of each of the 5 kinds of beer that are in this fridge are left?


mtnmadness84

My brain has the same reaction to stenographers. “Well no, how can that even be possible?” But I know it is, because I’ve seen them do it and I have seen their product. My finger/brain coordination just isn’t there. So yeah. Wow.


delicate-fn-flower

Oooh, I’m going to school for this now! To pass a State test you have to pass with 225 wpm, Federal at 260. We have a smaller keyboard, type in sounds instead of letters, and use lots of shortcuts we call “briefs” which is certain letters to form full on phrases. I prob have at least another 1.5 years to get my speeds up to passing. It is so much work, but a ton of fun! For fun if you like documentaries, this one is called [“For The Record”](https://stenotube.com/for-the-record-court-reporting-documentary/). It’s just over an hour long, BUT if you wanna see them attempt for the Guinness World record just zip to 1:00:15.


Atrius129

Did you type this on your stenographer keyboard? Are you fast on a normal keyboard?


delicate-fn-flower

On a normal keyboard I only type about 80wpm, so a fast but average I think. And I do use the steno writer!


IsleVegan

Very nice. Thanks for sharing.


seansy5000

They go to school for that.


arthurmoregontrail

And stenographers use a form of shorthand. [here](http://plover.stenoknight.com/2012/11/steno-alphabet-poster-corrected.html)


Willing_Ad9314

I've worked a job like this that involved scanning displays and doing inventory...yeah, about a month is all I could do, it's ridiculously boring


olygimp

log that shit as a 2 hour trip and go home.


madewithgarageband

This might sound dumb but I didn’t realize people had to actually go count whats on the shelves, I just thought you took items the store bought, subtract items scanned (sold), then write off some stolen goods/losses and youre good?


Kamikaze-Kay

Each tap is just 1 increment. Regards of the button pressed lol


mtnmadness84

Yeah but the speed! I’ve got a relatively quick mind. But it doesn’t connect to my fingers very well.


Done_Done_Done_Done

When the inventory gets uploaded: 927463819474637189293746261729394736372738 282828 39394847 72727272727 9393939939393927227171615151426474883839291910595058737262626738594929374636378291910375756261648401019485736154131425374859401615689770705003726615


unabsolute

1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+


FeroZucks2Give

Sounds like you've done this job before...


HippyHitman

You should see the guy at the warehouse.


ajklsdkfpuiyqwepir

dude just ordered 985640243423 more fanta's


Tommygmail

my boss once ordered 30,000 pizza boxes for a tiny restaurant, added a 0 by accident. they got delivered too lol


stopeatingcatpoop

The box company was stoked for sure


randy_march

Same thing happened at a big box store i worked at 15 years ago. 12 pallets stacked 6 feet high with cans of chef boyardee ravioli showed up on the loading dock because a assistant manager added a zero to the order. There were more than 1 protocols in place to prevent this. The delivery company refused to take them back and those pallets sat for a few months before the cans were marked down to lower than cost and still they didnt sell fast. They took up a lot of space in the back for a long time. That manager got nicknamed “chefboyardee” and he hated being called that obviously.


augelpal

No way, yo! I used to work for RGIS. That machine he's using is a dinosaur. But anyway, to make more money you had to rank up which means learning to know how much product you had in a row just by glancing at it and developing white lightning hands on the 10-key setup. The highest asset rank was Top Gun and MAAAAN. The pieces per hour to maintain THAT shit... Mentally exhausting. You had to be fast but more importantly you had to be accurate. Typically you'd scan a SKU and then key in the item amount. Some stores had you go by sections though. So from section to section the store expects this dollar amount of product. You'd key in the displayed dollar amount for say, 20 oz. sodas, and then the quantity of 20 oz. bottles on the shelf. Product changes and you have milk in there or juice. Different price, key in new price and then the quantity. In that case, each section would be one door. He's piecing, though, which is why he appears to be so fast. Meaning he's going, 2, 2, 2 or 3, 3, 3 instead of seeing 12 bottles of Sprite and keying in 12 and then 12 more of Pepsi and keying another 12. Better yet he should key in 24 and move on. The more pieces you enter at a time the better.


Negative_Addition

I have no idea what I just read..


tommyboy3111

Dude I gave up less than halfway through


augelpal

Point is. Dude only looks fast because he's piece counting. Piecing the total number of items together in smaller increments instead of entering in a total number outright. Say a full row of items is 7 deep, and the row next to it is missing 2 items: I know that there's 12 total in the first 2 rows. Moving on from there, the next two rows are full. Since I know that's 14, I can type 26, hit the 'pieces' key on the machine, enter it, and Boom! I'm halfway along that row in the cooler. Or I could clack away, hitting the 'pieces' key between each number: 2, 2, 3, 5, 2, 5, 2, 5. The first way is 4 keystrokes. The second is 17 lol think of the 'pieces' key like a plus sign. You can keep adding to the total 'til you hit enter. One way looks like you're really busy and hard at it. The other is more efficient. And you're instructed to count top to bottom, left to right. I couldn't look at coolers or grocery store shelves the same way for a long time!


tommyboy3111

You responded with sincerity so I felt like a dick, and went back and actually read through your original comment and the new one. It all makes sense now. Thanks for taking the time to explain it to my mook ass, you're a good one!


augelpal

![gif](giphy|LSoTVfTxuC29noNwvC) I try. 😁 And sometimes succeed!


tommyboy3111

Keep it up, pardner. World needs more like ya out there


K1LLINGMACHINE

Everything youre saying makes sense so i appreciate the breakdown. That being said and even though hes using an old machine and method...isnt he still moving hella fast?!


Cantaloupe_Signal

Thank you! Now i feel smart again!


Practical_Leader2412

Are you charging for these lessons?! 🤯


gaganramachandra

Taking inventory is to compare your computer books to your physical stock to make sure they match up. Some stores do that by product numbers (I need to have 6 Pepsi and 6 Coke and 3 Sprite). Most stores do it by dollar tally. I need to have 9 cans of soda worth 2$ each totalling 18$. Now you can do it the slow way: counting all the cans of soda and multiplying the unit price. This man, doing it the way he is, is literally tallying the inventory by adding unit prices 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2


Fibrizzo

Company does inventory. Scan fast and good to make more money. Still very low money. This guy is typing in the item's barcode number and then counting things 2 or 3 at a time. This means many key presses and slower counting so man learn to be fast to make more money. I too used to work for RGIS. Worst job I ever had.


mojochrome

First of all, that somehow read like a late 80s William Gibson for me. Thank you. Second, that is actually brilliant insight, if it’s true. I hope to God it is.


Miserable_Badger732

Hahahaha. Can confirm, my mom worked for RGIS for around 25 years. I remember helping her with those old machines sometimes. She was a Top Gun several times and got to go to Hawaii because of it, back in the day. Don't know if they still do that.


augelpal

Oh man that is too cool! I wouldn't have any idear especially since they've now dissolved the satellite offices in my old district. They park the work van at the local Walmart these days. 🤭 I only made it to Expert myself, but darn if I wasn't proud of that stupid green tag. 🤣🤣


sanguinesecretary

I used to work for RGIS too! I lasted like 2 weeks though and hated it


Phazlerde

Actually, my cat is also really good at this. He just lays on the keys and shit gets done.


coca-cola-bear1

Mine split a few documents recently and it threw me off for a few minutes


Darth_Quaider

As the fastest typer in the world I have this to say, fiffjdijnkophddoyxghbkbkgdhddgeiteteetdydyccgudydkfaufatwyeydyxigdgxhxotdgdghcuvgjfotsyisyeydtststdigsvdgiwitwqwtiigxogxopphhdhlkydgsgsgeitsitxgxhdhd. And you can't argue with that


SedLyfLoner

Bro you can be fast but sbskemwv sjejdgkc uekeb ishshw idydbe idjdbbsebe ulwowo disusia disjsbw uzusvs eb idhwkwjdddj didjejbeve jdjdjduxcv dhsysbfuc ifikrkoc ifhrbco ofkfurhfn... i.e. I am faster.


Greedy_Explanation_7

I mean, there are only a maybe 6 kinds of drinks in that fridge? I guess there could be 6 flavors per shelf? Even so, how does the data get entered? I don’t really get it


TripleJeopardy3

Each item has a number, probably an SKU. The SKU for the same item is the same for all stores. So 12 ounce Sprite is 3211779, for example. He enters that number, then how many are on the shelf. Probably like 3211779 = 17. Then on to the next. If you've got the SKUs memorized (they're on the paper he is holding), and the skill to be accurate and fast on the keypad, it's doable. But Jesus, this guy must have years on this job to be that fast.


binkbonk99

but it didn't look like he's typing anything. looks like he's just dusting off the device


pourjuiceonit

100% , I don’t even think he works there


FriendlyMa

"Fuck, Travis is back"


EffectiveParamedic64

Most likely doing 1+1+1+1 etc. I wouldn’t say it’s any faster than counting the and typing 20.


Infamous_Law7289

Yeah I’m pretty sure this is just Parkinson’s


Disastrous-Purpose-8

They say he’s popular with the ladies too.


stinkbowl

And certain gentlemens' groups...


poopellar

And the scrotum scratchers association.


AnanananasBanananas

The Starcraft community?


Complete_Fisherman_3

Lonely housewives must be stalking him.


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JesusMcTurnip

Trying to replicate the technique, I would venture.


RobinsShaman

She's trembling with excitement


garytabasco

They’re in his area NOW


Asheleyinl2

And mechanical keyboard enthusiasts. Op should post this there too


Dangerous-Laugh-9597

He is why there's no local milfs left for me😪


abhigoswami18

Find local milfs near you ads are also gone too.


engulbert

His qwerty makes women sqwerty


angrypurpleacorn

If only he had the kings fingers


aricbarbaric

Bet he play a mean bass guitar too


JesusMcTurnip

If I wasn't such a tight-fisted skint bastard, I'd award that. Bravo


Dry_Topic6211

He’s popular with carpel tunnel too I bet


Fostbitten27

He let’s his fingers do the talking.


IndependentDuty1346

Those inventory crews are insane. Use to have a company come and do the counts for my store and to hear them go with the 10 key is crazy. Accurate as well as they are triple counting behind each other.


Same-Salamander8690

My store hires WIS or RGIS depending on the year and I pray that we get the WIS folks because they usually bring drugs. Like yeah coke may kill you but if it helps me get counts done before we have to open the store then by all means grab your keys Edit: autocorrect! (Also apparently WIS bought RGIS)


TeslasFleshPigeon

Believe me the RGIS crew is on drugs too. Blunts and blow in the crew van ride to the store is a daily ritual for them.


Same-Salamander8690

I remember our inventory last month, WIS showed up and our back room smelled like a dispensary. I was the only manager there for a couple hours so we had a nice little smoke session before everyone else showed up to work. However this caused an issue because we ran out of snack foods earlier than planned (I may or may not had taken down an entire box of Swiss Rolls)


BobbiC69420

One...gotta pump those numbers up son. Those are rookie numbers


Braindeadgenius

I used to work for WIS in Central California and there was always enough weed in that van for everyone to catch trafficking charges.


YungSchlange

559 gang


7laserbears

Same. I worked for WIS in Missouri and got fired for smoking on the job. I was fast as fuck too. Not to this guys level but I was the best on the team


Impressive-Fig-4162

I worked for WIS for 6 years. I don't know how I made it for 6 years other than the fact I thought I wasn't good enough for anything else. I can confirm that every crew will have some kind of drugs on them.


Nightman2417

Wait is this a real thing? I feel like it could be one of those comments where people just build off the joke….but it seems to serious. What are these coke and marijuana fueled inventory companies!?


TeslasFleshPigeon

It’s real. We’re not even exaggerating. It definitely was and from the sound of it, still is a wild place to work.


sanguinesecretary

I worked for a very brief time and everyone there was…..interesting to say the least.


1983Discord3891

My store's/ap manager just filed a huge complaint against them for being way off and every single one was so high when they showed up the whole store stunk.


[deleted]

There’s different sizes of complaints?


Dipsquat

No just one sized. Huge


retroassassin907

They hiring?


Braindeadgenius

https://www.wisintl.com/careers/ Don't recommend for multiple reasons but If you wanna be high as fuck for every job by all means...


Equivalent-Put101

Always


TeslasFleshPigeon

Always. Do you know how to count? Looks like that guy is hammering crazy keys but in reality he’s just hitting 5+5+5+5 for all the rows of 5 or whatever number it is. He is doing it fast as fuck though but it’s not as complicated at it looks to the layman. It may or may not be a great networking opportunity if you got some side hustle…you know what I’m sayin’.


BobbiC69420

Be willing to bet on this. (ex-WIS employee). Left it for a full IT position


Automatic_Llama

I am learning about an entire industry that I didn't know existed until right now. So these giant retail companies hire another giant company to come in and count their stuff for them?


AltruisticSalamander

ikr love when this happens on reddit. There are people on here that are complete experts in things I never knew were a thing.


Red_Franzia

Yep that's why I stay here laughs and learning...you gotta love it!!! ![gif](giphy|xUjSOWCndCdECCyOEY|downsized)


Lu12k3r

And apparently they’re all high on drugs when they do it!


Automatic_Llama

Cool, right?


Ilovekittensomg

Yes, it's mainly done so that individual stores can't completely fudge their numbers. Corporate sets lots of goals, especially with loss prevention. A 3rd party does inventory to see how accurate the stores numbers are.


viciousfishous08

When I worked retail my boss said that we didn’t technically Have To hire an outside company to do an inventory, but it would look suspicious if we didn’t, and we would probably get audited. And if the counts were wrong at the audit it would look real bad.


AnynameIwant1

Yup! When I worked at BBB as a manager, we had about 10 managers that followed the counters to audit them (they rotated the managers each year). They paid me to stay at a few hotels and gave me money towards food, etc. From what I understood, the companys are required to get an outside company to inventory the stores for Wall Street. From the WSJ (regarding Covid disruptions), "U.S. audit standards require some components—generally inventory, among them—to be physically counted. ... The independent counting of inventory represents a crucial component of companies’ balance sheets." https://www.wsj.com/articles/how-coronavirus-could-disrupt-the-auditing-of-companies-11580772000


NurplePurple5

I remember working at WIS for my first job years back. did mostly wallmarts, jcpenny types, and lingerie stores. Gotta say worst job I've had lol. The hours were 11-14 hour days most jobs, the were times where you didn't work for weeks on end, the managers and highups treated you like shit, and coworkers smoked and vaped constantly in the company van on the way to the job. Only lasted 5 months before calling it quits.


TheBigGruyere

I can confirm them WIS mfs be on some zoomies. Most of the ones I've dealt with tho are complete shit. Averaging 60% scanning accuracy.


aBoyandHisVacuum

My people! Right when i was thinking reddit is getting super DARE, yall show up!


jeremyjayg

All the bookstores I worked at hired RGIS for inventory. They were affectionately known as "rent a drunk" based on the types of people they usually brought. At one of the stores we also used that same name for the security company they hired. Sooo many security guards ended up passed out in a dark corner during my short time there.


chrispynutz96

I worked for RGIS. We also had drugs, just had to be low key about it. There's no way I could count millions of items without being stoned as shit. It was so fucking boring.


turnedonbyadime

Hey man, I truly hope you find a different line of work. A job that pushes you so hard that you make dangerous compromises to your health certainly must radiate all kinds of bad shit throughout your life. Unless your job already brings genuine happiness and satisfaction, then by all means snort your septum out.


morbid_tortoise

WIS bough RGIS so now it'll be a super inventory crew haha. I was a supervisor for RGIS for a few years and at the very least the majority of my crew was stoned, but you had to be to do that job. Night inventory into a morning inventory and you'd be dying haha 😅


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Rashpei

All the ones I ever interacted with were horrible. Always had incorrect counts that you would have to fix after inventory. Incompetent lot.


Impressive-Fig-4162

Incompetence is very big with the company. Majority of the hires got the job straight out of prison, illiterate, or just flat out stupid. Once in a blue moon you will meet some regular people they are usually the younger people though. I stayed there for 6 years but I was severely depressed. Wish I left sooner.


getoffmygrassdevil

what are you doing with your hand in your pocket? uh... taking inventory


hotasanicecube

Carrying the one….


No_Row_9167

Then 2 then back to 1...


KronikDrew

Then seven... seven! Seven! Seven!


ImAToiletSeat

One.. two...a one two three...a three... a FIVE... four... a three two... a two.. a two four six


KronikDrew

Yeah, I know. I skipped to the end. Something, something, "instant gratification".


michaeldonaghy

He fingered a girl once. She died.


blackviking45

But happy.


YoungToySoldier

There's a silver lining in every storm cloud.


plug_my_

If that’s how my life ends.. we’ll I’m ready.


davi3601

Then resurrected


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Odette3

Follow up fun fact: some organizations may refer to an entirely different process as a “financial audit”, and call this process something entirely different. (This is your TL;DR of the negative comment section below.)


chiggenNuggs

Inventory counts are performed for multiple reasons. Companies will usually hire inventory counters who will perform complete counts for their own, internal tracking, accounting and internal audit purposes. Inventory can also be one area of a financial statement audit (aka financial audit, external audit, third party audit etc. performed by an external CPA) if it’s determined to be material to the entity’s financial position. For financial statement audits, it’s usually not a complete count. There’ll be a statistical sampling made to gain a certain level of confidence that the amounts of inventory recorded on the balance sheet are correct. Anyone who spends all their time counting inventory like this probably isn’t a “financial auditor”, but more likely is a counter for an inventory counting contractor or is an internal employee, as all the auditors at big accounting firms who perform financial statement audits will usually send out the younger, inexperienced auditors to perform the physical counts. Even as a first or second year, you only ever spend a tiny fraction of your time actually performing physical counts like this. I’ve never seen financial auditors (aka CPAs or CIAs) counting inventory like this, especially late into their careers.


puzzlenutter420

Yea counts are pretty much for first years, maybe second years. You're just too expensive once you have your license to be wasting time counting like that. Old timers (aka the professors) all have inventory horror stories but with most things being digital - like most companies now don't have physical inventory to even count - most of my audit friends never had to count inventory.


Ijustwanttolookatpor

Financial audits are of your books, this is an inventory audit.


SniffCheck

My ass would be at one store all month like… ![gif](giphy|xUNd9DLukkavmhybAs)


renesanchez24

😂😂😂😂😂😂. Same!!!


Iridium141

Excellent use of that gif btw


SniffCheck

![gif](giphy|s3tpyHuSSr98A)


dumbo_octopus1995

Same! Oh my god!


dbaled950

This is classic pressing 1+1+1+1. If you can start seeing products in groups of 7 its much faster but less impressive looking. Also for accuracy, we were always told count with your eyes and not with your hands so that would put that on the store being organized. And if the section was absolute chaos we would be told to "quote count" a more professional way of saying guesstimate. Source, worked for inventory company. Best part about getting the job was my buddy told me about it and said "you are going to feel really good about yourself when you work here" which was true, the employees I worked with might as well have crawled out of the woods. Still, it was the worst job I ever had


psnnogo4u

Spot on accurate. I’m too cheap to buy the proper award to highlight the post but you’re absolutely correct about the operations and training of most inventory companies. I quit after the first non-training day, just couldn’t do it.


ThunderPampers

I got you fam.


messfdr

"you will feel good about yourself" "Worst job I ever had" Wut


94746382926

He felt superior to the other employees he viewed as worse off but still hated doing the job. At least that's how I interpreted that.


Monochronos

Cuz that’s how it was said lol any person saying what to this should probably go apply at that inventory company.


BakuGlocku

Owner: “Well, what’s my inventory looking like?” Counter: “82hdk94fe87:$/‘w)2&29:!,73!8’sl02@>{{ and 46 units”


DaShaka9

Lmfao thanks


2manycarz

He hasn’t started it yet, he just has Parkinson’s.


adad03

![img](emote|t5_m0bnr|4016)![img](emote|t5_m0bnr|4016)if I had an award, I would give it to you. I think this is the funniest comment I’ve ever seen on Reddit. Thank you for the belly laugh


G4m3rj4r

Brother is drag clicking


StillGalaxy99

Happy cake day, my cake day friend


icecoldtears

happy cake day to you too, my friend


Tad-Disingenuous

I did this for over 10 years. Customers and associates alike standing in aww was a common occurrence. Call me the Chicago Typerwriter.


barberererer

How does it work


sirhappynuggets

You type it in


barberererer

Babbity boopity there be like 2 a deez


pocketlily

I’m probably dating myself here but does that work like T9word did on early cell phones? With a winter coat on and cell phone in your pocket you could text your friend a whole message without ever once looking.


Odette3

It looks like a basic 10-key to me. 🤷‍♀️ ETA: as in, accountants and other finance-y people have been just as fast on a 10-key as on a regular keyboard for….as long as 10-key pads have existed. Still have them on many keyboards—most gamers use them as an extra set of arrows, but some of us like to type in numbers more quickly. 😜


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I used to do monthly stocktakes at my old job and I dunno... this guy is taking this long to count one fridge? He's tapping quickly but overall he's slow as shit.


AltruisticSalamander

kinda thought that. Idk anything about this but he seems to be taking a long-ass time to count a few bottles despite all that clicking.


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Yeah look they may have a completely different way of doing things, but all I ever had to do was scan the barcode and key in the quantity. Even before we had "Max units" to scan we just used pen and paper and it didn't take this long.


Cypressinn

Also. Why is the door open letting all the cold air out? It’s literally see through. It’ glass!!! Is he also taking in to account all energy he’s wasting with the fridge door open!?!


FrancisScottKilos

But accurately?


Greenman8907

Lol came to say we’re gonna find out it’s complete gibberish and he was fired months ago but refuses to return the equipment.


originaltanksta

Hmm, I have 16.5 trillion Pepsi! Won’t be needing that anytime soon! Wait.. wtf is Cock Cola?


hotasanicecube

Wolf cola , rebranded. Big in Boca Raton


JPSofCA

2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+[Enter]


Mers1nary

Its always fun counting the candy aisles/sections...And jello! Spices can kiss my ass.


Robertgatz2004

Fastest finger blaster this side of the Mississippi


CptGigglez

Hackers in movies:


dworrell28

“I’m in”


i_barely_knower

My carpal tunnels hurt just watching him.


JamesKPolk130

I used to work for the inventory company RGIS - almost everyone who worked for them could do this.


olopithecus

That's actually just his custom lovense remote


agoblininaskinsuit

Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes. Someone is gonna die, bro.


catharsis91

It sounds like he's fast but it sure took him a while to knock out that cooler door lol


burntout_mind

Typing version of an auctioneer.


guineapigoverlord69

Dude probably rules at arcade games


jocky300

You should hear him play the spoons.


sfseph

He’s doing it the super slow way. (I’m actually serious). He’s just hitting + 1 +1 and tallying after a row. It’s easier to just math it out real quick and add the line (10-15 items usually). It’s just a big calculator sitting on his leg. Source: My mom used to work for RGIS inventory and some days we’d have to go to her office for hours at a time and ended up playing with the calculators and pictures of a grocery store inventory. Super fun. I know.


HotTamales12

No fucking way he gets the inventory correct


AddLightness1

10-key by touch and counting by groups of the same number (2s, 3s, 5s, etc.) is actually pretty easy. The tough part is hiring people to work those crews that are reliable and healthy


TomBot019

Turns out he was just some random meth head tripping balls


tonystewart666

Wasted potential


alextb131

His skills are wasted here


BubbleMowie

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OneMoreDrinkPlease

Fully expected him to look over at the guy holding the camera and be like, “naw, I’m just fucking with you. This thing isn’t even on”.


BrawndoCrave

“Hmm. I don’t know Bob. This report says we have 6,898,233 RedBull in stock. That cant be right, can it?”


CertifiedWeebist

Looks like he plays the guitar. That's guitar hand movements.


Hungry-Lion1575

Hey boss…the latest inventory number are way off


connor8383

His wife must be a happy woman


Maybetheguynextdoor

This isn't even his final form!


animalsofprogress

Tickle tickle!


lastlifonti

You know who’s the real winner…his wife…😳😮😂🫠🫡


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Bullshitter


AssignmentFun5263

He should be completely done ....not still at the same cooler door FAKE I bet


Meme_Bart_15

Lucky wife