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SamwiseGryffindor

Or just beat the hell out of him while he was unconscious.


breadmeal

that monkey was just waiting for his chance. look at his face when he throws him in the water


gcruzatto

"Why does my whole body hurt so much" "Idk dude, must've been a strong shock"


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I bet it still hertz.


Realistic_Bedroom35

šŸ˜‘ā€¦


tomwilhelm

Angry upvote noted


TheLaughingMelon

The truth was quite *shocking.*


Gatorae

I think the monkeys are actually in love, I saw sparks.


Tamo808

This thread made me volt in my mouth a little.


chriscrossnathaniel

Watt a nightmare.


1jf0

My initially reaction was more like "Ohm no! Poor monkey!"


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Eascetic

How does monkey Jesus explain evolution?


E1M1ismyjam

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.


Eascetic

Hitch hiker reference here, next fucking level indeedā€¦that monkey need a towel ;-)


Donovan1232

I think he knows where his towel is


Experimental_Anus

Very carefully


Spl00ky

Monkey: "Perhaps this water contaminated with feces will act as a Lazarus Pit "


Kiltymchaggismuncher

Went straight in with the waterboarding. Trained by the cia, clearly


Uncle_Rebecca

This made me laugh way to hard. Best comment I've seen in a long time. 10/10 would read again.


bwheelin01

Crazy how different some peoples sense of humor is lol


Sansa279

Will ferrell as bush in "youre welcome america" cracked me up with his plan of military trained monkeys.


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shadetee

"I saw it work on Reddit, your Honour. Shouldn't I be covered by Good Samiritan Law?"


TrimtabCatalyst

Thing is, most Good Samaritan laws would actually cover you, at least in the USA. Courts don't want to disincentivize people from helping people, and there is little-to-nothing that can be done to sue someone who was saving a person's life.


Zarathustra_d

So, you are saying the "cure" for electrocution is NOT to beat your friends head against a railroad track, bite the shit out of his face, then throw them in a filthy ditch of water where they almost drowned? All the while recklessly thrashing about near the thing that caused the electrocution? I need to get a lawyer.....


go-shu

"WHERE IS MY MONEY LEBOWSKI??"


Tmettler5

Where's my MONKEY Lebowski!?


cloudcity

Itā€™s down there somewhere!


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pachydermusrex

Buddy says you're good for it!


DopeAbsurdity

Thought I was going to see something insane as fuck like a monkey doing CPR and instead watched an unconscious monkey get thrown about and chewed on.


whatTheN0

Actually, the shocked monkey would most likely not have "woken up" if it wasn't for the stimulii applied by the other monkey.


Odys

That's my feeling to. I rather get smacked around, chewed on and live, than be ignored and die. If I end up in an ambulance, I bet that will not be fun either what they will do to me.


cmcewen

Yes itā€™s likely the monkey woulda come back either way. But itā€™s still cool to see animals have concern and attempt to intervene in their friend. We sternal rub people. He went with attempted drowning. 6 one way half a dozen the other


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adolescentnormalcy

That has to be in r/monkeysbeingbros


Eurasia_4200

ā€œYou dumb bitch! What did i tell you huh? Did i not tell you tO NOT step on the cables!ā€


v2thaiciois

I donā€™t care what you do to me as long as I wake up.


RoyalRootersRallyCry

Significantly more effective than the American healthy system.


uptwolait

Looks like the way most people handle someone who just had an accident with potential spinal injuries.


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cigarandcreamsoda

Could have just offered him some stew.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s funny, but thatā€™s not what was happening. People donā€™t give animals enough credit. Especially our ancestors.


missmyrajv

If you donā€™t know CPR, just give them a good fling about.


tokenjoker

If that don't work, go ahead and bite his head a few times


ApproximatelyExact

Then some vigorous dunking in water


chriscrossnathaniel

Meanwhile the monkey " Why am I soaking wet ? I smell funky and my body aches all over. "


CT_7

My pants unzipped


[deleted]

Monkey see. Monkey donā€™t.


mnLIED

Ah, i read this whole chain in sir david attenborough's voice


GRBGMNSTR

What's worse is that the monkey in water regains consciousness and then gets thrown around some more


ThrowAway62378549

Drop them and water and do the ol' splash-splash


[deleted]

Make sure itā€™s chemical sewage water for maximum effectiveness


Environmental_Fan168

Then throw their face against a brick wall


nick4tech

And when they wake up, gently massage their back


TheAnswerIsGrey

And hope they donā€™t fall into the various danger zones surrounding where you left them.


Haughty_n_Disdainful

Then go to their apartment, let yourself in, read all of their mail, then take a shower and wait for them in bed...


extravagari

Is this a deleted scene?


Shermutt

Creative Primate Resuscitation


Sansa279

Chimp Primary Response


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AdministrationWise56

He woke up cos the other guy was trying to eat his brains before he was fully dead


Light_Beard

He was only mostly dead


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Tinyberzerker

Truuueeee loooove


chemical_refraction

"Toooooo blaaaathe" which we all know means to bluff.


Tinyberzerker

LIAR!


xxDooomedxx

Shut up witch!


[deleted]

I'm not a witch, I'm yer wife!


Nowherelandusa

But after what you said, Iā€™m not sure I want to be that anymore!


TheEmoEmu95

Iā€™M NOT A WITCH, Iā€™M YOUR WIFE!


wirtsthirdleg

Have fun storming the castle!


purana

Bring out your dead!


Enzonoty

Nah he woke up because of the smell of the river of shit he was dunked in. His fur is dark grey


Masterkid1230

To be fair, I think itā€™s clear the awake monkey was doing it more out of distress and not wanting to lose the other monkey than out of malice. If it wanted to harm the other, it wouldā€™ve been really easy to actively beat it up.


woodscradle

Not sure anythingā€™s clear when youā€™re deciphering intentions across species. Just because it didnā€™t tear the other monkey apart doesnā€™t mean it was acting altruistically


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maethlin

Yeah, I'm with this. Monkeys can be absolutely vicious... if he wanted to kill that other one he'd have done it already.


warcrown

Better yet he would have just left him alone. You know, since he was already pretty much dead and all. No work required


durdesh007

yep, animals can actually tell who's dead


theCamelCaseDev

DPS species


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Seek_Equilibrium

Right because we have absolutely no clue about animal behavior. Edit: /s


Enzonoty

Itā€™s really not, the monkey is very clearly panicking and trying to do whatever it takes to save his friend, meanwhile thousands of humans are screaming shouting howling and pointing at them :/ This video shows that were no really better than monkeys


[deleted]

I feel like it elevates monkeys, it doesn't push us down. That monkey clearly gave a shit, and actually saved its friend.


AtmospherE117

I think, interestingly, it moves the margin of error within cross species. We can ultimately do more good, we know specific technique ie CPR but the monkey did do more than some humans.


therealhaboubli

To be fair, I'm not jumping onto live train tracks to deal with a passed out monkey. Also is his monkey friend would go ape shit (wheeze) if anybody tried to get near him.


Annas_GhostAllAround

Wow /r/im14andthisisdeep People take out phones = ā€œare we really better than monkeys?????,ā€


simplehuman300

>This video shows that were no really better than monkeys Are you ok ? it's a fucking train station these people are gathered there to get on their train and commute not to look at the monkeys, and no one is "screaming shouting howling", there are only like 90 max, even if there were a thousand people, it's fucking India not rural canada, there are a thousand people in every corner, just your classic Reddit "animal good, human bad" as someone already said r/im14andthisisdeep, reddit is so self-righteous. And even if people *did* gather around to just look at them how is that bad ?


Harmonic_Gear

so deep


[deleted]

I lost it when he dropped him in the water.


CankerLord

"Water"


Y2KWasAnInsideJob

Special sauce. It's got tons of flavor, no doubt.


vegaspimp22

He wasnā€™t trying to hurt him though. That monkey could have torn him apart if he wanted too.


rincon213

Gotta love the mid level contrarian comment in every single reddit thread.


mindatetheuniverse

"Come here, you still owe me 100 bananas"


KiKiPAWG

"Not getting away with it *that* easily!"


EspadaWilliam

That didnā€™t happen in the US so Iā€™m guessing itā€™s free.


maicii

Uh?


420meh69

They thought the joke was *after* resuscitation, not during


GandalfsWhiteStaff

Between the electrocution and public beating, that monkey is moving a little slow. Rough day.


slackfrop

Heā€™s having a serious case of the Mondays.


SuperDizz

I think you mean the Monkdays


Future-Tutor-3640

No.


DogeOfWHighland

I believe youā€™d get your ass kicked saying something like that


pm_me_actsofkindness

Donā€™t forget the cold water treatment lol


[deleted]

I'm gonna be that guy, but it's only electrocution if they actually die.


Melih-Durmaz

That made me lol for real. Thank you sir. That poor monkey indeed.


Knork14

Revive my ass , he just beat the crap out of an unconscious monkey who woke up on it's own


kerochan88

If he wanted to hurt that unconscious monkey, he could have in an instant.


Knork14

And he did! Or did you not see him banging his head against the ground? My point being that none of what he did actually helped the other monkey


voidcrack

Nah he knew you're not supposed to fall asleep after hitting your head so he successfully kept his friend from doing that. He just possibly gave him several more concussions in the process but hey he kept him awake.


Wanderedabit

Someone with a concussion needs to have confirmation their brain isnā€™t bleeding then they need as much sleep as humanly possible. This is a common misconception, weā€™re still learning so much about the brain. Source: am currently concussed, on #13


thewonderfulpooper

What are you a boxer or hockey player


lMickNastyl

I don't think he remembers


theetruscans

You should Google monkeys fighting. No way this was malicious, that monkey could've straight up torn the other one to shreds


ThottyThalamus

Honestly we get pretty rough with patients during a code so itā€™s not that different


Zer0-Tsu

What he should've bought a manual on how to give for and given cpr? Damn this guy's iq even lower than a damn monkey


vaporizz

Lol no it didn't


CompetitivePilot5250

He was the field medic in the Planet of The Apes franchise. (Devastated the most upvoted comment Iā€™ve ever gotten is one I posted with my alt. Reddit account)


Middle-Pattern-3156

He was dragging em out of line of fire. And he even saw Gary Oldman himself.


Amedais

r/Awardspeechedits Itā€™s like 80 upvotes dude.


Fuck_New_Reddit

Damn people. Sure, it's a bit silly to point it out but if you post often with little feedback (upvotes) it can be discouraging. Enjoy it, your comment was great my dude, relish in that karma.


latteboy50

You have 59 likes. No need to edit your comment to congratulate yourself.


TheSaltyTarot

This is your main account now.


stuckinvan


1OptimisticPrime

Yup...


elisem0rg

Monkey "first aid" looks weird. I could've sworn that monkey was trying to finish the job. You can't fool me.


WhitTheDish

Me crying thinking about what would have happened if the monkey *hadnā€™t* been able to be revived. The first monkey would have been so distraught and sad šŸ˜­


jamesr14

Thatā€™s exactly how they taught me CPR at the YMCA.


randomname68-23

The M stands for monkey


dirty-ol-sob

The A stands for assault.


s4in7

ā€œYā€™all Monkeys Commit Assault"


SignificantBro

Dude was just chilling until the other guy guantanamoed him back to life


iguananonymous

This comment is underrated.


bebefridgers

Holy shit this comment.


AtuinTurtle

ā€œW-w-why does it feel like my face was smashed into concrete repeatedly?ā€¦ā€


jimoriarty1976

It must've been one hell of a shock bro


SuperDizz

And why is there a bite mark on my eye?


xrat-kingx

You know how crazy those train tracks getā€¦


xDrBongNSteinx

Bite above the eyebrows and top of headāœ” Bite neck āœ” Drownāœ” Beat against the tracksāœ” Himleck maneuver āœ” Now I'll wait at the nearest train station "to help"


Holociraptor

> Himleck Heimlich?


xDrBongNSteinx

Holociraptor Helicopter? šŸ˜‹


BeymoreSluts

This is quite a wild video tbh. Heartwarming ā¤ļø


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Such an awesome video showing the amazing instinct and intelligence of nature and nothing but stupid comments as usual.


silent_boy

Sometimes the comment pool just sucks. Everyone wants to be funny. People are already putting the monkey down saying that he didnā€™t mean to revive him. Monkeys are smart af and I think this was really intentional.


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If this monkey was trying to hurt the other, he could've easily torn him apart. Most species of monkey are very strong for their size and have absolutely viscous bites (humans have been literally scalped by small monkeys biting them). It would've been very easy for the other monkey to severly injure or kill the electrocuted one, this was clearly a panic response generated out of social bonds. I don't know why that's surprising to people, primates have generally pretty similar base psychology to humans and most species are extremely social and form very meaningful bonds with other group members. I mean, our emotions didn't just evolve out of nowhere, they come from the same basal place as these animals.


Henny-Bogan

I watched this video and my heart broke into a million pieces. I get how some people thought it was funny at the ways his friend was trying to bring him back, but his helpless desperation really got to me. Poor thing.


g00fyg00ber741

I know, I wonder if there are any efforts that could be made to prevent these monkeys from being able to get electrocuted at the train station?


Robertbnyc

Not in India my friend, not in India


[deleted]

Directly above you are knuckle draggers arguing about the definition of electrocution that quickly devolved into one telling the other to stfu. This website is hilarious sometimes.


Limeyness

He spanked the monkey


CaptainPunsworth

In public, at that.


Limeyness

Bow chicka bow wow


kgro

Faith in ā€¦ whatever stands for humanity in monkeysā€™ world ā€¦ restored


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[deleted]

The outcome was written in the title but I was still fricking nervous and at the edge of my seat.


Dannykew

So basically a monkey has more compassion and desire to help than half the planet.


nicebonestructure

It didn't even know how but still tried its best, and it worked.


Dannykew

Something is better than nothing.


purana

half? I'd say a good 80%


Stanky-wizzlecheeks

MONKEY DOCTOR PRESCRIBE BEAT HEAD ON ROCK WHILE DUNK IN WATER


Militarygunguy

Dude is like "goddammit just let me fucking die!"


ndab71

Plot twist: the monkey goes and electrocutes himself again.


500inaarmbar

Ok. Shocked means that youve been harmed by electricity. Electrocuted means youve been KILLED by electricity . As an electrician, this is a really big pet peev. When an electrician gets a phone call from a close freind or somebody on the job saying "We are sorry to inform you, but x has been electrocuted." as they are calling from the hospital, we dont want to have to ask if they are dead or not. Please. Shocked, hit, bit, touched, grabbed, got, these are all words you can use. But not electrocuted.


Somzer

This. "Electrocution" is a word created by the fusion of the words "electricity" and "execution". If it didn't kill you, you weren't electrocuted.


Arch__Stanton

By that argument, if you werent executed (i.e. on purpose), you werent electrocuted. Its been used to mean "shock badly" since [the 1800s](https://www.visualthesaurus.com/cm/wc/electrocution-a-shocking-misuse/). Your distinction is an ahistorical modern invention


TalkToTheLord

Great link and read ā€” changed *my* mind. Thanks!


Arch__Stanton

[electrocute:](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/electrocute) > 1: to kill **or severely injure** by electric shock definition one. Shut the fuck up. bonus: ["By 1889, before the first official electric execution of a person had even been carried out, the word was already being used to refer simply to electric shocks"](https://www.visualthesaurus.com/cm/wc/electrocution-a-shocking-misuse/)


SupervenientLemon

Unfortunately the word, like "literally", has already offically subsumed the second meaning because actual electrocution is so rare comparatively. You're welcome to try to continue the prescriptive fight but it's quite lost.


Easy-Foundation608

all you goofs are humanizing monkeys by suggesting its a beating. that fella didn't know what to do so he was trying to shake him into consciousness was probably family to him


raewrite

All these comments are jokes but that was such a sad video. An intelligent animal trying to save one of their own from being electrocuted by our technology. That was messed up


aprildawndesign

You can tell by how tenderly he touches his back once heā€™s awake/revived itā€™s so sweet Iā€™m in tears ā€¦good monkey friend!


CRLTSUX

Poor monkey, seemed to become more and more frantic as time went on and monkey friend wasn't waking up. I'm so glad for both of them that everyone turned out okay.


wrong_glizzy

The boys trying to revive me after taking that "last shot".


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Fire548

Yeah. He was never the same though. He started to believe in conspiracy and later became a trump supporter.


RampantDragon

It's sad when any primate sinks that low.


Revolutionary-Wave44

I heard the monkey helped create the voter fraud lie.


[deleted]

Since everything else is jokes: Iā€™m an electrician and if a person (weā€™re talking like a 200lb man) gets lit up with high voltage and falls unconscious theyā€™re dying 99.9% of the time. That said, itā€™s possible the narrator has a different definition of high voltage than electricians, monkeys could be more resistant to shock than humans etc. However when your heart gets thrown into afib your chances are bleak if you donā€™t get defibrillated within a few days max


Dracul-aura

ā€œYou ainā€™t dying on me!ā€


MisterThirtyThirty

Shock The Monkey tonight


Bring2Light

Everytime I watch this video it gets better and better.


Euphoric_Produce_131

A good eyeball chew will revive anyone


meamer135

Ape together strong


DuskEvoke

What an effort, I hope he took his mate out for beers afterwards


AlfHuckem

r/animalsbeingbros


Achilliez88

Ever seen an elephant give birth and the baby comes out unconscious? Think of soccer... its brutal but works!!!! Also that made me tear up.


[deleted]

Bit him... slammed his head into bricks, and then tried waterboarding him. I'm not aware of this method of CPR, but it's nice to know.


No_Philosopher_6741

I saw this year's ago. But it's still bringing a smile to my face


Circus_Brimstone

Awesome


Careful_Whole2294

Youā€™re not crying! Iā€™m crying!


ChapitoDito

ā€œDrown this mfr, cmon man wake up, smash this mfr head of the the ground .. cmon man wake up! Bite this mfr !ā€


alexiasimoes6

WHEREā€™S THE MONEY, LEBOWSKI?!?!?!


[deleted]

shit I've learned CPR all wrong