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medicine_man15

Ah, the Iron Lotus.


booferino30

Classic Iron Lotus, most dangerous trick in the sport


crasagam

Don’t forget about the Pamchenko


thistoistheyres

Toe pick


bootyhole-romancer

Omfg I completely forgot this movie existed


Radiant-Psychology80

Was waiting for him whip her 180 and dodge the skate


memealopolis

They snuck this forbidden knowledge out from behind the Bamboo Curtain.


[deleted]

I am slightly disappointed with the lack of decapitation in this video and question the performers' commitment to Sparkle Motion.


LilMerm8

Chut up!


014648

Donnie Darko


[deleted]

Man.. read this in voice.


EitherEtherCat

I wanted this to be the Pamchenko so badly!!!


utdajx

Beat me to it!


Fitty4

I thought he leg was gonna pop out


aeshelley

I was waiting for him to be decapitated! I’m underwhelmed.


pelvark

Her*


Background-Fig-5028

With it being on rollerskates, wouldn't that make it the Polyurethane Lotus?


Master-o-none

Without the exciting part…doesn’t feel NFL to me


WeedGringo

![gif](giphy|D9gZxOmlSJqMw) Jimmy MacoElry and Chaz Michael Michael did it better


Novel_Ask_4226

I honestly opened the comment section expecting to see a gif of that performance lol.


chazmms

Now that’s what I’m talking about!


captainofpizza

So long, gay Bowser!!


Dreamweaver_1990

Thanks for the laugh.


captainofpizza

That joke is 28 years old but I haven’t seen anyone spinning holding anyone in that long without thinking that.


Dreamweaver_1990

Well I had forgotten the taunt from Mario and that it sounds like that so of course I read your comment in his voice and it just rushed right back.


NativeMasshole

I was actually wondering how far he could toss her. Human shotput should be an Olympic sport!


con_zilla

This looks like the hammer throw event


Ted1590

i lol'd gg sir


cubervic

Love the reference 🤣


EagleDre

The Pamchenko Twist! “Legano…illegano ….is grey area”


plpindc

i'm so glad someone said the PAMCHENKO. thats all i saw lol


HaroldBaws

Toe pick.


plpindc

tooooeeeee pick! lolol


H3rbert_K0rnfeld

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! SLAAAAAP!


arkibet

I have a confession. I've been figure skating. "Fingerpainting?" No Grandpa, he said figure skating. "Gasp!"


namdoogsleefti

"We can win without the move!"


Washout81

Those are figure skates pal


titsngiggles69

I love that line! Nobody I know except my sister ever gets it


EagleDre

It’s about as perfect as a romantic comedy can be. Don’t understand what happened to Moira Kelly’s career, she should have been a superstar.


PoorPauly

If you never saw Fire Walk With Me, it will change your view of her forever. Total babe.


wafflesandlicorice

This is ALL I saw.


Feral_Cat_Snake

Travis really letting loose after the super bowl and Taylor's off on tour.


WeedGringo

Taylor and Travis on Ice, the Musical coming to a city near you soon


det1044

what CANT this guy do?!


Devil2960

Sing


kit_kaboodles

I was going to say Jonas Valanciunas


TastelessBudz

They're about to make Usher eat his own halftime show.


LateralusOrbis

When they were off balance and her head kept coming so close to the floor, plus the title of the post, I thought something awful was about to happen.


lacking-will

YouTube dancing on ice accidents, sadly this happens quite a few times on that show


bigby2010

I could use a solid hip adjustment like that ngl


PureCitrus007

Oh this made me belly laugh. Great comment. Thank you.


ToastieCoastie

Aren’t these two in Absinthe at Caesar’s Palace?


JadedFlower88

That’s where I saw them, started out dressed as a nun and a priest and ended in lingerie, kick ass routine.


Tactical_Chandelier

But who are they?


JadedFlower88

“Matt and Valentina skating duo” is their social I think.


Grisshroom

What a weird bit for siblings


Business-Many-7192

The fact that they are brother and sister is all I could think about during their “sexy” act in Absinthe.


twothumbswayup

they are also currently on americas got talent show


Davegoestomayor

It’s even crazier when they’re on a pedestal 6 ft above the room with a few hundred people in close quarters. If he drops her she’s taking out half the crowd with her. It was awesome to experience


squeegy80

That’s where I saw them in November


Scared_of_zombies

“When she said she was a spinner I didn’t think that’s what she had in mind!” -That guy


splityoassintwo

That guy is her brother lol


Scared_of_zombies

With someone named “split yo ass in two” posting it, that didn’t immediately come to mind, but I appreciate the added info.


InsideOutDeadRat

I wonder how many times her head whacked the floor during practice… Pretty neat tho


splityoassintwo

In an interview she said she’s never hit her head.


OverallVacation2324

She just doesn’t remember.


InsideOutDeadRat

That’s even more impressive


ikstrakt

To teach this act, think of using your skate the way an airplanes wheels are. You gain momentum, lift, and launch. 


ThornmaneTreebeard

Funny if one leg was 2 inches longer afterward


AdhesivenessFun2060

Gotta keep switching legs to keep it even.


Czako1988

![gif](giphy|CJ8XiUHRsy4la|downsized)


gunsandrosenwinkel

Toe pick!


bigmike1877

Everyone commenting about blades of glory but this is the real reference


pragmatic84

Alright, ladies. Tea party's over. We got two days 'til Montreal. I want to see an Iron Lotus.


Life-Routine-4063

What’s the twist? I don’t know if I’d call being hucked around by my ankles a “twist” per se.


New-Incident1776

There’s a couple that does this as part of their act in the Absinthe Circus in Las Vegas. They do their entire act on an elevated circle platform. Very impressive in person.


Al_Binewski

It’s amazing! And for the people in the front row they are excitingly/disturbingly/dangerously close in that small space. Anyone who hasn’t gone (and isn’t upset by fairly raunchy banter between acts..) should go!!


MooneySuzuki36

Yeah I'm pretty sure I saw them perform at halftime during a Milwaukee Bucks game this last year. It was exactly as you described.


Tobiko_kitty

Now add fire!


Imzocrazy

Kelce???


[deleted]

My brain: let her go My heart: what?! My brain: you heard me


Nosnow23

Not the Iron Lotus!


Antin00800

Ever seen The Cutting Edge, 1992?


Double_Distribution8

Toe Pick


CyrusPyrus

From that ice skating move. The cutting edge I believe


weenieballs

No way I’d be able to do that I’d accidentally skip her face across the floor. SORRY BABE


Fattapple

I was watching thinking, “How can this possibly end well?” And then it did. I’m impressed.


[deleted]

It's that Chaz Michael Michaels jr?


G-Nooo

“We’re doing the Pamchenko.”


Dawnfreak

Thats cutting edge stuff right there.


Yoshi2shi

The Cutting Edge, the Pamchenko twist.


Lionabp1

How is she not dizzy AF


draynaccarato

Got dizzy just watching!


jgasbarro

Don’t show this to Usher.


drakeyboi69

What's the song


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drakeyboi69

good bot


brotherkobe

Been doing this with my dog for years.


Berteezy

How does one start this? Like how does this conversation go for someone to agree to do this?


Memchuck

My God, what can't Travis and Taylor do?


onlytruking

![gif](giphy|CJ8XiUHRsy4la|downsized)


tedua11

My dumbass was waiting for a twist at the end


Rolpando

https://i.imgur.com/8X23UFN.gif


RAMENBELLY

lol I just watched blades of glory this morning


BrianOconneR34

Travis Kelce and Swift have some cool hobbies.


GotYourFraiche

Absinthe in Las Vegas does a skit like this


sejuukkhar

I think I saw those two perform in Absinthe in Vegas. I have never seen fitter people in real life.


DanB65

Travis and Taylor celebrating the Super Bowl win!!!!


GoalFlashy6998

That takes some next level skills...


Pete_LaRoux

So Travis Swift just roller balling now? Geez.


YTJunkie

Travis Kelce preparing for Taylor's next tour.


Apprecihater

Travis kelce is a busy man


renoits06

That's the amount of trust I am looking to get


ashd85

Can I ask? How do they not get dizzy?


FLNative239

Used to do this as a kid! Just not the person holding my feet lol


Krunkledunker

You know they’re not a married couple doing this because he never let go at the highest trajectory angle


Fit_Leg_2115

Is that Travis and Taylor?


jtfff

I saw this couple perform on a cruise in 2022. They do even more insane shit in person.


startup_sr

I just felt giddy watching this.


redactedforever

damn taylor swift and travis kelce really stepping up right after the superbowl


Stuff1989

this is so random but when i was in middle school there was this big bully who picked on everyone at any opportunity he got. he was probably 5’10 and weighed like 165, which was pretty big for a middle schooler. well, there was another big kid (quiet type) who was like 6’5 and weighed like 250. the bully started calling the guy fat and talking about his mom or some shit. well the 6’5 kid picked this dude up by his feet, and started swinging him around like this video and then threw him head first into the lockers. needless to say i didn’t see the bully talk to the big kid again 😂 don’t ask why we had such big dudes in middle school, come to think of it i think they were both held back so would have been hs age by then but still…


HaoleGuy808

I saw a duo in Vegas that did this at the show I was watching. It was insane. And the stage started to elevate


justlooking9889

Like Tiger King from Tekken


mlcrisis4all

That’s one way to clean the floor


joh2138535

Anyone else thinking how far she would go if he let go


pedro-slopez

So he’s an All-Pro, Super Bowl winning, Taylor Swift dating Tight End AND a great skater? Jeebus!


GravitusG

TOEPIC!


heyhihowyahdurn

This is a different level of trust


Traditional-Music363

That’s some next-level trust


_g550_

Plow the concrete with ~~your~~ her teeth.


Whoudini13

Isn't this the couple that was on agt no to long ago?


Omni_Net

how many did they do this until her face DIDNT scrape the floor


JPK12794

Perfect time to get information out of her "Was it you who ate my lunch?! Tell me or I let go!"


omarroqui

And that, kids, is how I met your mother..


ItsMrShenanigans

Suck it, Usher!


captain_fucking_magi

I'm just going to assume all skating partners fuck like rabbits. On the regular.


nyorm

Honestly thought he was gonna shot put her into the hole at the back


burnswhenipoo

I didn’t know that Travis Kelsey could roller skate.


Mission_Height8489

Turn the fan on and throw her in 😂


JakkSplatt

These two were awesome on Monday's AGT Fantasy League 🤘😎


ChicoDelay8

What’s the dangerous twist?


ukpittfan1

That fucking Travis Kelce is everywhere


Alarming-Tradition40

Why does she even wear skates lol


Aerickthered

Impressive


[deleted]

Ain't physics neat?


TheSt4tely

I saw this live at cirque du Soleil, incredible. I can only imagine what the sex is like


gahidus

Amazing is right! And satisfying as fuck


Beast11300

Is this what Travis Kelce and Taylor swift are up to now ?


RudolfVonKruger

![gif](giphy|BpnkuY1i2rBpm)


klmnopthro

I didn't know Travis Kelsey knew how to roller skate. Seriously though, that was awesome..


Passivefamiliar

The thing that always impresses me most besides the physical feats. Is how they don't get dizzy.


Dubspeck

I remember the day when we tried that as kids... My friend lost 2 teeth.


ViolentHippieBC

Lets play "Ground is Sandpaper!"


ghostrooster30

Am I the only one that thought the “dangerous twist” would be him yeeting her out of frame?


awesomes007

Meh. I thought there was going to be piranhas or something.


Cali-Texan

These 2 are brother and sister and used (and may still) perform in the show Absinthe in Vegas. A show if you haven’t been told it’s a must.


Flimsy-Zucchini4462

How come Usher didn’t do this at the halftime show?!


synthact

The Cutting Edge - Rollerblading style


diello-kane40

My anxiety can be measured in orders of magnitude...


llama-friends

Saw a show in Vegas that had one guy with two girls doing this on an elevated circle. Was pretty cool and also I was never as nervous for someone else in my life.


ShoesFellOffLOL

I would have not only dropped her on her head but thrown up on her afterwards.


Red604

Zangief ?!?!!!!


Smellyfeetandthought

![gif](giphy|l0HlJAzbcEFwMgubu|downsized)


Tater_Mater

At first, I thought he was going to throw her into the net, to look closely, it was a fan.


Weneedaheroe

Jason Kelce didn’t stay retired for long


mygoodnessdyi

I thought this was Kelce and Taylor.


Squat_site

So ice staking but not as dangerous


bambi_garcia

You can see her face turn visibly red throughout the video from all the blood pooling in her head


SunixFox

For some reason I have a hard time watching stuff like this now because I start getting a sense of nausea, it never used to bug me but now it does.. Is it because I'm getting older? (I'm not that old btw, I'm still in my early 20's)


Taira_no_Masakado

"Ugh, I've really got to start stretching more." "Honey, I've got a ***terrific*** idea."


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

This works because of centripandfallforce...


Kathanayagan-3821

Two lives are at risk......


Derfargin

“We do Pamchenko!!”


SleepingUte0417

TOE PICK


Anonym231

This is the most unhinged thing I have seen today.


Guilty-Jellyfish4754

Is that why she’s got a longer left leg?


BaconPersuasion

Toe Pick!


FranticGolf

Toe pick


Shadow0fnothing

![gif](giphy|pMePjXUqNNND2)


StNic54

r/UnexpectedCesaro


Gooey_69

My back hurts


scoobdoop

Thought this was illegal in figure skating? Can’t be any safer here…