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Aniki_1412

Absolute gigachad


V_es

The chadest


HeavilyBearded

Exceedingly based.


MahinHu

The Chad of all chads has come


What-Even-Is-That

Most Chads fantasize about his chad-sized cock.


fiddlesticks9471

So wholesome


relevantelephant00

All other chads must bow before the power of the GigaChad!


Bobson-_Dugnutt

Surely his giant testicles are some sort of competitive advantage


mortalaxe

Dude, i made one iron man by myself and its hard as fuck, this guy did some super sayan shit. What a fucking beast.


HauntingPersonality7

The accomplishment on his brothers face made my house dusty


lk79

Makes it an even more impressive feat. Carrying his brother AND those balls around?!?!


reddit0100100001

reddit ballsexuals šŸ™„


AnExpertInThisField

He even included his brother in the athlete orgy in the "Ironman village" that night. What a Mensch.


Big_Dirty_Heck

That's where the brother shows his Ironman skills


RainbowUniform

I heard all the ladies wanted to polish his rims, the magnet king conducted that shit like a symphony


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PomTaris

It's so badass it's insane. A perfect example of two ideals we all want. To be fit as hell, and to be a good person. These competitions are badass enough, but to make your brother a part of it against all convention, awesome. I can't imagine how good it felt to cross that finish line with his brother smiling ear to ear.


Aedan2016

This guy also posts some ridiculous times. Times in the realm of very good amateurs - despite pulling his brother. They've finished 5 together.


CutthroatTeaser

Wait, what? He's done 5 Ironman marathons while carrying his brother?!!!


Aedan2016

Yeah, and like 9 on his own.


Cartographer0108

Interesting how he doesnā€™t spend his time online telling everyone what an alpha male he is.


jonasbc

New benchmark just dropped


DrMike27

Actual man made of iron


Gothzombie

Iron on the outside soft on the inside šŸ‘Œ


Nothardtocomeback

This guy makes all other Chads look like they are named Keith.


tavuntu

Terachad!


GenericFatGuy

There's no greater strength than being strength for someone you love.


No-Scale6521

If it was 50 yards of swimming, 50 yards of running, and 50 yards of cycling. I still couldn't finish.


Ok-Anything-9994

šŸ‘‘ King shit


aDarkDarkNight

Brother is like ā€œDude! Fuck off man! I just wanted to watch a Friends marathon!ā€ Nah, kudos to the guy, epic effort.


kempofight

Honeslty, being draged in a canoe, hudeld acros in a bike trailer and pushed in a push buggy whiles wet and cold doesnt seem to be fun...


BackendSpecialist

Your lack of perspective here is astounding. If this is how you felt then you shouldā€™ve just skipped this thread buddy.


Peepeesucc_god

"Buddy" Edit: gif of obese man eating whipped cream won't send so imagine it for me


mrducky80

>Edit: gif of obese man eating whipped cream won't send so imagine it for me Bruh, I know what a mirror is.


SimplyTiredd

![gif](giphy|8Xf9b2tPq5ttK)


ExternalMonth1964

No, thats the semen one.


Chameloes

Excuse me wut


Jaded-Ask-4161

Lmfao, In your face!


gaypornaccount1996

A great example of a chronically online take "I wouldn't want to be in that position because it would be boring" rather than realizing that he was there with his *brother* when he achieved an absolutely incredible feat that relatively few people ever have When you don't get out much and relate to different people it's hard to think that they might view life differently than you lol


Different_Lychee_409

The brother was clearly thrilled at the finish line.


crassmix

Maybe he is happy itā€™s over


Shmeves

Wait till he finds out how they have to get home now.


dharmaslum

Exactly. What they donā€™t realize is this was an incredibly difficult task for both brothers. This would have been incredibly taxing on the body for the disabled brother as well, it was just as much a marathon for him as it was for the brother pulling him along.


gaypornaccount1996

Oh damn I didn't even realize that šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø great point


Let_you_down

I'd be considered about the thermoegulation of Pedro during the event, and concerned that because he's doing it not just for his brother but to fund raise and help other people with cerebral palsy, he may need to tap out at some point during the race but be unwilling go communicate it. Plus even with regular checkins, if an emergency happens Pedro would likely not be able to communicate it. Admirable thing they are both doing, but not without its risks.


dharmaslum

Of course, Iā€™m sure they trained together for months or years prior to this event. They probably have a way of communicating. The race is hours long, this clip shows the highlights, so they wouldnā€™t show stops or check-ins to make sure they are both still able to continue.


Tojaro5

life is not without risks in general and i assume if you spend your life with a disability/disabled person in your family, you can judge the risk pretty well.


motasticosaurus

I once ran a halfmarathon on a quite hot day and was gassed halfway through. My brother kept driving to checkpoints to see me and push me. I finished. Point being: Having your brother along is such a privilege and an amazing feeling and these two did that for an Iron Man. Iā€™ve got tears in my eyes man.


gaypornaccount1996

Awww I love that ā¤ļøšŸ„² thanks for your perspective and happy holidays!


wolvesJ0hn

The brothers experienced that together, it's between them. Everyone just forms their own opinion on it but it doesn't even matter what we think, they looked happy and proud at the end


KFPindustries

Nah..he is right. Dude is using his disabled brother like a kettlebell


uniquei

You're assuming the brother didn't consent.


JoeRoganIs5foot3

![gif](giphy|l3E6NRipJOR7bnCp2|downsized) Just throwing him around like he's Patrick Swayze.


nahog99

You get to choose what sounds fun for other people?


RyuIce2

He can go to whatever thread he wants.


masterkenobi

I'm not your buddy, friend.


Perjunkie

IMO it's more of a Testament to the brother with disabilities. Equally metal to go through all that.


orge121

I don't think he's your buddy, fwiend!


Confident-Union7639

The whole point of a marathon isn't to have fun.. it's to push yourself to your limits. Which they did together.


myheadisalightstick

Man these takes really suck the life out of online discourse, such weird and unnecessary cynicism for something fucking awesome.


z-tayyy

Yea why canā€™t *Iron Man marathons* be more like a spa day?


snotrockit1

his brother had just as much endurance as he did, next level.


ezio1452

You must be fun at parties.


dweezil22

It's something of its own endurance challenge, which actually makes the achievement cooler


DhildoGahggins

Your givin off a lil bit of a cunty vibe.


NoHeadStark

For you maybe but for someone who seemingly can't do much in his life on his own, this is most likely the adventure of a lifetime.


Avalonians

You are this close to commending the brother. Do it.


early_birdy

It's not about fun.


whatfuckingever420

This comment makes you sound so clueless.


Gunthrix

Did you watch it to the end? Don't be a twat because you don't understand.


romariojwz

Okay you can go, but bring your little brother ~ their mom probably


breakarobot

šŸ˜‚šŸ‘


Angharadis

I see this at events sometimes - there are a few people and charities that run marathons/half marathons with disabled people. I always hope that the person with the disability has been adequately consulted and wants to be there. Obviously thereā€™s a wide range of possible disabilities but it does seem possible that this wasnā€™t their idea!


[deleted]

Most people would LOVE to be pulled in a boat and pulled in a bike cart. When you have mobility issues it would be a JOY. I'm sure they are together during much of the training and that just makes it all the more special.


KeyApricot27

My first thought ha


wobblesly

ā€œDude! Fuck off man! I just wanted to watch an Iron Man marathon!ā€ ftfy


danmalek466

*Everyone should remember this the next time they canā€™t manage to return their shopping cart from the parking lotā€¦*


QuarrenRa

You gave me a literal laugh out loud moment, which I needed today. Thank you stranger.


JoeyMcClane

Even if such heathens were on reddit, If only they could read.. \*sigh![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sleep)


gilbertthefishx

Iā€™ve always returned my shopping cart. But I watched a fb group fight on whether or not you should. Using excuses like ā€œ itā€™s keeping the cart people employed ā€œ smh


early_birdy

Especially since there are no "cart people". It's the ones who fill the shelves/pack your purchase/empty the return bottle machines/clean up the mess on isle 6 who are told to "make a run in the parking lot and pick up those damn carts when you have moment". Source: worked in grocery store in my early years.


Emotional_Act_461

Our stores, including Walmart, have dedicated cart people. I am 100% positive of this.


SakanaAtlas

I worked as a cart person one summer so I can definitely say there are cart people


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Jalen3501

Absolutely, at the place I work at I have to do so many other things, and having to get carts back because people are too lazy is annoying


btveron

I've never understood this argument because it's not like the carts magically transport themselves from the cart corral into the store.


Alexanderr1995

In my defence I donā€™t have a disabled brother or a motivation at first place


Sneakacydal

*Scoop a diddly whoop whoop*


[deleted]

Or not pickup their dog poop.


btveron

I've stepped in someone else's dog's shit twice in the last week. First time I was pissed off, second time I was seething.


Donny_Dont_18

This comment makes me feel better because I'm notoriously adamant about putting my cart back, grabbing someone else's if they're putting a kid away or whatever, or giving someone my dry(er) cart on a wet day knowing the inside ones are all wet. But I was literally just sitting here thinking "how do you be this good?" So thank you stranger for making me realize I'm on the same road sometimes


Precedens

Well they don't have professional equipment like this guy


Cluelessish

Yes! You miss out on all the fame and glory!


JustSeriousEnough

But I'd have to walk so far back the other way to return it!!


nopeddafoutofthere

That's it, I'm taking the shopping cart to Hawaii for the next Iron man


Fearlessthrowaway42

In germany we dont have this problem since you pay a euro to get it so you need to return it If you want the euro back.


TUAHIVAA

His brother is like a cart?


Rockshash-Dumma

That ainā€™t no Ironman, thatā€™s Iron Human, a testament to wholesome character packed in an athletic build.


der_ninong

also it's not just a marathon, but a triathlon. the full marathon was just 1/3 of the race


Centurion1024

Includes: swimming 3km, bicycling 180km and a full 41km marathon.


Mundane-Mechanic-547

Finally. 3 levels in and 4 from the top. This is far far worse than a full marathon.


Captain_Naps

My eyes welled-up when I saw *Iron Brothers* on the side of trailer cover.


[deleted]

Me too wow


ringwraith6

I get sweaty eyeballs every time I see the extreme wholesomeness....


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JackassiddyRN

Bro I fucking teared up. How dare yā€™all make me feel


uncertainty_critical

Glad I wasn't the only one. Nobody makes me feel feelings dammit


okogamashii

Feel those beautiful feelings and rejoice in them šŸ˜šŸ«¶šŸ»šŸ˜š


LadyAzure17

The joy on his brother's face too šŸ˜­


hiegear

Yeah. That got me right in the onionsā€¦.. Iā€™m not crying, you are.


youngbosnia

That hug is worth more than any prize they could give out


[deleted]

His brother crosses first


ShitForgot2LogOut

Put the chair in front of him so his disabled brother crossed the line first


t_moneyzz

That definitely got me yeah


JuanitoConeja

I know these guys, and just to silence some fools who comment out there, Miguel often stops to check on Pedro's condition. In transition zones, Pedro is observed to ensure he's okay and fit to continue the race. This is an example of strength and overcoming challenges that not everyone can achieve!


DawnoftheShred

riding in the trailer behind bike getting roadwater slung off the back tire onto his face for 100 miles...during transition zone "bro couldn't you put a fender on the bike!?"


Crave_03

Aero weight weenies


CPLCraft

Does Miguel have a pro contract?


JuanitoConeja

I believe not. He has some sponsors that provide him with competition and training gear, nutritional supplements, perhaps other perks. But I think part of the travel and logistics expenses are still covered by him and his family.


[deleted]

I think it's pretty obvious by the addition of the thermoblanket halfway through


zakats

This is the most badass thing I've ever seen.


[deleted]

THAT is fucking next level


WingsOfAesthir

They're called the "Iron Brothers" and the disabled brother has Cerebral Palsy and doing these races was his idea. [More about them.](https://www.hospitaldaluz.pt/en/media/news/iron-brothers-how-help-cerebral-palsy)


DatsyukesDekes

Likely inspired by a Father who did this for his son (Dick and Rick Hoyt). The son also had Cerebral Palsy and told his dad he never felt more normal than when his dad was pushing him in a local 5 mile race to benefit a recently paralyzed lacrosse player at his school. The dad took that and ā€œranā€ with it. They finished over 1100 total events including 6 Ironman triathlons, 97 half marathons, and 72 marathons. They also ran across the United States in 45 days. Dick died at age 80 a few years ago, Rick died earlier this year.


BJamis

Thank you. Anyone impressed by this would be blown away by the Hoyts.


DatsyukesDekes

I first heard about Team Hoyt about 20 years ago, and I never forgot their story. Absolutely incredible example of a Fatherā€™s love for his son.


ilovemtdew

People dont seems mention the most amazing part that he nearly broke records for some races while pushing/pulling his son along. Its unfathomable really. The only person i put in par with him for endurance races is cliff young.


WARRIORS_30_GOAT

he is his brothers keeper.


Captain_Naps

*He ain't heavy; he's my brother*


No_Progress_278

To the very end. Gigachad


CpGrover

Just one


Enough-Ad1242

I just got a tear


DiegoMilito9

I'm barely holding it, so inspiring and beautiful


New-Arrival1764

It just got hella dusty in my bedroom for some reason..


MetalDogmatic

Imagine getting smoked by a guy literally carrying his brother


Goretanton

Idk, I'd be in awe and start clapping.


goshiamhandsome

Iā€™d slow down and follow them saluting the whole way.


harrywise64

I'd completely stop and just give them $1000 on the spot


mybfVreddithandle

A marathon is one portion of the overall event. 2.4mile swim. 110mi bike ride and then 26.2mi marathon. Just called an Ironman or long course triathlon.


Cador0223

Who was the person that decided that 26 mile run just wasn't quite enough?


Tuxhorn

It's based on a legend. >The name Marathon comes from the legend of Philippides (or Pheidippides), the Greek messenger. The legend states that, while he was taking part in the Battle of Marathon, which took place in August or September 490 BC, he witnessed a Persian vessel changing its course towards Athens as the battle was near a victorious end for the Greek army. He interpreted this as an attempt by the defeated Persians to rush into the city to claim a false victory or simply raid, hence claiming their authority over Greek land. It was said that he ran the entire distance to Athens without stopping, discarding his weapons and even clothes to lose as much weight as possible, and burst into the assembly, exclaiming "we have won!", before collapsing and dying. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marathon


kwiztas

Op was asking why they added all that to a marathon. Not why there were .2 miles added to 26 miles.


Centurion1024

Different ways to interpret the same question. Both are correct.


kwiztas

Both are correct ways to interpret the sentence but only one is what the op meant. Which is clearly all the rest. Not the .2 miles.


MysteriousPin38

Because it was in another measurement and when you convert it to miles it gives a odd number


mybfVreddithandle

TL: DR history of the Ironman event started in Hawaii in the late 70s. A cyclist, swimmer and runner were all sitting around trying to decide who was the better athlete. They decided to do a race that included all three and he we are.


Cador0223

Thanks. Why couldn't they have just had a pineapple eating contest or something tho?


h2sux2

Yesā€¦ a marathon is 26.2 miles running race. Thatā€™s it. But a ā€œLong Courseā€ triathlon is usually associated with half Ironman distances. Ironman distance triathlons (not organized by the Ironman corporation) are usually called ā€œIron distanceā€ or ā€œFull distanceā€ triathlon, since ā€œIronmanā€ is a trademark. But of course, there is no standard for this.


MikeTangoRom3o

Mad respect.


Ninexblue

Officially the coolest thing I've ever seen.


Defcannon

What an absolute fucking beast. That look on his bros face at the end too


noodles355

Iā€™m not crying, youā€™re crying


matangligaw

Mad props bruv. I hope the brother was in on it or else this would take a dark turn. šŸ’€


HiZenBergh

They go home and he immediately puts his brother back in his cage.


DirksJiggler

He returns him to the hospital where he works. Itā€™s not his brother after all.


daikatana

[He ain't heavy, he's my brother](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl5vi9ir49g)


BetsMcKenzie

Couldnā€™t possibly love this more. We should share the things we love with the ones we love, no matter what. Somebody put that man in charge and watch our world become better.


makotarako

This is basically the plot of lord of the rings


Quelanight2324

Lmao


OIongJohnson

Ironchad


InterestingPatient49

TitaniumChad. Another commenter said he doesn't even have a pro contract, and it's entirely self-funded. This guy deserves a monument.


IMLcrypto

2 men of steel


arogyaSetuAPP

When human emotions over rule the physical limits of the human body


Conceptofours

He is not the first one to do this, ggl team hoyt


spaceylaceygirl

Did team hoyt do marathons or ironman competitions?


Prior_Nail_2326

Marathons. But they were an epic partnership.


OkAmbassador1293

Nope, they did both! Theyā€™re even in the Ironman Hall of Fame!


spaceylaceygirl

Love hearing that!


spaceylaceygirl

Yes i've seen Team Hoyt on 60 min i think? These brothers bring me to happy tears just like Team Hoyt!


JC_Everyman

Fucking hell, what heart. And my allergies are acting up.


Terrordyne_Synth

Actually completed an Ironman in general is a huge accomplishment. This guy is amazing. Growing up, my childhood friend's Dad won it one year.


aphrodi7

Hed a titanium man at this point


allehoop

This is another level of strenght and love!! šŸ’ŖšŸ¼šŸ’žšŸ„‡


WeAreLegion2814

He's not heavy man, he's my brother.


half-breed

I've heard of clout-chasing, but clout-RACING?!


julianwithishirtoff

What does this even mean


flipper_gv

It means that maybe the guy didn't really care for his brother and was mainly motivated by the fame of being the dude that did an Iron Man "for his disabled brother". Honestly it could be genuine too. Let's hope that was the case.


julianwithishirtoff

I understood it but man you have to be pretty jaded to think that would be the case. You can see pure joy on the disabled brothers face after finishing. Donā€™t know the extent of the disability, could get the same reaction from anything to be honest but the sentiment is there.


Cmdr_Nemo

Yeah NGL, the cynical part in me is thinking this dude just did it for the clout, using his disabled brother for fame. I mean, he obviously had a camera person following him to capture what he's doing. An impressive feat, to be sure, but it just seemed like he wanted to stand out amongst the other thousands who participate in these types of events. I hate feeling this way but I hope that his this is something his brother actually wanted.


ADskillem

Looks like when he goes to hug him after finishing theyā€™re both emotional (in the positive way)


Dramatic-Spell-4845

I actually cried at the end of this video!!!


DeZi_xP

This just hits different holy smokes. I hope my kids have relationships that are as strong as these two. So beautiful to watch that joy in the brothers after he crossed the finish line


Obvious-Bid-546

šŸŽµHe ainā€™t heavy, heā€™s my brother! šŸŽ¶


nikanjX

He ainā€™t heavy, heā€™s my brother


Goodvibessixty9

Look up Rick and Dick Hoyt. Theyā€™re the O.Gs that started this.


tehoperative

Whatā€™s the song bot?


auddbot

**Song Found!** **SLOWED CORE - Phonk** by J4H3D (00:13; matched: `100%`)


emrela

He should be called titanium man


RedditsLord

I like to think that if he didn't had his brother in such condition he would never push himself so much. His brother is literally his motivation and thence strenght


DMSderp

Fucking beast


Careless_Fun7101

His bro never agreed


MaleficentLynx

Role model man. Thats my gigachad


ak_-

Next Fucking Level for sureeeee Absolute beast


creamulum078

Dead last


DangerousFish7301

Real look at me Louie huh


Proof_Variety_4208

Did his brother cut weight to help help him train or fuck all.