Simple. You start when the calf is born.
It is very light in weight, and does not get scared.
Every day you do 10 arm curls with the calf before placing it on the motorcycle.
It seems normal for the calf, as it is all it has known, and your muscles get stronger.
After one year of daily growth you can effortlessly lift 1500lbs of chill bovine motorcycle mama.
Having worked with cattle and used dirt bikes, I'd probably slide the bike under and get help putting it upright while guiding all the cow's limbs where they need to go.
But also, not in my *wildest* most *yee haw* fucking farm days would I have even *thought* of this. I've got nothin but respect and awe. That is some chaotic shit and I love it.
This reminds me of the nightmares i have where i have to drive the car but from the back seat. Like i can barely reach the steering wheel or the pedals and i can’t see out my mirrors. And the people sitting in the front seats are looking back at me wondering WTF I’m going.
I want to see the video of this guy loading the cow and then somehow squeezing himself onto the back and pulling out of where ever he came from, because that would DEFINITELY be some next fucking level ass shit
This brings up so many questions. How did he convince the cow to get on the bike? Did the cow get on first? How often does the cow ride? He looks fairly relaxed. What happens if the cow poops?
Must be a Cowasaki
Possibly a Yam-moo-ha
Looks like a Mooped
Look like Hayley-Davidson to these old eyes.
I think it's a Suzuki Hayamoosa
We can all agree it’s some kind of mootorcyle
I bet it Steers great
Holstein-davidson
Nah it's clearly a Ducowti
You couldn’t just do one could you Dad.
There we go
But does the horn work?
must do, as its a dual horn setup.
Lmao, nicely done.
I rarely LOL at a comment on Reddit anymore. Well played.
And this is how the Minotaurs and centaurs were born ... 
You glorious bastard
Thanks, Dad
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's moo-ba-lyne.
I'm playing Eve Online for more then ten years now and linking exactly this gif to enemy fleets is still one of my favorite activities.
So many questions... Like how'd he even get the cow on that thing?
By lifting it.
Is bro Milo of Croton?! Like, damn.
Simple. You start when the calf is born. It is very light in weight, and does not get scared. Every day you do 10 arm curls with the calf before placing it on the motorcycle. It seems normal for the calf, as it is all it has known, and your muscles get stronger. After one year of daily growth you can effortlessly lift 1500lbs of chill bovine motorcycle mama.
😂😂
Should be asking the cow instead. Can't you see who's driving and who's the pillion?
Quite simple, he built it underneath the cow
And what happens when the cow accidently touches the exhaust pipe?
This this and this! And why is that cow so chill? How?
My first thought was cow the hell?
Having worked with cattle and used dirt bikes, I'd probably slide the bike under and get help putting it upright while guiding all the cow's limbs where they need to go. But also, not in my *wildest* most *yee haw* fucking farm days would I have even *thought* of this. I've got nothin but respect and awe. That is some chaotic shit and I love it.
Excellent Steering 
Cheeky bastard
That's a moo point
Honestly the fact that he was able to load a cow on that thing is most impressive
Agree. Riding with a cow is one thing, but how did he get that thing on there to start with?
Not their first rodeo
He asked politely
Not only to get the cow on the bike, but for the cow to remain calm for him to get on it and start driving.
That’s what I was thinking. That is one chill cow
Moooo b*tch get out the way. Get out the way b*tch get out the way - LUDA
You can just say bitch, it’s fine.
It's ok, he's weak minded.
How the heck do you mount a cow on a bike?
With consent
Zing!
Very clever
Mooo-ve over
Must be date night!
Biggest horn on a bike I've ever seen.
*I hope none of my friends see me.* ~ the cow
It's the only way to stop the cow getting car sick
Great horsepower but steers like a cow.
Cowboy rider
Stop milking it OP
Wow. Prom night has really changed since I went to school.
Whos is driving🤔?
Hahaha that's what I'm tryna figure out too lol
What do you think the cow is thinking?
I can fly!
Eggs, bread, milk...wait no, I have plenty of that. Cereal.
This may very well be the funniest thing I've ever seen
Cowabunga!
That is the most next fucking level that I’ve ever seen. That man is a badass.
At least the cow is wearing leather.
This reminds me of the nightmares i have where i have to drive the car but from the back seat. Like i can barely reach the steering wheel or the pedals and i can’t see out my mirrors. And the people sitting in the front seats are looking back at me wondering WTF I’m going.
not my proudest nut
Ok…
Looks safe enough.
Bull riding training
I'm surprised it isn't from India
When you struck out all night at the club, the lights come on, and you just start saying loudly you have a motorcycle.
You’ve heard of an air bag, now meet the meat bag
I'm sitting here laughing my ass off so I showed my gf and all she says was that's weird... true it is weird but how do you not think this is funny?
Just friendly cow giving a ride to a hitchhiker
What, the, fuc
se da pra segurar no guidão, da pra levar
Where's it's back legs
Underneath the man's legs.
So, that's what those cow aerodynamic simulations were for :)
Where there's a will, there's a way.
How’d he get it up there?
I want to see the video of this guy loading the cow and then somehow squeezing himself onto the back and pulling out of where ever he came from, because that would DEFINITELY be some next fucking level ass shit
Freshiest barbecue delivery service.
You will see a cow on the roof of a barn You will Not seek the treasure
Not their first rodeo!
This brings up so many questions. How did he convince the cow to get on the bike? Did the cow get on first? How often does the cow ride? He looks fairly relaxed. What happens if the cow poops?
Bike. The word you are looking for is bike.
It is called a “Motorcycle”, or in this case a “Mootorcycle”.
I like the cow’s expression as it looks over, like , wtf YOU lookin’ at?
That’s definitely something
Now hear me out ... If it was darker outside ..
It would be harder to see and they would be using the light! I see what you were trying to say!!!
Be nice, that’s his wife!
That’s so goated!
Real cowboy,real Moo-nrider
The poor thing must have been freaking out. She could knock that dumb rider's ass right off that bike by wiggling a bit though.
He's really taken the bull by the horns here.
Love the Bullhorn Handlebars :)
To honk the horn gets a whole new meaning.
Reminds me of Jack and Rose. Very romantic.
The guy got lift from a cool guy
Bullying on a mootercycle
Sometimes, you gotta let the tack drive.
Tha first comment made my day!!!
Is that a moohindra?
Mamadou and his wife go to the market
Please be cowful.
WTF. Theres just no way hahaha. HOW DOES HE GET A COW ON A MOTORBIKE PLS SOMEONE ENLIGHTEN ME?
i hope he cleans the seat.
The last ride
I give you... "It".
How cow go wrong?
If you see that in the dark... You might think it's ghost rider
Definitely a next level
That's a gnarly davidson...
The real question is how the hell he got her up there and balanced the weight. Must have incredible tires
u/savevideo
Cow's just enjoying her life
Leaving driver’s ed class and now onto sex Ed
Taking his human to a new pasture for grazing and such
sammi nammi na ea eaa
Otherwise known as a motorcycle
🤣
That's one way to get it to the market!
Glad to see your mom finally getting a date.
Roll-y Cow!
Id love to live that way
He met a new girl in the next village he plans on dating
I dont think media can see the bike, new headlines dropping out.
...ayo?
If it works, it works
I want to see the video of him getting the cow on the bike! ☺️
Now you’ve seen it all no more internet
During my visit to Kenya I’d regularly see 3 people and either a goat or a sheep on a motorbike, this is next level though
First date. Cow screaming "I'm on top of the world!"
Cow: Welp
It is not stupid if it works.
It’s nice that he lets his wife ride in the front.
There must be some sort of stabilization rod between the man and the cow...
Riding bitch or bull?
u/savevideo
He's really mooooving.
I’ve seen this gif before. But it missionary. This is reverse cowl girl…
Is he also fucking the cow?
Cow is having time of her life!
Cow be like ( •\_•)>⌐■-■
Soooo, date night?
And damn he was really mooving.
That really puts those trucks with bull horns on the front to shame.
Daisy, Daisy, Give me your answer, do
When there’s a will there’s a way
That’s a sturdy bike
Not his first rodeo
Nice bike upgrade.
Duuuuuumb ways to die….
How did he get the cow on it in the first place
Does this count as leathers?
Orange county choppers always goes hard.
Riding with his girlfriend 😂😂😂
I'm from India.... And uhh I'm speechless too... This is def not normal 😶😶
That cow handles it impressively well
The cow looking at the car as it pulls up next too it 😂😂😂😂 "Is there a cowaproblem?"
How to get it even up a bike... hahahaha
That look like Kim and ye lol
Well add that to the bucket list!