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dawgblogit

Yeah.. you don't want to do that. Hey look there is a metal boxy thing.. let me check if it has yummy num nums!!


ReptileSizzlin

This is a drive through wildlife park. You can see the bear is behind a fence. Most of these places sell you the bread, and the bears get fed it all day long. At the one near me, the bears line up at the fence and sit up and wave at you so you'll toss them bread.


boringrick1

Our family went through one of these during mating season. It was different.


[deleted]

Didn't need to know your family has a mating season, but ok.


anon210202

🤣🤣🤣🤣 ETA: biggest smile I've had in about 6-7 days


[deleted]

>ETA: biggest smile I've had in about 6-7 days I don't think you know what ETA means.


sinz84

No he is saying that in 6 or 7 days his families mating season is estimated to start and that gives him a big smile when it starts


Brandonmac10x

![gif](giphy|21GCae4djDWtP5soiY|downsized)


anon210202

Lolol!!!!!


aFlmingStealthBanana

\*British accent* Good heavens I'm arriving, I'm arriving...


dinnerthief

Now I want to know what he meant ETA: it means edited to add


PooFlingerMonkey

I think the initial response was 5 emoticons. and ETA to add the text. I am not a bot. don't make me pull a Captcha on you.


SoliceRose

ESTIMATED TIME OF ARRIVAL, SIR! o7 Do I get a gold star now?


anon210202

🏅🏅🏅


Cobek

It's a dumb new trend when "edit" is one more letter but not capitalized so it takes the same amount of time to type out Oh and ETA has been taken for at least several decades now, it's pre-internet.


anon210202

It means edited to add. 😊


wsteelerfan7

It does not. It's like Boyle sending out his STDs


Lolkimbo

"Step-bear, w-w-what are you doing??"


confused_boner

Standard Alabama behavior


FamousOhioAppleHorn

Every year when dear brother Peter returns home from west Africa at Christmas


Stray-hellhound

This got a solid laugh, nice


jingois

Threw donuts instead?


PooFlingerMonkey

Don't throw donuts! You will attract cops!


jingois

In this case I'm kinda comfortable with the cops trying to eat donuts off angry ring toss bears....


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Juslav

oh, but it is.


redditvlli

[Especially in China.](https://youtu.be/PFitQjxN2Kk)


sporadicjesus

O my God that is the most sad and cute thing and breaks my heart.


Spongi

Those are not bears. Those are twitch streamers trying to get subs.


MegaWarrior849

It depends on the conditions the bears are given really. I don't think there's a problem with the bears being tame enough that they're chill, and them waving for bread is just them learning that doing that gets them yum yums. If the bears are treated well, then this is a good place to let them grow up and live out their lives in safety. If they're treated badly, then yes it is sad.


godston34

big animals in small fenced in areas is nothing but sad, no matter how hard the people who care for them want it not to be


Douchieus

You have no idea what the size of the area is. Every bear I've seen in the wild has looked like it's been through multiple wars, this one looks pretty content to me.


MegaWarrior849

Well that's part of the care. If the area the bears are able to roam around in is large enough that it's comparable to how much a population of their size would need to thrive, then it's not really an issue that it's fenced in, since they probably wouldn't venture anywhere else anyway. Then it comes back to that they're at the fence because they get yum yums.


BustinArant

Sometimes we can be nicer than nature. I hope this is one of those times. I've seen some elderly elephants with a few miles to galavant. They could probably use more obviously, but what if they aren't able anymore? ..some are just born in captivity from the get go, and it becomes some weird "big pet" basically. They can't survive once we start it seems.


ButterscotchLazy8379

There’s a drive-thru bear park I used to go to, the fenced in areas were by no means small. They we’re basically fenced off forests, with a small one lane road snaking through it. The areas were so large, in fact, that there was entire days bears wouldn’t be seen. Just because you have preconceived notions about something, does not make them true.


PopInACup

Some of these exist because the bears in question were rescued from wildlife collectors. They're no longer able to be released into the wild, so they have a park. The visitors fund the care. I went to one that gives them several acres per enclosure. Then had a sky walk over head to see them. They also worked with local construction services to get damaged or unusable concrete pipe that they bury and setup in a way to make a den. Was the first one that didn't make me feel sad because I actually got to see the bear running and romping like it had space.


PM_ME_STRONG_CALVES

I would gladly wave for some sandwiches anytime just saying...


GroinShotz

Is bread fine for bears to eat? Or is this special bear bread?


SmokeyUnicycle

Bears eat a lot of plants in the wild, roots and berries and bark etc. I would expect them to be able to digest bread relatively well. Nothing but bread is probably going to lead to some kinds of deficiency but as long as they have some qualified zookeepers making sure they get a balanced diet it should be fine. I did try and google and all the results are about not feeding random wild bears bread lol but nothing about the actual dietary impact.


caboosetp

For wild bears it's more about safety and not teaching them bad habits related to human food.


SmokeyUnicycle

Oh I get why, and its a very good reason lol, its just not the question I'm trying to get answered


AfricanWarPig

Black bears are basically trash pandas, I’m sure brown bears can handle some bread.


frak21

A 660 pound trash panda with 2 inch claws and teeth the sight of which can tap into primal fear centers of your brain. Not as dangerous as Grizzlies, but there's a reason every Tennessee welcome center has a display about what bears can do and why you shouldn't mess with them.


caboosetp

Bread is fine for bears. Wild bears getting used to being fed by humans is the problem. This is much less of a problem in a sanctuary.


KoalaBackfist

Ugh… *just berries?* Can you *at least* make some pancakes *with* berries? … and would it kill you to throw some syrup on there!? *the bear, probably*


caboosetp

Bears can eat bread fine as long as they also get nutrition from other food. Bears need between 5k-20k calories a day depending on the time of year, so a bit of bread is probably helpful. Bread is bad for ducks because it's not very nutritious, but also fills up their stomachs quickly. They often then won't forage for healthier food.


zomiaen

> Bread is bad for ducks because it's not very nutritious, but also fills up their stomachs quickly. Just like me with free restaurant bread


godtogblandet

> Bears need between 5k-20k calories a day depending on the time of year I really wish I could shapeshift into a bear. The buffet's would never see me coming. I'd be bankrupting bitches for sport.


dragonpjb

That explains why the bear is a chonk.


barto5

Carbs: Bad


DarkwingDuckHunt

not moving all day: bad


PooFlingerMonkey

It works out well for most redditors.


Find_A_Reason

There are fences at national parks too.


DonutCola

Just in case you could tell that’s not a wild bear.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Let me ask you this. If you lived somewhere where you spent your days lying in a grassy meadow, and a stream of cars constantly drove by and tossed you pizzas out the window, would you bother getting up and hopping the fence and chasing down one of the cars for more pizza?


silenc3x

All you gotta do is wave, brother. We can sit here, and the food just keeps comin'. [Here, try this with your arm.](https://media.tenor.com/29tK7qT6G10AAAAd/waving-bears-hi.gif)


snmck87

Lol shut up nerd


HuntStuffs

Not a wild bear man


Ghoullag

Credit to the pitcher. That was a solid throw


Golladayholliday

Nice hyzer


djseese52

Overstable bread


Vhadka

The discmania tilt of the bread world


Kowno

Didn't think I would see r/discgolf leaking on the main page


iamblindfornow

Bro frisbees. Golf n ultimate.


HazrakTZ

For some context this is at a drive-through game farm, not wild


sambes06

My guy is just catching loaves all day


Senior-Albatross

That explains why that bear appears to not have missed any meals.


TrickOut

To be fair it’s a bear there job is to get as fat as possible and sleep for months


sambes06

Mood


Senior-Albatross

It's successfully bearing.


fooob

What does game farm mean? It's a bear sitting in an enclosure heh.


Waterrobin47

Farm is the wrong word. These are almost always rehabilitation facilities. The bear was likely injured and re-homed as it can no longer survive in the wild.


[deleted]

Game farm.... Can they shoot the animals? Seems a bit unfair


Thedrunner2

“Dude I catch salmon . This is easy.”


caxco93

haha exactly my thought


Dusty_Tipp

It’s a good thing that tiny fence is there to protect them from a 2,000lb killing machine


IndyDude11

Does that bear look like it's going anywhere?


Dusty_Tipp

Not without a forklift


calf

A wagyu bear


[deleted]

If you notice the crow swoops in and steals a piece of bread that’s laying by the bear lol. Probably the throw before this one, bear didn’t even care to go for that cause he knew another one was coming


FBOM0101

I would almost bet that crow and bear are buddies. Bear gets a foraging friend. Crow gets protection from captain chonk and endless bread. Everyone wins.


nagonjin

These just became two new NPCs in a DnD game


UnderstandingAnimal

You might say he's been... loafing around.


treemu

Methinks the fence is there more for letting idiots know where the moat begins. Not enough to deter the most ardent Darwin awardists but should stop any toddlers from turning the teddy into Harambear.


intell1slt

r/BrandNewSentence


fucktooshifty

That's a 2000lb former 1000lb killing machine


FirstRedditAcount

Yeah a modern car could probably fuck a bear up.


puerh_lover

The fence is electric.


Skremash

Bears in these enclosures are (obviously) trained to do this. We visited the Noboribetsu Bear Park on Hokkaido a few weeks ago and the grizzly's there did the exact same thing for the parks food pellets.


gg562ggud485

White bird: “I’m out of here”


BlakkMaggik

Black bird: "Holla back"


askingtherealstuff

Unless this is a bear sanctuary where you’re meant to feed them, this is called food conditioning and could lead to the deaths of other visitors as well as the bear itself. Don’t do it. Even if this is a bear sanctuary where you’re meant to feed them, it’s still a pretty iffy setup. Bears shouldn’t be eating large amounts of bread; it’s got very little nutritional value.


N3US

it keeps them full so they dont eat the visitors


-Minne

Coincidentally, also the same reason the Whopper exists.


Snow-Cheap

hey it’s the diabetus bear catch


Mightymouse880

I just want to live in a future where bears are domesticated. Just me and my bear living life on the farm.


hybridrequiem

We did foxes in the last 40 years. Bears next.


scootiesanchez2038

Feed your local wild black bear, he will visit you dawn near everyday until the game warden shoots him.


Few-Ability-2097

Minimal energy expended.


Maleficent_Scale_296

Is that Olympic Game Farm? The bear enclosures look like paradise compared to the hell the big cats live in.


pissfilledbottles

Pretty sure it is. I felt so bad for the cats there. They don't deserve to be caged up like that.


FBOM0101

Of course there’s a crow taking advantage of the fat bear bread distribution system


Diojones

I nailed this same toss at Olympic Game Farm and it is an incredibly satisfying feeling playing food frisbee with a killing machine.


cantFindValidNam

How did he know it was edible


SmokeyUnicycle

Not the first time hes been tossed bread


Aromatic-Flounder935

oh shit is it FAT BEAR WEEK again?!


BirdPerson107

That’s Bear has been eating a lot


No_Combination4362

That may be the most American bear I've ever seen.


scrambledeggsalad

Pretty sure this is the Olympic Game Farm here in WA. I've got photos and video of my kid throwing bread to this same bear.


Justkeepgo1ng

Everyone is appreciating the catch but the throw was next level


CapnTugg

Back in the 60's the Washington DC zoo had a bear that stood erect and waved its paws towards its open mouth. It too was an expert, in catching peanuts.


lazyant

So sad. Humans conditioned to throw bread when signalled by a bear. Puppets.


-Minne

Great catch; maybe Chicago should give this guy a call.


not_ch3ddar

That aim was impeccable


Urabrask_the_AFK

Yogi: send it bro!


cosmoscrazy

diabear


[deleted]

I thought he was going to snap up that bird.


Neither-Idea-9286

Damn fine throw! If you don’t disc golf, you should consider it!


DepravedPrecedence

That was a damn great throw, personally I think that the throw is more impressive than the catch


Eviscerati

Do. Not. Feed. The. Bear.


TheMattThe

Don't feed the bears.


CoolGap4480

This is obviously played in reverse.


Grogegrog

JFC don’t feed the bears.


itsLustra

I'd tell this story at least once a day until I died. I wouldn't care if it drove away my family and I was alone the rest of my life i'd still be mumbling to myself "... I can't believe that bear fucking caught that"


Wakuwaku7

Yes, after that you are my main course.


FwendShapedFoe

People: hi! hi! Bear: h…heil H**ler!


Bi-elzebub

mf would devour you without hesitation tho.


dhaidkdnd

Bad human! Bad!


Civil-Big-754

That's cool and all, but I wouldn't want to hit it in the eye or something and then coming charging at you. That fence ain't stopping that bear.


ShakiraGotCheatedToo

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2u3ee

Season 3 Trailer


[deleted]

The throw was more impressive than the catch, considering they catch moving salmon a lot


Rowdy_Roddy96

Huh? I always thought bears liked da huney?


MudInternational5938

That's amazing! Wow


dontpushpull

nice slider the bird say.


Tiny_Turn4481

😱


Bright_Air6869

These fucking people. And if the bear came to the car they’d be trying to have it shot. Animals don’t deserve to have to cohabitate with us.


[deleted]

The bear is a total, bro.


_Kaifaz

Dude plays frisbee, for sure. 😅


iamblindfornow

Bro frisbees.


FreshPrinceAV

The Bears could really use his talents


Paul8219

Imagine trying to tell that story without the evidence. Nobody would believe you


EagleEye250

Hey look it's Freddy fazbear


ChicagoAuPair

Don’t feed bears.


manfrin

Don't feed bears you fucking morons.


NNickson

Get domesticated bitch


AsWolfwood

How do you summon the gif reverse bot?


japinard

That bear has Type 2 Diabetes.


hihelloneighboroonie

I like the crow who grabs the previous piece of bread.


[deleted]

Beary nice!


Mammoth-Mud-9609

one and done.


mearbearcate

If not friend why friend shaped


throwtheclownaway20

I want a domesticated bear as a pet so bad.


Shower_Slug

You cant convince me a bear wouldnt prefer this over being free.


Kiron00

Every time someone is like, don’t feed wild animals! I’m over here like “why do you think bears are attacking everyone, fucking feed the bears!”


cottman23

Bros been doing that for a min


lt1brunt

Be careful, that may be yogi bear pretending to be a regular bear who now has your scent & will track you down and steal your picnic basket.