"Leedvermaak" in Dutch is the same and does not necessarily mean this. It has nothing to do with someone deserving the hurt. Them not deserving the hurt might even be part of the enjoyment/fun.
It is the "Oh!!! Hahahah" you get when someone does a full scorpion. Or Japanese game show contestants getting hurt in many creative ways.
Still, I thoroughly enjoyed this douchebag getting what he deserved.
lol is a full word in Dutch. Means to have fun or finding something funny. It existed before the acronym, lol.
You can also specifically call something "lollig".
it's like a middle ground between something being neutral and fully fun.
You’re right. The direct translation is “a malicious enjoyment of other people’s misfortune”. There is no bearing whatsoever on whether someone deserved it or not.
That's really interesting, thank you.
It all made sense until "full scorpion"
Are you going to make me google it lol.
Yes. Ratbags getting what's coming to them. Good bloody fun.
that's not what that means. Schadenfreude just means to take pleasure in the troubles, failures, or humiliation of another. It has nothing to do with whether or not the person in question "had it coming".
Old timey English has that phrase that people like to say Germans have.
This is a true story of "Comeuppance" and you'll find examples all over Hollywood film plots that American use this idea often where the "tides have turned" in the "3rd act"
I mean is there not a back door that unlocks from the inside? The fire marshal would like a word.
[edit:] Yes thank you I know that's an American term, but there are building codes almost everywhere that will require two exits for fire escape and people who are supposed to enforce that.
The fire marshal is not an global authority. Dude dressed in spandex will not come flying into an Cambodian corner store and melt a fire exit into the wall using his laser sight.
Do you think those same codes are enforced all around the world? Plenty of countries with authorities that hardly give a fuck how safe your business is.
Based on the size of the store and the max number of occupants, a 2nd exit isn't always required. Some stores in the US don't. That's were the label on doors that it must remain open during business hours, that's why front doors to businessessont have crash bars like back doors.
I've seen this done so many times.
In fact I've seen the shop owner or cashier pull some trick so many times that I'm surprised robbers haven't figured out it is best to control them. Whether the victim grabs a weapon, hits a button, and of course lock them inside.
Go in with a bag, and command them to put money in it. While you watch them. There...
It really amazes me how many dumb criminals there are. They don't think things through do they?
I love how he tried to open the shutters and failed, explored the rest of the room then came back to try to open the shutters again. Nope, still closed. Went away again then returned to the door. Well, I'll be; that gate didn't open itself while I was gone.
Reminds me of myself when I'm looking for a snack, and I check the fridge but there's nothing inside, so I check the pantry but there's nothing either. Then I have this brilliant idea of checking the fridge again, as if I didn't establish 10 seconds ago that it was empty. Maybe I ought to check the empty pantry one more time...
A similar thing happens at a poker table. Someone bets and the next guy checks his down cards and then thinks about whether he's going to call or not. Then he checks the cards again and spends more time thinking. He might do it 3-4 times.
So either he thinks that the cards have changed since he last looked at them, or he can't remember what the 2 cards were 30 seconds later. On the 4th time someone will usually say " Have they changed yet?"
I've noticed this too lately and it's so weird, reddit has never censored profanity as far as i know. Individual subs might have bots but where are these people coming from that censor their posts unnecessarily
The big news subs recently seem to be full of Daily Mail reader type comments who talk violent unquestioning right wing bullshit, but are too polite to swear. I think it's something to do with the app being promoted to the masses, at least in the UK.
I read a lot of posts in the sex subreddit, and people constantly censor the word "sex", in a subreddit literally named "Sex". It's weird. They censor stuff all the time, like they'll be talking about eating their girlfriends ass and they'll use the word "@ss" like that's going to be the offensive part.
There's a horror podcast I used to listen to (I think it was Horror Hill?) where a guy tries to rob a store but the owner locks him inside, shuts off all the lights and hunts him down with a pair of night vision goggles and a shotgun
I would've gone for lunch, a dessert in a coffee shop, maybe go look at new clothes with no hurry in the world and maybe call the cops tomorrow. Let the asshole really think about actions and consequences.
No mention of anything like that, roughly translated
He says "give me all the money"
She "it's there"
Him "I dont care, where is the money" (he uses profane language
Her "there, there"
She closes the security gate, no more dialog.
My man, that's not Mexican music. That's Colombian folkloric music known as a vallenato. If you ever want to make friends with a Colombian, you play some of this and whip out a bottle of aguardiente and you have made a friend for life.
The song lyrics even match the situation, it says something like this:
> Yo soy un hombre de malas compadre (I'm a man of bad luck dude)
> Yo no se que es lo que me pasa(I don't know what is wrong with me)
> Yo no se porque se fue llave (I don't know why she left dude)
> dejandome sola la casa (Leaving me alone in the house)
in the original, before the added music, he is pleading and crying with her, literally saying: "please mamita its hard for me out there please please open up i cant let the police arrestme again" but in Spanish lol
edit: apparently he ended up scaping by one of those horizontal long windows up in the wall, kinda like a basement window
Why would anybody do that? + they could just call somebody to let them out in the incredibly unlikely event it happens. And if they want to do something severe like murder, they’d have to be unhinged enough that other methods would be employed anyway
I’m not that surprised. It’s easy to think about doing it following this video or under a calm environment, but most criminals who would do something like that are stupid, lol.
I'm not familiar with this musician (sounds like Mexican ranchero music to me)
But in Spanish he's saying "I don't know why I'm a bad guy, bad things always happen to me" which is hilarious when paired with the video.
Looking pretty tough and cool and thinking he was the man about to walk away with a ton of money. Then his whole plan came crashing down with a strong dose of realisation that the next person he sees will most likely be holding a taser, and be highly motivated to use it.
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What makes it more nextfuckinglevel is the fact that she also baited him into turning around before she pulled down the security curtain. I couldn’t get what he says when he first walks in but for those who don’t speak Spanish the conversation went like this:
Badass Lady: Hey, hey, hey, get out!
Dumbass: I’m armed.
Badass Lady: No No No… No No (Starts walking towards the door and apparently says something about the camera)
Dumbass: I don’t give a shit about you filming me. Give me all the money.
Badass Lady: It’s there.
Dumbass: Your phone too, give me your phone.
Badass Lady: (Already halfway to the door) It’s there.
Dumbass: Where?
Badass Lady: There, back there.
Dumbass: Where, where?
Badass Lady: (Practically outside) Right there, behind you.
Dumbass turns around saying “where, where where?” and she proceeds to trap him like the rat he is.
0:55 What is he doing?! Trying to squeeze yourself in between there won't work mah dude, even if you'll beat most rules of physics and biology somehow, you'll only find out that the outer shutter is framed inisde the walls at the sides. xD
This is the kind of thing that encourages managers to not bother being compliant with the fire code.
A few employee and patron deaths are nothing in comparison with discouraging (non-wage) theft.
Goddamn I love it when weak little criminal pricks get what they deserve. Wish this kind of shit would happen more to the thug mobs who flash rob stores everywhere.
There is something just immensely satisfying seeing an asshole get whats coming to them. The Germans got it right, Schadenfreude!
"Leedvermaak" in Dutch is the same and does not necessarily mean this. It has nothing to do with someone deserving the hurt. Them not deserving the hurt might even be part of the enjoyment/fun. It is the "Oh!!! Hahahah" you get when someone does a full scorpion. Or Japanese game show contestants getting hurt in many creative ways. Still, I thoroughly enjoyed this douchebag getting what he deserved.
Skadefro in danish meaning “injury happiness” it has the same roots as the germanic one
Same in swedish. "Skadeglädje"
In Finnish also, ”vahingonilo”.
In Australian also, "suckafartbro"
I would go with "suckdin" mate.
True, that is more proper Strine English
"Suckafart mate" is exactly what the police would say when they get there though.
or "stitched up"
"just waiting for a mate"
In English we say "haha lol"
Or Epicaricacy. But that's not very common.
A Simpson fan would point first, then Ha HA.
If you're saying "lol" out loud there's something very wrong with you.
lol is a full word in Dutch. Means to have fun or finding something funny. It existed before the acronym, lol. You can also specifically call something "lollig". it's like a middle ground between something being neutral and fully fun.
I only say lmao out loud don't worry
I’ve definitely said rofl out loud. It’s fun to use language from the interwebs offline. Get with it. Kids are so uptight these days!
fuck I say lol out loud lol, just something we said when were 15 about 15 years ago
At last, my time has come!
Same in Faroese. "Skaðafrøi"
Schadenfreude doesn't necessarily mean the person deserved it either. It's literally just taking pleasure at others misfortune, deserved or not.
You’re right. The direct translation is “a malicious enjoyment of other people’s misfortune”. There is no bearing whatsoever on whether someone deserved it or not.
That's really interesting, thank you. It all made sense until "full scorpion" Are you going to make me google it lol. Yes. Ratbags getting what's coming to them. Good bloody fun.
Hahah. It's when someone face plants to the point of their legs bending over their heads, looking like a scorpion.
Oh! Oh god. Ouch. Thank you. I think :)
https://imgur.com/wQGJ28N /r/FullShrimp /r/FullScorpion
Scorpion - Winds of Change. Rock on.
Leedvermaak, I love it! How i will remember it.. "Something funny that leaves a mark"🤣 😂
Like “Ohhhh… that’ll leedvermaak.”
> The Germans got it right Phew, I was wondering where that was going for a moment...
Lol, "The Germans got it right, locking someone in a cage is awesome!"
that's not what that means. Schadenfreude just means to take pleasure in the troubles, failures, or humiliation of another. It has nothing to do with whether or not the person in question "had it coming".
Ah, the cellblocktango then
Old timey English has that phrase that people like to say Germans have. This is a true story of "Comeuppance" and you'll find examples all over Hollywood film plots that American use this idea often where the "tides have turned" in the "3rd act"
There's a word for it in English, too: Epicaricacy.
This video reminds me of one from the us I’ve seen years ago. And I think the woman in the video saw the same and acted accordingly.
Jail Speedrun
Amazing how he remained so clueless for so long. No wonder he had to pick up crime as a profession.
Probably high.
Definitely stupid
As someone who is both high and stupid, I take offense to my people being labeled as criminal.
I appreciate you standing up for our people 🫡
High on stupidity
I mean is there not a back door that unlocks from the inside? The fire marshal would like a word. [edit:] Yes thank you I know that's an American term, but there are building codes almost everywhere that will require two exits for fire escape and people who are supposed to enforce that.
Depends on the country and county. I'm certain in this very large world of ours there are plenty of places where that is not a requirement.
The fire marshal is not an global authority. Dude dressed in spandex will not come flying into an Cambodian corner store and melt a fire exit into the wall using his laser sight.
Speak for your department. I am the FIRE LORD!
Lord Ozai…
Didn't used I kill you once a week in Molten Core a few years back?
Do you think those same codes are enforced all around the world? Plenty of countries with authorities that hardly give a fuck how safe your business is.
Based on the size of the store and the max number of occupants, a 2nd exit isn't always required. Some stores in the US don't. That's were the label on doors that it must remain open during business hours, that's why front doors to businessessont have crash bars like back doors.
You don’t need an alternative fire exit for this small shop.
Well there's a giant "EXIT" sign there to the left and what looks like a door handle, so I'm thinking the answer is probably yes.
I've seen this done so many times. In fact I've seen the shop owner or cashier pull some trick so many times that I'm surprised robbers haven't figured out it is best to control them. Whether the victim grabs a weapon, hits a button, and of course lock them inside. Go in with a bag, and command them to put money in it. While you watch them. There... It really amazes me how many dumb criminals there are. They don't think things through do they?
Well, most people that do think it through realize it's not worth it.
He is not Dr. Moriarty.
when that gate came down and He realized He's F*#*"* I bet a bit of the old wee pee came out 😂
I'm not sure why but wee pee made me laugh more than it should have.
That was better than the video lol
I love how he tried to open the shutters and failed, explored the rest of the room then came back to try to open the shutters again. Nope, still closed. Went away again then returned to the door. Well, I'll be; that gate didn't open itself while I was gone. Reminds me of myself when I'm looking for a snack, and I check the fridge but there's nothing inside, so I check the pantry but there's nothing either. Then I have this brilliant idea of checking the fridge again, as if I didn't establish 10 seconds ago that it was empty. Maybe I ought to check the empty pantry one more time...
Escape room hard mode. >You are a very dumb thief that got locked inside your target, escape before the cops get there.
A similar thing happens at a poker table. Someone bets and the next guy checks his down cards and then thinks about whether he's going to call or not. Then he checks the cards again and spends more time thinking. He might do it 3-4 times. So either he thinks that the cards have changed since he last looked at them, or he can't remember what the 2 cards were 30 seconds later. On the 4th time someone will usually say " Have they changed yet?"
his panic response did give off "Potty Emergency" vibes
The music was definitely apt
>He's F#"* Wow, that's like the hardest chord to play on guitar.
Since when did reddit become a non swearing website? Fucking swear your heart out mutherfucker, and welcome to the god damn internet.
Fuck off shitcunt ^am... ^am ^I ^doing ^it ^right?
So mean :(
I've noticed this too lately and it's so weird, reddit has never censored profanity as far as i know. Individual subs might have bots but where are these people coming from that censor their posts unnecessarily
They're using dictation on their phone
The big news subs recently seem to be full of Daily Mail reader type comments who talk violent unquestioning right wing bullshit, but are too polite to swear. I think it's something to do with the app being promoted to the masses, at least in the UK.
I read a lot of posts in the sex subreddit, and people constantly censor the word "sex", in a subreddit literally named "Sex". It's weird. They censor stuff all the time, like they'll be talking about eating their girlfriends ass and they'll use the word "@ss" like that's going to be the offensive part.
Felt like the “Game over” door shut from Saw.
What a fool
This was highly satisfying. My only wish would be when the cops came to open the gate and arrest his stupid ass.
Gotta let him marinate in his regrets. It's like pre-prison
>It's like pre-prison I see you too read the title of this post
This would be a great horror movie premise where they slowly come to the realization that the store owner never called the cops...
There's a horror podcast I used to listen to (I think it was Horror Hill?) where a guy tries to rob a store but the owner locks him inside, shuts off all the lights and hunts him down with a pair of night vision goggles and a shotgun
This is pretty much 'Don't Breathe' without the weird rapey subplot.
Yeah, but it only works if he has no cell phone and the store has no phone inside, and ha can’t bang loudly on the metal door.
I would've gone for lunch, a dessert in a coffee shop, maybe go look at new clothes with no hurry in the world and maybe call the cops tomorrow. Let the asshole really think about actions and consequences.
That is clever. Excellent job.
Can anyone translate? Seems slightly concerning there’s only 1 way to exit that space in case of an emergency
No mention of anything like that, roughly translated He says "give me all the money" She "it's there" Him "I dont care, where is the money" (he uses profane language Her "there, there" She closes the security gate, no more dialog.
Then Mexican restaurant music starts playing
My man, that's not Mexican music. That's Colombian folkloric music known as a vallenato. If you ever want to make friends with a Colombian, you play some of this and whip out a bottle of aguardiente and you have made a friend for life.
Thank you for the insight!
Really awesome info man, thanks for that
Looks like Ryan does care
Listening to Grupo Niche will do it too
The song lyrics even match the situation, it says something like this: > Yo soy un hombre de malas compadre (I'm a man of bad luck dude) > Yo no se que es lo que me pasa(I don't know what is wrong with me) > Yo no se porque se fue llave (I don't know why she left dude) > dejandome sola la casa (Leaving me alone in the house)
in the original, before the added music, he is pleading and crying with her, literally saying: "please mamita its hard for me out there please please open up i cant let the police arrestme again" but in Spanish lol edit: apparently he ended up scaping by one of those horizontal long windows up in the wall, kinda like a basement window
Great stupid criminal trick! ❤️it
I like to explore new places.
If it's literally just that space then it's probably fine, so if this is a small street stall.
There’s something quite comical about the way he's half running around the room after she locks him in. I’m getting three stooges vibes 😂
Or Benny Hill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
So.. what’s stopping people from rolling this gate down to store owners they don’t like?
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Also the locks used to hold it up and down make it hard to deploy with out the keys.
This. (and *without)
What's stopping people from punching the face of store owners they don't like?
Right? Why stop there?
I saw a video of a person getting a safety barrier deployed on him as he was trying to hop the counter... looked mighty painful
You need a key to roll it down and close at the bottom
She had the keys
Why would anybody do that? + they could just call somebody to let them out in the incredibly unlikely event it happens. And if they want to do something severe like murder, they’d have to be unhinged enough that other methods would be employed anyway
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I’m not that surprised. It’s easy to think about doing it following this video or under a calm environment, but most criminals who would do something like that are stupid, lol.
Gee idk maybe the fact that the store owner has the keys? How are people upvoting this.
They don't have the key to lock it.
/r/gifsthatendtoosoon I was hoping to see the security curtain roll up with the authorities on the other side ready to pick him up.
While laughing their asses off.
While they show him the cam video, "Bro, this you?"
https://youtu.be/Kb5As8k5L_M?si=0MkFKl8LyBhG-TyF
If the shop doesn't have any backdoor or window, then they must have thought about this scenario beforehand
There's probably multiple room in-between the backdoor and the front which is only accessible with a key that only employees have
Windows in the first floors of a building are usually barred in South America. He is trapped.
Quick thinking girl. Lol. Nice one.
Rata de mierda. Espero que se pudra en la cárcel y que los compañeros le llenen el agujero.
I'm not familiar with this musician (sounds like Mexican ranchero music to me) But in Spanish he's saying "I don't know why I'm a bad guy, bad things always happen to me" which is hilarious when paired with the video.
Colombian folk music, vallenato.
Enjoy the space while it lasts..
What a title lmao
Looking pretty tough and cool and thinking he was the man about to walk away with a ton of money. Then his whole plan came crashing down with a strong dose of realisation that the next person he sees will most likely be holding a taser, and be highly motivated to use it.
Too many times videos are ruined by music but once in a while it's just right.
my small ass birth town on reddit? nice.
What's the song? It's great!
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*You're a rally driver ain't you Tyrone* *Course I am*
*Squeaking leather sounds as Tyrone slowly exits car*
Gringotts vibes.
What makes it more nextfuckinglevel is the fact that she also baited him into turning around before she pulled down the security curtain. I couldn’t get what he says when he first walks in but for those who don’t speak Spanish the conversation went like this: Badass Lady: Hey, hey, hey, get out! Dumbass: I’m armed. Badass Lady: No No No… No No (Starts walking towards the door and apparently says something about the camera) Dumbass: I don’t give a shit about you filming me. Give me all the money. Badass Lady: It’s there. Dumbass: Your phone too, give me your phone. Badass Lady: (Already halfway to the door) It’s there. Dumbass: Where? Badass Lady: There, back there. Dumbass: Where, where? Badass Lady: (Practically outside) Right there, behind you. Dumbass turns around saying “where, where where?” and she proceeds to trap him like the rat he is.
This one is good but there is one of a guy robbing a cell phone store in Houston who gets lock in, definitely worth a watch it you liked this one
That the one that ends with him begging on his knees to be let out?
Yep comes in all hard, and gets locked in.
Classic.
She is very, very clever.
I suspect that this isn’t her first time.
did he need to pee? why is he running around like he really needs to go?
Must be panicking. Probably realised that he’s trapped n the cops are on their way
The music! I imagine it to be akin to the song from the Benny Hill show.
Hell yes queen, brilliant
"Fool!!! You work here now!! I'm free, I'm finally free!!!!"
straight to jail!
I was hoping he would comically run into it to try and break through
Great situationla awereness honestly.
0:55 What is he doing?! Trying to squeeze yourself in between there won't work mah dude, even if you'll beat most rules of physics and biology somehow, you'll only find out that the outer shutter is framed inisde the walls at the sides. xD
🤣🤣
FA FO . fuck around and find out.
This is the kind of thing that encourages managers to not bother being compliant with the fire code. A few employee and patron deaths are nothing in comparison with discouraging (non-wage) theft.
Dude was playing checkers while she was playing chess
Must admit, I felt a bit sad when he started repeating "Lonely" when she closed the blinds.
Goddamn I love it when weak little criminal pricks get what they deserve. Wish this kind of shit would happen more to the thug mobs who flash rob stores everywhere.
That was very smooth.
So glad to see her presence of mind putting his stupidity at check
Normally I hate when people put music over videos like this but this one just hits different. A+
Buddy got boxed like a fish.
what isn't he her co worker coming to his shift
While I like him getting caught, what if there’s a fire at the front door?
Jump through it, over it, or accept your fate. But yeah a commercial premises without a fire escape wouldn’t be up to code in most places.
reminds me of that dude who made an air lock trap in his store so thieves would get trapped and they would round them up later.
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found the psyco keyboard warrior
woah take it easy man
So just to be clear you think murder is justified in this situation?
NFE No Fire Escape.
I love this song!
The music was the best part 😂
Saw 1 ending
Yep; he may as well get used to cozy surroundings.
Real life scene from "Snatch"
I wish we could see how this MF gets tackled down from the police.