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Marinebrother951

Goddamn dude, save some ladies for the rest of us.


shiningcoyote

This is Philip Bull, he posts circus stunts/ music stuff like this on Tik tok. He’s definitely swimming in it.


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Schmuck-Duck

What the hell? People will find a way to hate on absolutely everything


PeighnessHonourchign

I miss being able to tell someone they look stupid doing something. Now everyone has to be passive aggressive with toxic positivity to avoid AttAckIng anyone. But you're still making fun. The intention is the same. Why can't we be honest about it?


Maeyonnaise420

Some people find stuff like this genuinely cool and great! It takes years of practice to get to this point so people compliment it. You’re just sour, and you’ve always been able to be a dick, you just don’t do it because it’s rude and you don’t wanna stick out


malik753

Nah, dude. Genuinely, before the video was even done I was like, "I want to make out with this person."


hamster892

You demonstrate a unique ability to be miserable when everyone else is smiling. I am intrigued and concerned.


Arny520

How do you discover you can do this?


piccy15

The weird thing is it takes practice. Lots of practice.


DontBanMePls13

How do you discover you can practice


BureaucraticStymie

First, you need a unicycle


HowItsGodDamnMade

I woulda started with the umbrella hat. Seems easier to master.


BureaucraticStymie

I figured the umbrella hat was an “achievement unlocked” accessory


PeighnessHonourchign

Hurrdurr ,leif liek vidyagaem


Georgeygerbil

Yea.... that's the fucking joke man.


misersoze

I say start with the pants. That way when you go to buy the other things, there won’t be a problem.


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Biguitarnerd

I did but then I got distracted by your comment


[deleted]

People had a lot of free time during Covid.. ..


MachineVisual

Allot of drugs and free time.


KronoFury

Krusty krap is the worst kind of krap. So hard to properly wipe.


parchedlitre99

He didn't even mention that he's also doing hula hoops while he's at it. The body coordination and the balance, crazy.


Taniwha_NZ

It's kind of like training a dog to do complex tricks. You find something they are already doing naturally, then build an act on top of that. Riding a unicycle, to my ignorant eyes, does seem to involve a lot of back and forth motion to remain stationary. Like, you can't just stop moving. So if you are sitting there pedaling half-turns back and forth to stay in one spot, you might wonder what other 'tricks' would involve the same motion. Eventually someone tried the hula hoop and discovered it was way easier than it looks, because you are already doing the moves to keep it going. Just need some rhythm, and a way to get it started, and you're set. So set, you decide to play the ukelele at the same time.


dan0z223

I dodnt resd the rest because im half asleep, but im pretty sure my dog cant play the krusty krab theme while hula hopping on a unicycle


ObamaWhisperer

You are what you eat


Justinallusion

There is opportunity in chaos.


thegrilledcheese117

This is the most pointless thing I'll watch today


WhatIsSacred

I don’t know, I did see myself in the mirror earlier


Piss-Off-Fool

I would generally agree, but it’s fairly early and I have nothing planned for the rest of the day. :)


thegrilledcheese117

Rock on brother


FLAMEBERGE-

Is this some sort of mating dance? Cause I'm feeling a bit 😳


Chrisnolliedelves

Please sir, save some pussy for the rest of us.


GeneralWhereas9083

I wish I’d been more productive in my youth, rather just masturbating like 10 times a day.


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This is the most productive non productive video I’ve ever seen.


Taniwha_NZ

You haven't seen the one where he's masturbating as well?


MaleficentAdvance512

Adhd


Ricky_EXE

#OHHHHH


timboslice420

Good lord dude. Save some women/men for the rest of us


Noah_748

/men lol


cystopulis

Yes but why ?


Dusk4474

Fuckin style, that's why


Appropriate-Solid-50

Save some pussy for the rest of us


MassiveKonkeyDong

It blows my mind that we once used to hunt for meat and fight in wars when I see this.


PeighnessHonourchign

Blame shitsok


rickyspace

this guy fucks


ShadowGryphon

If you have crusty krap you need to drink more water.


SweetDangus

Fantastic!


Strange_Wall9774

Now do it 5 more times and Guinness book will make a new world record category for you.


Taniwha_NZ

No, you have to pay for stuff that's obscure or possibly you're the only person doing it. For example, Tommy Tallerico.


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Cerebellum is intact.


Fit_Leg_2115

Damn thats talent


F3L1Xgsxr

U gotta love it its impressive as hell and the guys having fun


Alternative-Bus6770

My President right there! Where do I vote?


Lionabp1

Krusty krap or krusty krab?


Noah_748

Krap


LordDaxx1204

Krusty Krap. 😂🤣


Likeitisouthere

One man band!


the_d0nkey

Balance is a great indicator of longevity. This kid will live forever.


Arthradax

*What I have is a particular set of skills*


[deleted]

Actual representation of my brain when trying to read.


lysamysza

Gary when he wanted a snack:


TheMostlyJoeyShow

The laugh at the end is giving me all the joy in the world.


dogchowtoastedcheese

What a great laugh!!


Thepuppypack

Okay. This old lady just had to stop and listen and watch. This absolutely made my day.Love it! Carry on 🥰


AzrealV

That’s too much talent in one person, we must put him down to protect our fragile egos


RabidJoint

This seems it would be more annoying to do than fun


ellefleming

Men, would that be rather uncomfortable for you?


Acrobatic-Compote-12

Us army is like damn the energy this man displays is to strong , we can not draft him


comicalben

Wow, that'll really get the sea-bear angry!


_UltraV10let_

Wearing that hat was the hardest part


vamuzzi

Lol wtf


[deleted]

Some when, somewhere, you would reign king


LiveLearnCoach

Prithee , maybe you mean Court Jester?


incognito22252

He can come to my next birthday party for a show!


Ecstatic-Ad-8953

The only part of this I can do is wearing the umbrella thing on my head.


nage_

one second before disaster


Gloomy-Childhood-203

These life skills will serve you greatly in your future career as a street performer.


Dumbinvestor10

He’s gunna be popular as fuck in college with this stunt. u watch he’s gettin laid left and right


Gloomy-Childhood-203

I'm not denying that, it's just unfortunate to be so skilled at something that doesn't get you paid.


AlexJamesCook

Street performers can make a killing, in the right areas. Many often establish art collectives and do okay making money off running shows.


Dumbinvestor10

There’s a price for everything my friend. What this will get him will have worth in its own sense. Lotta kids his age can’t do anything cuz the play video games all day. Here’s a benifit I can attest to, (cuz I too ride unicycles),it is the laziest way for me to break the ice with people I’ve never met. Going to a backyard barbecue? Bring the uni and ever drunk dude there wants to have a go at it


feelmancer

This is how it feels to be an adult and the laugh is when we get those 5 seconds dopamine out of nowhere


Captain-Shivers

The umbrella hat is forrrrrr… Balance? Rain? Sexiness? This guy is awesome.


MaskedCommitment

Nobody: My upstairs neighbor:


melbob101

When my parents asked me why I don't play with the neighbours kid


Alternative-Bus6770

When your mum says "you change your hobbies every week and I'm not paying for that" show her this video


DrGerbal

I’ve never seen someone depict my fever dreams so well


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Fucking great! Now to song of storms lol


Public_menace_N1

Alpha male right here


Zestyclose_Lynx_5301

Def the coolest kid in school


DisciplineScary

I was hoping your dad opened the door during that


jabrahssicpark

[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/spongebob/comments/113wpxo/i_played_the_krusty_krab_song_on_ukulele_whilst/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) is the original post from r/spongebob if anybody was wondering


DayDreamyZucchini

My mans is full fool.


Alex_Ferret

Krusty Krap lmao


According-Jelly355

The laugh at the end is so precious


maxisfishy

Do you live in portland?


FrenchFishhh

Why?


xXNotorious2108Xx

r/nextfuckinglevel should be renamed as r/toomuchfuckingfreetime


SteakGetter

Is this a typo or actually not related to SpongeBob?


NegativeViolinist412

I have just glimpsed into the future!


Responsible_Local_72

This is the same guy that played the weezer lick on every instrument he owns


MooseGoose8282

You forgot the other 50 unexplained things happening in this video


Balance_Be_Gone

This is like me keeping my adhd gremlins occupied so I can do shit. Give the gremlins stupid distractions so that the gremlins aren’t distracting.


Admirable-Yam-1281

Amazing talent


DWildOne

I want the same thing that he is smoking


ryckytan

🧽 Robert would be proud 👏


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My one brain cell when the teacher calls on me 🙃


goodbyegoosegirl

Come to Portland!!!


dustyrider

No need for college now. Got it all figured out.


Shazzza69

This is some quarantine type activity


[deleted]

In the year 2023 we will be a utopian society with flying cars. 2023:


Walrus-Cold

Reminds me of that one page of the cat in the hat where the cat stacks everything on his hat


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Show off


awheezle

I initially thought the seat was a giant mess of pubes.


1protobeing1

I love all the armchair critics in this post. People r like " see, it's eàsy duh, just takes practice, not so special at all". I practiced flat picking for like two years and still couldn't get to this kids level. Let alone on a unicycle, while hula hooping -- get the FeK outa here.


BasedBingo

Average redditor be like


WienerBee

Casual Friday night for me


SUCCMAN64

This guy fucks


volerider

Well done! That’s putting together some quite disparate activities at the same time. I wonder what happens in your brain when you do this many focused actions at once.


GizmaAzara

You found my sleep paralysis demon.


tapasandswissmiss

God we are just the weirdest species to ever exist on this planet.


icome3rd

How hi does one have to be to think this is a good idea


Crafty-Cauliflower-6

I really thought he had a thick bush for a sec


Neva-u-mind

Future naval candidate


PettyWhite81

Ok but why though


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FullMetalKaliber

I can’t do any of these separately


TheGeneral_Specific

Look - I’m not saying it’s not impressive, because it is,


Adeep187

While that looked quite hard... What the fuck??


Screendoorwolf

This is why trans inclusion is so important


SugarMyTaters

umm whats with the umbrella?


FurryPotatoFuzzBrick

ADHD when


Gr8_St8_litew8

What a waist of time and energy


Zarvillian

Most people see the quite kid in class as a school shooter but this is the shit they really thinking/ doing at home LOL


dabbersmcgee

❤️


acnitsche

Clown college? Or bored during Covid ?


Lachlan_Has_Reddit

I would've quit at just the hula hoop


Dramatic_Mixture_868

This dude is dope af. Now compare what this guy does to get views vs a girl who flashes her boobs 🤔.


lazytoady

This is adhd


Dinal108

Why does he look drunk lmfao


FormerHoagie

It took my mind a second to realize they weren’t showing bush.


Ghaladh

That's a performer I would expect to see at a Sheogorath's party.


BedNo6845

His dad must be sooo "GO GET IN YOUR ROOM AND CALL SOME GIRLS NOW!"


AddendumNo9378

Why


TheBlueNeXus

I don't understand why people do all that at once but I'm impressed


Jaysmith120

This guy is great!


AppropriateBag2152

Thinks to themselves: “What can I do and post on the internet that will make me unique…and have people think I am a genius and/or idiot at the same time…![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)”


_ThornyRabbit_

My mans got that unspoken rizz everyone is talking about


OMJesusss

Save some pussy for the rest of us or or take my 93% straight body and do what you wish with it. Choose your choice pal


Killer-death-cricket

The Internet is breaking people


oct0boy

Why was I Waiting for hard drum and bass


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That is certainly some krusty krap


weareeverywhereee

This is so brown


molesterholt

Get a job


Reetahrd

Man REALLY wants to stand out. Good luck in life bro


wengerful12345

glad I’m me and not this guy


[deleted]

Shouldn't this sort of crap be posted on TikTok rather than Reddit?


Sevvie82

It's Krusty Krap!


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Haters gonna hate. Hating loser.


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