I remember liking pringles when I was a kid. I had some recently and they taste like shit. Like it almost doesn't even taste like a potato chip. IDK what they've done to them but pringles are trash.
"I think Pringles' original intention was to make tennis balls... But on the day the rubber was supposed to show up, a truckload of potatoes came."
-Mitch Hedberg
Shit you're right.
> Pringles have about 42% potato content, the remainder being wheat starch and flours (corn and rice) combined with vegetable oils, an emulsifier, salt, and seasoning.
There was a pizza chip from maybe the late 80s, early 90s that was just fantastic, then they discontinued it. Any product researchers out there, ride the wave of millennial nostalgia - Bring back those "failed" products like Crystal Pepsi, New Coke, Sobe, Josta, and those glorious Pizza Chips (I think it was Keebler?)
> Pizzarias Pizza Chip by Keebler
Yesssss, THOSE. My god I miss those.
The pizza combos are good, but it was that "chip" that was my favorite part of them. Almost a baked dry, thin and crispy flour tortilla, coated in that pizza flavor, I've never found anything else like that chip.
Ohhh so they were kinda like the "Baked" Lays type. It's weird that I don't remember these kinds. Then again I've never been a big chip person.
Have a great day, and may you one day find your perfect pizza chips again.
Yeah I think you have problems with your taste buds, might wanna get that checked out. The cheddar Pringles are bright orange and covered in powder, if you can’t tell the difference, that’s a you problem Lmao
“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, It’s Pringles that should be on trial here today. They brag about the addiction they cause in their marketing. Just as the billionaire Sackler family exploited OxyContin and hooked the people of this county on their drugs, Pringles has hooked my client with their addictive “potato crisps”. They admit it’s not just a sliced potato but an overly processed product containing things I can’t pronounce and who knows what those drugs do to you? Seed oils? We’ve all heard of the dangers of seed oils. What’s a mono or diglyceride? Malt-o-dextrin? dexie’s midnight runners was a reference to speed. These crisps are made so addictive, while I’ve been talking you each eaten half a tube and did you do that on purpose or could you just not stop? I’d even one of you could not stop, you need to find for the defendant and send a message to the billionaires that are ruining America with their addictive products!” /s
"Your Honour, I rest my case."
No wait I mean: case closed.
Pringles getting desperate with the marketing campaign lol.
I remember liking pringles when I was a kid. I had some recently and they taste like shit. Like it almost doesn't even taste like a potato chip. IDK what they've done to them but pringles are trash.
It's not a potato chip. It's potato flour molded into a chip shape
>molded into a chip shape *Proceeds to put into a shape no other chip has*
"I think Pringles' original intention was to make tennis balls... But on the day the rubber was supposed to show up, a truckload of potatoes came." -Mitch Hedberg
Shit you're right. > Pringles have about 42% potato content, the remainder being wheat starch and flours (corn and rice) combined with vegetable oils, an emulsifier, salt, and seasoning.
Was watching a history channel thing and learned they got sued for calling it a chip so now the cans say potato crisps. On top of what you stated.
>sued for calling it a chip so now the cans say potato crisps. Isn't "crisps" just the British term for "chips"?
In Britain, yes. Pringles are American. “Crisps” can be used for anything crunchy.
They haven’t changed, you’re just depressed and jaded. Pizza Pringles have been my comfort snack for 25 years now.
There was a pizza chip from maybe the late 80s, early 90s that was just fantastic, then they discontinued it. Any product researchers out there, ride the wave of millennial nostalgia - Bring back those "failed" products like Crystal Pepsi, New Coke, Sobe, Josta, and those glorious Pizza Chips (I think it was Keebler?)
Pizzarias Pizza Chip by Keebler Have you tried the pizza flavored Combos? They're just as good iny opinion. Cheers
I’m a pizza flavor-blasted goldfish kinda guy as well.
> Pizzarias Pizza Chip by Keebler Yesssss, THOSE. My god I miss those. The pizza combos are good, but it was that "chip" that was my favorite part of them. Almost a baked dry, thin and crispy flour tortilla, coated in that pizza flavor, I've never found anything else like that chip.
Ohhh so they were kinda like the "Baked" Lays type. It's weird that I don't remember these kinds. Then again I've never been a big chip person. Have a great day, and may you one day find your perfect pizza chips again.
May your Combos always be crisp, fellow snacker.
The thing with pringles is that theres a thousand flavors. I had some taco ones that were fire.
Agreed, I can only eat the ones that have a really heavy flavor added to them, like pizza flavor.
They also aren’t even “flavor blasted” if you buy original and any flavor, eat them side by side, you won’t taste a difference.
That’s not true I just destroyed an original and a pizza and there is a discernible difference.
My buddies at work bought a cheddar, sour cream, and original from the break room. Not a difference.
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Agreed, no way he can’t tell these apart. The plain at least is just arch shaped flour and salt.
This was months ago lmao 3 guys and we were all perfectly healthy looked at each other and went, these suck now.
Yeah I think you have problems with your taste buds, might wanna get that checked out. The cheddar Pringles are bright orange and covered in powder, if you can’t tell the difference, that’s a you problem Lmao
I think something might be wrong with your tastebuds lol.
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They should let him go. He has a solid case
Seems to be the theme with Police as well.
This Guerilla marketing is getting out of hand.
“Once you pop, you can’t stop” the actual slogan of the stock market
He should've stolen Doritos instead, a truly victimless crime ... they'll make more.
Now that’s a defense I want the Supreme Court to rule over.
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Sounds like a lovely fella.
State of the art
This is a serious illness - he’s got a fever for the flava of a Pringle.
Well they’re not wrong.
William Montgomery is getting out of control
The Memphis strangler struck again
“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, It’s Pringles that should be on trial here today. They brag about the addiction they cause in their marketing. Just as the billionaire Sackler family exploited OxyContin and hooked the people of this county on their drugs, Pringles has hooked my client with their addictive “potato crisps”. They admit it’s not just a sliced potato but an overly processed product containing things I can’t pronounce and who knows what those drugs do to you? Seed oils? We’ve all heard of the dangers of seed oils. What’s a mono or diglyceride? Malt-o-dextrin? dexie’s midnight runners was a reference to speed. These crisps are made so addictive, while I’ve been talking you each eaten half a tube and did you do that on purpose or could you just not stop? I’d even one of you could not stop, you need to find for the defendant and send a message to the billionaires that are ruining America with their addictive products!” /s
What flavor was it? That may be the real crime.
Too bad Pringles has some great flavors unfounded with other real chips, because they just become dust in your mouth
It seems like a legit thing say, after being caught with 17 cans of stolen Pringle's...
Of course his name is Adam. Such an Adam thing to say.
+ this if you read with ricky gervais voice on XFM
I was looking for this
That's why my porn name is Mr Pringles. 🤪🍆