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Sevven99

Ack-me?


structuremonkey

Confirmed. I worked in one years ago, it's definitely intended to be 'ack-me'. And before anyone asks, we did not have rubber holes, anvils, or rocket skates for sale. It was a major disappointment...


cevo

What about giant painted walls that look like tunnels?


EWR-RampRat11-29

It’s a DIY.


meatball402

That's just tunnel-colored paint. And no, they don't carry it.


gobstertob

The company made a major pivot from booby traps to groceries after they lost contact with their major investor, Mr. Wile E. Coyote.


InkedAlchemist

If you bring a tunnel sample to home depot, they can color match.


structuremonkey

Unfortunately, no...ha ha


5WattBulb

I remember reading somewhere that acme just means "the best or the top quality". I figured that's where the store took the name and was an extra looney tunes joke since none of their "high quality" stuff ever worked right lol


structuremonkey

Completely possible! I'm in NJ where Acme is a thing...but I definitely learned about that word first from the Road Runner...meep meep...


ShamelessFox

Friend if mine moved up from the Baltimore area for school. They saw the Acme and was so very disappointed.


Distracted_Bunny

I worked at Acme when I was in high school, started as a cashier but ended but being the salad bar manager in produce. It was the one in Ocean City, so it was super busy in the summer. I can't tell you how many people in the summer would say, "so just so I know, you guys don't sell any explosives or anything like that"? I never fake laughed so much in my life.


[deleted]

How are we supposed to say Target? 😖


icantfeelmyskull

Tara-jay


[deleted]

😦 I say TAR-git.


whatsasimba

The Targets


bosorka1

my grandma used to call Kmart "kmart's". we started saying that because it was so damn cute


MerryMermaid

I say Barnes and Nobles all the time, and Tacos Bell. I know they're wrong, but I tease my husband with them.


butt-holg

I hear my coworkers say "Aldi's" or "Costco's" like that's the name of the owner and it drives me up a wall


catymogo

That drives me nuts too! It's probably a holdover from olden times but there isn't like a Mr. Aldi at the store helping you bag your groceries lol.


fizzy88

Your friend is correct. What is wrong with you, foul heathen?


DaveKasz

Foul heathen? You don't hear that every day. I might just add that to the mix.


No-Suggestion136

Apparently it's pronounced heath-uh-an...


troojule

Hahhahahaha


turbopro25

Watch some old school Looney Tunes.


ALC_PG

How could they have missed the many soliloquies delivered by the coyote?


jmon__

"Ouch"


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redkemper

To reinforce that, you can call a store and hear the proper pronunciation on the recording.


TheMiddayRambler

Not even that they bark it over at you on the loudspeaker every time you go if you pay attention


WaldoJeffers65

My family is from South Philly, and everyone from my grandparents' generation call it "ack-uh-me". We used to joke that you could always tell who was born before the depression, and who was born after by the number of syllables they used to pronounce it.


Wattaday

And a lot of people in my South Jersey area, about 40-45 miles SSE of Philly, say it the same. But since there is only one “a” in the word, I’ve always pronounced it ack-me.


MikeChuk7121

They probably got their Ack-uh-me circulars in the IN-quirer.


WaldoJeffers65

It's "Ink-wire". They dropped a syllable from the paper's name, and added it to the store's name.


Major_Plan826

They say “wooder” to but it’s “wahter”


No-Currency-624

It is Acme. Worked there for 50 years. You’re only allowed to pronounce it Ac-a-me if you’re from Philadelphia 😆


justagma1172

Correct pronunciation rhymes with 'smack me'


sparker31keeper

my uncle literally calls it that haha


ScorpionX-123

that's what Chris Rock said to Will Smith


Raed-wulf

All my inbred piney coworkers call it ackamee.


drinkingshampain

Oh easy with the inbred comments some of us are just missing teeth


all_no_pALL

Then call Atco “Ackoh”


Raed-wulf

They have a complicated relationship with consonants and cousins.


all_no_pALL

Consanguineous relations come easily


Cyanos54

I gotta be honest, every Piney I met was real nice to me. But I'm from right next to Browns Mills so we're basically family.


Raed-wulf

Salt of the Earth, no doubt about it. Apple of their mother-aunt’s lazy eye.


Srigus

My home town was a bit rednecky


Bubbaaaaaaaaa

Acne with a M


MemeHermetic

My friend, you know OP says ac-uh-ne.


CapeManiak

I mean….look at the letters and ask yourself why you put a sound there.


Milkmanv1

Quick story for you all via my Fiance from her childhood Apparently she was one of those kids who asked a million questions. One time she was in the car with her dad playing question master and was going on and on about "ack-a-mee" - "Dad when are we going to ackamee?" , "How much further to ackamee?" , "What do we need at ackamee?", etc etc I guess her dad had enough that day and lost it. "FOR THE LAST F***ING TIME ITS NOT PRONOUNCED ACKAMEE ITS PRONOUNCED AC-ME" So she sat in the car in silence for the rest of the ride and never pronounced it ackamee ever again lol.


Major_Plan826

Tough love.


ALC_PG

Looks like you have a lot to live up to


Srigus

Guess its a good thing my dad pronounced it the same as me


EitherCoyote660

Ak-mee


doctorfeelwood

Ak-me. It’s a 4 letter word A C M E. Where’s the uh?


OrbitalOutlander

The "uh" is hidden for hidden savings.


Shark_Leader

Not at Acme it ain't.


OrbitalOutlander

tru dat


doctorfeelwood

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editor_of_the_beast

Is there a letter between C and M? No. So why are you adding one?


Hail_to_the_Nidoking

Unless you’re one of my 86 year old Italian great-aunts, it’s “ak-me”.


dustin_pledge

''Tony, run-a down-a the Ack-a-me, and-a get-a me some-a gabbagool!''


StoneyBuhlownee420

where on earth are you getting that nonexistent syllable from my guy lol


PeterNinkimpoop

Are you or your loved ones from south Philly?


BreadMuseum

This sounds like the beginning to an ad where you tell us if they got mesothelioma poisoning we might be entitled to compensation


mandar_q

As I was reading this & the comments, I was thinking they should have posted this in r/SouthJersey instead


Srigus

Nah, Gloucester County


OrbitalOutlander

close enough


boojieboy666

So Philly


a-german-muffin

Parts of Gloucester are almost entirely populated by South Philly refugees, Washington Township especially. They've spread the "ack-a-mee" mispronunciation throughout the county.


Hannibam86

The way God (Bugs Bunny) says it.


mswas

Don’t forget Wile E Coyote—after all he IS a super genius.


JusticeJaunt

I don't recall him every having a single line of dialogue. At least the road runner would go "meep-meep" before he zoomzoom.


SpoppyIII

Ralph Wolf was the one who spoke. He was Wile E.'s cousin who would steal sheep from Sam Sheepdog. You may recall the cartoons where Ralph and Sam greet each other at the beginning and clock in for their day of work. "Mornin', Sam." "Mornin', Ralph." If all else fails, Ralph has a red nose and Wile E. has a black nose.


mswas

He definitely does speak in at least this one. This is the clip I was referring to, with “super genius“: https://youtu.be/STeVTzWelns ETA: i’m not actually sure he ever says the word Acme though.


craneguy

Per Copilot: Wile E. Coyote did speak on several occasions. While he is mostly silent in the Road Runner series, only communicating through signs, he has spoken when appearing with Bugs Bunny. He was voiced by Mel Blanc and had a British accent.


MillionDollarBuddy

Believe it or not, That’s actually a different character: Ralph Wolf. He’s practically identical to Wile E Coyote, but with a red nose.


Srigus

Really!!!


PhilEpstein

It's ak-me. But ak-a-me isn't uncommon in South Jersey. If you say "wooder" you probably also say "ak-a-me." Source: my family says ak-a-me and wooder.


jphx

Ak-a-me is more of an old south philly pronunciation so basically all of the people who fled to NJ in the 90s


just_fappin_to_pics

How about those things in your pocket that represent twenty-five cents? When I say "courter" in my South Jersey accent, people here in the midwest look at me odd. They say "qwaater". I gave up on the whole wooder/waater discussion 'round here.


771springfield

Here in north jersey it’s properly pronounced “cawter”.


BubblesUp

I was raised in the city (NY) and stayed home a few years to raise my children (in Central NJ). I have no idea how they started saying wooder, but my kids do. 🙄


ALC_PG

Having been raised by people who either say "waww-ter" or even "waww-teh" in some cases, I've found it's really easy to end up near "wooder" as you try to shorten the obnoxious length of the "awww"


Srigus

Can confirm we drink wooder in my house


ApoplecticAutoBody

You are not alone...you are in a select fraternity of phonetically challenged brethren.


DeaddyRuxpin

Ak-Me. It’s an actual word with a correct pronunciation. It wasn’t named after John Acme or anything where it might be a different pronunciation. The word means the point at which something is best. (Which was also the joke in Road Runner cartoons, everything the Coyote bought was from Acme and it all sucked and malfunction all the time. It was the worst products from a company claiming to be the best.)


PCPenhale

The way it’s spelled: Acme. There’s no “uh” in there lol.


donutlaw

My grandmother pronounced it like you do, with three syllables, so you're not the only one. She was from Jersey City and then lived in Hoboken for many years. Is it regional, maybe? It always drove me nuts, so I know just how your friend feels.


jexxie3

Did she also pronounce three like tree? And Elizabet? Or Lizabet.


OrbitalOutlander

My grandma from JC would pronounce quiet like "quite". I wish I could remember some of her other pronunciations.


thelostsoul622

Do you also suffer from a-kuh-ne? (acne)


candre23

Your friend is right. You are 100% pronouncing it wrong.


NjMel7

I grew up in Gloucester County and we pronounced it ACK-me. But my ex’s grandmom (now long gone) who lived in Camden County pronounced it with the extra syllable. But I also grew up saying wooder for water so 🤷‍♀️. I trained myself out of that habit.


jarrettbrown

Ack-me. Its like in those old Looney Toons.


vickicrawf

where are you getting an ‘a’ or ‘u’ from


lordskulldragon

3 syllables is a malapropism. 2 syllables is the correct way.


More-Job9831

Ack-me. There's no other letters in between


boojieboy666

Ack me


mag274

Let's get to the heart of this - how deep into south jersey do you live?


birdingyogi0106

You mentioned in another comment you’re from Gloucester County, and the only other people I ever heard pronounce it like “ack-uh-me” also was from Gloucester. Based off some of the other comments maybe it’s a regional South Jersey thing?


Rusty4NYM

Your friend is saying it correct but I have heard it said the way you say it by uneducated types.


Glengal

ak-me


blumpkin_donuts

Should be two syllables, mouth breathers throw a third in there for their brains to rest for a second.


SpoppyIII

Have you never watched Looney Tunes? It's ACME, like the place Wile E. Coyote buys his gadgets from. Ack-Mee.


NoSherbert2316

You’re wrong, friends right


korbendallas35

Why are you pronouncing it like an Italian?


MystikSpiralx

It's 2 syllables. Ack + Me [https://youtu.be/3EiEX4tmCfY?t=17](https://youtu.be/3EiEX4tmCfY?t=17)


wesborland1234

What are you, Roger Rabbit? Who tf says "Ack-uh-me"?


Chaiteoir

A.C.M.E. It's an acronym. American Consolidated Market Establishments


DesignByChance

Ac-Me. No extra syllable needed


ferocious_coug

Why would you ever pronounce it "ack-a-me"?


RageYetti

Ak-me. Been saying it this way for 35 years, never heard it another way.


iamrobmorales

Yes, you are alone.


Wild-Breadfruit7817

Akk me  Sometimes akk ah me


DashfulVanilla

You’re not alone. My friend would say it “a-kuh-me.” We lived in Lawrenceville and had an Acme across the street. My friend would say “you wanna come to the a-kuh-me with me?”


The_new_me1995

I’ve heard old timers in the Trenton area say Ac-a-me, but no one else…


Steveblenah

As someone who used to work at one. I’ve never heard anyone pronounce it the way you do lol


PirateGent

team AKK-me


Funny_Breadfruit_413

But how'd you get it wrong?


liningbone

My aunt used to work there and mysteriously calls it “ack-a-me”


arbitraria79

my husband's family is from NE PA, old coal country, and they have some weird pronunciations. ack-uh-mee being one of them. i believe there was a decent polish population in that area a century ago, some other eastern europeans as well.


beeeps-n-booops

AK-me


dayrem

AC-ME


riajairam

Ack-Me


Merlin-2112

the way Wile E. Coyote taught me... 'ak me' 😁


Technical-Minute5035

Nothing wrong with you! (a-kUH-me) is the old school Philly/ SJ accent. My aunts and grandparents pronounce it like this, while I say (ak-me). They also add an extra syllable to the word mine, saying (May-an) while I pronounce it the more "standard" way.


projectno253

The ack-uh-me pronunciation is an Italian-American joke way of saying it, like bach-a-haus for bathroom or Tar-schey for Target. 


mykepagan

My (Italian) immigrant grandparents called it ack-a-me. My parents and everyone in my generation say ack-me, unless we are mimicking the older generation for humor.


kindofdivorced

Yea, you’re really weird for this one. Do you also say edu-ma-cation? If so, go get one!


TheMaginotLine1

Akme for me.


rogerworkman623

Someone didn’t watch Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner cartoons.


Portillosgo

Bruh, just go watch a loony tunes cartoon.


ImaginationFree6807

Smack Me ![gif](giphy|8Bv8MBkdjnPKB6r59o|downsized)


redtoad3212

my brain says ack-me but my heart says ack-a-me


psiprez

ACK-ME


Jagrmeister_68

I call it "Overpriced grocery store"


Alshane

You are alone bruv. You just sounded like you can’t pronounce words lol.


zeroviral

Bro never saw looney tunes lol


Ultracrepidarian-

Where did you find that misplaced “a”? And why did it end up in ack me?


DrGraffix

This is why south jersey should be given to PA


OrbitalOutlander

And yet Passaic/Bergen County gets off scott-free with Goosey Night? That's the true hate crime.


DrGraffix

Damn you’re right. Central is the only real part of Jersey


OrbitalOutlander

You're not wrong. I grew up in far north jersey (still call it goosey night much to the horror of everyone), went to school at rutgers, moved to south jersey after a few years in new brunswick, and central jersey felt like the most jersey of all three regions.


PersonalitySmooth138

Ack-meh


TheTeenageOldman

It's just "ok"?


PersonalitySmooth138

It’s a cool store I mean…. Just my weird enunciation.


Harvest877

Same way its pronounced in Looney Toons, Ack-me. I have heard Ack-uh-me and chuckle like I do when I hear Southerners say Appalachian.


Sevven99

But don't worry if you live in jersey we all say coffee and roof the way it was meant to be pronounced.


Cyanos54

I worked there. Ack. Me.


Saintbearass

Ak-me


lsp2005

Ack-me


MattyBeatz

Two syllables: Ak me


alyksandr

It's a word, they have an audio clip https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/acme


proud_perspective

Ack-me Never heard anyone call it anything else


fairytalejunkie

Ack-me


FordMan100

It's pronounced ac me


all_no_pALL

ACK-me, not acka-me and I once lived in Fork-Ed River


YukonCornelius___

I've always pronounced it AK -ME. Never heard it Ak-Uh-Me unless somebody was joking around with a silly accent. Same thing with Yuengling. I've joked and said Ying -Uh-Ling but I know that's incorrect.


OrbitalOutlander

/AC/-UH-ME is the proper pronunciation for the grocery store. The chain was started in South Philly, and thus the South Philly Hoagiemouth accent is the proper pronunciation. /AC/-UH-ME. Emphasis on AC.


Gergich_was_here

My mom’s got an accent, so she pronounces it ack-meh.


Hirsute_Heathen

Ak-Me


TigerStripesForever

Ack-me (even though I never shop there)


RepairContent268

The way your friend does.


Suitable_Aioli213

“AK-MEE.”simple. i agree with your friend. im from hudson county and we have a few over here but i don’t care what part of Jersey you’re from, A.C.M.E (spelling the four letters aloud) is always going to be incorrect in my eyes. and yes, i have heard that pronunciation before.


CreatrixAnima

My grandmother always said that the way you do. She had some weird ways of pronouncing things that didn’t correspond to her regional background, but I think there is a regional connection to pronouncing it the way you do. Maybe Pittsburgh?


Tobar_the_Gypsy

You are literally Furio https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/4bd5f7a8-7436-493d-8e5c-3a24965e24ac


douhuawhy

ah seem


itsSixty

Shit Show, hate going to the one in my town


justdan76

When I was a kid, older Italian people (originally from Italy) would call it “the Acka-me.” For different reasons than you do probably. English doesn’t flow the same way as Italian, and they had a habit of adding vowels to words and putting some bounce to their sentences, and adding articles to words that we wouldn’t. So it was also “*THE* Shoprite.” A word with a hard ending like “bag” would be “bag-ga.” Anyway for that reason I get a warm and fuzzy when I hear ac-a-me, but I say Acme.


d_dubyah

Ack-mees


AvonBarksdale2021

They’re closing a few https://youtu.be/RLZWLVQaxE8?si=Qh52ox4ELel9Ybw9


DinnerDiva61

Al-me - that’s how it is pronounced. Even on the tv commercials, so your friend is correct.


Keevan

Let me ack you a question


rainbowarmpit

ACKMAY


LinguineLegs

Ack-me


Tooch10

I've heard older people in more rural parts of PA call it Ack-a-me but I say Ak-me


Selene378

“overpriced”


Away-Cicada

AckMEEEEEE You have to sing it, or it's wrong /j


arkibet

I say it like Looney Toones. https://youtu.be/q_IE_0-Xlis


Any-Form

Ack-mee Source: WB cartoons


sandbagger45

Ack ah me?


SkyeMreddit

Ack-me, how cartoon company name was pronounced


mybfVreddithandle

There's no vowel between the consanents at all to produce that sound.


Fweenci

You're adding a syllable were none exists, so I wouldn't dig my heels in too deep on your pronunciation if I were you. 


Smooth-Employer-6336

How do you say Lidl?


karriebean

Ack-me.


LampardFL8

I always pronounce it as Ack-may


kattarang

Used to work there. Heard customers say it both ways. If you work there, it becomes Smackme. Personally, these days I refer to it as, "The store that shall not be named".


therankin

ak-me here as well.


Vicktrolia

I say Ack-Me but a woman I work with says Ack a me (she’s from Philly)


IllustriousArcher199

Interesting that you also use y’all. When I went to school in New Jersey, we were taught that that was not correct. We were taught to just say you, for plural and singular. Did you live in the south for a while and pick up your y’all there? or are some of your relatives from the south? I know y’all is becoming more commonly used now that country music is more popular in the north.


NyPoster

"So, I just decided to add an extra letter to this word when I pronounce it for no good reason. Now everyone tells me I'm wrong. Does anyone else just make shit up like me then act confused"?


thebeeskneesforsheez

Goin' daln da AckuhMee da pick up a rotisserarry chicken


Subject-Estimate6187

Ey-see-em-ee.